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Download or read book Joke Book for Men written by Juicy Quotes and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-17 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This joke book for men has over 300 funny jokes that any man, dad or husband will absolutly love and laugh out loud at. This men jokes book will bring hours of entertainemnt for guys nights outs and other get togethers. Perfect present for fathers day and birthdays. There are both clean and dirty jokes among the many joke categories in this book, so you will find the right jokes for every humor. This joke book is now available in the USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Germany and many other countries. Start enjoying lots of laughs today!
Download or read book Stupid Men Jokes written by Nancy Gray and published by Villard Books. This book was released on 1992 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Jokes to Offend Men by : Allison Kelley
Download or read book Jokes to Offend Men written by Allison Kelley and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2022-10-25 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A man walks into a bar. It’s a low one, so he gets a promotion within his first six months on the job. Four comedy writers transform classic joke setups into sharp commentary about the everyday and structural sexism that pervades all facets of life. Jokes to Offend Men arms readers with humorous quips to shut down workplace underminers, condescending uncles, and dismissive doctors, or to share with their exhausted friends at the end of a long day. A cutting, cathartic spin on the old-fashioned joke book, Jokes to Offend Men is a refreshing reclamation of a tired form for anyone who's ever been told to "lighten up, it's just a joke!"
Book Synopsis Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know by : Doogie Horner
Download or read book Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know written by Doogie Horner and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2010-01-01 with total page 147 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate collection of racy, ribald, and downright hilarious humor that makes a great gift! This pocket-sized compendium of the crude and coarse contains all the jokes a man needs to crack wise. From the suggestive to the salacious, this book compiles the greatest dirty jokes of all time, including: • The One about the Factory Worker Who Made Love with a Pickle Slicer • The One about the Flea, the Flight Attendant, and the Airplane Restroom • The One about Father O’Mally’s Sunday Night Bath • The One about the Cowboy and the Lesbian
Download or read book Jokes for Guys written by Roger Johnson and published by . This book was released on 2013-01-31 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's hardly a newsflash that men and women don't necessarily find the same things funny. Each gender has evolved a unique brand of humour. However, most men know better than to share guy humour with women. No one really needs another reason to spend the night in the doghouse! Jokes for Guys is designed and intended solely for the male of the species, a safe harbor where men are encouraged to laugh loud and proud about... well, manly things...and not to fear when snorting noisily in their beer and spewing suds. You'll find many a new joke in this macho collection, fit for the fairway, the stag party, the locker room, the barbershop or the barracks with humour as old as the cave or as fresh as tomorrow on: sex, marriage and the lack of sex, outhouses, cars, bars, baseball, blondes, bodily functions, golf, geezers, engineers, lawyers, preachers, politicians and pratfalls. Q: How many men does it take to open a beer? A: None! It should be opened when she gives it to you. Young lady comes home from a date, rather sad. She tells her mother, "Anthony proposed to me an hour ago." "Then why are you so sad?" her mother asks. "Because he also told me he's an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a Hell." Her mother replies, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is!" A recent poll disclosed the fact that ninety percent of all men masturbate in the shower, while the other ten percent sing. Do you know what they sing? You don't know, do you? I didn't think so... Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? A: Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Book Synopsis Jokes Every Man Should Know by : Don Steinberg
Download or read book Jokes Every Man Should Know written by Don Steinberg and published by Quirk Books. This book was released on 2010-03-01 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This pocket-sized gift book is packed with hilarious jokes every guy needs in his repertoire. This little black book has everything aspiring cut-ups, comedians, and reformed class clowns need to win at comedy. Covering everything from roasts and toasts to historical footnotes to alternate versions of beloved old chestnuts, this indispensable reference is great for any occasion. Plus tips on telling jokes and much, much more: • Nine Jokes about Heaven and Hell • Eight Jokes Just for Kids • Nineteen Jokes Definitely Not for Kids • Six Jokes about Lightbulbs • Seven Jokes about Bars • The World’s Only Funny Knock-Knock Joke
Book Synopsis Son of Stupid Men Jokes by : Jasmine Birtles
Download or read book Son of Stupid Men Jokes written by Jasmine Birtles and published by . This book was released on 1994 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Funny Jokes for End Men by : Arthur LeRoy Kaser
Download or read book Funny Jokes for End Men written by Arthur LeRoy Kaser and published by . This book was released on 1927 with total page 73 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis How to Tell a Joke by : Marcus Tullius Cicero
Download or read book How to Tell a Joke written by Marcus Tullius Cicero and published by Princeton University Press. This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 326 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Timeless advice about how to use humor to win over any audience Can jokes win a hostile room, a hopeless argument, or even an election? You bet they can, according to Cicero, and he knew what he was talking about. One of Rome’s greatest politicians, speakers, and lawyers, Cicero was also reputedly one of antiquity’s funniest people. After he was elected commander-in-chief and head of state, his enemies even started calling him “the stand-up Consul.” How to Tell a Joke provides a lively new translation of Cicero’s essential writing on humor alongside that of the later Roman orator and educator Quintilian. The result is a timeless practical guide to how a well-timed joke can win over any audience. As powerful as jokes can be, they are also hugely risky. The line between a witty joke and an offensive one isn’t always clear. Cross it and you’ll look like a clown, or worse. Here, Cicero and Quintilian explore every aspect of telling jokes—while avoiding costly mistakes. Presenting the sections on humor in Cicero’s On the Ideal Orator and Quintilian’s The Education of the Orator, complete with an enlightening introduction and the original Latin on facing pages, How to Tell a Joke examines the risks and rewards of humor and analyzes basic types that readers can use to write their own jokes. Filled with insight, wit, and examples, including more than a few lawyer jokes, How to Tell a Joke will appeal to anyone interested in humor or the art of public speaking.
