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Book Synopsis Make Your Own FREE Kindle Book Covers by : Robert Stetson
Download or read book Make Your Own FREE Kindle Book Covers written by Robert Stetson and published by Robert Stetson. This book was released on 2012-11-29 with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book covers sell books. People don't read, they scan when selecting books. Catch their eye and increase your income with a better cover. You can publish your paperback for free! Create book covers for paperbacks as well as EBooks. This comprehensive, step-by-step, how to guide shows how to make that snappy cover for FREE.
Book Synopsis Make Your Own Free Kindle Book Covers II by : Robert Stetson
Download or read book Make Your Own Free Kindle Book Covers II written by Robert Stetson and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Make Your Own FREE Kindle Book Covers by : Robert Stetson
Download or read book Make Your Own FREE Kindle Book Covers written by Robert Stetson and published by Robert Stetson. This book was released on 2012-11-29 with total page 39 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book covers sell books. People don't read, they scan when selecting books. Catch their eye and increase your income with a better cover. You can publish your paperback for free! Create book covers for paperbacks as well as EBooks. This comprehensive, step-by-step, how to guide shows how to make that snappy cover for FREE.
Book Synopsis How to Design Your Book Cover Free by : Chris A. Baird
Download or read book How to Design Your Book Cover Free written by Chris A. Baird and published by . This book was released on 2016-08-21 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you need a book cover but don't want to break the bank? Do you wish you could design your own cover but don't think you can? Do you wonder if you could make a high-quality cover? Would you like to do it for free? Can you afford to keep paying high prices for low-quality covers? Is this positive for you? Do you wish you could not only create your own cover but know that you can do it quickly and free? How to Design Your Book Cover Free is a powerful design centered step-by-step explanation of how you can start today. This is a book of action and doesn't just tell you how I created my covers , but also reveals the secret to helping you also unleash your inner creativity. How to Design Your Book Cover Free is full of real-life examples of how to start with nothing and create your covers for Kindle, CreateSpace, and ACX if you only take a few minutes to learn the skills. After reading this book, I am confident you will be able to create your cover in no time and free You can take the practical approach that I have used to produce dozens of covers. Do you wonder which free tools will make it possible to design your cover? * Learn how Canva makes the design phase idiot proof * Discover how Pixabay will provide you thousands of photos to choose from that can be used free * See how Gimp removes the need for photoshop * Be amazed at how to release your inner artist How will you learn to use these tools quickly? * See how Chris, in a simple way, goes step by step in creating an actual cover right in front of your eyes. * Learn how you also can follow these same steps and create your cover too * Find out how the methods used by Chris work for anyone * You won't find long explanations, but rather to the point steps to get this job knocked out lightning fast! Do you find it difficult to learn new skills? * Never wonder "what if" you could do covers yourself * Wake up every day motivated by what you can do with a little effort * Be Inspired by Chris's down-to-earth examples and clear way of explaining how to create your cover. * Discover the secret to making serious money with great covers you make yourself Find out how to let go of your self-doubt and finally find the missing puzzle piece in your book publishing career. Are you also ready to start saving money and finally get high-quality covers for free? Try How to Design Your Book Cover Free today by clicking the BUY NOW button at the top right of this page! P.S. You won't regret reading this book and see the amazing creations that YOU will create in minutes today.
