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In All Seriousness... Totally Funny Bible Stories

Author : Darnnell Reese
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781981715183
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (151 download)

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Download or read book In All Seriousness... Totally Funny Bible Stories written by Darnnell Reese and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-04-28 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In All Seriousness...Totally Funny Bible Stories is a book full of funny, entertaining, laugh out loud stories that God has given us as loving gifts. The gift of humor to show how fallible all humans are and the gift of gentle acceptance as God does not expect perfection from us. And the gift of God's Word which provides many examples of people in the Bible who made mistakes. Some learned from their mistakes and some did not. The reader vicariously learns through other people's mistakes how to avoid the same pitfalls by simply heeding God's words and instructions. You will never again view the Word as "just a stiff and boring book of rules and regulations." After reading this enjoyable book, you will crave more of God's humorous, life-giving words in the actual Bible. You'll also want a relationship with God, and to have His presence and anointing guide your life. As a bonus, the author includes wonderful songs, movies and T.V. references correlating to the biblical story or Bible character and ties up each chapter with a summary of lessons learned. In All Seriousness...will be a go-to book for lighthearted Bible humor and valuable life lessons, as well as a must-see movie and T.V. recommendation guide.

The Amusing Bible

Author : Arthur Tovmasyan
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1491761946
Total Pages : 525 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (917 download)

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Download or read book The Amusing Bible written by Arthur Tovmasyan and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2015-08-14 with total page 525 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Another consideration, which just logically unfolds is that apparently, God had an ulterior motive, and he was eventually glad for the fall of man. Basically, the man had the right to tell him: My dear Daddy-God! If I am not mistaken, the good is what you like and what is morally good, and the bad, on the contrary, is all that is bad and all that you do not like. Is it like that or not? That is right, my son, would have answered the Creator. In this case, could continue Adam, let me know what is wrong, so that I could avoid it. Otherwise, why is this tree here, if I cannot touch it? However, instead of God, the priests concealing themselves under his name give answers. They say, God put our newborn humanity to a test. God wanted to see if Adam would obey, when he requires minor hardships from him. However, this statement is easily disproved. According to theological imaginations, God is all-knowing and he knows the future. Therefore, he should have foreseen what would happen, because nothing is done without his will. This means that God himself wanted the people whom he created to sin. There is no doubt in that.

The Beltway Bible

Author : Eliot Nelson
Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1250099269
Total Pages : 339 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book The Beltway Bible written by Eliot Nelson and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2016-09-27 with total page 339 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How is legislation crafted?How do you lose an election? What do “bundler,” “quorum call” and “omnibus” mean? Why do some of the White House’s most important meetings occur at a Starbucks? Why are Washington insiders obsessed with something called Jumbo Slice?What, exactly, is a “skintern?” Eliot Nelson, one of Washington’s funniest and most admired young journalists, knows how the sausage factory works and his new book, The Beltway Bible, is every citizen's must-have owner’s manual. Arranged from A to Z, The Beltway Bible provides an insider's perspective of politics and government, breaking down both into easily-digested entries on subjects like how legislation is formed, the scope of the president’s power and an overview of federal agencies. Nelson also looks at D.C.'s less-well-known power structures: the internal pecking order of White House aides, the high school cafeteria power struggles behind party invites and the petty congressional arguments over how highway on-ramps are named. The Beltway Bible makes our complex government accessible in a way that will please everyone from Jon Stewart to John Doe. Eliot Nelson’s The Beltway Bible is tailor-made for Election 2016.

All About Obedience

Author : Frank E. Peretti
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418558354
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book All About Obedience written by Frank E. Peretti and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2002-12-30 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No kid likes to follow all the rules, but Mr. Henry has a funny way of showing that it's totally cool to obey the Lord. Children will come to see that the garden's bananas taste a lot better than the snake's baloney, that it's no fun being fish food at the bottom of the sea, and that red rope licorice goes very well with Jericho crumb cake. It's a smorgasbord of biblical truths about why obeying God always tastes good.

Red Storm Rising

Author : Tom Clancy
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 9780425101070
Total Pages : 740 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (1 download)

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Download or read book Red Storm Rising written by Tom Clancy and published by Penguin. This book was released on 1987-07-01 with total page 740 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the author of the Jack Ryan series comes an electrifying #1 New York Times bestseller—a standalone military thriller that envisions World War 3... A chillingly authentic vision of modern war, Red Storm Rising is as powerful as it is ambitious. Using the latest advancements in military technology, the world's superpowers battle on land, sea, and air for ultimate global control. It is a story you will never forget. Hard-hitting. Suspenseful. And frighteningly real. “Harrowing...tense...a chilling ring of truth.”—TIME

Murder-Bears, Moonshine, and Mayhem

Author : Luke T. Harrington
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 0785234454
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (852 download)

