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Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781849569125
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (691 download)
Download or read book It Snot Funny written by and published by . This book was released on 2012 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Nancy E. Krulik
Publisher : Grosset & Dunlap
ISBN 13 : 0448482827
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (484 download)
Download or read book 'Snot Funny #14 written by Nancy E. Krulik and published by Grosset & Dunlap. This book was released on 2015 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When George, his classmates, and their families go to a ski resort to compete in a charity event against two other schools, George is determined to win the snowboarding contest and meet snowboarding pro Dice Nievson until he gets sick and his best friend, Alex, must compete in his place.
Author : Nancy E. Krulik
Publisher : Grosset & Dunlap
ISBN 13 : 9781484448014
Total Pages : 121 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (48 download)
Download or read book 'Snot Funny! written by Nancy E. Krulik and published by Grosset & Dunlap. This book was released on 2015 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When George, his classmates, and their families go to a ski resort to compete in a charity event against two other schools, George is determined to win the snowboarding contest and meet snowboarding pro Dice Nievson until he gets sick and his best friend, Alex, must compete in his place.
Author : S. Knotz
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (161 download)
Download or read book It Snot What You Think (OK, Yeah, It Is) written by S. Knotz and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-20 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cool and gross! Composition Notebook with 110 Snot Covered Pages for the best Gag Gifts or Booger Enthusiast's collection! We all know someone who never outgrew their 5th Grade sense of humor. Whether that's you or someone you know, we have got just the thing to please. Whether a gag gift or for the true Booger Enthusiast, there is an abundance of boogers adorning the pages of our handy notebooks with plenty of room to add more of your own. There's also lots of room for drawing and writing about booger adventures. Hate doing homework? Make homework fun with one of our many choices of Booger Books today. Your teacher will be happy you're finally doing it willingly. Hate taking notes at meetings? Our Booger Books can make it more enjoyable since it's hard to not enjoy yourself when you're suppressing giggles and contemplating which one of the little snots look like your boss and co-workers. And at the end of the day, if you've managed to gross out just one person while enjoying our Booger Books, job well done! Visit our Amazon Author page to see all sizes and covers available.
Author : S. Knotz
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (161 download)
Download or read book It Snot What You Say, It's How You Spray It written by S. Knotz and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-20 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cool and gross! Composition Notebook with 110 Snot Covered Pages for the best Gag Gifts or Booger Enthusiast's collection! We all know someone who never outgrew their 5th Grade sense of humor. Whether that's you or someone you know, we have got just the thing to please. Whether a gag gift or for the true Booger Enthusiast, there is an abundance of boogers adorning the pages of our handy notebooks with plenty of room to add more of your own. There's also lots of room for drawing and writing about booger adventures. Hate doing homework? Make homework fun with one of our many choices of Booger Books today. Your teacher will be happy you're finally doing it willingly. Hate taking notes at meetings? Our Booger Books can make it more enjoyable since it's hard to not enjoy yourself when you're suppressing giggles and contemplating which one of the little snots look like your boss and co-workers. And at the end of the day, if you've managed to gross out just one person while enjoying our Booger Books, job well done! Visit our Amazon Author page to see all sizes and covers available.
Author : Jess Keating
Publisher : Knopf Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 1524764507
Total Pages : 49 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (247 download)
Download or read book Gross as a Snot Otter written by Jess Keating and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2019-10-29 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Animal Planet meets Captain Underpants in the ickiest, squickiest, most fart-filled World of Weird Animals book yet, from the creators of Pink Is for Blobfish. The creators of Pink Is for Blobfish are back, and they've brought 17 of their most revolting friends: there are slippery, slimy snot otters, gulls that projectile-vomit on command, fish that communicate via flatulence, and chipmunks that cultivate healthy forests by pooping a trail of seeds wherever they go. But there's more to these skin-crawling creatures than meets the eye, and as zoologist Jess Keating explains, sometimes it's the very things that make us gag that allow these animals to survive in the wild. The perfect combination of yuks, yucks, and eureka!'s, this latest installment in the World of Weird Animals series will inspire budding scientists and burp enthusiasts alike!