Book Synopsis How to Design a Fabulous Kindle Book Cover: Tips and Tricks the Pros Use to Get More Sales by : Mia Jordan
Download or read book How to Design a Fabulous Kindle Book Cover: Tips and Tricks the Pros Use to Get More Sales written by Mia Jordan and published by . This book was released on 2015-11-05 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are your Kindle books not bringing in the sales you hoped? Most likely it's your book cover that is turning away potential readers. Your book cover is one of the most important elements readers look at when deciding to buy a book.With my newest book, How to Design Fabulous Kindle Book Covers, I reveal all of my tips and tricks to design a book cover that will bring in sales.Inside you will learn:* The biggest mistakes indie publishers make when designing a book cover* Always include THIS on every cover!* How to choose an irresistible cover photo* When not to use a photo* How to create "pop"* When to use the correct fonts* Don't ever use these colors* Do THIS when designing for non-fiction* Always do THIS when creating a series of books* And more!I will teach you how to design fabulous book covers for your Kindle books that grab the reader's attention and entices them to buy. Inside are core design principles that anyone can use to create beautiful book covers. I will not be teaching you how to use design software, such as Adobe Photoshop, but I will be showing you step-by-step how to bring graphic elements together in an attractive way.These concepts are not exclusive for Kindle books. You can use them for designing any type of book cover, whether digital or printed.With my 18 years experience in the design field I have figured out what makes a design work, and what doesn't. Many times I have been at my computer at 2 A.M. trying to make a design come alive, just about to give up when I finally discovered the secret formula to creating fabulous book covers. And I reveal them all inside. So grab your copy and let's get started!Tags: Kindle book covers, book cover design, how to design a book cover, book covers that bring in sales, get more sales with beautiful book covers, graphic design principles, art design principles, design book covers, Kindle book mistakes, Kindle book success, graphic design, digital design, graphic designer, book designer, make your own book covers, design your own book covers, book cover makeovers.
Download or read book Design a Book Cover written by Tim Shaker and published by Vincent Noot. This book was released on 2019-02-08 with total page 53 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you sick of outsourcing book covers or investing in expensive designers or artists? Do you want full control, and do you want your cover fast? Then take a look at this book, which will guide you through the steps of designing your own book covers within a small time period. The more you do it, the faster you get at it. However, with this information, you’ll learn all the quick keys and tools that are most important for a shining, stunning book cover. You’ll read about tips and tricks to enhance your Photoshop book covers to make them look professional. You will learn about the brush, pencil, and selection tools, transforming images, creating text, adding fonts, and much more! Moreover, in the back, I will show you a link where you can get the program for free! So don’t wait and start saving yourself money by learning more about how to design your own book covers.
Book Synopsis Book Cover Creation at Zero Cost by : Stephen C Norton
Download or read book Book Cover Creation at Zero Cost written by Stephen C Norton and published by . This book was released on 2015-02-25 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book Nine of the Zero Cost Self Publishing Series is here! Focused specifically on producing professional looking book covers using a variety of graphical packages. Want to create covers for your self published books? This is the book for you. Produce professional quality front and back book covers, ready for upload to the publishing site of your choice. Learn how you can do it all yourself, at absolutely no cost! Please note that as this book is part of a series on self publishing there will be some areas of overlap across the books. However, every effort has been made to ensure the overlap is minimal, only where absolutely required, and each book contains everything you need for the specific area described. Aimed specifically at the tools and techniques of cover creation, this book provides a complete guide for the production of professional quality book covers. Several entry level packages are covered, giving easy to follow instructions for free tools such as Picasa, FastStone, and the cover creation tools covered in the CreateSpace and KDP publication web sites. The free high end graphical package GIMP (the 'GNU Image Manipulation Program') is covered in detail, providing step by step instructions on how to create more complex book covers, including image component extraction and re-combination, management of image layers and optimization of image resolutions. Learn to select images, dissect them, combine images and parts of images with text overlays to produce a top quality professional looking book cover. Then use the covers you've created to publish your book to any of the three publishing companies recommended by the Zero Cost Series of books. Do it all at zero cost. The commercial software packages Corel Paint Shop Pro and Adobe Photoshop are also discussed and the GIMP instructions can be readily transposed for use with either of these tools. This book provides pictorial and descriptive guides that are easy understand and easy to follow. You chose whether to use a free tool, or to purchase a software package. It can all be done using the free tools so there are absolutely no costs involved. When you're finished, your book covers will be ready for publication. No need to hire production consultants. Do it all yourself at no cost and achieve professional results. Techniques can be readily applied to any type of book cover you desire. Buy it today, have your book cover ready tomorrow! Other books in the Zero Cost Self Publishing Series are focused specifically on other topics, including paper book production at CreateSpace, eBook publishing on Smashwords and on Kindle KDP, how to format your book manuscript, how to create your own eBooks and other publishing related subjects. See them all today at: www.stephencnorton.com/home/zero-cost-publishing-series
Book Synopsis Book Covers Bargain Bundle by : Dorothy May Mercer
Download or read book Book Covers Bargain Bundle written by Dorothy May Mercer and published by How to for You. This book was released on 2019-01-25 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With the demise of CreateSpace publishing and the merger into Kindle Direct Publishing, many changes took place affecting authors and publishers who were creating their own covers. This book cuts through the maze and shows you, step by step in easy-to-understand directions, exactly how it is done using KDP Cover Creator. This book bundles together a revised eBook, "How to Create a Kindle eBook Cover" with a new section "How to Install Your Kindle Cover on a Print Book" and Vice Versa. Using your eBook cover on a print book cover may sound easy, but actually it entails several tricky steps. This book will guide you through the sometimes frustrating process with easy-to-follow detailed steps, bringing you through to success--a beautiful professional looking pair of covers for your eBook and print editions. Expect clear, easy-on-the-eyes and strong printing on white paper.
