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Book Synopsis Keep Calm & Color On 2 by : Jason Quinn Cox
Download or read book Keep Calm & Color On 2 written by Jason Quinn Cox and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2023-09-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Coloring Book Calming Patterns to Relax and Enjoy 199 pages Good for All
Book Synopsis Put Your Shit Down and Color: Swear Word Adult Coloring Book by : Adult Coloring Book
Download or read book Put Your Shit Down and Color: Swear Word Adult Coloring Book written by Adult Coloring Book and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-16 with total page 74 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This swear word adult coloring book is the perfect way to calm down, relieve stress, and relax. It requires a sense humor and one who isn't offended by swear words. Color in the swear words you think of daily, but can't say to your dumbshit boss, shitass neighbor, shit faced ex, you name it. A Swear Word Coloring Book for Adults Featuring the word Shit Each Coloring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through A Tear Out Page Is Included To Place Between Images And Further Avoid Bleed Through Each Swear Word is Designed with Mandalas and Patterns Each Coloring Page is Designed for Fun, Relaxation, and Relieving Stress Each Coloring Page is 8.5 x 11 inches A Variety of Pages To Ensure There is Something for Every Skill Level Whether You Are A Beginner, Intermediate, or Expert Featuring 32 inappropriate swear words, these beautiful designs are a joy and fun to color. Each swear word is accompanied by mandalas and other patterns. 32 Original Designs Featuring Swear Words Something for Every Skill Level Single-Sided Pages A Tear Out Page to Place in Between Images So As to Avoid Bleed Through 8.5 x 11 inches frame size Printed on white paper. Flip the cover of the book on Amazon to see a few of the words on the back. What's Inside: that moment when all you can think is oh shit. shit monkeys My give a shit meter broke shit faced Whoa! You need a breath mint, shit breath. My kid can't be at school today. They have diarh... dyare... diarhea... THE SHITS! shit head My day went from bad to worse to--SHITTY! shit canned listen up shit stain. What a load of bullshit. This is the shit! glorified piece of shit. Whew! Someone grab some air freshener. I smelled that bullshit a mile away. um... we are in deep shit You scared the shit out of me! Tough shit. Don't shit a brick. Well, no shit, Sherlock. Forget being up shit creek without a paddle, we forgot the boat. I'd say that the shit has hit the fan. Shit-tastic! You dipshit. You, sir, have made the top of my shit list. Holy Shit! Seriously. It's shit with a halo. Hey, shit for brains. You're shit out of luck I'm too old for this shit. You're batshit crazy! dumbshit not another shitstorm Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you and color it in with your choice of color pencil, pen, marker, or crayon. Copies sell out quickly, so don't forget to grab yours today! NOTE: This is an adult coloring book with adult language. It is recommended that you keep it away from children or anyone under the age of 18.
Book Synopsis You are Amazing as Fuck, Keep That Shit Up! by : Artpro Press
Download or read book You are Amazing as Fuck, Keep That Shit Up! written by Artpro Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-17 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ★ The BEST SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK GIFTS 2020 ★ - SPECIAL LAUNCH PRICE (WHILE STOCKS LAST!!!! ) Looking For The Perfect Inspirational adult coloring book for women?... Then This is For You! This Swear Word Coloring Book Contains Over 37 Pages Single sided designs for you to color whenever you need a boost of confidence or a not so gentle reminder of how badass you are, with Hilarious uncensored expletives, graphics, and phrases. In this swear word coloring book for adults, you will find inspirational quotes including: Calm the fuck down Let that shit go Life is about kicking Ass, not kissing it Go with the Fucking Flow Cheer the fuck up Bloom Wherever the Fuck you are Planted You are Fucking Amazing Clean your Shit Up Find your Fucking Happy Designs Ranges From Simple To Advance.This Coloring Book will Provide Hours of Fun and Creative Fucking Expression! Know someone who loves to color? Make them smile by getting them a copy too. You could even color together! Scroll Up Now and Click The Buy Button To Get Started!
