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Book Synopsis You Are a F*cking Awesome Mom by : Leslie Anne Bruce
Download or read book You Are a F*cking Awesome Mom written by Leslie Anne Bruce and published by Seal Press. This book was released on 2019-09-10 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A much-needed voice of encouragement for every woman who had a baby and lost her mind Sometimes, motherhood feels never-ending. A child is born, chaos ensues, and it seems like life will never return to normal. In You Are a F*cking Awesome Mom, award-winning journalist and Instagram star Leslie Anne Bruce acknowledges that, yes, motherhood is a total mind f*ck-but then she offers the self-empowerment lessons new mothers need to get through the psychic upheaval and emerge stronger than ever. After childbirth, a woman's body, her relationships, and her very sense of self are tested like never before. Bruce encourages readers to look past the sugarcoated truisms about the miracles of child-rearing in order to embrace the real joys of motherhood, spit-up stains and all. Loaded with unfettered support from a mom who has been through it all, You Are a F*cking Awesome Mom offers a lifeline of encouragement, inspiration, and community for the new mama who got a baby, lost her mind, and desperately wants to find herself again.
Download or read book Tommy Raw written by Thomas Mondello and published by Virtualbookworm Publishing. This book was released on 2003-06 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes people say and do things that just make you sit back and wonder. Well, this book is definitely three chapters of pure wonderment! It all begins innocently enough within the womb then guides you on a path of fifth grade laughter and hi-jinx. Each tale contains real life situations that will surely bring a smile to your face. In fact, they're almost therapeutic as they confirm the fact that yes, there is actually someone out there in the world more moronic than yourself! Now isn't that a comforting thought! Stories from childhood through high school, to a three-year stint with the United States navy, right up to present day, only proves one thing. That years and experience of life mean absolutely nothing if you can't look back on them and have yourself a good hearty laugh! Hopefully some of the stories within this book will help to stir up a few entertaining memories from your own past. Remember.. memories are the fuel powering our sanity! Welcome to Tommy's world!
Download or read book Team Mom written by Franklin White and published by Urban Renaissance. This book was released on 2014-05-01 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Franklin White has a knack for making his novels appear like movies on the big screen. Team Mom is no different. It's a most welcomed drama of sacrifice and heroism in an unwelcomed moment in the community. After three years, Roy Madison, aka Coach, feels as though he has healed from the death of his wife and twins in a car accident. He now juggles his time between volunteering as a recreational youth football coach and working as a full-time public relations mouthpiece for the local police department. When he attracts the attention of Shonda Black, the mother of one of his football players, they begin a steamy affair. Little does she know that her involvement with Coach will put her son in harm's way. After an unsolved assault on an elderly woman, Coach becomes fed up with crime in the community and takes it upon himself to find the culprit. The closer he gets to apprehending the criminal, the more dangerous things become for him and everyone around him. Will Coach be able to stop the crimes unfolding seemingly right before his eyes?
Book Synopsis Adult Children of Alien Beings by : Dennis Danvers
Download or read book Adult Children of Alien Beings written by Dennis Danvers and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2015-08-19 with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Adult Children of Alien Beings by Dennis Danvers is a science fiction novelette about the emotional journey of a man seeking the truth about his parents, who were always rather ....odd, and his own heritage. At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.
Book Synopsis Unholy Union: The Complete Duet by : Natasha Knight
Download or read book Unholy Union: The Complete Duet written by Natasha Knight and published by Natasha Knight. This book was released on with total page 515 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This set contains both Unholy Union and Unholy Intent, the complete Unholy Union Duet! Cristina Monsters don’t hide in the dark. When I met Damian Di Santo in a dark corridor of my family home I knew he was a monster. I was a scared girl. He was already a man. That was when his twisted countdown began. Marked by dead roses and sharp thorns, eight years passed each bringing me closer to becoming his. Until the eve of my eighteenth birthday. That was the night he returned to claim me. Damian Circumstance put Cristina on my path. Fate bound her to me. Cristina and I share a common past. A single night that changed the course of our lives. She asked me if I was a monster the night I met her. I am. She’s about to learn I’m her monster. Because the countdown that began eight years ago has ended. Her time is up. On the stroke of midnight, she’s mine.
Download or read book My Mom's Fiance written by Cassandra Dee and published by Cassandra Dee Romance. This book was released on 2019-04-17 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I have a secret. I hooked up with my mom’s fiancé! One night at a bar, I met an irresistible, hunky as hell man. We had lots of fun, and it was absolutely yummy. But the next day, I found out that Jake was engaged … TO MY MOM! OMG!!! He’s going to be my stepdad? We just shared a steamy night not long ago. How can he be getting married to my mom now? But it just kept happening again and again. At the engagement party. At the bridal shower. Even at the wedding itself. It’s filthy and so wrong in so many ways. But I want my mom’s hunky fiancé so bad … Hey Readers — This taboo story is going to make you scream and cry and do all sorts of naughty things. Indulge your fantasies and turn the fan on HIGH because this tale will make you want more ... and more ... and more. As always, no cheating, no cliffhangers, and always an HEA for my readers. You’ll love the story, I promise! xoxo, Cassie
Download or read book Just A Taste written by Scarlett Se Leva and published by Bookends Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2022-02-17 with total page 131 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A friends to lovers, second chance, ya novella. Six years ago, I pushed her away, too afraid of the feeling she evoked. Now here she sits in my kitchen, reawakening my desires. I've never wanted something so badly in my life. This time I won't run. I won't stop. Until she's mine. Publisher note: Just A Taste is the first novella in the Determined Series. The Determined Series tells Ryan and Simone's Story from Ryan's POV. Wunderland tells their story from Simone's POV.