Book Synopsis Fire Your Cover Designer! by : Terri Main
Download or read book Fire Your Cover Designer! written by Terri Main and published by . This book was released on 2021-03-15 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The smart indie publisher knows that to be successful, you need to control the costs of bringing your book to market. You also know the importance of an eye-catching cover. So, you may have spent hundreds of dollars on cover designs. Well, it's time for you to FIRE YOUR COVER DESIGNER!You can easily design your own covers in just a few minutes using free software and low-cost or even free stock photos. In this book you will learn the best practices in cover design, how to layout the page, how to choose the photos, how to select and place fonts, how to use color in a design, and how to use two free software programs to put your designs together. Trust me. You don't have to be a technical wiz or a graphic arts designer to create a simple e-book cover. This shows you how to do it for free. This book sells for $9.99, but making just one book cover can save you four to ten times that amount.
Download or read book Self-publishing written by Chris A. Baird and published by . This book was released on 2017-08-15 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you need a cover for your CreateSpace, Kindle or Lulu book but don't know how? Do you wish you could design your own cover but can't figure it out? Do you wonder if you could make a high-quality book cover? Would you like to do it for free? Can you afford to keep paying high prices for having other people make your covers? Is this positive for you? Do you wish you could not only create your own cover but know that you can do it quickly and free? Self-Publishing: Cover Design, Hardcover Book Cover Creation For Lulu, How To Create Your Cover For CreateSpace is a powerful design-centered step-by-step explanation of how you can start today. This is a book of action and doesn't just tell you how I created my covers but also reveals the secret to helping you also unleash your inner creativity. Self-Publishing is packed with the steps that are so simple you will wonder whether it is possible to get the job done in only a few minutes. After reading this book, I am confident you will be able to create your cover in no time and for free! You can take the practical approach that I have used to produce dozens of covers. Do you wonder which free tools will make it possible to design your cover? * Learn how Gimp makes the design phase idiot proof * Discover the secret steps to get your cover looking great fast * Look at how much money you will save * Be amazed at how to release your inner artist How will you learn to use these tools quickly? * See how, in a simple way, you can see step by step how easy it is to build your cover. * Learn how you also can follow these same steps and create your cover too * Find out how the methods used by Chris work for anyone * You won't find long explanations, but rather to the point steps to get this job knocked out lightning fast! Do you find it difficult to learn new skills? * Never wonder "what if" you could do covers yourself * Wake up every day motivated by what you can do with a little effort * Be Inspired by Chris's down-to-earth examples and clear way of explaining how to create your cover. * Discover the secret to making serious money with great covers you make yourself Find out how to let go of your self-doubt and finally find the missing puzzle piece in your book publishing career. Are you also ready to start saving money and finally get high-quality covers for free? Try Self-Publishing: Cover Design, Hardcover Book Cover Creation For Lulu, How To Create Your Cover For CreateSpace today by clicking the BUY NOW button at the top right of this page! P.S. You won't regret reading this book and see the amazing CreateSpace/Kindle/Lulu approved creations that YOU will create in minutes today.
