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Book Synopsis Merry Christmas Loser by : Laugh House Press
Download or read book Merry Christmas Loser written by Laugh House Press and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-03 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This blank journal is better than a card and priced about the same! Why give that special someone a card at during the holidays they will just throw away when you can give them this great soft cover journal that they can use for years to come? This funny Donald Trump Christmas Journal gag gift idea is the perfect present for Republicans and Democrats alike. This useful 6x9" lined softcover journal notebook has 110 blank, lined pages with a date line at the top can be used as a diary, daily journal, schedule maker, to-do list, notebook, or doodle pad makes a great Secret Santa or White Elephant gift idea Give someone with a great sense of humor this funny Donald Trump Christmas Journal this holiday season.
Book Synopsis Barry Loser's Christmas Joke Book by : Jim Smith
Download or read book Barry Loser's Christmas Joke Book written by Jim Smith and published by Barry Loser Series. This book was released on 2017-11-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's the keelest time of the year, so why not celebrate with this collection of Christmas crackers from everyone's favorite loser? A festive feast of puns, one-liners, cartoons and funny tales, all with a Barry Loser twist. Perfect for sharing with friends and family and best enjoyed when read very loudly at 5am on Christmas morning. We wish you a Barry Christmas, and an amazekeel new year
Download or read book The Loser's Ball written by Bob Lannom and published by WestBow Press. This book was released on 2024-07-08 with total page 307 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the story of a farm kid who grew up on a small dairy farm with the dream of playing baseball for the Tennessee Volunteers. There was no Little League, nor did his high school have a baseball program. He was left to develop his skills through creative techniques in preparation for his time to come. He became a “rock hitter”, pitching up rocks and smacking them with old axe handles. The book details how he dealt with Loser’s Balls and how he worked through his losses by not giving up, but “giving out” with his determined work ethic to “pocket” the negatives and climb out of the loser’s bracket as he turned his Loser’s Balls into “Opportunity Balls”, winning many championships along the way. You will learn that losses are often disguised as foundations for upcoming victories greater than your expectations, not only in sports, but in the extra innings of the game of life. Philippians 4:13.
Download or read book Life of a Loser written by and published by . This book was released on 2014 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: All Lou Zuhr wanted for Christmas was anything other than the hand-knitted, mole-hair sweater his grandma made for him - every year. But what can you expect when you've made the most famous person on the planet (AKA Santa Claus) your enemy? One thing is certain, you don't want to get on Santa's Naughty List. But if you do, you're going to have to ask yourself one question, CAN YOU CATCH SANTA?
Book Synopsis How Not to Date a Loser by : Georgia Shaffer
Download or read book How Not to Date a Loser written by Georgia Shaffer and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Born Losers written by Scott A. Sandage and published by Harvard University Press. This book was released on 2006-04-30 with total page 396 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What makes somebody a Loser, a person doomed to unfulfilled dreams and humiliation? Nobody is born to lose, and yet failure embodies our worst fears. The Loser is our national bogeyman, and his history over the past two hundred years reveals the dark side of success, how economic striving reshaped the self and soul of America. From colonial days to the Columbine tragedy, Scott Sandage explores how failure evolved from a business loss into a personality deficit, from a career setback to a gauge of our self-worth. From hundreds of private diaries, family letters, business records, and even early credit reports, Sandage reconstructs the dramas of real-life Willy Lomans. He unearths their confessions and denials, foolish hopes and lost faith, sticking places and changing times. Dreamers, suckers, and nobodies come to life in the major scenes of American history, like the Civil War and the approach of big business, showing how the national quest for success remade the individual ordeal of failure. Born Losers is a pioneering work of American cultural history, which connects everyday attitudes and anxieties about failure to lofty ideals of individualism and salesmanship of self. Sandage's storytelling will resonate with all of us as it brings to life forgotten men and women who wrestled with The Loser--the label and the experience--in the days when American capitalism was building a nation of winners.