Book Synopsis Not Ready for Mom Jeans by : Maureen Lipinski
Download or read book Not Ready for Mom Jeans written by Maureen Lipinski and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 2010-05-25 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A laugh-out-loud novel about motherhood, life, and the quest for eight hours of sleep. Event planner and famous blogger Clare Finnegan expected to go back to work after her daughter was born. After all, she worked hard for her success...and it's not like now that she has a child she has to buy a minivan, wear Mom Jeans, and give up her career! Right? Despite more than a few pounds of baby weight still left to lose, Clare dons her Miss Piggy Pants and returns to work. She plans a swanky Sweet Sixteen party, pulls off a million-dollar golf outing, has to come to terms with her mother's breast cancer, and is left so exhausted that she can't remember her ATM card's pin number. Then, after another meeting runs late, and she misses another one of her daughter's milestones, Clare allows herself to examine an alternate choice: staying home. "Lipinski's snappy dialogue and acerbic wit are so engaging, you don't need a minivan to enjoy this ride." –Jen Lancaster, New York Times bestselling author
Download or read book The Mother Garden written by Robin Romm and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-07-10 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The stories in The Mother Garden are at once vividly realistic and infused with the bizarre - a man uses a chicken egg to test whether he is ready for fatherhood; a daughter plants a garden of mothers to replace her own; a family's ghosts literally fall through the ceiling, disrupting daily life; a woman finds her father sleeping in the desert after twenty-six years of living without him. People stumble in relationships, start families, struggle with illness, learn to mourn - and as in life, these acts are consuming, magical, and disorienting."--BOOK JACKET.
Book Synopsis Hyperbole and a Half by : Allie Brosh
Download or read book Hyperbole and a Half written by Allie Brosh and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-10-29 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 New York Times Bestseller “Funny and smart as hell” (Bill Gates), Allie Brosh’s Hyperbole and a Half showcases her unique voice, leaping wit, and her ability to capture complex emotions with deceptively simple illustrations. FROM THE PUBLISHER: Every time Allie Brosh posts something new on her hugely popular blog Hyperbole and a Half the internet rejoices. This full-color, beautifully illustrated edition features more than fifty percent new content, with ten never-before-seen essays and one wholly revised and expanded piece as well as classics from the website like, “The God of Cake,” “Dogs Don’t Understand Basic Concepts Like Moving,” and her astonishing, “Adventures in Depression,” and “Depression Part Two,” which have been hailed as some of the most insightful meditations on the disease ever written. Brosh’s debut marks the launch of a major new American humorist who will surely make even the biggest scrooge or snob laugh. We dare you not to. FROM THE AUTHOR: This is a book I wrote. Because I wrote it, I had to figure out what to put on the back cover to explain what it is. I tried to write a long, third-person summary that would imply how great the book is and also sound vaguely authoritative—like maybe someone who isn’t me wrote it—but I soon discovered that I’m not sneaky enough to pull it off convincingly. So I decided to just make a list of things that are in the book: Pictures Words Stories about things that happened to me Stories about things that happened to other people because of me Eight billion dollars* Stories about dogs The secret to eternal happiness* *These are lies. Perhaps I have underestimated my sneakiness!
Book Synopsis Unholy Intent: An Arranged Marriage Dark Romance by : Natasha Knight
Download or read book Unholy Intent: An Arranged Marriage Dark Romance written by Natasha Knight and published by Natasha Knight. This book was released on with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bound by marriage to Damian, I sometimes wonder what he sees when he looks at me. Deer in headlights, I guess. What I see is clear. Darkness. Desire. Carnal want. A man with too much experience. The day he took me he told me I belong to him. On our wedding night he proved I did. And I believe him when he says he’ll keep me safe because he won’t let anyone touch what’s his. But I can’t forget what he is. Can’t forget the things he’s done. And no matter what, I can’t let myself fall in love with him.
Download or read book Hot Cripple written by Hogan Gorman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-03-06 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Prada to poverty-one woman's harrowing and hilarious journey Ex-model Hogan Gorman was living the typical New York working actor's life-auditions and classes by day, waitressing and fending off handsy customers by night-when a wise (or just crazy) friend convinced her to ask the universe for a change. And she got one-coming at her at forty miles per hour. Hit by a car and suffering debilitating injuries, and with no health insurance, the fashionista attempts to bounce back into her (thrift store-purchased) Jimmy Choos even as she deals with short-term memory loss, stalker ambulance drivers, trying to stay vegan on food stamps, crazy judges, hot doctors, and unsympathetic government workers. Inspired by her acclaimed one-woman show, this is a bitingly funny and keenly observed account of the cracks in our medical and social welfare system and how one woman's resilience combined with a generous dollop of humor helped her fight her way to recovery.
