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Publisher : Achieve2day
ISBN 13 : 9781909986695
Total Pages : 196 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (866 download)
Download or read book Jokes Old and New written by and published by Achieve2day. This book was released on 2020-12-03 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Lots of fun, clean jokes suitable for teens and adults. This version of the book is written in UK / Australian English.
Author : William Novak
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501150790
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)
Download or read book Die Laughing written by William Novak and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-10-25 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the co-creator of the celebrated Big Book of Jewish Humor comes a laugh-out-loud collection of jokes about growing older that makes fun of memory loss, marriages, medicine, sex, the afterlife, and much more, making this the perfect gift for almost anyone who was born before you were. Growing older can be unsettling and surprising. (How on earth did this happen? Where did the years go?) So what better way to deal with this new stage of life than to laugh about your new reality? Die Laughing includes more than enough jokes (not to mention cartoons!) to let that laughter burst out. Whether it’s dealing with doctors, dating in one’s seventies, or unexpected bodily changes (not to mention funny noises), some things are easier to face with a smile of recognition. That’s why Die Laughing is the perfect gift for your parents, anyone celebrating a significant birthday, or any boomer with a sense of humor whose age begins with a six or higher.
Author : Bob Phillips
Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 0736934952
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (369 download)
Download or read book Jolly Jokes for Older Folks written by Bob Phillips and published by Harvest House Publishers. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bestselling author Bob Phillips has compiled yet another great collection of quirky quips and zany zingers that will charm and delight the young-at-heart and everyone who appreciates a little laughter in their lives. Stories of wacky waiters, loony lawyers, and daffy doctors will entertain readers while providing conversation starters for coffee or other get-togethers. An exasperated salesman abandoned his car in a no-parking zone and left this note: "I've circled this block 20 times. I have an appointment and must keep it or lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses." Upon returning, he found this note: "I've circled this block 20 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation." Patient: Doctor, doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember a thing. Doctor: How long have you had this problem? Patient: What problem? Alphabetized so readers can find just the right joke to suit their fancy, Jolly Jokes for Older Folks provides lighthearted moments for everyone who's been around long enough to laugh at themselves and others.
Author : Dan Crompton
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1402261233
Total Pages : 162 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (22 download)
Download or read book World’s Oldest Joke Book written by Dan Crompton and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2011-11 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Originally published as 'A funny thing happened on the way to the Forum' by Michael O'Mara Books Limited in London, 2010"--T.p. verso.
Author : Mat Waugh
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781999914738
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (147 download)
Download or read book Awesome Jokes That Every 7 Year Old Should Know! written by Mat Waugh and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-18 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bumper collection of funny jokes and tongue twisters for 7 year olds. Easy-to-read with lots of pictures, this is the perfect gift to share or for independent readers. Ideal for budding comedians!
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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 93 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (21 download)
Download or read book New Jokes by Old Jokers written by and published by . This book was released on 1901 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Mat Waugh
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781999914721
Total Pages : 70 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (147 download)
Download or read book Awesome Jokes That Every 6 Year Old Should Know! written by Mat Waugh and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-30 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An easy-to-read collection of funny jokes for 6 year olds. Big type and lots of pictures make this a book to share, or for early readers and budding comedians.
Author : Chantelle Grace
Publisher : BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC
ISBN 13 : 1424562910
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (245 download)
Download or read book Best Old Folks Jokes Ever written by Chantelle Grace and published by BroadStreet Publishing Group LLC. This book was released on 2021-07-06 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I woke up this morning and forgot which direction the sun rises from... then it dawned on me. I heard a funny joke about a boomerang earlier. I’m sure it will come back to me. Aging gets old after a while. Pun intended. Gone are the days when you can remember why you went into the kitchen, what medications you are taking for what, and whether you hurt your neck doing something amazing or you just slept funny (and it’s not really funny because, quite honestly, you don’t know if your neck will ever work properly again). When you need to find humor in the not-so marvelous life changes, pick up Best Old Folks Jokes Ever and chuckle along with everyone else who is growing older. That’s literally everyone. A little laughter can go a long way in accepting the inevitable with gratitude and grace.
Author : Hugh Morrison
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781516822591
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (225 download)
Download or read book The Old Fashioned Joke Book 2 written by Hugh Morrison and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2015-08-09 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Is that a popular song he's singing?' 'It was before he sang it!' Do you remember the days of quick-fire radio and TV comedians, music hall gags and club 'turns'? Do you miss those little magazines packed with jokes that got passed around at school or work until they were dog-eared? Then this book is for you. If you enjoyed 'The Old Fashioned Joke Book' you'll love this new collection of old-style stand-up jokes and funny stories.