Book Synopsis How to Create Amazing Tantalizing Book Cover by : William Medina
Download or read book How to Create Amazing Tantalizing Book Cover written by William Medina and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-03-04 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Create professionally polished eBook or print book covers Review: "Thank you, I love this and I have shared it with several workers at my elementary school." ~ Mrs. Todd How to create amazing tantalizing book covers for your eBook and print book. You do not have to spend $300 dollars or more for expensive cover designers, neither should you have to purchase extremely expensive programs to create wonderful looking book covers. This book will provide you with: • How to use software you are already familiar with to produce top notch book covers which compete with the best. • Instructions for setting up and formatting both eBook and Print Book covers to meet publishing requirements. • Creative design guidelines for producing eye catching book covers in eBook and Print Book sizes. • Valuable tool to allow you to maintain control over your book cover designs and keep your costs down. • Source list to more powerful tips. All it takes is a few common software programs that you may already have installed in your computer, of which provide the tools for making excellent book covers. MS PowerPoint is just one of the perfect tools used for producing superior book covers as it is geared towards graphical presentations and has the capability to merge colors, textures, fonts and images together in visually pleasing presentations which can be suitably formatted as book covers. Making your own book covers can be a lot of fun! You can do this too, even if you've never done it before. Author comment:This book is for people who want to publish their book and want to create their own amazing creative book cover. This book is for people who do not have the means to purchase expensive software, neither have the time to learn how to use complex software. What do I need? Everything you need may already be in your computer and if not, can be found online for free. Is this hard? The method itself is pretty easy. The hard part is coming up with ideas for the design for your cover. This book only helps you with the method, not with creating the design concept. This book is not for art professionals or those who are experts at using art software. This book is not for those who can afford the high cost of hiring someone to create their book cover.
Book Synopsis Book Cover Design Formula by : Anita Nipane
Download or read book Book Cover Design Formula written by Anita Nipane and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-31 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A comprehensive do-it-yourself guide to creating book cover design for indie and self-published authors. You, too, can create excellent book covers and apply the same techniques that graphic designers use. If you are a self-publishing author and are starting out on a very low budget, a homemade, DIY book cover is a practical solution. Unless you make an appalling one, it won't hurt your sales. And after reading this book, it shouldn't be the case, because you will know exactly how to create a book cover design that attracts readers. Actually, the same principles apply to designing other visuals, too. Not only book covers. Therefore, you will be able to improve your designer skills in general. Read this book and learn: a simple system for creating a book cover design that you will be proud of 6 easy-to-use book cover design concepts that work for every genre 6 book cover design secrets every designer use to create book covers that pop-out where to get hundreds of free typefaces for every genre and how to pair them what formatting to use not to look amateurish simple rules for figuring out the best colors for your book cover where to find thousands of good quality free or low-cost royalty free images and how to understand their copyright terms how to make sure that nobody else is using your cover art a simple method for overcoming your creative block 5 easy techniques to test if your book cover works for your target audience how to choose the right book cover size and image resolution what free software or apps to use for creating your book cover design and many other practical tricks and tips. It doesn't matter if you are not familiar with basic graphic design principles, color theory, typeface pairing, composition and other principles, because I'm going to give you guidelines and show practical examples and techniques how to apply them in practice. Moreover, you can return to this book at any time that is convenient to you and read it in any order that suits your needs best. You have spent a lot of time on writing your book. Don't let all this hard work go down the drain by using a poorly designed book cover, because it can be one of the most powerful tools for selling your book. Buy this book and learn how to create professionally looking book cover that sell and you will be proud of.