Book Synopsis The Pledge Class Of 1969 by : Carson R. Yeager
Download or read book The Pledge Class Of 1969 written by Carson R. Yeager and published by Fulton Books, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-05-04 with total page 613 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To quote John Lennon, "Imagine." Imagine eighteen-year-old Holden Caulfield, Richie Cunningham, Otter, Bluto, Archie McNally, and Kramer all thrown backward or forward in time to the summer of 1969. Imagine if, unknown to one another, they each blindly pledge to a ruckus fraternity house at a conservative and highly respected Midwestern university. Imagine their metamorphosis from innocent and naive high school graduates with lofty aspirations to rude, crude, and socially unacceptable frat rats. Imagine their creative, illogical, and often just plain stupid adventures as they fully take advantage of their newfound freedom and the total lack of respect and responsibility of college life. Imagine a pledge class that suffers together and sticks together until visited by the Grim Reaper. Imagine Marlo Thomas, Mary Tyler Moore, Ann-Margret, Shelley Fabares, Sandra Dee, and Annette Funicello as prudish and scholastically focused coeds attempting to cohabitate the same campus as the men of Sigma Mu. Imagine their potential transformation during the age of Aquarius into respectable and successful young adults. You may say I'm a dreamer, but what you are about to read is based on actual events (kind of). Enjoy!
Download or read book The Fairest Show written by Gregory Ashe and published by Hodgkin and Blount. This book was released on 2022-08-30 with total page 435 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A murdered coach. His missing daughter. A sadistic killer. After a summer apart, Theo and Auggie reunite at the beginning of another school year, determined to make a relationship work in spite of their age difference—and other obstacles. When Wroxall College’s athletic director strongarms Theo into tracking down the school’s missing football coach, though, Theo is determined to keep Auggie safe no matter how much Auggie hates it; Theo has lost too much already. Everywhere Theo and Auggie go, someone seems set on stopping their search. First, a masked man attacks them and steals important financial paperwork. Then a small-town cop tries to run them off. Even the football players seem determined to keep their silence. And the deeper Theo and Auggie dig, the more they suspect that something much darker is taking place. An attack on Auggie’s roommate raises a terrifying possibility—that the killer has targeted Auggie as his next victim. Theo and Auggie must hurry to uncover the truth before the killer can silence them, but even if they succeed, the pressure of the investigation and the danger to Auggie’s life may shatter the fragile bond they are building.
Book Synopsis Have I Got a Guy for You by : Alix Strauss
Download or read book Have I Got a Guy for You written by Alix Strauss and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-03-01 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shows how women got suckered into going out with the mates their mothers found for them. This collection features 25 victims of poor arrangements, well-meaning fix-ups, and just plain bad judgment calls.
Download or read book Gone Missing written by Jami Davenport and published by Cedrona Enterprises. This book was released on 2019-02-28 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With a missing father, a murderous brother, and a marriage of convenience, Becca Gatlinburg's life is one hot mess…and it's about to get hotter. After overhearing her brother plotting a murder, Becca is desperate to find out the truth behind her family's business dealings and her father’s disappearance. She makes a deal with the devil--a gorgeous, irreverent soldier turned PI. She’s in over her head and sinking fast. The last thing Bronson Warner ever wanted was to be a groom. The second to the last thing he ever wanted was to be a dad. Through a weird twist of fate, he's now both within the span of a few weeks. His solitary life has been turned upside down and stomped on by a wife who’s his exact opposite and teenagers who have their own tragic secret, and it's his responsibility to keep them all safe. As Bronson strives to protect his new family, he realizes not only are their lives in danger, but so is his heart.
Book Synopsis Tomorrow's Children by : Daniel Polansky
Download or read book Tomorrow's Children written by Daniel Polansky and published by Watkins Media Limited. This book was released on 2024-02-27 with total page 343 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Hugo Award nominated author comes a high-octane post-apocalyptic romp set in the ruins of Manhattan. Years ago, Tomorrow - a noxious cloud of funky gas - descended on Manhattan, cutting the island off from the rest of the world and mutating the remaining population. Now, survivors exist amid the rubble of modernity, wearing cast-off clothing from generations past, worshipping celebrities from the past as ambivalent gods and communicating through roughly drawn emojis. Manhattan exists in a state of delicate balance between neighbourhoods, with each group protecting themselves with Molotov cocktails and scrap metal spears. But when the first tourist in centuries arrives on the island under mysterious circumstances, the uneasy web tangled between factions is about to unravel… Frantic and full of anarchy, Tomorrow's Children is a high-octane dystopian tale from Hugo Award nominated author Daniel Polansky.
