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Book Synopsis Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective by : Garrett Cook
Download or read book Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective written by Garrett Cook and published by . This book was released on 2011-05 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In a city ridden with prostitute furries, cannibal cops and warehouse-sized mob bosses, I've got my work cut out for me. My name is Jimmy Plush. I'm a private detective. I'm also a teddy bear. It all started when the original Jimmy Plush entered my life, offering to take my gambling debts away if I agreed to switch bodies with him. But I didn't know that being a three-foot-high plush toy would be such a living hell, especially now that everyone in town wants a piece of me. All I've gotten out of this deal is a faithful Chinese chauffeur, a custom teddybear .45, and a girlfriend who won't take off the fox suit she turns tricks in. Now I've got to keep this town clean and try to track down the real Jimmy Plush without losing my stuffing for good. Only one thing is for sure: Life is hard when you're soft. Jimmy Plush, Teddy Bear Detective is a high octane pulp satire. In the tradition of Sam Spade, The Shadow, Dick Tracy, Hellboy and Howard the Duck comes a new kind of hero, a hero that reminds us that the measure of a man is in his guts and his gun.
Download or read book The Crafty Teddy written by John J. Lamb and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-11-06 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Retired San Francisco cop Brad Lyon is settling into a quieter life with his wife Ashleigh in Virginia’s mountain country, where they collect and create teddy bears. But even here, stuff happens. The peace of the Shenandoah Valley is shattered when an intruder breaks into the Lyon home and makes off with their antique Farnell Alpha teddy bear—one of the most celebrated stuffed animals in history, and also Brad’s gift to Ash on their twentieth wedding anniversary. Afterward, life seems to be getting back to normal—until a trio of Japanese gangsters inexplicably shows up in town, and then the local museum director is found dead. Even though it all seems a bit fur-fetched, Brad knows he’s got a 187 on his hands—that’s California penal code for murder.
Book Synopsis The False-Hearted Teddy by : John J. Lamb
Download or read book The False-Hearted Teddy written by John J. Lamb and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-06-05 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Former homicide detective Brad Lyon has happily settled into retirement with his wife, Ashleigh, and their new business: crafting artisan teddy bears. They even take their ‘Lyon’s Tigers and Bears’ on the road to Baltimore, site of a big-time bear show. But ex-cop Brad senses something sinister when he witnesses a domestic dispute between the couple behind the hugely popular line of ‘Cheery Cherub Bears.’ And a second scuffle soon has the bear aficionados talking: Another designer has accused the award-winning couple of stealing ideas for their furry angel bears. The tension is enough to give one of the designers an asthma attack, but after using her inhaler, she clutches at her throat—and dies. Baltimore brass deems it a death by natural causes. But Brad and Ash’s suspicions have already taken wing...
Book Synopsis The Case of the Twin Teddy Bears by : Carolyn Keene
Download or read book The Case of the Twin Teddy Bears written by Carolyn Keene and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1993-12 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The owner of a toy and teddy bear shop where Bess is working during the Christmas rush is robbed of his prized collection of antique bears.
Book Synopsis Jimmy and the Teddy Bear by : Djanee
Download or read book Jimmy and the Teddy Bear written by Djanee and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-16 with total page 30 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ever had a special friend who warms your heart? Or, maybe someone special you want to do everything with? Jimmy and the Teddy Bear is a heart-warming story about the special Christmas gifts we receive from those we love and a reminder of just how special we all are. The endearing character and beautiful illustrations provide wonderful quality time for the whole family. This loving, imaginative story is a joy to read to children and a thrill to give to people we know and love for Christmas, baby showers, birthdays, and numerous other special occasions.
Book Synopsis The Mournful Teddy by : John J. Lamb
Download or read book The Mournful Teddy written by John J. Lamb and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-08-01 with total page 308 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Retired San Francisco cop Brad Lyon is settling into a quieter life with his wife Ashleigh in Virginia’s mountain country, where they collect and create teddy bears. But even here, stuff happens... The day is here—and Brad Lyon is helping his wife put the finishing touches on her best bears, just in time for the Shenandoah Valley Teddy Bear Extravaganza. The event will draw fur-ball fanatics from near and far—to buy, sell, or simply ogle the bears. But the main event will be the showing of the Mourning Bear, made to commemorate the sinking of the Titanic—and worth a hefty $150,000. Then a local also meets a watery grave—and Brad Lyon spots the body floating in the Shenandoah. Old habits die hard, so Brad starts investigating like a homicide cop and finds that the deceased might have had a connection to the Mourning Bear. But the local law would prefer that Brad keep his mouth sewn shut...
Book Synopsis Jimmy and His Teddy Bear. Children's Stories by : D. R. KERR (Writer for Children.)
Download or read book Jimmy and His Teddy Bear. Children's Stories written by D. R. KERR (Writer for Children.) and published by . This book was released on 1962 with total page 51 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Stuffed Bear Mystery (The Boxcar Children Mysteries #90) by : Gertrude Chandler Warner
Download or read book The Stuffed Bear Mystery (The Boxcar Children Mysteries #90) written by Gertrude Chandler Warner and published by Albert Whitman & Co. This book was released on 2002-01-01 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While attending a teddy bear festival, the Alden children try to recover a valuable teddy bear that has disappeared from the toy hospital.
Book Synopsis The Overwhelming Urge by : Andersen Prunty
Download or read book The Overwhelming Urge written by Andersen Prunty and published by . This book was released on 2008-02-01 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It is a world where men wake up with laser beams for eyes and wives play sadistic practical jokes. It is a world where body parts randomly fall off and fathers turn into antelopes. In this world, vampires and spontaneous combustions are a constant threat. THE OVERWHELMING URGE is a collection of bizarro flash fiction, containing ridiculous characters and absurd stories reminiscent of David Lynch and Franz Kafka. Written at knifepoint in a burning room, this book will make you think of a dirty comedian raving from Freud's couch.