Book Synopsis The Christmas Pig by : J. K. Rowling
Download or read book The Christmas Pig written by J. K. Rowling and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2021-10-12 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A heartwarming, page-turning adventure about one child's love for his most treasured thing, and how far he will go to find it. A tale for the whole family to fall in love with, from one of the world’s greatest storytellers. One boy and his toy are about to change everything... Jack loves his childhood toy, Dur Pig. DP has always been there for him, through good and bad. Until one Christmas Eve something terrible happens -- DP is lost. But Christmas Eve is a night for miracles and lost causes, a night when all things can come to life... even toys. And Jack’s newest toy -- the Christmas Pig (DP’s replacement) – has a daring plan: Together they’ll embark on a magical journey to seek something lost, and to save the best friend Jack has ever known...
Book Synopsis People I Want to Punch in the Throat by : Jen Mann
Download or read book People I Want to Punch in the Throat written by Jen Mann and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2014-09-09 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear
Download or read book Fifth Quarter written by Jennifer Allen and published by Random House. This book was released on 2001-01-16 with total page 328 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: George Allen was a top-ranked NFL coach throughout the sixties and seventies, coaching in turn the Chicago Bears, the Los Angeles Rams, and the Washington Redskins. Raised in a home dominated by her three football-obsessed older brothers and her father's relentless schedule, Jennifer Allen came of age in a cauldron of testosterone and win-at-all-costs mentality. Buffeted by the coach's tumultuous firings and hirings, the Allen family was periodically propelled to new teams in new cities. And while her French-Tunisian mother attempted to teach Jennifer proper feminine etiquette, the author dreamed of being the first female quarterback in the NFL. But as she grew up, she yearned mostly to be someone her father would notice. In a macho world where only foot-ball mattered, what could she strive for? Who could she become? Allen has written a poignant memoir of the father she tried so hard to know, about a family life that was willfully sacrificed to his endless fanatical pursuit of the Super Bowl. What emerges is a fascinating and singular behind-the-scenes look at professional football, and a memorable, bittersweet portrait of a father and his daughter, written in a fresh and perceptive voice.
Book Synopsis Employment and Earnings and Monthly Report on the Labor Force by : United States. Bureau of Labor Statistics
Download or read book Employment and Earnings and Monthly Report on the Labor Force written by United States. Bureau of Labor Statistics and published by . This book was released on with total page 842 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Railway Conductor written by and published by . This book was released on 1891 with total page 1030 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis A Tale of a Rough Diamond by : P.J. Mann
Download or read book A Tale of a Rough Diamond written by P.J. Mann and published by P. J. Mann . This book was released on 2017-03-16 with total page 318 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Not all that glitters is diamond; sometimes it is only glass. But even its sharp edges will never hurt you like family. Stephan is living a life every teenager would envy. Son of a wealthy businessman, he lives carefree and carelessly. However, nothing is as it seems, and his perfect life is doomed; it has been since before he was even born. Days thrill-seeking, nights lock-picking; it’s all just about to fall apart. His older brother has uncovered a secret. For all their years together, Roger has envied Stephan’s life, his success, the attention he has from their father, but now Roger can wait no longer; this is the moment, the moment he can hurt Stephan the most, when he can turn Stephan’s choices against him, tear apart everything he cherishes, and steal away his future. With secrecy and the resources of the Russian Mafia on his side, the older Mills brother effortlessly brings Stephan’s world down around him, a single tip-off to the police burying him under the ruins of his former life. After a year behind bars, Stephan seems to have no hope, no future. Cut off even from the rest of his family, can he reclaim his life and freedom, or will he sink still lower? Will his years of petty crime damn him, or will they be enough to help him fight back? And will he have to do it alone?
Book Synopsis The Christmas [Blank] by : Brian Rushton
Download or read book The Christmas [Blank] written by Brian Rushton and published by Brian Rushton. This book was released on 2012-01-18 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: [Co-authored with Amy, Kevin, and Dana Rushton] You know how there are a zillion Christmas movies, books, and TV specials with titles like “The Christmas” plus something else? It occurred to the authors that the formulas used in these stories could probably be applied – or shattered – using just about any noun in a title like that. So we came up with a new tradition. The rules are simple: 1. Open a Christmas book and point to a random spot on a random page. 2. Scan along the text until you come to a noun. 3. Write that story.
