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Publisher : David Young
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 263 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book written by and published by David Young. This book was released on with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Adams Media
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1721400265
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (214 download)
Download or read book Self (Don't) Care written by Adams Media and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-01-15 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cut the crap and cut to the chase with this fun self-care guide parody that features 150+ ways to actually live your best life. Self-Care (n): The act of engaging in activities or behaviors that help one achieve or maintain good physical or mental health, especially to mitigate the effects of stress or trauma. [Anti]Self-Care (n): The act of engaging in (potentially dangerous) activities or behaviors that help one achieve or maintain a good time, especially to mitigate the effects of being stressed the f*ck out. (Warning: may cause trauma). Which sounds more fun? It’s time to be selfish about our self-care and do things we actually want to do. Self (Don’t) Care isn’t anti-you—it’s pro-doing what you damn well please to feel good and enjoy life, rather than being told what’s right for you. So put up your feet, pick up a pint, and browse through these 150+ suggestions for letting loose—it’s the only self-care guide we all actually need.
Author : Malcolm Kushner
Publisher : Little Quote Books
ISBN 13 : 0983918201
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (839 download)
Download or read book The Little Book of Humorous Quotes written by Malcolm Kushner and published by Little Quote Books. This book was released on 2011-09 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Joseph Demakis
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 130009513X
Total Pages : 439 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 ( download)
Download or read book the Ultimate Book of Quotations written by Joseph Demakis and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2012-08-17 with total page 439 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Ultimate Book Of Quotations is an invaluable tool for writers, public speakers, coaches, business leaders or anyone who wishes to improve communications. This book is conveniently organized by subjects with over 400 pages of quotations for everyone. The book's originations makes finding quotes easy and user friendly.
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Publisher : David Young
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 264 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Great Funny Quotes written by and published by David Young. This book was released on with total page 264 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Editors of Reader's Digest
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 162145018X
Total Pages : 374 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (214 download)
Download or read book Quotable Quotes written by Editors of Reader's Digest and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-12-27 with total page 374 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A thorough revision and update of the best-selling Reader’s Digest original Quotable Quotes will bring this timeless classic into the 21st century. The new collection will feature words of wisdom, wry witticisms, provocative opinions, and inspiring reflections from history's greatest figures, such as Benjamin Franklin, William Shakespeare, Socrates, Abraham Lincoln and scores more. It will also contain the best quips and quotes from modern celebrities like Colin Powell, Garrison Keillor, John Stewart, Steve Jobs, J.K. Rowling, Stephen King, Conan O'Brien, Jerry Seinfeld, Barack and Michele Obama, Lady Gaga, and well beyond. Sometimes all it takes is a poignant observation to turn our entire outlook on a topic, or even life itself, upside down. Whether readers are looking to polish a speech, get a quick laugh, or be inspired by the wisdom of the world's greatest minds, Quotable Quotes will provide them with unique insights and revelatory perceptions. With this up-to-date yet timeless edition, this book will have relevance for all readers, old and young, on subjects that range from life to the universe and everything in between: family, friends, work, death, taxes, religion, the modern world, literature, pop culture, and more. "Our belief was that if we kept putting great products in front of customers, they would continue to open their wallets" --Steve Jobs "The world is more malleable than you think, and it's waiting for you to hammer it into shape." --Bono
Author : John Lloyd
Publisher : Faber & Faber
ISBN 13 : 0571248233
Total Pages : 422 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (712 download)
Download or read book QI: Advanced Banter written by John Lloyd and published by Faber & Faber. This book was released on 2008-11-20 with total page 422 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate compendium of crisp one-liners, knockout jokes, droll asides and universal truths collected over the years by the creators of QI. 'You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither.' Steve Martin; 'You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from nesting in your hair.' Chinese proverb; 'The Beatles are dying in the wrong order.' Victor Lewis-Smith; 'Cauliflower is nothing but a cabbage with a college education.' Mark Twain; 'Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember: it didn't work for the rabbit.' R.E. Shay; 'If it were not for quotations, conversation between gentlemen would be an endless series of 'what-ho's!'' P. G.Wodehouse
