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Book Synopsis Knock Knock Bathroom Guest Book by : Knock Knock Knock
Download or read book Knock Knock Bathroom Guest Book written by Knock Knock Knock and published by Knock Knock. This book was released on 2013-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ordinary guest books too often lack humor and verve--so we invented our own. These elegant yet daringly interactive babies invite visitors to express themselves fully at the table or on the throne, with provocative prompts, doodle space, and a wry grading system. Because even though the party must end, the memories should linger. Hardcover, 112 pages; padded cover with metallic foil stamping; ribbon page marker
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor by : Larry A. Glanz
Download or read book The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor written by Larry A. Glanz and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2023-12-04 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE ULTIMATE BOOK OF BATHROOM ETIQUETTE AND HUMOR (REVISED 2023 EDITION) Stories, Quotes, Rules, Songs, Musings, and More to Educate, Entertain & Inspire. www.UltimateBathroomBook.com There are other books on the market designed to give bathroom users a few laughs, or a lot of arcane facts, while they are passing their time...and gas. But there are very few if any other books that are about all aspects of the bathroom itself. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor will uniquely give you the expertise you need to make you a more considerate bathroom user, and have you laughing your butt off in the process. Bathroom etiquette expert and author Larry Glanz, a longtime traveling salesman in the nutritional products industry, has experienced more than his share of bathroom follies, committed by both hosts and guests alike. And indeed, as he hilariously shares in the Introduction of this book, he has also committed his own embarrassing acts, which he describes as some “real doozies”. Having seen the best and the worst of countless bathrooms over his many years on the road, he is determined to make better hosts and guests of us all. Glanz dispenses advice on everything from flushing to spraying the air to taking proper care of pets (or Pet-iquette) through clever and catchy rhymes and parodies. The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor features: • Hundreds of tidbits of advice conveyed in catchy, rhyming form • 60-plus full song parodies • Dozens of Commandments of Bathroom Etiquette •Oodles of Fartlett’s Unfamiliar Quotations • The exclusive, hilarious advice of the ancient bathroom philosopher Confuse-us ...and so much more to learn about, laugh at and sing to!!! Author Larry Glanz, who had previously earned a guest appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show to highlight his first book, “How to Start a Romantic Encounter”, believes that the timing is right for this book, as we can all use the laughs...not to mention clean, fragrant bathrooms. So pick up a copy for yourself, for family and friends, or for anyone who is liable to be a guest in your bathroom! You’ll thank us later.
Download or read book I Pooped written by Blank Publishers and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-13 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Bathroom Guest Book Do you know who's been in your bathroom? You will now! Enjoy the comments left behind from your guests (hopefully that's all they left) and provide some entertainment while sitting on the thrown.
Book Synopsis California the Beautiful by : Paul Elder
Download or read book California the Beautiful written by Paul Elder and published by . This book was released on 1911 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Contribution by Charles Warren Stoddard, Ina Coolbrith, Joaquin Miller, George Sterling, David Starr Jordan, Frank Norris, Bret Harte, Gelett Burgess, Gertrude Atherton, Edwin Markham, John Muir, among others.
Book Synopsis Ten Things I Wish I'd Known - Before I Went Out Into the Real World by : Maria Shriver
Download or read book Ten Things I Wish I'd Known - Before I Went Out Into the Real World written by Maria Shriver and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2003-03-02 with total page 114 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Broadcast journalist Maria Shriver reveals the lessons that have guided her journey as a career woman, wife, and mother. Expanded from her highly praised commencement address and best-selling book, this Little Book offers wise and wonderful advice.This Little Book has been adapted from Ten Things I Wish I'd Known-Before I Went Out into the Real World by Maria Shriver, published by Warner Books, Inc., and is published by arrangement with Warner Books. All rights reserved.
Book Synopsis Young House Love by : Sherry Petersik
Download or read book Young House Love written by Sherry Petersik and published by Artisan. This book was released on 2015-07-14 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This New York Times bestselling book is filled with hundreds of fun, deceptively simple, budget-friendly ideas for sprucing up your home. With two home renovations under their (tool) belts and millions of hits per month on their blog YoungHouseLove.com, Sherry and John Petersik are home-improvement enthusiasts primed to pass on a slew of projects, tricks, and techniques to do-it-yourselfers of all levels. Packed with 243 tips and ideas—both classic and unexpected—and more than 400 photographs and illustrations, this is a book that readers will return to again and again for the creative projects and easy-to-follow instructions in the relatable voice the Petersiks are known for. Learn to trick out a thrift-store mirror, spice up plain old roller shades, "hack" your Ikea table to create three distinct looks, and so much more.