Book Synopsis 99 Old White Men Jokes by : Wycliffe Horse
Download or read book 99 Old White Men Jokes written by Wycliffe Horse and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-06-18 with total page 70 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: YOU CAN'T TELL JOKES ABOUT THEM ANY MORE! Used to be you could pick any group of people other than your own and tell crude cruel jokes about them. Now that behavior is not proper. All those groups, you know who they are, are off limits - except, wait, there is one group left: old white men. So put on your metaphorical seat belt and get ready to hear some of those old jokes with a new twist. Just for fun, try to guess the group that was originally the butt of the joke before it was converted, here, to an acceptable Old White Men form. You will never guess.
Book Synopsis Pretty Good Joke Book by : Garrison Keillor
Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Download or read book Speaking My Mind written by Ronald Reagan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2004-08 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The most important speeches of America's "Great Communicator": Here, in his own words, is the record of Ronald Reagan's remarkable political career and historic eight-year presidency.
Download or read book Dad Jokes written by Jimmy Niro and published by World's Best Dad Jokes Collection. This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes
Book Synopsis Bad Dad Jokes by : Willow Creek Press
Download or read book Bad Dad Jokes written by Willow Creek Press and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The dad joke is a delicate thing. Part knowing humor, part lack of humor, it's only requirement is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response: "Daaaaaaaaad." Bad Dad Jokes is the biggest, baddest collection of "so bad they're actually good" jokes that are guaranteed to deliver a daily dose of groans and giggles. Bad Dad Jokes is a one of a kind collection of extraordinary humor in one book. By giving this collection as a gift you will bring humor and lasting memories to events for years to come.
Book Synopsis Gay Jokes Are Not Funny Cum On Guys by : Snarky Guy Journals
Download or read book Gay Jokes Are Not Funny Cum On Guys written by Snarky Guy Journals and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-03 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Gay Jokes Are Not Funny Cum On Guys notebook journal with 100 f*cking lined pages, ready for you to fill with your own rubbish and shitty ideas. Or send it as a hilarious gift to some asshole with a sense of humor. It's better then sending a lousy card! Get a little creative every now and then, with or without curse words. This notebook is a convenient and perfect size to carry anywhere for writing, journaling, doodling and note taking. Use it to keep track of your targets, goals, aspirations, plans and dreams! Features Unique design with a funny title Can be used as a diary, journal and notebook 100 ruled pages of lined paper High-quality paper Professionally designed thick cover Perfect for gel, pen, ink, marker or pencils 6" x 9" dimensions; portable for school, home, work or travelling Gay Jokes Are Not Funny Cum On Guys is the perfect book gift idea for birthdays, anniversaries, holidays or any special occasion. This beautiful and inspirational journal notebook makes an empowering and a grateful gift for yourself or anyone special.
Book Synopsis The Ultimate Dad Joke Book by : Hugh Murmie
Download or read book The Ultimate Dad Joke Book written by Hugh Murmie and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!
Book Synopsis Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys by : Dave Barry
Download or read book Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys written by Dave Barry and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2010-07-28 with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Dave Barry is one funny human." --San Francisco Examiner For thousands of years, women have asked themselves: What is the deal with guys, anyway? What are they thinking? The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. Deep down inside, guys are extremely shallow. But that has not stopped Dave Barry from writing an entire book about them. If you're a guy--or if you're attempting to share a remote control with one--you need this book, because it deals frankly and semi-thoroughly with such important guy issues as: Scratching The role of guys in world history, including the heretofore-unknown relationship between the discovery of North America and golf Why the average guy can remember who won the 1960 World Series, but not necessarily the names of all his children The Noogie Gene Why guys cannot simultaneously think and look at breasts Secret guy orgasm-delaying techniques, including the Margaret Thatcher Method Why guys prefer to believe that there is no such thing as a prostate And much, much more "Whether you're a guy--or attempting to share a bathroom with one--Barry has some wacky words of wisdom for you." --USA Today