Author : Glenn Murphy
Publisher : Square Fish
ISBN 13 : 1429997451
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)
Download or read book Why Is Snot Green? written by Glenn Murphy and published by Square Fish. This book was released on 2009-04-14 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: PREPARE TO LAUGH AND LEARN Scientific answers to mysteries kids really want to know. Sure a lot of kids want to grow up to be astronauts, but according to scientist Glenn Murphy, even MORE kids want to know what happens to astronaut farts. (Short answer: Not good things!) And they want to know: Why don't all fish die from lightening storms? Why haven't we all been sucked into a black hole? Do animals talk? Told in a back-and-forth conversational style, Why is Snot Green? presents science just the way kids want to learn it--with lots of laughter.
Author : Josh Pyke
Publisher : Scholastic Press
ISBN 13 : 9781760971083
Total Pages : 24 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (71 download)
Download or read book The Incredible Runaway Snot written by Josh Pyke and published by Scholastic Press. This book was released on 2020-01-11 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eric the snot liked his life quite a lot stuck up a nose in a cosy old spot... But life for a snot is no bed of roses. It's snot easy for snots to stay in their noses! A delightfully funny, runny adventure by award-winning singer/songwriter, Josh Pyke.
Author : Theresa Julian
Publisher : Odd Dot
ISBN 13 : 1250860857
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (58 download)
Download or read book 101 Hilarious Pranks and Practical Jokes written by Theresa Julian and published by Odd Dot. This book was released on 2021-09-28 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Welcome to The School of Hijinks, Malarkey & Outlandish Pranks (SHMOP), where middle graders learn the fine art of pranking and practical joking. Inside, you’ll become a pro at pretending your finger broke off, filling your friend’s doughnut with sour cream, putting bubble wrap under the toilet seat, and more! Each chapter in this ultimate book for young pranksters includes hilarious tricks to master and essential skills for creating your own family-friendly pranks and physical comedy stunts, such as: goofy faces silly voices painless pratfalls side-splitting props gross outs and more! By the end of this book, readers will have a set of tools in their prank belt to pull hundreds of practical jokes on their friends and family. Includes 101 pranks plus zillions that you can create on your own!
Author : Editors of Portable Press
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1684121450
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (841 download)
Download or read book The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-17 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!
Author : Bill Wallace
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0671693352
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (716 download)
Download or read book Snot Stew written by Bill Wallace and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 1990-04 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shotguns have a long, rich history in the United States. They were used by both Union and Confederate cavalrymen during the Civil War, and helped defend the Alamo during the Mexican-American War. Soldiers during WWI preferred shotguns for trench warfare, and many heroes of the Wild West were rarely seen without their double-barrels. Today, shotguns are used by target sports enthusiasts, law enforcement, and armed forces. Discover the fascinating history of the shotgun in this wide-ranging new book. Shotguns explores the exciting history and development of the shotgun with engaging text and more than 200 full-color photographs of guns, including iconic models by Winchester. Best used for hitting smaller targets at closer range, shotguns became the weapon of choice for soldiers, hunters, and sportsmen. Learn about key innovations, including double-barrels, interchangeable chokes, and subguage inserts. Learn about different shotgun mechanisms, including breech-loading, double-barrel, pump-action, bolt-action, semi-automatic, and fully automatic weapons.
Author : Make Believe Ideas Ltd
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781789477733
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (777 download)
Download or read book Bob the Booger Fairy written by Make Believe Ideas Ltd and published by . This book was released on 2020-09 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bob is the Booger Fairy dreams of being as famous as the Tooth Fairy. But when he tries his booger-best to be noticed, he neglects his fairy duties and the world becomes swamped by a sticky-icky booger catastrophe! Get stuck into this snot-tastic tale about duty, fame, and... nose-snorters!
Author : Alvin Silverstein
Publisher : Enslow Publishing, LLC
ISBN 13 : 9780766033184
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (331 download)
Download or read book Snot, Poop, Vomit, and More written by Alvin Silverstein and published by Enslow Publishing, LLC. This book was released on 2010-07-01 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Explores 'yucky' things about the human body, including earwax, gas, bodily wastes, and more"--Provided by publisher.