Author : Don Shaw
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781689598507
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (985 download)
Download or read book 101 New Silly Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids written by Don Shaw and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-08-30 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for the Perfect Gift Idea for a Little Boy or a Girl? Need a Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes Book with Tons of Fun for the Whole Family Inside? Then Keep Reading ... Kids love knock-knock jokes! This silly and funny game has been popular for many decades. The old joke books are often great. But new jokes are always better than the old ones! This treasure hunt of unique knock-knock jokes for kids is a wonderful choice for children of the age from 5 to 11. Why? Because it includes wacky and goofy knock-knocks that surely give them the giggles. This gold mine of funny jokes for kids is suitable for preschoolers, elementary school and middle school students and even for their elder siblings who will love this read as well. In this unique joke book, your daughters and sons will discover: 101 good clean jokes for kids of all ages 11 helpful tips for the little jokers Unlimited opportunities to invent new similar jokes (kids love doing it) Jokes on the topics which kids love most of all - friends, school, family, holidays, animals, monsters, and dinosaurs Jokes fostering children's desire to learn about new things and so much more ... This joke book is exceptional because it has a perfect balance of entertaining and educative content. Plus, all knock-knocks are appropriate for all ages and cultures. Large fonts make it easy to digest even for beginning readers. If it's exactly what you've been looking for, you'll be delighted to present this special book to your little jokesters! Children will love to get it as a gift for any holiday, including Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, April Fools' Day, birthday, and so on. Kids will gladly read it at the backseat during the long car trip, at the airport, in the waiting room, or the hospital. They will share these jokes with their sisters, brothers, cousins, grandmas, grandpas, aunts, uncles, and friends while improving their public speaking and other social skills! Thus, if you want to surprise a boy or a girl with a super funny gift, wait no more! Scroll up and click the "Add to Cart" button!
Author : Garrison Keillor
Publisher : Highbridge Company
ISBN 13 : 9781565113688
Total Pages : 180 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (136 download)
Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Highbridge Company. This book was released on 2000 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compilation of all the jokes from the past four "Prairie Home Joke Shows, " this mini-volume lets humor buffs return again and again to all the parodies, puns, jokes, and humorous insights that have made the show so popular.
Author : Mat Waugh
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781999914752
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (147 download)
Download or read book Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know! written by Mat Waugh and published by . This book was released on 2018-05-07 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bumper collection of funny jokes for 9 year olds. Easy-to-read with illustrations throughout, it's the perfect book for budding young comedians.
Author : Garrison Keillor
Publisher : Blackstone Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (7 download)
Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1626866139
Total Pages : 90 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (268 download)
Download or read book The Funniest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-01 with total page 90 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Author : Mat Waugh
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781999914745
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (147 download)
Download or read book Awesome Jokes That Every 8 Year Old Should Know! written by Mat Waugh and published by . This book was released on 2018-03-25 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bumper collection of funny jokes for 8 year olds. Illustrated throughout and easy-to-read, it's the perfect gift for reluctant readers and budding young comedians.
Author : Mark Harris
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1435720040
Total Pages : 146 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (357 download)
Download or read book Mark's Little Joke Book written by Mark Harris and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2007-11-06 with total page 146 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is a collection of Popular American Humor. Mark Harris likes to tell jokes and stories. He is part of the large Harris Family that thrives on story-telling. This collection of about four hundred jokes and stories are the best that Mark has heard. Many of the stories are very old and have been told and retold through the years. They have been changed or modified to fit current times or the needs of a particular story-teller. Some of the jokes are of fairly recent origin, but in most cases, a story or joke--whether old or new--cannot be attributed to its' creator. None of the stories originated with Mr. Harris: he is first a story collector and then a story-teller. At any reunion or gathering of the Harris Family, stories are told by those of the current generation. This art is now a family tradition, started generations ago. Perhaps the story that can best be told is that story-telling in the Harris Family will continue long into the future.
Author : Jerry Seinfeld
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1982112743
Total Pages : 480 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (821 download)
Download or read book Is This Anything? written by Jerry Seinfeld and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-10-06 with total page 480 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The first book in twenty-five years from “one of our great comic minds” (The Washington Post) features Seinfeld’s best work across five decades in comedy. Since his first performance at the legendary New York nightclub “Catch a Rising Star” as a twenty-one-year-old college student in fall of 1975, Jerry Seinfeld has written his own material and saved everything. “Whenever I came up with a funny bit, whether it happened on a stage, in a conversation, or working it out on my preferred canvas, the big yellow legal pad, I kept it in one of those old school accordion folders,” Seinfeld writes. “So I have everything I thought was worth saving from forty-five years of hacking away at this for all I was worth.” For this book, Jerry Seinfeld has selected his favorite material, organized decade by decade. In this “trove of laugh-out-loud one-liners” (Associated Press), you will witness the evolution of one of the great comedians of our time and gain new insights into the thrilling but unforgiving art of writing stand-up comedy.
