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Lord Vishnu's Love Handles

Author : Will Clarke
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 074327444X
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (432 download)

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Download or read book Lord Vishnu's Love Handles written by Will Clarke and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2005-07-01 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lord Vishnu's Love Handles is the story of a man who is teetering on the edge of financial ruin and insanity until a couple of secret agents teach him what it really means to lose his mind. Travis Anderson has a psychic gift. Or so he thinks. So far he's milked his premonitions only to acquire an upper-middle-class lifestyle -- pretty wife, big house, and a shiny Range Rover -- without having to make any real effort. But recent visions threaten his yuppie contentment. Haunted by omens of impending cancers, stillborn babies, and personal train wrecks, he is compelled to make a series of inaccurate and horrifying prophecies that humiliate him in front of his fellow country club members. The IRS gets Travis's number, too, demanding an audit of his sloppy bookkeeping. Drowning in mounting financial problems and apparent mental illness, Travis tries booze, pills, even golf to stay afloat, but nothing works. His wife and friends are forced to stage an intervention. Travis is in danger of losing his family, his career, and ultimately, his sanity. That is, until he meets a Hindu holy man in rehab who claims to be the final incarnation of Lord Vishnu. Suddenly, the tragically shallow Travis is saddled with the responsibility of bettering mankind and saving the world.

Dashavatar

Author : Piyusha Vir
Publisher : Readomania
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Dashavatar written by Piyusha Vir and published by Readomania. This book was released on with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Did you know that each avatar of Vishnu arrived with a specific purpose? Time and again, Vishnu has manifested in different forms to fulfil his role as a ‘protector’ of the world. Among the long list of 24 avatars, ten avatars have captured our imagination for centuries together—matsya, Kurma, Varaha, Narasimha, Vamana, Parshuram, Rama, Krishna, Buddha, and Kalki. But how exactly did these avatars impact the society? And how do they link to the Charles Darwin theory of evolution? While each avatar has its own set of legends that extoll their characteristics and deeds, the stories behind them are just as interesting and informative. Presented in a contemporary and unbiased perspective, these stories of the ten avatars of Vishnu are an attempt to make mythology more believable and relevant to the world that we live in today.

The Worthy

Author : Will Clarke
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 9780743293549
Total Pages : 256 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (935 download)

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Download or read book The Worthy written by Will Clarke and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2006-07-03 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Conrad had it pretty good in life -- a Porsche, pretty girls, and a trust fund full of oil money. But now, thanks to a brutal hazing incident at Louisiana State University's Gamma Chi fraternity, Conrad is dead -- a nineteen-year-old spirit suddenly without an earthly body. Make no mistake, the newly deceased Conrad is one angry ghost, and the object of his wrath is chapter president Ryan Hutchins, a "big, bright, rising star" who, in Conrad's view, is really "the darkest black hole you'll ever meet -- and I'm not just saying that because he killed me." Conrad's ghostly ability to see all but be seen by no one (except Miss Etta, Gamma Chi's elderly cook, who is gifted with paranormal powers) confirms his suspicion that Ryan's dark hand has a wide reach, from beating his girlfriend, Maggie Meadows, to terrorizing Sarah Jane Bradford, a religious student who senses that Ryan must be stopped. Out for revenge, Conrad possesses an unsuspecting pledge's body so he can finish what Ryan started, steering them toward a depraved confrontation with a surprising outcome that will leave readers gasping.

