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Brain Fart

Author : Peter Hollins
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781548432072
Total Pages : 176 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (32 download)

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Book Synopsis Brain Fart by : Peter Hollins

Download or read book Brain Fart written by Peter Hollins and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-06-28 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your first instincts and gut feelings are usually flat out wrong. Discover why, and learn how to actually think clearly.A brain fart is a lapse in judgment. We do this every day without realizing it, and it can have severe consequences on our lives. Use this book as a field guide to think better, understand your feelings better, and tame your stupid brain.Cure your flawed thinking habits and mental blunders.Brain Fart is a book that will get you to think about how you think. Never before has such a deep look been taken into the roots of illogical and rash decisions - how they form, and how they persist in our lives. We all recognize our big blunders, but it's the subconscious ones that can sink us.Brain Fart is expertly researched with psychological and scientific studies, and delves into neuroscience and behavioral economics. In a book that has wide ranging implications, Peter Hollins illustrates why we tend to immediately regret our decisions and proclaim, "What was I thinking?!"Stop falling into your own mental traps and develop clarity of thought.Peter Hollins has studied psychology and peak human performance for over a dozen years and is a bestselling author. He has worked with dozens of individuals to unlock their potential and path towards success. His writing draws on his academic, coaching, and research experience.Discover your brain's subtle tricks and everyday illusions.*Why our concept of free will is illusory at best.*The roots of superstitious and magical thinking.*How advertisers are so effective at emptying our wallets.*Why our memories betray us.Understand what your head is really up to.*How we evaluate risk entirely wrong.*Why our first impressions lead us astray.*Why our egos skew our sense of reality.Solve your fuzzy thoughts and solve your life.Think with clarity and you'll perform at peak levels and stop making sub-optimal decisions. Make sure your reasoning gets you where you want to be and never settle for less than you deserve. Thinking is difficult. But Brain Fart makes it much, much easier.Prevent your next brain fart by clicking the BUY NOW button at the top of this page.

Brain Farts EWW Edition!

Author : Murphy Sawyer
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781953429186
Total Pages : 124 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (291 download)

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Download or read book Brain Farts EWW Edition! written by Murphy Sawyer and published by . This book was released on 2021-09-16 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do You Know How WEIRD the World Is You have discovered the craziest collection of true and icky facts about history, animals, food...the world! Each page is oozing with kid friendly, laugh out loud facts about history and science. The purpose of this book is not just to entertain, but also to educate. This book, a gift for kids who enjoy a good laugh is quite possibly the sneakiest way to get any kid interesting in learning about the world around them. Each fact is a fascinating and sometimes bewildering discovery...lighting a fire in young minds. These 100 silly and gross facts filling 123 pages with hilarious illustrations will inspire incredulous, wide eyed fascination. You will be amazed at what your child excitedly learns from a book like this. Get this book today and ignite your child's curiosity. ★ Discovery is an incredible gift! ★

Brain Fart

Author : Sarah Royal
Publisher : RP Minis
ISBN 13 : 9780762463787
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (637 download)

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Book Synopsis Brain Fart by : Sarah Royal

Download or read book Brain Fart written by Sarah Royal and published by RP Minis. This book was released on 2018-04-03 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everyone forgets things from time to time, but for the big mental lapses, there's Brain Fart! This hilarious brain-shaped stress ball provides instant relief from the most stubborn mental freezes. Just give it a squeeze to play five funny fart sounds. Also included is a 32-page mini book of epic brain farts.

Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts

Author : Todd Strauss-Schulson
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1614297827
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (142 download)

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Book Synopsis Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts by : Todd Strauss-Schulson

Download or read book Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts written by Todd Strauss-Schulson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2023-02-28 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Sometimes we have nightmares, or we're filled with anxiety and fear. And when you're a kid, you don't always understand why or what to do about it. Your Mind Makes Thoughts Like Your Butt Makes Farts is funny and gross, but more importantly, it gives kids the big tools they need to cultivate a relationship with their mind, to become its friend and understand that they don't have to listen to everything it says-to realize that thoughts (like gass) will pass"--

Toxic Farts, Brain-Eating Amoebas, Mosquito Assassins & More

Author : Editors of Media Lab Books
Publisher : Media Lab Books
ISBN 13 : 9781948174381
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (743 download)