Book Synopsis Hardcover Book Cover Creation for Lulu by : Chris A. Baird
Download or read book Hardcover Book Cover Creation for Lulu written by Chris A. Baird and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-05-11 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you want a hardback cover for your book but don't know how? Do you wish you could design your own cover for Lulu but can't figure it out? Do you wonder if you could make a high-quality Lulu cover? Would you like to do it for free? Can you afford to keep paying high prices for having other people make your covers? Is this positive for you? Do you wish you could not only create your own cover but know that you can do it quickly and free? Hardcover Book Cover Creation For Lulu: Make Your Cover In Minutes For Free! is a powerful design centered step-by-step explanation of how you can start today. This is a book of action and doesn't just tell you how I created my covers but also reveals the secret to helping you also unleash your inner creativity. Hardcover Book Cover Creation For Lulu is full of real-life examples of how to start with just your Kindle cover and CreateSpace Manuscript and build your Lulu hardcover cover in only a few minutes to learn the skills. After reading this book, I am confident you will be able to create your cover in no time and for free! You can take the practical approach that I have used to produce dozens of covers. Do you wonder which free tools will make it possible to design your cover? * Learn how Gimp makes the design phase idiot proof * Discover the secret steps to get your cover looking great fast * Look at how much money you will save * Be amazed at how to release your inner artist How will you learn to use these tools quickly? * See how, in a simple way, you can see step by step how easy it is to build your cover. * Learn how you also can follow these same steps and create your cover too * Find out how the methods used by Chris work for anyone * You won't find long explanations, but rather to the point steps to get this job knocked out lightning fast! Do you find it difficult to learn new skills? * Never wonder "what if" you could do covers yourself * Wake up every day motivated by what you can do with a little effort * Be Inspired by Chris's down-to-earth examples and clear way of explaining how to create your cover. * Discover the secret to making serious money with great covers you make yourself Find out how to let go of your self-doubt and finally find the missing puzzle piece in your book publishing career. Are you also ready to start saving money and finally get high-quality covers for free? Try Hardcover Book Cover Creation For Lulu: Make Your Cover In Minutes For Free! today by clicking the BUY NOW button at the top right of this page! P.S. You won't regret reading this book and see the amazing Lulu approved creations that YOU will create in minutes today.
Book Synopsis The # 1 Killer Secret to Producing Free Professional Ebook Covers by :
Download or read book The # 1 Killer Secret to Producing Free Professional Ebook Covers written by and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you are or want to be a Kindle Author in some ways writing, editing and proofing your book is the least of your worries. Yes, it's that blasted cover that is the thorn in your side. Sure you can recruit third parties to do it for you, but that is going to cost you precious $$$. As I've remarked in my Proofreading killer guide, I'm determined to bootstrap myself up the Kindle ladder. I've made some minor investments in buying images for $5 and I've bought a few Kindle How To books, but that's it, and I'm showing a substantial profit on my investments, looking at it from a business point of view. But until now I too have struggled with this issue of a professional looking cover. They say you don't judge a book by its cover but unfortunately that's exactly what happens here in the Kindle world. I've tried my own hand at them and they all come out looking unprofessional or even worse, awful. But now I've invented an amazingly easy way to create professional covers IN MINUTES and FOR NOTHING once you have familiarized yourself with a few procedures.Of course you can buy kindle books of 100 or 200 pages or more or you can read this 900 word article and get to it without further ado! Well I know what I would do! There is going to be many many a time you are going to thank me for this, trust me![Article - 900 words - 3 pages]
Book Synopsis Creating Books Covers with the GIMP for Self-publishing Beginners by : Brian Jackson
Download or read book Creating Books Covers with the GIMP for Self-publishing Beginners written by Brian Jackson and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-10 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Learn the GIMP from the Ground UpIn this book I'll show you how to use the Gnu Image Manipulation Program (GIMP), a free Photoshop like program, to produce professional looking, high quality graphics on a budget. The book uses the creation of book covers for self-publishing as the basis for demonstrating the use of the program. The techniques demonstrated can be used to create stunning graphics for any purpose including display on the Web.Now I Can use GimpI downloaded Gimp a while back, but thought it would take me forever to figure out how to use it in my spare time. Now Brian comes along with this book and explains how to do the one thing I need to do most--design book covers! I don't have to sift through the entire software manual anymore. Brian gives the essential information and offers links to many great examples of book covers. This book is an excellent value for self-publishing authors who want to go beyond the Kindle Cover Creator without paying for expensive software like Photoshop.