When I Was a Loser

Author : John McNally
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416539379
Total Pages : 305 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (165 download)

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Download or read book When I Was a Loser written by John McNally and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-03-06 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For Anyone Who's Ever Been a Teenager Who's teenage years weren't terrible? Remember the scary older kids? The sadistic gym teacher? The smelly kid who sat next to you in science class? Your first fumbling kiss? That time you threw up in the cafeteria? Your first attempt at putting on a condom? The period that arrived unexpectedly? That awful fight with your parents? The first time you got drunk? That note you wrote that you shouldn't have written? The day you forgot to zip your fly? That monster zit? When, you wondered, would it all end? In When I Was a Loser, John McNally, author of the novel America's Report Card, assembles twenty-five original essays--often hilarious, sometimes tenderhearted, always evocative--about defining moments of high school loserdom. Brad Land, Julianna Baggott, Owen King, Johanna Edwards, and many more fresh, talented writers explore their own angst, humiliation, heartache, and other staples of teen life. These essays perfectly capture what it was like to be in high school: to experience so many things for the first time, to assert independence while desperately trying to fit in, to feel misunderstood and unable to articulate the wild swings between heartbreak, anger, and euphoria. One writer recalls how his grandmother helped him with his home perm in preparation for the Senior Class picture; another recounts her discovery, sometime after hitting puberty, of the power she held over boys and men, while at the same time she felt herself at their mercy; a third remembers the casual cruelties visited on him by the cooler kids, and the cruelties he, in turn, inflicted on kids below him on the social ladder. Utterly candid and compulsively readable, these essays conjure up and untangle those raw and formative years. The writers cringe and laugh at the teenagers they were, but at the same time, they honor their adolescence and the way it shaped their lives. Because, in truth, beneath the layers of adult respectability, we all still carry a little bit of our teenage selves around with us.

The Creative Writer's Survival Guide

Author : John McNally
Publisher : University of Iowa Press
ISBN 13 : 1587299496
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (872 download)

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Download or read book The Creative Writer's Survival Guide written by John McNally and published by University of Iowa Press. This book was released on 2010-04-15 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "I write this blurb in distress because for years I've been stealing John McNally's sharp insights into writing and publishing and passing them off as my own. Now this generous so-and-so is sharing his vast experience as a writer and editor with everyone. Worse yet, this book, despite its instructional value, is irresistibly, un-put-downably readable."---Timothy Schaffert, author, Devils in the Sugar Shop --

Sting Like A Butterfly

Author : Paul Coggins
Publisher : Savio Republic
ISBN 13 : 1642933783
Total Pages : 266 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (429 download)

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Download or read book Sting Like A Butterfly written by Paul Coggins and published by Savio Republic. This book was released on 2020-03-17 with total page 266 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ace criminal attorney Cash McCahill makes two potentially fatal mistakes. First, he agrees to represent a cartel kingpin, who lays down an ultimatum of win or else. Not even an acquittal will save Cash if his second mistake surfaces. His affair with the client’s wife turns him into the perfect pawn to take a fall for the cartel. Falsely convicted of jury tampering, he must survive a prison teeming with enemies and navigate the more dangerous world on the outside in order to clear his name, regain his law license, and return to his only real home—the courtroom.

Lately

Author : Sara Pritchard
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 9780618610044
Total Pages : 212 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book Lately written by Sara Pritchard and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2007 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Set in a place called New Northwest Pennsy-hi-o, eleven interconnected stories follow an eccentric group of characters whose lives are linked over several decades as they struggle to hold their families together.

Who Can Save Us Now?

Author : Owen King
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 9781416566816
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (668 download)

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Download or read book Who Can Save Us Now? written by Owen King and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-07-24 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twenty-two of today's most talented writers (and comics fans) unite in Who Can Save Us Now?, an anthology featuring brand-new superheroes equipped for the threats and challenges of the twenty-first century -- with a few supervillains thrown in for good measure. Edited and with contributions by Owen King (We're All in This Together) and John McNally (America's Report Card), Who Can Save Us Now? enriches the superhero canon immeasurably. With mutations stranger than the X-Men and with even more baggage than the Hulk, this next generation of superheroes is a far cry from your run-of-the-mill caped crusader. From the image-conscious and not-very-mysterious masked meathead who swoops in and sweeps the tough girl reporter off her feet; to the Meerkat, who overcomes his species' cute and cuddly image to become the resident hero in a small Midwestern city; to the Silverfish, "the creepy superhero," who fights crime while maintaining the slipperiest of identities; to Manna Man, who manipulates the minds of televangelists to serve his own righteous mission, these protectors (and in some cases antagonizers) of the innocent and the virtuous will delight literary enthusiasts and comic fans alike. With stunning illustrations by artist Chris Burnham, Who Can Save Us Now? offers a vibrant, funny, and truly unusual array of characters and their stories.

