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Author : Joe Blatnick
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781523732753
Total Pages : 342 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (327 download)
Download or read book More Quips, Quotes and Zingers written by Joe Blatnick and published by . This book was released on 2017-01-11 with total page 342 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This one will make you die laughing!
Author : Joe Blatnick
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781523732593
Total Pages : 362 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (325 download)
Download or read book QUIPS QUOTES ZINGERS and ONE LINERS written by Joe Blatnick and published by . This book was released on 2016-04-10 with total page 362 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Want a chuckle? Read on...
Author : Geoff Tibballs
Publisher : Running Press
ISBN 13 : 9780786714070
Total Pages : 512 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (14 download)
Download or read book The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners written by Geoff Tibballs and published by Running Press. This book was released on 2004-11-01 with total page 512 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners contains the ultimate, most comprehensive compendium of humor ever compiled. From shaggy-dog stories to jokes for roasts and toasts, virtually every form of verbal humor on a whole raft of topics is represented in this not totally politically correct—but always diverting—collection of ticklers and howlers for any occasion. Humorous quotations, epigrams and epitaphs, limericks, and puns also appear among the volume's thousands of entries categorized by topic. This format makes the book an easily accessible as well as invaluable companion to speechmakers for events great and small—meeting the needs of both the maiden aunt looking for a wholesome joke to relate at a golden wedding anniversary and the best man who needs a blue one for the bachelor party. Providing more than 10,000 choices, this mammoth book even offers would-be wolves on the prowl pick-up lines—at the same time that it offers some snappy comebacks and a few ribald ripostes for the reluctant or disinterested prey.
Author : Derek D. Williams
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781500167844
Total Pages : 60 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (678 download)
Download or read book The Most Hilarious Quotes, Quips, Insults and Zingers in College Football History written by Derek D. Williams and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2013-08-20 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book contains the most hilarious quotes in the history of college football, up through 2013 SEC Media Days. Includes the funniest quips, zingers and one-liners from coaching legends Steve Spurrier, Woody Hayes, Les Miles, John McKay, Bobby Bowden, Mike Leach, Darrell K Royal and many more legendary coaches, players and announcers from America's most beloved sport.
Author : Croft M. Pentz
Publisher : Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9780842304672
Total Pages : 386 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (46 download)
Download or read book The Complete Book of Zingers written by Croft M. Pentz and published by Tyndale House Publishers, Inc.. This book was released on 1990 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You could call them one-sentence sermons or one-sentence solutions. Use them to spice up your speeches, sermons, church bulletins--anywhere a quick word of wit or wisdom is needed.
Author : Evan Esar
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781856351584
Total Pages : 908 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (515 download)
Download or read book 20, 000 Quips and Quotes written by Evan Esar and published by . This book was released on 1996-08 with total page 908 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This reference should be useful to public speakers, writers, politicians, performers and salespeople. The book should also amuse anyone who enjoys humour or taking a look at sayings which go back thousands of years. Some of civilization's most influential and profound writers - including Aristotle, Erasmus, Thomas More, Shakespeare and Cicero - are among those quoted.
Author : Eric H. Roth
Publisher : Chimayo Press
ISBN 13 : 0982617801
Total Pages : 166 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (826 download)
Download or read book Compelling Conversations: Questions and Quotations on Timeless Topics written by Eric H. Roth and published by Chimayo Press. This book was released on 2010-10-29 with total page 166 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This innovative ESL/EFL textbook helps advanced English language learners develop conversation skills and improve fluency by sharing experiences, reflecting on their lives, and discussing proverbs and quotations. The oral skills English textbook includes 45 thematic chapters, over 1,350 questions, 500 vocabulary words, 250 proverbs and American idioms, and 500 quotations. Designed for both adult education and intensive English language students, the conversations and activities deepen critical thinking skills and develop speaking skills essential to success in community college and university programs. Compelling Conversations has been used in classrooms in over 40 countries, recommended by English Teaching Professional magazine, adopted by conversation clubs and private English tutors, and enjoyed by thousands of English students.
