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The Menopause Murders

Author : Mary Maloney
Publisher : Ubiquitous Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Menopause Murders written by Mary Maloney and published by Ubiquitous Press. This book was released on 2023-03-01 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "It's a slippery slide from hormones to homicide!" Meet Debbi Dickerson: mousy, codependent housewife who, at age forty-seven, feels her life is over. Her dreams of being an artist have long been discarded in the wake of her failing marriage, and her kids think she’s invisible. She’s stuck on the hamster wheel, going nowhere. That is, until menopause blindsides her. Derailed by one symptom after another, Debbi struggles to find a way to quell the hot flashes, night sweats, sudden panic attacks, and unbridled rage. The gals in her scrapbooking club give her advice on how to survive menopause, but nothing seems to help ... except killing. Meet Jerry Dickerson, Debbi’s husband: arrogant, insensitive, all-around jerk, whose greatest dream as a homicide detective is to catch a serial killer and be admired, for once. So when a series of strange deaths break out in Tacoma, Washington, Jerry is elated, but the pressure is on to catch the killer. Jerry’s boss, Sergeant Myra Manners, is also going through menopause and makes his life hell. And then there’s his teenage daughter dishing out hormones like Girl Scout cookies. Seriously, what’s a misogynist to do? Have an affair with some bubblehead, of course. As the bodies pile up, more than dishes are going to fly. Yet, there is light at the end of the tunnel of menopause and Debbi can see it. But is it a bright future or the headlights of an incoming train with Jerry's name on it? Don't miss this hilarious dark comedy caper! Your sides will hurt from laughing. The Menopause Murders, through poignant comedy, explores deep themes of sexism, ageism, and self-image issues that millions of women (and men!)—particularly those of the baby boomer generation—are facing daily and struggling with, in order to find sense, meaning, and sanity amid the insanity that is our current political and cultural state. Praise for this dark comedy women's fiction! "The Menopause Murders is a fabulous book that is not only well written but the characters will make you identify and scream with laughter. As an age activist, I found the stories are right on about ageism and all the pressing issues women today face. Not one to miss!" —Barbara Rose Brooker, author, The Viagra Diaries, and founder of the Age Equality Movement "If you like your comedy dark and dotty, check out THE MENOPAUSE MURDERS by Mary Maloney and Ed Markel. Times are changing for Debbi Dickerson, dutiful housewife, loving mother, and … serial killer? Turn down the thermostat before you turn the first page, because THE MENOPAUSE MURDERS is a hot (flash) romp through the world of female friendships, mendacious men, and hormonal horrors." —Melissa DeCarlo, author of The Art of Crash Landing "This book was everything!! Dark comedy galore. I know that it sounds odd. But I was entranced by this book. I couldn't put it down it was so good." —Lori C. "Loved this book, it was very descriptive of menopause, a quiet woman who literally loses the plot with a cheating husband, who just happens to be the detective on the job, loved it. Excited to read more books from this author." —Debbie D.

Menopause Is Murder

Author : Mary Jane Maffini
Publisher : Burnstown, ON : General Store
ISBN 13 : 9781894263054
Total Pages : 190 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (63 download)

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Download or read book Menopause Is Murder written by Mary Jane Maffini and published by Burnstown, ON : General Store. This book was released on 1999-01-01 with total page 190 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Murder on My Mind: A Memoir of Menopause

Author : Dana Goldstein
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781775143833
Total Pages : 138 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (438 download)

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Download or read book Murder on My Mind: A Memoir of Menopause written by Dana Goldstein and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-15 with total page 138 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Menopause. Every woman walks through this hormonal lava pit of remorse and chicken wing cravings, yet few of us are offered a warning about the perils, let alone a survival guide. Following the success of The Girl in the Gold Bikini, author Dana Goldstein is throwing back the curtain on the most challenging years of a woman's life. Holding nothing back, the author brings her unique sense of humour to her menopausal journey, sharing stories of hair growing where it shouldn't, erotic dreams that leave her shaken for days and her struggle to stop herself from killing her beloved husband. Murder on My Mind will make you laugh out loud while while making you feel better about the chaos of your own menopausal journey.

Menopause Midlife and Murder

Author : Iam Funee
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781500606534
Total Pages : 38 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (65 download)

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Download or read book Menopause Midlife and Murder written by Iam Funee and published by . This book was released on 2014-07-24 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mother Nature, who likes to pass herself off as the mistress of merriment, is actually the maddening, misleading, monster of menstruation. If you're married long enough one day you'll ask "who kidnapped my wife and replaced her with this moody stranger?" The answer is Mother Nature herself. The metamorphosis does not happen over night. It can take years during a stage called perimenopause.What is perimenopause? It's like going to a scary movie and having to watch a preview of the horrors you're about to experience. Actually, your wife does the experiencing, and she is not afforded the dignity of going through this hell in private. You get to watch as she relives the nightmare of her teenage years which includes changing hormones causing: night sweats, itchy skin, mood swings, weight fluctuations, and zits. Plus she still gets to enjoy all the pleasantries of her periods.After years of this torment, how does Mother Nature repay her? By colliding her full blown menopause with your midlife crises, which can result in murder!Thankfully you found MENOPAUSE, MIDLIFE & MURDER. THE HUSBAND'S SURVIVAL GUIDE.This booklet is a work of humor.