Download or read book I Don't Give a Shit written by and published by Green Cow Coloring. This book was released on 2017-01-04 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Best seller! Limited Time Pricing Get Yours now! This swear word adult coloring book is perfect for parents! It give you the relaxation you deserve! Want a book full of shitty sayings? This book will have you laughing off your chair! This fucking coloring book is ONLY for adults! 30 single sided pages to color A mix between simple and detailed pages. ** BONUS** Minis at the back of the book. 30 Swear word sayings and funny quotes Use markers, Gel pens, Colored pencils! Make these awesome pages shine with color! This swear word adult coloring book is perfect for Men or women. Full of swearing! Swear work adult coloring books * Gorgeous original artwork! * What sweary quotes and sayings are featured in this stress relieving book? I don't give a shit That Mother Fucker Needs Jesus I'm not attractive anyways so FUCK OFF How Did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? Call Me A Bitch One more time... And I'll show you what a real bitch looks like. Bite Me I bet your brain feels brand new... You NEVER use it! Break the fucking Rules! I hope you get hit by a fucking bus! Your family tree must be a cactus, Because everyone on it, Is a prick. Bitch Please, Fuck yourself with a cactus Bitch You're like a Monday, Nobody likes you. The Only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait. Cry me a river bitch. You bring everyone a lot of joy. When you leave the fucking room. I hope you choke on the shit you talk. I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. He already ruined your mascara. Don't let him ruin your life. My middle finger salutes you! Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people don't care. I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse I'm not rude... I'm honest. I love to shop, But I'm not buying any of your bullshit! Don't keep calm, Slap that bitch hard If I throw a stick will you go away? Stress is caused by giving a fuck I don't have a short temper, Just a quick reaction to bullshit. I have no time for stupid people, But they have time for me. What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.... You hate me? Aren't you cute?
Book Synopsis Fuck Off This Shit Stay Calm by : Minnorita Creations
Download or read book Fuck Off This Shit Stay Calm written by Minnorita Creations and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-06 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Swear words coloring book for adult, women, 8.5* 11 inches book with 37 pages, it is ideal for release your anxiety and anger. Keep coloring and add color into your life, release your anger during coloring. Keep going and be happy: )
Book Synopsis I Don't Give A Shit MIDNIGHT EDITION by :
Download or read book I Don't Give A Shit MIDNIGHT EDITION written by and published by Green Cow Coloring. This book was released on 1992-01-04 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Want a book full of shitty sayings? This book will have you laughing off your chair! This fucking coloring book is ONLY for adults! This is a swear word Adult coloring book. Swear word coloring book black edition And perfect for Relaxation! 30 single sided pages to color A mix between simple and detailed pages. ** BONUS** Minis at the back of the book. 30 Swear word sayings and funny quotes Use markers, Gel pens, Colored pencils! Make these awesome pages shine with color! * Gorgeous original artwork! * If you love swearing this book is for you! This is the perfect adult coloring book for parents. This is the black edition of the book. You will love this best seller! Perfect for Men and women. This midnight edition is full of fun. swear word coloring book jungle What sweary quotes and sayings are featured in this stress relieving book? Swear word coloring book for parents I don't give a shit That Mother Fucker Needs Jesus I'm not attractive anyways so FUCK OFF How Did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? Call Me A Bitch One more time... And I'll show you what a real bitch looks like. Bite Me I bet your brain feels brand new... You NEVER use it! Break the fucking Rules! I hope you get hit by a fucking bus! Your family tree must be a cactus, Because everyone on it, Is a prick. Bitch Please, Fuck yourself with a cactus Bitch You're like a Monday, Nobody likes you. The Only way you'll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait. Cry me a river bitch. You bring everyone a lot of joy. When you leave the fucking room. I hope you choke on the shit you talk. I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. He already ruined your mascara. Don't let him ruin your life. My middle finger salutes you! Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people don't care. I'd slap you, but that would be animal abuse I'm not rude... I'm honest. I love to shop, But I'm not buying any of your bullshit! Don't keep calm, Slap that bitch hard If I throw a stick will you go away? Stress is caused by giving a fuck I don't have a short temper, Just a quick reaction to bullshit. I have no time for stupid people, But they have time for me. What sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.... You hate me? Aren't you cute?