---KschimmelwriterThis book provides material suitable for the absolute beginner and includes information on how to install all required tools and resources. It then goes on to show you how to use those components to produce unique, professional looking, and high quality graphics suitable for use as book covers for self-publishing. The course includes information on graphic composition that can be used to cause the most important elements of your image to stand out.Note: I discuss the use of the GIMP on a PC running Microsoft Windows 7. If you're a Linux or Mac user, the GIMP is also available to you, and information in this book beyond installation should be fully applicable.Sell More of Anything with Professional Looking GraphicsThough you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, the truth is that most people do exactly that. Why not produce the best impression you can by displaying stunning graphics mixed with text. Whether you're selling books or some other product, graphics that can capture the customer's attention will give you a leg up in differentiating yourself from your competition.This Book Includes Everything You Need to Know to Become Proficient with the GIMP Installing and Running the GIMP Creating a Simple Book Cover Working with Layers and Selections Loading Fonts and Using Font Effects Buying and Manipulating Inexpensive Images Creating Colored Boxes Using Layer Masks Sroking a Path Putting It All Together Learn to Create Stunning Book Covers and MoreWhy focus on book covers? The course benefits from having a specific focus and I'm the most familiar with using the GIMP to create book covers. Besides, you only need to know the fundamentals of using the GIMP to produce book covers. Don't worry, you can still create amazing images for the Web and beyond using the basics of the GIMP.Informative. Nice to know!!Very informative and nice to know. Very useful for the beginner and advanced alike. Thank you for writing this book !!---Ernie A.Expect to spend several days to weeks digesting all the information provided in this course.Start Today!Silly as it may seem, your book cover is the first characteristic of your book that is likely to distinguish you from the crowd. Why not spend some time learning how to produce a quality, professional looking book cover for your self-published work using free tools and inexpensive professional quality images?About the AuthorHi, I'm Brian Jackson. I'm a self-published author, publisher, web site designer and cover creator for both myself and my wife, author Melanie Jackson. I originally began using the GIMP while working for Cisco Systems in the Silicon Valley.---Brian
Book Synopsis How to Make Money from Kindle Books : Step by Step Guide to Making Money From Amazon Kindle Books by : WATCHARA MANISRI
Download or read book How to Make Money from Kindle Books : Step by Step Guide to Making Money From Amazon Kindle Books written by WATCHARA MANISRI and published by WATCHARA MANISRI. This book was released on 2014-02-22 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thinking about selling your books on Kindle? Not sure where to start? This is the perfect place to start your Kindle eBook journey. This guide has all the information you need in order to kick start your Kindle eBook experience. Amazon Kindle has provided you with a great platform to share what you know, and that too for a return of a good amount of money every month. If you are enthusiastic about publishing your books to a relatively newer and more popular platform and are also serious about making a living by selling books like never before, Kindle eBooks is the way to go about it. Unique experiences and amazing opportunities are waiting for you. Go through this step by step guide and learn all about Kindle eBooks, formatting guidelines, requirements, watch-outs, marketing strategies, promotional programs and ideal platforms that will change your life. So if you are confident about earning that additional income every day, read till the end to start your book like a pro. Good luck!
Book Synopsis J'APE: Just Another Publicity Excuse - How to Publish Your (Kindle) Book For Shameless Self-Promotion and Profit by : Robert C. Worstell
Download or read book J'APE: Just Another Publicity Excuse - How to Publish Your (Kindle) Book For Shameless Self-Promotion and Profit written by Robert C. Worstell and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-11-07 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Secret to Self-Publishing on Amazon is said to be: ""You Need to First Be A Celebrity To Succeed At Anything"". This parody is a sarcastic look at how you can be an ""overnight"" success - by making it impossible for anyone else to succeed as you set the bar astronomically high. Learn the 3 Parts to Real eBook Publishing * How to write a book - real quick, shallow, ghost-written. * How to publish your book - hire someone to do it for cheap, like putting their name on the cover. * How to sell a book online - using your devoted, Kool-Aid-drinking fan-base to suck-up and give you fake 5-star reviews without having read the book. Obviously, this is a work of satire and has nothing to do with the real world. And any resemblance to a currently successful bestseller is just a happy coincidence. (Right.) New Revision! PS. Contains actually helpful tips! (Don't tell anyone, but I included some tactics, strategies, and tips from later research. Just for you...) Get Your Copy Now.