Author : Reader's Digest
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 162145424X
Total Pages : 379 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (214 download)
Download or read book Reader's Digest Use Your Words written by Reader's Digest and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-02-05 with total page 379 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Want to feel smarter? Want to have the perfect quip at the tip of your tongue? Use Your Words combines Word Power Quizzes and Quotable Quotes from Reader's Digest, Amercia's Most Popular Magazine so you can do just that! Use Your Words is part word quiz book and part quote book, combined together in themed sections. It will be a combination of 2 of our most popular columns in Reader’s Digest Magazine—Word Power and Quotable Quotes. Quotable Quotes, as it appears today, first ran in January 1934. It was proceeded by similar quote columns, including Remarkable Remarks, which ran in the first ever issue of Reader's Digest in February 1922, and Significant Sayings, which ran in June 1922. These first columns featured the great minds of the day, including Herbert Hoover (before he became president), Lady Astor, and John D. Rockefeller. The quotes were, and continue to be, collected from a variety of books, speeches, journals, and articles. We've quoted both living and dead people. The column hasn't changed much, except for the art. It began as a one-page list of quotes and continues to be a one-page list of quotes. Quotable Quotes is second to Laughter the Best Medicine in column popularity. Word Power first ran in January 1945—January 2020 will mark 75 years. Word Power's creator, Wilfred Funk, was a poet and lexicographer—his family was the “Funk” of the reference publisher Funk & Wagnalls. He presented his quiz idea to Dewitt Wallace in 1944. Wilfred's son Peter Funk wrote the column from the 1960s to the 1990s. Current writers are a married couple who are well-known in the crossword/puzzle world: https://www.theatlantic.com/past/docs/unbound/wordgame/crbio.htm The column hasn’t changed much—it has 15 words now instead of 20. It has themed columns (car words, Italian words) rather than words based on RD. It has a sidebar that goes in-depth on something related to the theme. Word Power is our 3rd most popular column in the magazine.
Author : David Young
Publisher : David Young
ISBN 13 : 1936179008
Total Pages : 375 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (361 download)
Download or read book Breakthrough Power written by David Young and published by David Young. This book was released on 2009-12 with total page 375 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The book combines wisdom for building a successful and rewarding life with daily motivation to help readers persevere until they achieve their dreams. For each day of the year, it provides four great quotes. The first one is humorous, which will put readers in a good mood, ready to face life¿s challenges. The second one will help them focus on the important things in life, such as developing integrity, building a strong family, making a difference in the lives of others, enjoying simple pleasures and finding time for renewal, all critical to laying an unshakeable foundation. The third quote will help them overcome the weaknesses and seemingly impossible circumstances that have held them back. And the forth one will help them seize the summits and leave a legacy of greatness. These will encourage readers to dream big, set goals, develop effective plans of action, follow through with superior work and persevere, even after setbacks or failures.
Author : David Montes
Publisher : Dorrance Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 179 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (92 download)
Download or read book Thoughts from October written by David Montes and published by Dorrance Publishing. This book was released on 2024-03-13 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you ever been at a crossroad where you chose to continue your life with one person instead of another? Where you didn’t select the person that excited you, but allowed your fear to keep you with the person you thought was safe? What if years later you realized that you had made the wrong choice? Do people get second chances? Sometimes there is an incident that can be so traumatic that your brain will bury the memory of it. It will lock this memory in a dark box and drop it to the bottom of the deepest ocean of your subconscious...never to be found again. What if you went digging for this memory? Could you forgive yourself after you exposed the truth about what you had done? David looks in the mirror and sees the aftermath of an event he can’t remember. He can feel the guilt in his body, but he can’t remember what caused all of the scars. Jennifer tells David that she also has moments from her past that she can’t remember. She can feel the fear in her body, but she chooses to keep her story hidden. Will the truth set them free, or just imprison them even further?
Author : Richard Zera
Publisher : Beard Books
ISBN 13 : 1587982560
Total Pages : 316 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (879 download)
Download or read book Business Wit & Wisdom written by Richard Zera and published by Beard Books. This book was released on 2005-05 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Compendium of sayings, quips, and wise insights related to the business world.