Book Synopsis Shit Happens! Turn it Into Power - Anxiety Coloring Book by : Rns Coloring Studio
Download or read book Shit Happens! Turn it Into Power - Anxiety Coloring Book written by Rns Coloring Studio and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2020-03-09 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Feeling Anxious and Depressed? Why not sit down and loosen up with this Anxiety Coloring Book for grown-ups? Containing 14 paisley and henna shading pages intended to help release tension and stress. The structures inside this shading book for adults run in unpredictability, from basic plans for tenderfoots to progressively complex nitty-gritty plans for more experience shading book fans. The shading pages inside this book are printed single-sided to forestall seep through from marker pens and felt tips. Furthermore, they are additionally reasonable for an assortment of different mediums, for example, gel pens, shading pencils, and colored pencils. The pages can likewise be evacuated for hanging or surrounding purposes. Coloring Book Features: 8.5"x11" Softcover Coloring Book. 14 single-solid coloring page to color. White pages to make your own background color. Very helpful for Stress & Anxiety Relief. Affirmation quotes to be motivated. Perfect size to easily fit in your purse or backpack. Quality Controlled by Amazon. No Repeated Design. More information: color therapy and anti-stress coloring book Grow ups Anxiety Coloring Book for cope it nurses stress and anxiety coloring book banker stress release coloring book professionals anxiety release coloring Book art therapy an anti-stress coloring book anxiety coloring books for adults anxiety coloring book for teens Breathe and Release Anxiety Girls Coloring Book
Book Synopsis Shut Up Asshole. Color and Release Your Stress by : Rob Still
Download or read book Shut Up Asshole. Color and Release Your Stress written by Rob Still and published by . This book was released on 2016-11-15 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LIMITED TIME DISCOUNT! Available for only $3.97! (Regularly priced $ 13.99 ) NEW 40 Swear Words, Obnoxious Words and Insults! (+ 8) Bonus - Sweary designs on BLACK PAPER ! Are you encountering stress? Tired of your usual routine? Feeling irritated at work? Want to release your stress and anxiety, not offending anybody with words better not said out loud? Would you like to astonish your friend with an imaginative and unique gift? This Best Selling Coloring Book with Sweary Beautiful Designs will help you to achieve this! Color and Release Your Stress. Each Swear word has beautiful design with beautiful patterns, swirls, mandalas, flowers and leaves. The book is designed for adults and contains hilarious swear words. *WARNING: NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. Relaxing Coloring Books for Adults : Contains hilarious swear words. Beautiful & Unique Stress Relief Designs To Color. Each Coloring Page is designed for Fun and Relaxation. Each Coloring Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through. 40 Beautiful Sweary Designs : Sized to frame at 8.5" x 11" Original and hand drawn illustrations Single-Sided Pages Words you'll find inside the book: : Shut up Asshole Shove it up Your Ass Calm Your Balls Get the hell out! You're such a dick I Don't Give A Damn Shut the fuck up! Calm the Fuck down Don't be Such a Bitch I Don't Give a Damn You're a Little Bitch Damn you to Hell Shut Your Damn Mouth You're a Damn Fool I Don't Give a Shit You're a Piece of Shit Fuck That Bitch This Is Some Fuck Shit Fucking adulting Kiss my fat Ass and others Sit back, relax, plan your day, Happy Coloring!
Book Synopsis Mandala Coloring Pages ~ You're the Best Social Worker Keep That Shit Up! by : Jason Publishing
Download or read book Mandala Coloring Pages ~ You're the Best Social Worker Keep That Shit Up! written by Jason Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-07 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why You Will Love this Book Relaxing Coloring Pages. Every page you color will pull you into a relaxing world where your responsibilities will seem to fade away... Beautiful Illustrations. We've included 50 unique images for you to express your creativity and make masterpieces. Which colors will you choose for this book? Single-sided Pages. Every image is placed on its own black-backed page to reduce the bleed-through problem found in other coloring books. Great for All Skill Levels. You can color every page however you want and there is no wrong way to color (even if you are a beginner).