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Download or read book Toxic Farts, Brain-Eating Amoebas, Mosquito Assassins & More written by Editors of Media Lab Books and published by Media Lab Books. This book was released on 2020-04-07 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why does nature try to kill us? In the same way that humans “thin the herd” when a particular group of animals grow too dense or too expansive for their habitat, nature tries make sure we live in balance with the world as well, which, let’s face it, we suck at. Toxic Farts, Brain-Eating Amoebas, Mosquito Assassins & More details hundreds of the scariest, messiest, smelliest, most terrifying ways that nature works to destroy, maim or sicken humans every single day. Each page of this book examines an oddity (or two) from the natural world that is harmful to humanity. And we’re not talking about car wrecks, warfare, drug overdoses or parachute accidents. We’re talking about biology, chemistry, botany, invasive little critters that eat our brains, slimes that dissolve our flesh, smells that cause our throats to close up, and other environmental assassins. Provided with such information, we might just survive. That’s right. It’s humans vs. the world and, damn it, we’re going to win if it kills us.

Find the Farter

Author : Phyllis F. Hart
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1728216176
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (282 download)

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Download or read book Find the Farter written by Phyllis F. Hart and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-10-01 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Readers of all ages will love searching for the smelly offender in this book of hidden farts, a gas-tronomical new approach to the seek-and-find genre and hilarious gift for kids! Can you tell who made the smell in this fart book for kids? Find the Farter is the hilarious new can-you-find picture book that you don't want to miss! Readers of other "who farts" books will delight in finding the farter who let it rip at the zoo, a basketball game, in outer space, on a plane, and more! Perfect for the young and young at heart, this outrageous interactive book is filled with silly clues and bright, highly detailed illustrations that will keep readers giggling as they search for and find hidden objects and people. Why readers love Find the Farter: Laugh-out-loud fun: This hidden picture activity book will delight kids ages 6-12 and up, great for the whole family and classrooms A hilarious read aloud: Includes 15 illustrated scenarios, witty text, and detailed caricatures with funny and expressive faces to provide hints as to who cut the cheese, PLUS bonus items to find on every page The perfect gift for kids: Ideal for holiday stocking stuffers, birthdays, Easter baskets, Christmas, white elephant, and more Screen-free time: Provides hours entertainment for road trips, sleepovers, play dates, or school activities! Fun for reluctant young readers: Hilarious content and clever rhyming clues engages the imaginations of beginner readers and builds reading confidence as they search for the stinky culprit Can You Tell Who Made the Smell?

Brain Farts

Author : Sally Gillard
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1925384853
Total Pages : 125 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (253 download)

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Download or read book Brain Farts written by Sally Gillard and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-16 with total page 125 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you’ve ever given up on a goal, backed away from an opportunity or simply not attempted something because you didn’t believe you had the skills, attributes or ability, chances are you have already got a ‘brain fart’ problem. ‘Brain farts’ are little blips in our mind that stop us from achieving. They occur in us all, it’s what we do to manage them that matters. In this practical and fun book, personal development coach Sally Gillard introduces us to the F.A.R.T system. (Feelings) You won’t win if you are scared of the race (Attitude) You won’t win if you are negative (Responses) You won’t win if you don’t compete (Thoughts) You won’t win if you tell yourself you can’t “Make your FARTs smell like roses and you will succeed in whatever you set out to achieve!” Simple techniques are explored for overcoming negative feelings and thoughts that can be experienced when we are striving for a goal or experiencing change. The strategies work and can be instantly applied for immediate results. If you are serious about achieving your dreams and goals then Brain F.A.R.T.S is the perfect place to start.

DO MORE DON'TS

Author : Steve Wyatt
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0692040854
Total Pages : 488 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (92 download)

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Download or read book DO MORE DON'TS written by Steve Wyatt and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-12-09 with total page 488 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This unique book is packed with randomly offensive (and offensively random) jokes, witticisms, wordplay, observations, judgments, and very important nonsense. Considering every thought is a mischievous little brain fart wafting past the nostrils of decency, it's perfect for those with a dark and twisted sense of humor. It's also the ideal gift for those angelic bastions of society who need a strong dose of deviancy to corrupt their self-righteous minds. Only together can we destroy the pandemic of faux-goodness and encourage others to DO MORE DON'TS. Good luck out there, and may the filth be with you.