Hot Pursuit

Author : Eleanor Sullo
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781613099612
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (996 download)

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Download or read book Hot Pursuit written by Eleanor Sullo and published by . This book was released on 2012-05-01 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Dorie's grandmother leaves a cache of antiques to her and her cousin in Provence, she's bravely off in the blink of an eye to gather her inheritance and save her dying antique shop at home. She's feeling unattractive, tired and grumpy when a gorgeous Foreign légionnaire pursues her affections. Intrigued, Dorie accompanies him to an ancient family homestead he hopes to buy, where they discover the real estate woman in a pool of blood. With the soldier taken in for questioning by the gendarmes, Dorie is distraught, but determined to help. Secret drawers in Grand-mère's old armoire, a break-in to her cousin's shop, and the cousin himself hauled in as a suspect keep her relentlessly on the case, and flustered by her new infatuation with the younger soldier. Can the Women on Fire help this time? Or must Dorie grow in self-confidence and solve the crime alone, even as she prepares to give her heart away to a man she's still not sure she can trust?

~R-Hurdles -

Author : Eleanor Sullo
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781597055093
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (55 download)

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Download or read book ~R-Hurdles - written by Eleanor Sullo and published by . This book was released on 2011-05 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Hostage

Author : Eleanor Sullo
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781597055109
Total Pages : 390 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (551 download)

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Download or read book Hostage written by Eleanor Sullo and published by . This book was released on 2010-02 with total page 390 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jenny, born with psychic abilities, falls in love with two very different men and must use her psychic gifts to help each of them. Perhaps in the process she will uncover her hearts desire and find out which man is her true love.

Flash Count Diary

Author : Darcey Steinke
Publisher : Sarah Crichton Books
ISBN 13 : 0374716161
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (747 download)

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Download or read book Flash Count Diary written by Darcey Steinke and published by Sarah Crichton Books. This book was released on 2019-06-18 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Many days I believe menopause is the new (if long overdue) frontier for the most compelling and necessary philosophy; Darcey Steinke is already there, blazing the way. This elegant, wise, fascinating, deeply moving book is an instant classic. I’m about to buy it for everyone I know.” —Maggie Nelson, author of The Argonauts A brave, brilliant, and unprecedented examination of menopause Menopause hit Darcey Steinke hard. First came hot flashes. Then insomnia. Then depression. As she struggled to express what was happening to her, she came up against a culture of silence. Throughout history, the natural physical transition of menopause has been viewed as something to deny, fear, and eradicate. Menstruation signals fertility and life, and childbirth is revered as the ultimate expression of womanhood. Menopause is seen as a harbinger of death. Some books Steinke found promoted hormone replacement therapy. Others encouraged acceptance. But Steinke longed to understand menopause in a more complex, spiritual, and intellectually engaged way. In Flash Count Diary, Steinke writes frankly about aspects of Menopause that have rarely been written about before. She explores the changing gender landscape that comes with reduced hormone levels, and lays bare the transformation of female desire and the realities of prejudice against older women. Weaving together her personal story with philosophy, science, art, and literature, Steinke reveals that in the seventeenth century, women who had hot flashes in front of others could be accused of being witches; that the model for Duchamp's famous Étant donnés was a post-reproductive woman; and that killer whales—one of the only other species on earth to undergo menopause—live long post-reproductive lives. Flash Count Diary, with its deep research, open play of ideas, and reverence for the female body, will change the way you think about menopause. It's a deeply feminist book—honest about the intimations of mortality that menopause brings while also arguing for the ascendancy, beauty, and power of the post-reproductive years.