Author : Pauline Bickford-Duane
Publisher : Whalen Book Works
ISBN 13 : 173251268X
Total Pages : 105 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (325 download)
Download or read book The Little Book of Zingers written by Pauline Bickford-Duane and published by Whalen Book Works. This book was released on 2020-11-03 with total page 105 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You know Mark Twain, creator of the long-beloved characters Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer, but have you heard what he said about Jane Austen? The Little Book of Zingers will feature the greatest comebacks and one-liners of all time, uttered by the iconic men and women we know and love (or love to hate)! Every generation sees its fair share of geniuses: men and women who possess boundless intellect and are capable of incredible insight. Søren Kierkegaard was such a man. Widely considered the father of existential philosophy, Kierkegaard uttered such profundities as: “If I am capable of grasping God objectively, I do not believe, but precisely because I cannot do this I must believe.” But on one truly momentous occasion, Kierkegaard made one confident and succinct statement that shook the earth: “My opponent is a glob of snot.” Kierkegaard spoke of Hans Martensen, an academic with whom he’d had a fair share of disagreements. The two often went toe-to-toe in scholarly debate, but with this dynamite zinger, Kierkegaard ended all further discussion. After all, who expects to be called a glob of snot? There’s no coming back from that. The Little Book of Zingers will explore the rich depths of crushingly hilarious salt-in-the-wound one-liners you’ve never heard that’ll make you gasp at their audacity. From the Age of Enlightenment to the Roaring Twenties to the boogie-down seventies, The Little Book of Zingers will take readers on a journey through some of history’s greatest burns, spoken by the men and women who shaped the world.
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451648901
Total Pages : 674 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)
Download or read book The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-05 with total page 674 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A latest collection of quotes features entries that are thematically arranged to provide narrative readings, in a volume that celebrates the lighter side of such topics as courtship, lawyers, and aging.
Author : Eric H. Roth
Publisher : Chimayo Press
ISBN 13 : 098261781X
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (826 download)
Download or read book Compelling Conversations written by Eric H. Roth and published by Chimayo Press. This book was released on 2011-03 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This English as a Foreign Language (EFL) textbook includes thematic chapters to create quality conversations and uses conversation starters, interview questions, classic quotations, paraphrasing exercises, and traditional proverbs to create hours of English conversation and class discussions for native Vietnamese speakers.
Author : Ray Foley
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1402247478
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (22 download)
Download or read book God Loves Golfers Best written by Ray Foley and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2009-05-01 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: God Loves Golfers Best is the ultimate collection of golf jokes, quotes, and cartoons sure to tickle the funny bone of any avid duffer. A perfect gift or self-purchase for the golf fan in your life! Examples from God Loves Golfers Best: Golf is a lot like taxes. You drive hard to get to the green, and end up in the hole. What should you do if lightning strikes during your round? Walk around holding a 1-iron, because even God can't hit a 1-iron! A man is getting married and is standing by his bride at the church. Standing beside him are his golf clubs and bag. His bride whispers, "What are your golf clubs doing here?" The groom replies, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?" In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
Author : Dungeons & Dragons
Publisher : National Geographic Books
ISBN 13 : 0786965983
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (869 download)
Download or read book Curse of Strahd written by Dungeons & Dragons and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2016-03-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Unravel the mysteries of Ravenloft® in this dread adventure for the world’s greatest roleplaying game Under raging storm clouds, the vampire Count Strahd von Zarovich stands silhouetted against the ancient walls of Castle Ravenloft. Rumbling thunder pounds the castle spires. The wind’s howling increases as he turns his gaze down toward the village of Barovia. Far below, yet not beyond his keen eyesight, a party of adventurers has just entered his domain. Strahd’s face forms the barest hint of a smile as his dark plan unfolds. He knew they were coming, and he knows why they came — all according to his plan. A lightning flash rips through the darkness, but Strahd is gone. Only the howling of the wind fills the midnight air. The master of Castle Ravenloft is having guests for dinner. And you are invited.
Author : Jessica Fellowes
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1250093600
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (5 download)
Download or read book The Wit and Wisdom of Downton Abbey written by Jessica Fellowes and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2015-10-13 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The best one-liners and caustic quips from all six seasons of Downtown Abbey, with full-color photographs throughout
Author : Tim Dunton
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692543191
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (431 download)
Download or read book Tim's Bon Mots: Witty Sayings and Good Quotes for All Occasions written by Tim Dunton and published by . This book was released on 2015-10-07 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bon Mots? Yes, you know - witticisms, aphorisms, zingers, one-liners. We've been collecting these for decades and eliminated those that are too common, too corny, or just not clever enough. The goal of this book is to become the repository of the kind of saying that you wish you could remember and have ready for just the right time. Heard a good one? Submit it to [email protected] and share the wealth. This is "wiki wit" wealth. If we include it in the next print or e-book edition we'll share right back at you and send you a PayPal payment for $5.00. (The original authors of the lines in this book are long forgotten, so it seems better to make all the lines in this book available for everyone to claim credit. Therefore, we won't attribute your line to you.) Looking for the dirty or hateful ones? Insults not insulting enough for you? To protect tender minds, we have restricted that stuff to the e-book edition at amazon.com/Tims-Bon-Mots-ebook. But please! Use Bon Mots for good, not for evil.