Book Synopsis The Revolt of the Teddy Bears by : James Duffy
Download or read book The Revolt of the Teddy Bears written by James Duffy and published by Random House Value Publishing. This book was released on 1985 with total page 84 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Teddy bears are running amok in Paris and Chief Inspector May Gray, a poodle, is determined to find out why.
Book Synopsis The False-hearted Teddy by : John J. Lamb
Download or read book The False-hearted Teddy written by John J. Lamb and published by . This book was released on 2007 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Time Pimp written by Garrett Cook and published by . This book was released on 2013-10-01 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "One part Doctor Who, one part Hustler Magazine, and the most fun you'll have reading cosmic smut." - Jeff Burk, author of Shatnerquake "A wonderfully ridiculous book . . . delivers imagination balanced by genuinely caring and adept writing." - Kris Saknussemm, author of The Humble Assessment The Time Pimp has been saving the galaxy by getting history's most important figures laid. From Caligula to Teddy Roosevelt, the Time Pimp has rolled up to the scene in his interstellar purple Cadillac and got them some ass. But a new power threatens the future of the Time Pimp - The Morality Front, a prudish force hell-bent on imposing its values on the galaxy. With the aid of the Death Pimp they will stop at nothing to end Free Love across time and space. But the Time Pimp ain't taking no shit from these jive-ass turkeys!
Book Synopsis Stuffed Bear Mystery by : Gertrude Chandler Warner
Download or read book Stuffed Bear Mystery written by Gertrude Chandler Warner and published by Perfection Learning. This book was released on 2002-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When the Aldens visit friends in Vermont, they're in for a teddy treat--the annual Bear Jamboree that celebrates toy bears from all over the world. But when a rare bear disappears it's up to the children to track down the teddy thief. Illustrations.
Book Synopsis Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere by : Mykle Hansen
Download or read book Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere written by Mykle Hansen and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 232 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Rampaging Fuckers of Everything on the Crazy Shitting Planet of the Vomit Atmosphere is a collection of three short novels by a master of satire. Mykle Hansen's subversive tales capture the smugness of mainstream culture. He thrusts his characters into absurd and humorous situations that reveal the defects in the modern social fabric. With the wit of Christopher Moore, the inventiveness of Terry Gilliam and the rudeness of South Park, Hansen's surreal fiction is ridiculously fun to read. Three Bizarro Novels: MONSTER COCKS: A poignant tragedy of penis enlargement gone horribly wrong. JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF AGNES CUDDLEBOTTOM: A gripping history of the first Starbucks in the anus of an 80-year-old prostitute. CRAZY SHITTING PLANET: A touching parable of love, friendship, and feces.
Book Synopsis Party Wolves in My Skull by : Michael Allen Rose
Download or read book Party Wolves in My Skull written by Michael Allen Rose and published by . This book was released on 2011-11-01 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Norman Spooter awakens one morning to find that his eyeballs have fallen in love with each other. They proceed to tear themselves out of his head, steal his car keys, and take off for parts unknown... So he does what any of us would probably do in that situation... he goes back to bed, hoping it'll all resolve itself. Unfortunately, in the middle of the night, a pack of WOLVES moves in. The worst thing is, they're party wolves... BUT they gave him a security deposit, so he decides he's going out to get his eyeballs back. He joins forces on his epic quest with a woman named Zoe, who has a mysterious secret almost as crazy as Norman's Party Wolves. Besides, she needs him too... She's on the run from her psychopathic ex-boyfriend, who happens to be a dangerous sociopath, a classic car enthusiast and, worst of all, a fully grown walrus. The road trip/chase novel is flipped on its head with everyone chasing everyone... explosions, battles and madness are the drivers in this particular race, along with a few stops in such places as the Motel Sick and a cult town in North Dakota featuring some dangerous hooded guys who'll pretty much marry anything to anything. With violence and insanity nipping at his heels and a race against the clock to get his body parts back, this could turn out very badly for Norman Spooter.
Book Synopsis A God of Hungry Walls by : Garrett Cook
Download or read book A God of Hungry Walls written by Garrett Cook and published by Deadite Press. This book was released on 2015-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When you are within my walls, I am God. I have always been here and I will always be. I have complete dominion. I control what you see, what you feel, and how you think. I will bend reality to whatever I wish. I will show you your worst fears and make you indulge in your darkest desires. Your pain is my pleasure. Your tears are my ambrosia. Your despair is my joy. I will break you. I will ruin you. Once you enter me, there is no escape. I will own you, forever. From Wonderland Book Award winning author, Garrett Cook, comes a haunted house novel unlike any you've ever read. Told entirely from the perspective of the haunting, A GOD OF HUNGRY WALLS is a perverse, violent, and soul-crushing take on supernatural horror.
Book Synopsis Imperial Youth Review 3: The Giant-Sized Sex Issue by : Chris Kelso
Download or read book Imperial Youth Review 3: The Giant-Sized Sex Issue written by Chris Kelso and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016 with total page 249 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imperial Youth Review returns, tackling a very big issue with . . . a VERY big issue. Years in the making, this colossal, cubist perspective on sexuality features not only never-before-seen work by William Burroughs but contributions from Violet le Voit, Annie Sprinkle, Tom Bradley, Jeff Burk, Jennifer Robin, Collette Torres and multitudes more. From space bear sex to a loving reflection on BDSM life, from a portrait of polyamorous divorce to an analysis of midget porn, we have travelled through space and time and beyond the grave to bring you our Giant-sized Sex Issue-the beginning of a new era.