100 of the Worst Ideas in History

Author : Michael Smith
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1402293925
Total Pages : 319 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (22 download)

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Download or read book 100 of the Worst Ideas in History written by Michael Smith and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2014-06-03 with total page 319 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous illustrated gift book with history's biggest fails hailing from politics, pop culture, international relations, business, sports, and more. From skinny-dipping Presidents to toxic tooth fillings to singing pop stars who can't carry a tune, 100 of the Worst Ideas in History is a celebration of humanity's historical—and often hysterical—missteps that have started wars, sunk countries, wrecked companies, scuttled careers, lost millions of dollars, and even endangered the Earth. Interesting stories from history include: How a confused chauffeur helped start World War I Who turned down the greatest product placement opportunity in Hollywood history How a Chicago White Sox game helped hasten the demise of disco The toad that nearly ate Australia The most dangerous children's game ever invented Spanning politics, pop culture, fashion, sports, technology, and more, this irreverent and witty book is packed with fun photos and sidebars, tracing how these thundering brainstorms turned into blundering brain farts—and the astonishing impacts our faux pas and foibles still have on us today. Great for gifting! Funny Father's Day gift White elephant gag gift Unique gift for the history major Fun teacher gift

Felix the Farting Elf

Author : Erik Anderson
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (775 download)

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Download or read book Felix the Farting Elf written by Erik Anderson and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-06 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you seeking a "tootastic" stocking stuffer, silly bedtime story, fun classroom read aloud, or clever brain break with comic relief and nonstop giggles? Meet Felix, a hilarious elf with a "gut wrenching" problem: he's "lack toast" intolerant! Plus, it's a "SMELLY" good time, written in rhyme, illustrated with holiday swag, and stuffed with kid-friendly humor to make you bell laugh or snort: "Remember Felix when you're feeling bloated. He had a secret talent but never gloated! Embrace your gifts and share with others: family, friends, neighbors, elves, sisters, and brothers!" Grab this bum-busting funny children's book about farts and toots because it's better than Rudolph's root beer or Grandma Gertie's eggnog! Hang it under the tree or menorah as a zany holiday gift or year-round literary celebration of puns, jokes, themes of, friendship, team work, tolerance, and gas galore!

Bubble in the Bathtub

Author : Jo Nesbo
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1439156077
Total Pages : 452 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book Bubble in the Bathtub written by Jo Nesbo and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-01-04 with total page 452 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Doctor Proctor and the kids (and the fart powder!) are back with a time traveling bathtub and a very special mission! It’s another fart-tastic adventure. The Fart Powder was such a successful invention that Doctor Proctor, Nilly, and Lisa couldn’t stop there. Next up: a time-travelling bathtub. You just hop in, lather up the Time Soap, and wish for where you’d like to go. Doctor Proctor has plans for this new invention. You see, he lost his true love years ago, when Juliette Margarine married an evil count. The good Doctor has never quite gotten over this, and he's going back to change it. But when things go wrong, it's up to Nilly and Lisa to travel back in time to right all wrongs and reunite the two lovebirds. Nothing is quite so simple in a Jo Nesbo book. Enter a herd of hippos, a scheming assistant, and Time Soap that keeps going awry, sending Nilly and Lisa to the storming of the Bastille! Fortunately, as in every Jo Nesbo book, the Fart Powder solves everything.

The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts

Author : M.D. Whalen
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9789627866404
Total Pages : 142 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (664 download)

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Book Synopsis The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts by : M.D. Whalen

Download or read book The Fantastic Flatulent Fart Brothers' Second Big Book of Farty Facts written by M.D. Whalen and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-28 with total page 142 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know that plants fart? Kids go to jail for farting? That there's a movie award for Best Fart? Do you secretly think farts are not only funny, but fascinating? Increase your Fart IQ and impress your friends and teachers with this gas-powered, illustrated fact-filled follow-up to the best-selling original Big Book of Farty Facts.

The Book of Basketball

Author : Bill Simmons
Publisher : ESPN
ISBN 13 : 0345520106
Total Pages : 754 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (455 download)

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Download or read book The Book of Basketball written by Bill Simmons and published by ESPN. This book was released on 2010-12-07 with total page 754 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The wildly opinionated, thoroughly entertaining, and arguably definitive book on the past, present, and future of the NBA—from the founder of The Ringer and host of The Bill Simmons Podcast “Enough provocative arguments to fuel barstool arguments far into the future.”—The Wall Street Journal In The Book of Basketball, Bill Simmons opens—and then closes, once and for all—every major NBA debate, from the age-old question of who actually won the rivalry between Bill Russell and Wilt Chamberlain to the one about which team was truly the best of all time. Then he takes it further by completely reevaluating not only how NBA Hall of Fame inductees should be chosen but how the institution must be reshaped from the ground up, the result being the Pyramid: Simmons’s one-of-a-kind five-level shrine to the ninety-six greatest players in the history of pro basketball. And ultimately he takes fans to the heart of it all, as he uses a conversation with one NBA great to uncover that coveted thing: The Secret of Basketball. Comprehensive, authoritative, controversial, hilarious, and impossible to put down (even for Celtic-haters), The Book of Basketball offers every hardwood fan a courtside seat beside the game’s finest, funniest, and fiercest chronicler.