Author : Gary Saul Morson
Publisher : Yale University Press
ISBN 13 : 0300167474
Total Pages : 354 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (1 download)
Download or read book The Words of Others written by Gary Saul Morson and published by Yale University Press. This book was released on 2011-06-28 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this lively gambol through the history of quotations and quotation books, Gary Saul Morson traces our enduring fascination with the words of others. Ranging from the remote past to the present, he explores the formation, development, and significance of quotations, while exploring the "verbal museums" in which they have been collected and displayed--commonplace books, treasuries, and anthologies. In his trademark clear, witty, and provocative style, Morson invites readers to share his delight in the shortest literary genre. The author defines what makes a quote quotable, as well as the (unexpected) differences between quotation and misquotation. He describes how quotations form, transform, and may eventually become idioms. How much of language itself is the residue of former quotations? Weaving in hundreds of intriguing quotations, common and unusual, Morson explores how the words of others constitute essential elements in the formation of a culture and of the self within that culture. In so doing, he provides a demonstration of that very process, captured in the pages of this extraordinary new book.
Author : Dr. Mardy Grothe
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061758442
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (617 download)
Download or read book Viva la Repartee written by Dr. Mardy Grothe and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-03-17 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For most of us, that perfect retort or witty reply often escapes us when we need it most, only to come to mind with perfect clarity when it's too late to be useful. The twentieth-century writer Heywood Broun described this all-too-common phenomenon when he wrote "Repartee is what we wish we'd said." In Viva la Repartee, Dr. Mardy Grothe, author of Oxymoronica, has lovingly assembled a collection of masterfully composed -- and perfectly timed -- replies that have turned the tables on opponents and adversaries. This delightful volume is a celebration of the most impressive retorts, ripostes, rejoinders, comebacks, quips, ad-libs, bon mots, off-the-cuff comments, wisecracks, and other clever remarks ever to come out of the mouths -- and from the pens -- of people throughout history. Touching on all areas of human endeavor, including politics, the arts, literature, sports, relationships, and even the risqué, the book features contributions from Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain, Dorothy Parker, Mae West, Groucho Marx, Winston Churchill, Dolly Parton, and scores more. As entertaining as it is intellectually enriching, Viva la Repartee is sure to capture the attention of language lovers and is the perfect antidote for anyone who's ever thought I wish I'd said that!
Author : Hartley Miller
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740789198
Total Pages : 280 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (47 download)
Download or read book You Don't Say! written by Hartley Miller and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If John Bartlett (Familiar Quotations) was reborn as a sportscaster his name would be Hartley Miller. You Don't Say! is a highly readable collection of more than 1,000 sports quotes that's destined to become the definitive source of the funniest and most quotable things ever said by, for, or about sports men, women, owners, fans, coaches, and teams. British Columbia sportscaster Hartley Miller began collecting sports quotes 20 years ago as his calling card to conclude each sportscast. What resulted is a compilation of more than 2,000 enlightening and entertaining quotes and quips that have delighted fans throughout North America for years. You Don't Say! presents over 1,000 of these selected quotations in one of the funniest and most illuminating sports books to ever roll off the court or field. The book includes such quotables as: • "I'm always suspicious of guys who've got a famous father." --George W. Bush, speaking to Diamondbacks GM Joe Garagiola Jr. when the 2001 World Series champs visited the White House. * "I didn't even know Elvis was from Memphis. I thought he was from Tennessee." --Memphis Grizzlies draft pick Drew Gooden, on whether he planned to visit Graceland. Miller did a winning job of capturing both the breadth of the sporting world and the appropriate context of the individual quotes and quips. Time after time, he explains the people and circumstances behind the quotations, which often results in the most humorous part of the item. From "Freudian Quips" and "Bad Boys, Bad Boys" to "Coach Approach" and "Yogi-isms" this book will make fans howl with delight.