Book Synopsis Adult Coloring Book: Piece of Shit by : Randy Johnson
Download or read book Adult Coloring Book: Piece of Shit written by Randy Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2017-05-29 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Be honest, You know someone who's a piece of ... . "Unique gift, lots of fun!" ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ The colorists have spoken! (Thank you happy customers!!) poop. Every does! Work? Neighbors? Pets? Kids? They all love to stress you out! With 50 relaxing mandala designs, we've got every curse, swear, cuss or putdown you can imagine, ready to fucking color! Express how you really feel about your boss, bad grades, your neighbor or the DMV. Color your way to less stress! Color to your fucking hearts content! You deserve a coloring break! You will LOVE this Adult Coloring Book. Why? You'll receive: 🖼 Beautiful Designs: 50 Beautiful and Unique Designs to Color! 🎨 Plenty of Options: Dozens of coloring pages designed for adults 💆♀️ Easy Relaxation: Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire 👩🎨 Perfect for Anyone: The variety of pages ensure something for every skill level 🖍 You Choose: Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons) 👍🏼 Single-sided Pages: Each coloring page is on a separate sheet 🎁 A Great Gift: Makes a perfect gag gift for Christmas Holidays, Birthday and Mothers day. (Remember to pickup some colored pencils!) Buy Now & Get the relaxation you deserve! 🧘♀️ Not reasonable for any laughing, smiles, total zen, or beautifully framed pictures. 😉
Book Synopsis Swear Word 3 by : Adult Coloring Book
Download or read book Swear Word 3 written by Adult Coloring Book and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-04-18 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Join the craze that has swept over the world, taking it by storm: coloring books for grown ups! This swear word adult coloring book is the perfect way to calm down, relieve stress, and relax. It requires a sense of humor and one who isn't offended by swear words. Color in the swear words you think of daily, but can't say to your dumbass boss, bitch neighbor, asswipe ex... you name it. This adult coloring book comes with: 30 beautifully designed illustrations, each featuring a separate swear word and can be colored with pencil, pen, or marker. illustrations for every skill level illustrations with distinct patterns, mandalas, or zentangle designs a tear out page to stick between the images to help prevent bleed through What's Inside: shit pie goddammit shit faced piss off bollucks what the hell frack burger bitchass crapfest dipshit another shitty day b-ASS-tard sticky crap bandit piper shit taki shit happens queen bitch ass wad shit monkeys I don't fucking care oh, cry me a fucking river you need some mouthwash after spewing that bullshit what a crapshoot bitchfest sanctimonious asshole what a damn shame whine ass mega bitch something tells me we're fucked it looks like crap, tastes like crap, and comes out as crap damn the torpedoes full speed ahead
Book Synopsis Cheer the F*ck Up by : Caitlin Peterson
Download or read book Cheer the F*ck Up written by Caitlin Peterson and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2017-02-28 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color your way to a brighter f*cking day! When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade (because that sh*t is delicious), or you can color your way through the pages of Cheer the F*ck Up. Whether you need a reminder that you’re the queen of f*cking everything, that your spirit animal is a majestic unicorn, or that you’re a boss-ass betch, you can flip through more than 60 hand-drawn, mouthy illustrations that are as sassy and divine as you are. Thanks to tear-away pages, go ahead and share your colorful works of happiness with friends, family, or unassuming strangers. With Cheer the F*ck Up, you can channel your disillusionment and penchant for profanity into creative works of gleefully sarcastic art. Grab your sparkly gel pens and make each of these hilarious designs glittery as f*ck.
Book Synopsis Adult Coloring Books Eliminate Shit Strom Away by : Merrily A
Download or read book Adult Coloring Books Eliminate Shit Strom Away written by Merrily A and published by . This book was released on 2016-08-08 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let's face it; you're going to have a shitty day. Whether it's coming from someone or something, stress gets the best of all of us. Why should you have to keep it in and wait for it to pass? Color what you want to say with our adult coloring book! With numerous designs and naughty phrases to choose from our book, you'll find the best damn phrase that fits the kind of day you're having. Express how you feel about the neighbor's dog, bad grades and more. Color the stress out with bold designs that will relax the rage that's inside you. Everyone enjoys to color, now you get to color what's on your fucking mind! This is the best gift for anyone who are facing the shit storm and want to kick it away. 30 Creative and Fun Swear Words to Color Beautiful Abstract Designs with Intricate Details Print one side of paper. Enjoy in every level beginner to advance. TAGS: black coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford,adult coloring books black background,adult coloring books black paper
Book Synopsis Mandala Coloring Pages ~ You're the Best Lawyer Keep That Shit Up! by : Jason Publishing
Download or read book Mandala Coloring Pages ~ You're the Best Lawyer Keep That Shit Up! written by Jason Publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-08 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why You Will Love this Book Relaxing Coloring Pages. Every page you color will pull you into a relaxing world where your responsibilities will seem to fade away... Beautiful Illustrations. We've included 50 unique images for you to express your creativity and make masterpieces. Which colors will you choose for this book? Single-sided Pages. Every image is placed on its own black-backed page to reduce the bleed-through problem found in other coloring books. Great for All Skill Levels. You can color every page however you want and there is no wrong way to color (even if you are a beginner).