The Pulpwood Queen's Tiara-Wearing, Book-Sharing Guide to Life

Author : Kathy Patrick
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0446511188
Total Pages : 265 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (465 download)

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Download or read book The Pulpwood Queen's Tiara-Wearing, Book-Sharing Guide to Life written by Kathy Patrick and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2008-01-02 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When licensed cosmetologist turned publisher's rep Kathy Patrick lost her job due to industry cutbacks, she wasn't deterred. One year later, she opened Beauty and the Book, the world's only combination beauty salon/bookstore. Soon after, she founded The Pulpwood Queens of East Texas -- a reading group that dared to ask the question, "Does a book club have to be snobby to be serious?" The idea spread like wildfire. Now there are about 70 chapters nationwide. The overriding rule -- aside from wearing the club's official tiara, hot pink, and leopard print outfits -- is that the groups must have fun. The club's mission: To get America reading. THE PULPWOOD QUEENS' TIARA-WEARING, BOOK- SHARING GUIDE TO LIFE celebrates female friendship, sisterhood, and the transformative power of reading. It includes life principles and motivational anecdotes, hilarious and heart-warming stories of friendships among the Queens, and stories from Kathy about the books that have inspired her throughout her life, complete with personalized suggested book lists.

The King of Methlehem

Author : Mark Lindquist
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416535780
Total Pages : 259 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (165 download)

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Download or read book The King of Methlehem written by Mark Lindquist and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2008-05-20 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A tale based on today's headlines as well as the author's work as a prosecuting attorney follows veteran police detective Wyatt James's dangerous investigation into the organization of a powerful methamphetamine distributor. By the author of Never Mind Nirvana. Reprint. 25,000 first printing.

The Gap Year

Author : Sarah Bird
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1451678762
Total Pages : 308 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book The Gap Year written by Sarah Bird and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-07-17 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A single mom and her seventeen-year-old daughter learn how to let go in that precarious moment before college empties the nest.

How Perfect Is That

Author : Sarah Bird
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 143912308X
Total Pages : 339 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (391 download)

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Download or read book How Perfect Is That written by Sarah Bird and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2009-07-07 with total page 339 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Happily entering Austin high society after marrying into a family that made her sign a strict prenuptial agreement, Blythe Young is dumped ten years later for another woman and is forced to take refuge at a housing co-op, where she reunites with the college roommate she had abandoned. Reprint.

Duck Duck Wally

Author : Gabe Rotter
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416545085
Total Pages : 329 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (165 download)

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Download or read book Duck Duck Wally written by Gabe Rotter and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2007-08-14 with total page 329 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GET SHORTY MEETS THE BIG LEBOWSKI IN THIS ROLLICKING MODERN COMEDY BY A CLEVER AND HILARIOUS NEWCOMER. Meet Wally Moscowitz. His day job is top secret. As ghostwriter for Oral B, the most famous gangsta rapper in the world, Wally is the real mastermind behind Godz-Illa Records' best-selling artist, and the best-kept secret in the Industry. But if word gets out about Wally's true profession, Godz-Illa's kajillion-dollar rap empire will be sunk, and Wally will be dead meat. When Wally comes home one particularly bizarre afternoon to find a ransom note and his best friend and dog, Dr. Barry Schwartzman, missing, Wally goes to great lengths to stop the dognappers while keeping the big secret under wraps. He must, if he wants to walk away with his job, not to mention his life, intact. The hunt for Dr. Schwartzman and the blackmailing thug who is trying to reveal hip-hop's biggest conspiracy becomes a wild-goose chase in which everyone becomes a suspect: Sue Schadenfreude, Wally's girlfriend, who makes a pretty penny massaging Barbra Streisand's papillon, Yenta; Pardeep Vishvatma, Wally's neighbor, who keeps a watchful eye on all the suspicious characters lurking about the hood; Jerry Silver, Wally's slick-rick, self-styled superagent; Abraham "Dandy" Lyons, Wally's boss and Godz-Illa's CEO-badass with Suge Knight's street cred and Tony Soprano's "friends"; Jem, the fiery, achingly familiar vixen who steals Wally's heart; Yo Yo Pa and Teddy Bizzle, Oral B's entourage; and the mysterious mob crew: Five-two Lou, Six-seven Kevin, and Balsamic Vinny, who show up when Wally needs them most. Duck Duck Wally is a hilarious romp through the absurdities of Los Angeles, the bombastic details of hip-hop culture, and a day in the life of what was supposed to be the painfully ordinary existence of Wally Moscowitz.