Author : Kristin Hannah
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
ISBN 13 : 1429927844
Total Pages : 532 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)
Download or read book Firefly Lane written by Kristin Hannah and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2008-02-05 with total page 532 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the New York Times bestselling author Kristin Hannah comes a powerful novel of love, loss, and the magic of friendship. . . . now a #1 Netflix series! In the turbulent summer of 1974, Kate Mularkey has accepted her place at the bottom of the eighth-grade social food chain. Then, to her amazement, the "coolest girl in the world" moves in across the street and wants to be her friend. Tully Hart seems to have it all---beauty, brains, ambition. On the surface they are as opposite as two people can be: Kate, doomed to be forever uncool, with a loving family who mortifies her at every turn. Tully, steeped in glamour and mystery, but with a secret that is destroying her. They make a pact to be best friends forever; by summer's end they've become TullyandKate. Inseparable. So begins Kristin Hannah's magnificent new novel. Spanning more than three decades and playing out across the ever-changing face of the Pacific Northwest, Firefly Lane is the poignant, powerful story of two women and the friendship that becomes the bulkhead of their lives. From the beginning, Tully is desperate to prove her worth to the world. Abandoned by her mother at an early age, she longs to be loved unconditionally. In the glittering, big-hair era of the eighties, she looks to men to fill the void in her soul. But in the buttoned-down nineties, it is television news that captivates her. She will follow her own blind ambition to New York and around the globe, finding fame and success . . . and loneliness. Kate knows early on that her life will be nothing special. Throughout college, she pretends to be driven by a need for success, but all she really wants is to fall in love and have children and live an ordinary life. In her own quiet way, Kate is as driven as Tully. What she doesn't know is how being a wife and mother will change her . . . how she'll lose sight of who she once was, and what she once wanted. And how much she'll envy her famous best friend. . . . For thirty years, Tully and Kate buoy each other through life, weathering the storms of friendship---jealousy, anger, hurt, resentment. They think they've survived it all until a single act of betrayal tears them apart . . . and puts their courage and friendship to the ultimate test. Firefly Lane is for anyone who ever drank Boone's Farm apple wine while listening to Abba or Fleetwood Mac. More than a coming-of-age novel, it's the story of a generation of women who were both blessed and cursed by choices. It's about promises and secrets and betrayals. And ultimately, about the one person who really, truly knows you---and knows what has the power to hurt you . . . and heal you. Firefly Lane is a story you'll never forget . . . one you'll want to pass on to your best friend.
Author : Doreen Cronin
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0698169905
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (981 download)
Download or read book Boom Snot Twitty This Way That Way written by Doreen Cronin and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-06-30 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The perfect spot is this way! says Boom. The perfect spot is that way!” tweets Twitty. Snot is smartly silent. How will these three friends decide which way to go to find the perfect spot? With humor, wisdom, and perfect storytelling and illustrating pitch, New York Times bestsellers Doreen Cronin and Renata Liwska present a tale of authentic friendship.
Author : Ian Billings
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781518836428
Total Pages : 88 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (364 download)
Download or read book Snot Monster written by Ian Billings and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-11-25 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine a secret science experiment. Very secret. Very sciency. Should be perfectly safe, right? Right? Now, imagine a ghoul school in crisis. It's just like your school, only a bit more ghoulish. Well, a lot more ghoulish, but it still has students and teachers, like any proper school. It has a proper name, too: St. Squirmings' Ghoul School. And there's a crisis going on. And finally, imagine a headless monk. With a cold, so there's a lot of sniffing and snot involved. Combine the three, and think about what could possibly go wrong. Think about EVERYTHING that could go wrong. Or, better yet, dare to read Snot Monster, and find out for yourself! Enter the St. Squirmings' Ghoul School, meet some new (and ghoulish, and perhaps snotty) schoolmates, read about the horrid goings-on going on... And face the terrible Snot Monster! Jump aboard this wild, wacky, and a bit tacky tale from the keyboard of kid's stand-up comic, Ian Billings, and join a grotty adventure full of fun, frolics, and a huge amount of snot! Giggles are guaranteed while reading this story for 6 to 11 year olds! Come on in - you know you want to, and you know it's snot to be sniffed at!
Author : Mark Bacera
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781952343025
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (43 download)
Download or read book The Snot Book written by Mark Bacera and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-30 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book about snot so gross your kids won't notice they're learning!What gross SN words will come out of Snobby Sonny's nostril next? Before you turn the page, have your child make a guess. Will it actually be snot or something else?Later your child will learn about why snot is important, the meanings of our different snot colors, and proper hygiene. Just remember one thing-snot and boogers are our friends!Meet the author atwww.roundedspecspublishing.com