Download or read book Can't Sleep written by Knock Knock and published by . This book was released on 2012-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis 100 Reasons to Panic about Having a Baby by : Knock Knock
Download or read book 100 Reasons to Panic about Having a Baby written by Knock Knock and published by 100 Reasons to Panic. This book was released on 2013-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Like a paper version of your funniest friend, this pocket-sized volume provides new and expectant parents an honest look at what's actually on the way, while also offering commonsense reassurance that it's going to turn out okay. Probably. Maybe. Definitely
Book Synopsis The Made-Up Words Project by : Knock Knock
Download or read book The Made-Up Words Project written by Knock Knock and published by . This book was released on 2015-09-03 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every family has random words they invent for things--like sticking cold feet under someone's butt ("nurdeling"). Author/illustrator Rinee Shah collected real-life phrases from families around the world, and then whimsically illustrated the results. * You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll eat some snufflins* (*sweet treats)* Knock Knock books are cool gifts that make you look cool, too* Hardcover; 5 x 6.5 inches; 208 pages; full-color illustrations
Book Synopsis Let's Pretend This Never Happened by : Jenny Lawson
Download or read book Let's Pretend This Never Happened written by Jenny Lawson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-03-05 with total page 385 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside
Book Synopsis The Day Fin Flooded the World by : Adam Stower
Download or read book The Day Fin Flooded the World written by Adam Stower and published by Andersen Press USA. This book was released on 2023-04-04 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fin is extremely forgetful—he wears slippers to school and comes home without his pants. So it's no surprise when he leaves the tap running . . . until it floods the world! Who will be outraged, and who will be overjoyed?
Book Synopsis Things to Do While You Poo on the Loo by : Alex Smart
Download or read book Things to Do While You Poo on the Loo written by Alex Smart and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-10-12 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun activity book with silly things to do whilst in the bathroom including: fart jokes word finder dingbats sudoku mazes dot to dot M.A.S.H game words games finish the doodle poop checklist Pocket size book to use in the bathroom whilst you're waiting for things to happen! Buy this as a white elephant gag gift, for a secret santa present or as a stocking stuffer for a teenage boy.
Book Synopsis Bathroom Guest Book - Sign in Please by : Suzi Shadow
Download or read book Bathroom Guest Book - Sign in Please written by Suzi Shadow and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-12 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have your guests been to the toilet yet? Give your guests the opportunity to let the world and the next visitors know how it was! This logbook is intended to provide more openness and is guaranteed to be a hit on your toilet, your ceramic throne! Every visitor will enjoy it and not be able to escape the openness and humor. Beautifully designed pages tempt you to linger, read, fill in and describe. Even if the whole thing is not meant to be taken seriously, this guest book should be an indispensable part of any decent toilet! It's perfect as a housewarming gift, for any housewarming party, or someone's first home. The owner of this beautiful book for special guests is sure to have a lot of fun with it! Click the Buy Now button to pick up yours now! Classic but stylish cover White paper High quality 60lb (90gsm) paper stock Leather print cover - no real Leather used! 100 Pages for 50 entries Perfect Guestbook size: 8.25x6 inches About Suzi Shadow and Book Ideas 4 You: We are a team of freelance authors and designers with the common goal of creating interesting, useful and beautiful books in various fields for people all over the world. www.bookideas4you.com
Download or read book Have a Great Shit written by Jesse Karras and published by . This book was released on 2020-01-02 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This hilarious and equally helpful guidebook teaches you everything you need to know for making and taking great shits like what foods, postures, and techniques will help you go like a pro. You will also learn valuable life-saving tips, such as how to improvise without toilet paper, avoiding germs in public restrooms, effectively unclogging the toilet, and even how to shit in the woods. With tons of useful information, fun cartoons, and plenty of potty humor, this fun little book will leave you laughing and learning from start to finish!
Download or read book Letters to My Dad written by Lea Redmond and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2016-03-22 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Write Now. Read Later. Treasure Forever. Letters to My Dad will inspire you to tell your father just how much he means to you. Each letter begins with a unique prompt like: From you, I learned the importance of... One thing I'm glad we share is... In the future, I hope we... Included are 12 letters that will surprise and delight dad with memories, appreciations, and hopes for the future. Each letter has a space to write when it was sealed and when it should be opened (will it be tomorrow or in 20 years?). Seal letters with the included stickers before giving this time capsule to your remarkable dad!
Book Synopsis Sana, Sana, Colita de Rana by : Citlali Reyes
Download or read book Sana, Sana, Colita de Rana written by Citlali Reyes and published by Gibbs Smith. This book was released on 2022-08-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Introduce your little ones to the power of standing up when you find yourself down in both English and Spanish. 2022 Best of the Best Books, Chicago Public Library ¡Sana, sana, colita de rana! ¡Si no sanas hoy, sanarás mañana! Inspired by the classic rhyming song, Sana, sana, colita de rana, that many American-Latino children grow up with, this book follows Tina in her quest to become an aspiring Mexican wrestler, alongside her plush sidekick, Mr. Frog. After she suffers a boo-boo, Tina is made fun of by her brother. Her ouchie makes her want to quit, but it is up to her to face her fear of being injured again, and just like the song encourages – no matter how bad things get, today or tomorrow will always be better!
Book Synopsis Little Letters to Say Hello by : Lea Redmond
Download or read book Little Letters to Say Hello written by Lea Redmond and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2018-04-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Keep It Short and Sweet. Little Letters to Say Hello is quick and easy: write a little message, fold, seal, and deliver! Included are 75 little letters that fold into adorably small envelopes, perfect for: Inviting people to coffee Breaking the ice Packing in school lunches Seal letters with the 75 stickers included before before handing this little letter to its recipient and putting a smile on their face!