Adweek

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 614 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Adweek written by and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 614 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Vols. for 1981- include four special directory issues.

When God is a Customer

Author : Kṣētrayya
Publisher : Univ of California Press
ISBN 13 : 9780520080690
Total Pages : 172 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (86 download)

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Download or read book When God is a Customer written by Kṣētrayya and published by Univ of California Press. This book was released on 1994-04-15 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How is it that this woman's breasts glimmer so clearly through her saree? Can't you guess, my friends? What are they but rays from the crescents left by the nails of her lover pressing her in his passion, rays now luminous as the moonlight of a summer night? These South Indian devotional poems show the dramatic use of erotic language to express a religious vision. Written by men during the fifteenth to eighteenth century, the poems adopt a female voice, the voice of a courtesan addressing her customer. That customer, it turns out, is the deity, whom the courtesan teases for his infidelities and cajoles into paying her more money. Brazen, autonomous, fully at home in her body, she merges her worldly knowledge with the deity's transcendent power in the act of making love. This volume is the first substantial collection in English of these Telugu writings, which are still part of the standard repertoire of songs used by classical South Indian dancers. A foreword provides context for the poems, investigating their religious, cultural, and historical significance. Explored, too, are the attempts to contain their explicit eroticism by various apologetic and rationalizing devices. The translators, who are poets as well as highly respected scholars, render the poems with intelligence and tenderness. Unusual for their combination of overt eroticism and devotion to God, these poems are a delight to read.

The Late Bloomer

Author : Mark Falkin
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781947856547
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (565 download)

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Download or read book The Late Bloomer written by Mark Falkin and published by . This book was released on 2018-10 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The world experiences an unthinkable cataclysm and Kevin March, high school band trombonist and wannabe writer, embarks on a journey that promises to change everything.

It Doesn't Hurt to be Nice!

Author : Amisha Sethi
Publisher : Sristhi Publishers & Distributors
ISBN 13 : 938266548X
Total Pages : 140 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (826 download)

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Download or read book It Doesn't Hurt to be Nice! written by Amisha Sethi and published by Sristhi Publishers & Distributors. This book was released on 2015 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kiara is a dynamic, thirty-something girl who has reached great heights professionally, and is the apple of the eye for almost everyone who knows her. But she never took any short cuts to become happier, wiser, healthier and more compassionate. She had to find rays of hope where the dark tunnel seemed unending, and identify shade in life's burning path. She found little pearls of wisdom in chasing her dreams, in spreading laughter, in learning from scriptures and philosophers, and even at one point in almost ending her life. More than Kiara's story and the wisdom she achieves through the various dramatic and hilarious experiences, this book is a motion picture with you in the lead role. You as the 'hero' who can beat the most stubborn of villains — most of which lie deep within us…our fear, unkindness, selfish interests, negative thoughts and jealousy. You as the 'heroine' who is sharp and witty in talking, selfless and caring in love, and charming and beautiful inside out, like none other (perhaps a 2.0 version of you). Walk with Kiara to find a better you, because It Doesn't Hurt to be Nice.