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Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451648901
Total Pages : 674 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)
Download or read book The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said written by and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-05 with total page 674 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A latest collection of quotes features entries that are thematically arranged to provide narrative readings, in a volume that celebrates the lighter side of such topics as courtship, lawyers, and aging.
Author : Eric Grzymkowski
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440531773
Total Pages : 410 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)
Download or read book A Year of Living Sinfully written by Eric Grzymkowski and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-11-18 with total page 410 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your whole life you've done the right thing. Given to charity. Helped old ladies across the street. Rescued stray kittens. But now you're tired of being good all the time. It's time to walk a darker path. So dropkick your inhibitions and tap into your inner sinner. This is your passport to shoving common civility into the mud and enjoying yourself. Life expectancy these days is 78.4 years. What's wrong with taking 365 days to go on a 24/7 bender? After all, you've got 77.4 other years to be good.
Author : Jerry Seinfeld
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0060953039
Total Pages : 546 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (69 download)
Download or read book The Seinfeld Scripts written by Jerry Seinfeld and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 1998-04-30 with total page 546 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jerry. George. Elaine. Kramer. We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here, finally, are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of Seinfeld. Featuring the first 17 episodes ever aired, The Seinfeld Scripts contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode, "The Seinfeld Chronicles," where it all began; George introduces his importer/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in "The Stakeout"; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in "The Ex-Girlfriend"; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in "The Jacket"; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes "The Pony Remark"?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in "The Deal"; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in "The Revenge"?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in "The Chinese Restaurant." It's all here: the award-winning writing of Seinfeld, "the defining sitcom of our age". Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld. Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease. Jerry: Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome? Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease. George: She calls me up at my office she says, "We have to talk." Jerry: The four worst words in the English language. Kramer: What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me. Jerry: Yeah and you're just what she's looking for, too--a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up.
Author : Michael Isichenko
Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
ISBN 13 : 1119821215
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (198 download)
Download or read book Quantitative Portfolio Management written by Michael Isichenko and published by John Wiley & Sons. This book was released on 2021-09-10 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Discover foundational and advanced techniques in quantitative equity trading from a veteran insider In Quantitative Portfolio Management: The Art and Science of Statistical Arbitrage, distinguished physicist-turned-quant Dr. Michael Isichenko delivers a systematic review of the quantitative trading of equities, or statistical arbitrage. The book teaches you how to source financial data, learn patterns of asset returns from historical data, generate and combine multiple forecasts, manage risk, build a stock portfolio optimized for risk and trading costs, and execute trades. In this important book, you’ll discover: Machine learning methods of forecasting stock returns in efficient financial markets How to combine multiple forecasts into a single model by using secondary machine learning, dimensionality reduction, and other methods Ways of avoiding the pitfalls of overfitting and the curse of dimensionality, including topics of active research such as “benign overfitting” in machine learning The theoretical and practical aspects of portfolio construction, including multi-factor risk models, multi-period trading costs, and optimal leverage Perfect for investment professionals, like quantitative traders and portfolio managers, Quantitative Portfolio Management will also earn a place in the libraries of data scientists and students in a variety of statistical and quantitative disciplines. It is an indispensable guide for anyone who hopes to improve their understanding of how to apply data science, machine learning, and optimization to the stock market.
Author : Shawn Holley
Publisher : Page Publishing Inc
ISBN 13 : 1635684765
Total Pages : 1115 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (356 download)
Download or read book 20 20 Smart Lists written by Shawn Holley and published by Page Publishing Inc. This book was released on 2020-05-15 with total page 1115 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book Delisted
Author : Jeffrey Hoffman
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1387608185
Total Pages : 442 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (876 download)
Download or read book The Hoffman Reports written by Jeffrey Hoffman and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-02-19 with total page 442 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From an idyllic, early 50's childhood in the Golden Isles of Georgia, to a long relaxing retirement on Sea Island, the author recalls people, places, events and historical details of interest to both visitors and current residents. More than 250 easy-reading articles have been selected from those previously published as ""The Hoffman Reports"" column in the local ""Weekend"" newspaper or as invited articles to the ""Brunswick News,"" ""Elegant Island Living"" and ""The Golden Isles Magazine.""