The Change

Author : Germaine Greer
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing USA
ISBN 13 : 1632869209
Total Pages : 581 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (328 download)

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Download or read book The Change written by Germaine Greer and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2018-08-14 with total page 581 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An updated edition of Germaine Greer's revolutionary discussion of menopause, which the New York Times Book Review called "a brilliant, gutsy, exhilarating, bruising, exasperating fury of a book." A quarter of a century after the first publication of Germaine Greer's now canonical look at women's experience later in life, the renowned feminist and prolific author updates and expands her essential book, The Change. Despite improvements over the last few years, discussions about menopause are still hampered by a huge variance in conventional wisdom about what happens, when it happens, when it can be said to be over, and how to deal with it. After decades, the same misinformation and ineffective methods are still being widely touted and proliferating at an alarming rate due to the rise of the Internet. In this updated edition of her groundbreaking book, Greer debunks stubborn myths and presents a vital new perspective on the emotional and physical changes--including up-to-date medical details--women face today when they go through what's known as "the change." Greer also addresses cultural changes that surround female aging today, launching a clear and necessary protest against the notion that women should shrink into the background as they grow older. She argues that menopause marks the point in a woman's life when she should be able to stop apologizing and bask in the freedom and joy that come with her later years. Witty, wise, and timely, this new edition of The Change offers a crucial twenty-first-century guide to the change that every woman faces.

Menopause in Manhattan

Author : Anne Kleinberg
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9789659157501
Total Pages : 390 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (575 download)

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Download or read book Menopause in Manhattan written by Anne Kleinberg and published by . This book was released on 2011-04 with total page 390 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Welcome to New York City, and the world of publishing, interior design, fashion and food. As Elie Sands turns 50, she seems to have a charmed life. Executive editor of a top design magazine, she's married to a furniture tycoon and the mother of two accomplished young women. She's an avid cook, lives on Central Park West and owns a house in the Hamptons. Syd Sorenstein is Elie's mentor and upstairs neighbor. A chic, opinionated financial advisor, widowhood has not extinguished her lust for living. A workout fanatic and world traveler, Syd does exactly as she sees fit, with little interest in what others think. Michael Delmonico, partner of Daniel, is entertaining and flamboyant. He is also self-centered and hopelessly disorganized, but has an eager list of clients waiting for his interior design services. Michael is Elie's dearest friend, and Syd's worst nightmare. Life is good. Or is it? Elie makes a distressing discovery, Syd's reputation is threatened and Michael gets shocking news from his past. Instead of easing comfortably into middle-age, each is forced to deal with unforeseen challenges, unresolved issues and reassessing what lies ahead."--Publisher description.

Sex, Lies, and Menopause

Author : T. S. Wiley
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 006185705X
Total Pages : 386 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (618 download)

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Download or read book Sex, Lies, and Menopause written by T. S. Wiley and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A new hypothesis, post Women’s Health Initiative, that must be examined further by the entire scientific community.” —Allison Mayer-Oakes, M.D., M.S.P.H., F.A.C.P, founder of the Longevity Medical Center of Santa Barbara Turning thirty years of medical and cultural wisdom on its head, Sex, Lies, and Menopause challenges both the medical establishment and modern feminists to prove that menopause does not have to be deadly. In this revolutionary work—a landmark that signals the true beginning of feminist medicine—a doctor, a philosopher, and a scientist prove that by postponing marriage and motherhood, women have accelerated the aging process, resulting in earlier menopause and, ultimately for thousands, earlier death. In Sex, Lies, and Menopause, T. S. Wiley, Julie Taguchi, M.D., and Bent Formby, Ph.D., offer strong evidence that the use of synthetic hormones leads to cancer and advise women to turn to natural hormone-replacement therapy—derived from plants, not drugs—to help them elevate their estrogen level for greater energy, libido, and intellectual capacity. Provocative, empowering, and scientifically sound, Sex, Lies, and Menopause addresses the inherent benefits of natural progesterone, reveals the lies advanced by the medical and drug establishments, and challenges women to demand a medical future where their health comes first. The research presented in Sex, Lies, and Menopause will at last allow women to create their own plan of action to put themselves safely on the path to better health and hormonal balance at any stage of life.

Menopause Bootcamp

Author : Suzanne Gilberg-Lenz
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0063143194
Total Pages : 195 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (631 download)

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Download or read book Menopause Bootcamp written by Suzanne Gilberg-Lenz and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2022-10-11 with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The doctor known for her “Menopause Bootcamp” gatherings, shares her 360-degree holistic approach to this natural life stage in this empowering and joyful guide to help women not just survive this physiological and psychological transition, but thrive. Over the course of her twenty-year medical career, Dr. Suzanne Gilberg-Lenz noticed a shocking dearth of information and support for women beginning and experiencing menopause. For too long, this crucial stage in women’s lives has been given perfunctory notice in medical schools and is often either a hidden secret or the punchline to a joke—denying women the information and support they need. This disregard, coupled with the unconscious misogyny and ageism that run rampant in our culture, portrays menopause as something to be afraid of, and worse, adds a patina of shame around the blessing of aging and the beginnings of a new, normal, and enriching phase in a woman’s life. Known across Los Angeles for her Menopause Bootcamp retreats, Dr. Suzanne, as her patients call her, believes that the 27 million women entering menopause each year deserve thoughtful, candid, modern, holistic information about the physical and psychological issues that arise in this transitional stage, including changes in libido, metabolism, body image, and fears over genetic age-related illnesses. She contends that menopause is a whole life condition and deserves a wide-ranging approach that combines meditation, yoga, therapy, herbal supplements, along with the most-up-to-date science and conventional medical solutions. Packed with answers to common questions and helpful insights, infused with Dr. Suzanne’s expert, but warm, and sometimes, laugh-out-loud honesty, Menopause Bootcamp is a welcome invitation to embrace and even celebrate this remarkable developmental phase in the lives of women. It’s a welcome reminder that life doesn’t end at menopause—it’s the start of something new and wonderful.