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Book Synopsis My Terrifying, Shocking, Humiliating, Amazing Adventures In Online Dating by : Ben Arogundade
Download or read book My Terrifying, Shocking, Humiliating, Amazing Adventures In Online Dating written by Ben Arogundade and published by White Labels Books. This book was released on 2021-02-10 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Fantastic” - The Telegraph “Extremely educational” - GQ “Funny and charming” - The Guardian “Intriguing and powerful” - BBC Radio 5 Live IS ONLINE DATING NOT WORKING for you? It may be because your profile pictures and bio are poorly executed, or because you do not know how to identity your best matches, or because you can’t be bothered to work harder or smarter at it, or because you are emotionally not ready to be Internet dating in the first place. Fix these things and you will boost your chances within online dating apps. My new Internet dating book will teach you the secrets and best practices you need to know to achieve this. Read it and learn the latest strategies, ideas, tips, research-based guidelines and innovations that will take your online dating bio to new levels of excellence. ONLINE DATING BOOK – ORIGINAL IDEAS My definitive guidebook will show you how to become an ‘emotional detective’ — by forensically analysing the clues and hidden messages within the words and photos online singles post in their dating app profiles you will learn to identify narcissists, liars and those concealing truths, BEFORE meeting them, saving you time and energy. BEST INTERNET DATING APP BIO TIPS My book will teach you how to create and optimise your online dating app profile to attract the best matches — revealing why you should never wear sunglasses in your image bio, why you should always smile and why you should always include a written summary. This guide details the essential rules of engagement and online etiquette that you need in order to successfully navigate the precarious landscape of Internet dating apps. BEST ONLINE DATING APP SITES – MEN AND WOMEN The narrative reviews the leading online dating sites, with guidelines about which apps to download, and which options are free or paid for. It also explains online dating terms such as ‘ghosting’, ‘benching’ and ‘catfishing’ — why they happen, and what you can do about them.
MY STORY ON ONLINE DATING APPS The book profiles my time as an over-40s man engaged with online dating apps, during which period I was stood up, ghosted, verbally abused, propositioned for sex and asked to be a surrogate father to an unborn child. The lessons I learned have been encapsulated in this book for the benefit of men and women engaged with online dating sites and apps such as ‘Tinder’, ‘Bumble’, ‘Hinge’ and others, and who wish to avoid the first date mistakes that I made. STATE OF INTERNET DATE My book also provides an overview of Internet dating’s major issues, including; • Why you have a less than 20 per cent chance of finding love online. • Why black women who seek love should never use ‘Tinder’. • Why all online dating apps should carry a government health warning. • Why Internet dating apps would prefer that you don’t find love. • Why 90 per cent of online daters may not actually want a relationship. TOP RATED READS FOR 2019/2020 FOR MEN & WOMEN This dating book is set to become the top recommended paperback for men and women on the subject of online romance. Whether we like it or not, the future of how people meet is digital, and so the sooner singles learn to master it by using my book, the better. If you change your approach you will get better matches that will bring you closer to finding what you are looking for. Get the book now, and start.
Book Synopsis Marcus Padley Stock Market Secrets by : Marcus Padley
Download or read book Marcus Padley Stock Market Secrets written by Marcus Padley and published by Slattery Media Group. This book was released on 2009 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Marcus Padley's Stock Market Secrets is a book for the current financial climate. With global market scrumbling, and many of the world's leading markets entering into depression - the likes of which we've never experienced before - the time is ripe for a straight-shooting approach to money, wealth and investment. Since 1998 Marcus Padley has been writing about the stockmarket with the interests of the private investor at heart. Revealing investment strategies and secrets, this book teaches you everything you need to know to trade in the stock market for the short term, and how to invest for the long term.This book is a collection of Marcus' articles from his subscription-only website, marcustoday.com.au. Written in a straight-talking style, and punctuated with tips and humour, you'll discover productive critiques, trading ideas and financial strategies you can trust. The focus is on educating you - telling you why the market is behaving the way it is - so that you can be confident in making decisions that suit your own investment profile.It's both entertaining and informative, and above all, constructive.
Download or read book Railway Conductors' Monthly written by and published by . This book was released on 1891 with total page 856 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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