How to Avoid a Climate Disaster

Author : Bill Gates
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 0385546149
Total Pages : 201 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (855 download)

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Download or read book How to Avoid a Climate Disaster written by Bill Gates and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2021-02-16 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER • In this urgent, authoritative book, Bill Gates sets out a wide-ranging, practical—and accessible—plan for how the world can get to zero greenhouse gas emissions in time to avoid a climate catastrophe. Bill Gates has spent a decade investigating the causes and effects of climate change. With the help of experts in the fields of physics, chemistry, biology, engineering, political science, and finance, he has focused on what must be done in order to stop the planet's slide to certain environmental disaster. In this book, he not only explains why we need to work toward net-zero emissions of greenhouse gases, but also details what we need to do to achieve this profoundly important goal. He gives us a clear-eyed description of the challenges we face. Drawing on his understanding of innovation and what it takes to get new ideas into the market, he describes the areas in which technology is already helping to reduce emissions, where and how the current technology can be made to function more effectively, where breakthrough technologies are needed, and who is working on these essential innovations. Finally, he lays out a concrete, practical plan for achieving the goal of zero emissions—suggesting not only policies that governments should adopt, but what we as individuals can do to keep our government, our employers, and ourselves accountable in this crucial enterprise. As Bill Gates makes clear, achieving zero emissions will not be simple or easy to do, but if we follow the plan he sets out here, it is a goal firmly within our reach.

Does It Fart

Author : Dani Rabaiotti
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781786488268
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (882 download)

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Download or read book Does It Fart written by Dani Rabaiotti and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-19 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate guide to animal flatulence: the perfect gift for anyone who has ever farted. Dogs do it. Millipedes do it. Dinosaurs did it. You do it: I do it. Octopuses don't (and nor do octopi). Spiders might do it: more research is needed. Birds don't do it, but they could if they wanted to. Herrings do it to communicate with each other. At the beginning of 2017, an innocent question on twitter about snakes formed the hashtag #doesitfart and spread pungently across the internet - and major newspapers - as dozens of experts weighed in on which animals do and don't fart, and if they do, how much, how often, what it's made of, what it smells like, and what it's for. Does it Fart? is the result: the fully authoritative, fully illustrated guide to animal flatulence, covering the habits of 80 animals in more detail than you ever knew you needed. What foods make hyena farts smell especially bad? What is a fossa, and does it fart? Why do clams vomit but not fart? What is a fart, anyway? With contributions from dozens of biologists, Does it Fart? is a book that will allow you to shift the blame onto all kinds of unlikely animals for years to come.

First Day Farts

Author : Taco Superboom
Publisher : Big Dreams Kids Books
ISBN 13 : 9781953429094
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (29 download)

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Download or read book First Day Farts written by Taco Superboom and published by Big Dreams Kids Books. This book was released on 2021-03-11 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nervous About the First Day of School? This cute and funny book about anxiety is completely jam packed with hilarity. Sometimes the best way to deal with fear is to laugh at it! First Day Farts helps children do exactly that with their first day of school jitters. Put your little one at ease with First Day Farts! THE #1 Funniest (and Cutest) Going Back to School Book What's Inside... Helps alleviate fear and anxiety for children 32 pages of beautifully illustrated full color humor makes the story come to life A quick and easy gift for kids ★ Get your order in today for a silly fun time! ★

Why Fish Fart

Author : Francesca Gould
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0698158377
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (981 download)

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Download or read book Why Fish Fart written by Francesca Gould and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-06-12 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready to squirm and squeal over the craziest facts you've ever heard! Have you ever wondered: How many pounds of insect parts the average person eats each year? Which specialty coffee is made from poop? How someone turned farting into a job? No? Then don’t open this book. The world around you is pretty wonderful, but also extremely weird. For very odd facts about the human body, look for Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Boogers: Gross but True Things You Don't Want to Know About Your Body.