Book Synopsis Calm the Fuck Down. Swear Word Coloring Book by : Rob Still
Download or read book Calm the Fuck Down. Swear Word Coloring Book written by Rob Still and published by . This book was released on 2017-08-09 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: LIMITED TIME DISCOUNT! (Regularly priced $ 9.99 ) NEW 40 Swear Words, Obnoxious Words and Insults! Color Your Stress Away. Want to release your stress and anxiety, not offending anybody with words better not said out loud? Would you like to astonish your friend with an imaginative and unique gift? This Best Selling Coloring Book with Sweary Beautiful Designs will help you to achieve this! Each Swear word has beautiful design with beautiful patterns, swirls, mandalas, flowers and leaves. The book is designed for adults and contains hilarious swear words. *WARNING: NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. Relaxing Coloring Books for Adults : Contains hilarious swear words. Beautiful & Unique Stress Relief Designs To Color. Each Coloring Page is designed for Fun and Relaxation. Each Coloring Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through. 40 Beautiful Sweary Designs : Sized to frame at 8.5" x 11" Original and hand drawn illustrations Single-Sided Pages Words you'll find inside the book: : Shut up Asshole Get the hell out! Shut the fuck up! Calm the Fuck Down Don't be Such a Bitch Shove it up Your Ass Calm Your Balls You're a Piece of Shit Fuck That Bitch You're a Little Bitch Damn you to Hell I Don't Give a Shit and others Sit back, relax, plan your day, Happy Coloring!
Download or read book Choose Joy written by Ink & Willow and published by Ink & Willow. This book was released on 2020-09-22 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Relax and enjoy a creative approach to gratitude with this beautiful coloring book for adults filled with breathtaking illustrations and inspirational quotes from writers, hymns, and Scripture. In today's hectic, stress-filled world, taking stock of our blessings and truly experiencing gratefulness isn't always easy, but this coloring book offers a beautiful and unique way to find moments of peace and quiet to meditate on gratitude. Each beautifully illustrated page features an original design from one of seven talented artists that illustrates a corresponding quote. Features include: Large format 9.75" x 9.75" (25x25cm) pages 45 single-sided coloring pages High quality, bright white paper stock--heavy enough to use pencils, pens, or markers Quotes from the Bible, hymns, and variety of inspirational writers, such as Charles Stanley, Henry Ward Beecher, Maya Angelou, Louisa May Alcott, Martin Luther King Jr., Shauna Niequist, Bob Goff, G.K. Chesterton, Mr. Rogers, and more A link to the "Gratefulness" playlist to help set the mood for worship, contemplation, creative expression, and a spirit of gratitude Illustrations by Holly Camp, Jennifer Tucker, Ann-Margret Hovsepian, Katie Howe, Laura Marshall, Bridget Hurley, and Radha Carlson--all artists previously featured in the bestselling Whatever Is Lovely and Everything Beautiful This coloring book will take you on a journey towards deeper gratitude. Whether you are embarking on this journey by yourself or in a group, pick up your favorite art supplies and color your way to a new understanding of what it means to be truly grateful.
Book Synopsis I Don't Give a Shit: Swear and Relax by : Randy Johnson
Download or read book I Don't Give a Shit: Swear and Relax written by Randy Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2017-06-12 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Be honest, Some People Suck! Work? Neighbors? Pets? Kids? They all love to stress you out. Don't bottle it up, color what you want to say! With 50 mandala designs, we've got any curse, swear, or putdown you can imagine, ready to fucking color! Express how you really feel about your boss, bad grades, your neighbor or the DMV. Color your way to less stress! Color to your fucking hearts content! 50 Unique Designs to Color! Dozens of coloring pages designed for adults Each coloring page is designed to help relax and inspire The variety of pages ensure something for every skill level Use your choice of coloring tool (pens, pencils, markers, crayons) Each coloring page is on a separate sheet TAGS: black coloring book, mandala coloring book, adult coloring book, swear words coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford,adult coloring books black background,adult coloring books black paper, animal coloring books, animals, funny