Mental Pause

Author : Anne O'Connell
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780984927227
Total Pages : 230 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (272 download)

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Download or read book Mental Pause written by Anne O'Connell and published by . This book was released on 2013-03 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Abbie is riding the hormonal roller coaster and hanging on for dear life. She finds herself in a body she no longer recognizes, a marriage that feels overwhelming, and she questions her very sanity. Her existence has become one big hot flash inflamed by killer moods. A chance meeting seems to give her the escape she's desperate for but at what cost? Accused of murder she finds herself in a jail cell accompanied by her regrets and the gnawing fear that her life may be changed forever. It's a kind of mental pause that Abbie has never imagined, in a story that offers no letup from start to satisfying finish. Change of life, anyone? Mental Pause promises to take you way beyond."--Back cover.

The Secret Pleasures of Menopause Playbook

Author : Christiane Northrup, M.D.
Publisher : Hay House, Inc
ISBN 13 : 9781401924980
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (249 download)

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Download or read book The Secret Pleasures of Menopause Playbook written by Christiane Northrup, M.D. and published by Hay House, Inc. This book was released on 2009-03-15 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why a Playbook: When I was writing The Secret Pleasures of Menopause, I began to hear more and more stories from other women about exactly what I was writing about: how opening up to and expanding joy and pleasure in midlife creates vibrant health physically, emotionally, and spiritually—including the best sex of your life. I was inspired by the many touching and creative stories I was hearing from women who definitely saw midlife as the start of the absolute best years of their lives.

The Madwoman in the Volvo: My Year of Raging Hormones

Author : Sandra Tsing Loh
Publisher : W. W. Norton & Company
ISBN 13 : 0393244237
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (932 download)

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Download or read book The Madwoman in the Volvo: My Year of Raging Hormones written by Sandra Tsing Loh and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2014-05-05 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From an “imaginatively twisted and fearless” writer (Los Angeles Times), a hilarious memoir of middle age. In a voice that is wry, disarming, and totally candid, Sandra Tsing Loh tells the moving and laugh-out-loud tale of her roller coaster through "the change." This is not your grandmother's menopause story. Loh chronicles utterly relatable, everyday perils: raising preteen daughters, weathering hormonal changes, and the ups and downs of a career and a relationship. She writes also about an affair and the explosion of her marriage, while managing the legal and marital hijinks of her eighty-nine-year-old dad. The upbeat conclusion: it does get better.

How to Survive Menopause Without Going Crazy

Author : Leona Lipari Lee
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780595192410
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (924 download)

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Download or read book How to Survive Menopause Without Going Crazy written by Leona Lipari Lee and published by . This book was released on 2001-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How To Survive Menopause Without Going Crazy takes you on a down-to-earth, sometimes humorous journey through the emotional upheavals of menopause. It explores the emotional changes that may occur during perimenopause and offers practical advice on how to deal with them. Filled with personal anecdotes and true case studies, it discusses coping strategies in the areas of nutrition, diet and vitamins, exercise and other means of stress reduction, hormone replacement therapy, general appearance and well-being.

Estrogen's Storm Season

Author : Jerilynn C. Prior
Publisher : CeMCOR (Centre for Menstrual Cycle and Ovulation Research)
ISBN 13 : 0973827521
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (738 download)

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Download or read book Estrogen's Storm Season written by Jerilynn C. Prior and published by CeMCOR (Centre for Menstrual Cycle and Ovulation Research). This book was released on 2017 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This fiction book begins as eight frustrated midlife women-from all walks of life-meet Dr. Kailey Madrona, a woman specialist. All are in perimenopause, the long and chaotic transition to menopause. They are as different as women can be-yet they share the mysterious experiences of perimenopause, night sweats, flooding periods or mood swings. We follow these women as they consult Dr. Madrona, learn the surprising hormonal changes explaining their symptoms, get better or worse, and try or refuse therapies. As each woman lives through her particular challenge, we begin to see how we, too, can survive perimenopause! Dr. Jerilynn Prior tells the story of women in perimenopause through a unique blend of storytelling and scientific fact."--