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Download or read book Murder-Bears, Moonshine, and Mayhem written by Luke T. Harrington and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2020-08-25 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This humorous book is full of new insights into ways we’ve been missing the point of so many beloved Bible stories. Approximately 80 percent of Americans admit they haven’t read the Bible. If they did, they’d be pleasantly surprised by its impressive quantity of sex and poop jokes. David danced naked. Noah was basically a moonshining hillbilly. Ezekiel baked poop bread. Herod was eaten by worms. Jesus cursed a fig tree, just to prove he could. Mark went streaking. Hosea married a prostitute. Lot was date-raped by his own daughters. It turns out, there’s a lot of weird stuff in the Bible. Murder-Bears, Moonshine, and Mayhem is a funny look at some of the stranger tales in the Bible. From Elisha, who loosed homicidal bears on some kids because they called him bald (it’s a long story), to the story of Ehud, who gets away with assassinating a tyrannical king because his servants think said king is taking a dump (also a long story), this book examines and casts new light on some of the Bible’s stranger moments. Organized by topic (poop, genitalia, weird violence, prostitution, gratuitous nudity, seemingly pointless miracles, and other fun stuff), Murder-Bears, Moonshine, and Mayhem is a thoroughly researched (really!), reverent, and insightful look at the amazing book at the center of our faith.

A Children's Bible: A Novel

Author : Lydia Millet
Publisher : W. W. Norton & Company
ISBN 13 : 1324005041
Total Pages : 183 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (24 download)

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Download or read book A Children's Bible: A Novel written by Lydia Millet and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2020-05-12 with total page 183 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Finalist for the 2020 National Book Award for Fiction One of the New York Times' Ten Best Books of the Year Named one of the best novels of the year by Time, Washington Post, NPR, Chicago Tribune, Esquire, BBC, and many others National Bestseller "A blistering little classic." —Ron Charles, Washington Post A Children’s Bible follows a group of twelve eerily mature children on a forced vacation with their families at a sprawling lakeside mansion. Contemptuous of their parents, the children decide to run away when a destructive storm descends on the summer estate, embarking on a dangerous foray into the apocalyptic chaos outside. Lydia Millet’s prophetic and heartbreaking story of generational divide offers a haunting vision of what awaits us on the far side of Revelation.

All About Faith

Author : Frank E. Peretti
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418558362
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book All About Faith written by Frank E. Peretti and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2003-03-03 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What happens when kids mix a little faith with a big God? They get giant results, as Mr. Henry reveals in his humorous renditions of three Bible classics - Noah and the Ark, Moses and the Israelites, and Daniel and the Lion's Den. From the Moose that licks Noah's nose and the pot of Golden Calf Soup the Israelites drink, to the crazy dreams of crabby King Nebbie and the hungry faces of lions looking for lunchmeat, children won't forget these tales and the truth that there is no other way but to trust and obey.

All About Helping Others

Author : Frank E. Peretti
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418558389
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book All About Helping Others written by Frank E. Peretti and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2003-03-03 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: God loves us just the way we are, and He wants us to love each other, too! That's what Mr. Henry wants kids to learn as he retells these stories from the Bible: the Good Samaritan, Jesus and the disciples, and Jesus and the little children. In his own wacky way, Mr. Henry teaches some of the most important principles of helping one another.

Some Funny Bible Stories

Author : W. A. Croffut
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 60 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (319 download)

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Download or read book Some Funny Bible Stories written by W. A. Croffut and published by . This book was released on 1985 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Of Mess and Moxie

Author : Jen Hatmaker
Publisher : HarperChristian + ORM
ISBN 13 : 0718031865
Total Pages : 289 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book Of Mess and Moxie written by Jen Hatmaker and published by HarperChristian + ORM. This book was released on 2017-08-08 with total page 289 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life is messy for each of us. But Jen Hatmaker reminds us that it's okay to admit that we're all in the same boat. Join New York Times bestselling author and honorary big sister Jen as she shares hilarious tales, shameless honesty, and unconditional hope for the woman who's forgotten her moxie. We will endure discouragement, heartbreak, failure, and suffering. All of us. And more than once. But we are the very same folks who can experience triumph, perseverance, joy, and rebirth. More than once. And in more than one category. And in more than one season. And that? That's moxie. Moxie reaches for laughter, for courage, for the deep and important truth that women are capable of weathering the storm. We are not victims, we are not weak, we are not a sad, defeated group of sob sisters. Yes, life is hard, but we are incredibly resilient. Of Mess and Moxie shines a light on Jen's own triumphs and tragedies into a sigh of relief for all normal, fierce women everywhere. Whether it's the time she drove to the wrong city for a fourth-grade field trip or the way she learned to truly forgive, she offers a reminder to those of us who sometimes hide in the car eating crackers that we do actually have the moxie to get back up and face our messes head-on. After all, this race is not a contest--there's enough abundance to go around. This book will give you the encouragement you need to remember that: Your mess is normal You are not in competition with your peers--your seat at the table is secure You have incredible gifts to offer Come alongside Jen as she teaches us that we can all choose to live undaunted and in the moment, no matter what the moments hold, and we really can lead vibrant, courageous, grace-filled lives.

What If Jesus Was Serious?

Author : Skye Jethani
Publisher : Moody Publishers
ISBN 13 : 080249868X
Total Pages : 236 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (24 download)

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Download or read book What If Jesus Was Serious? written by Skye Jethani and published by Moody Publishers. This book was released on 2020-06-02 with total page 236 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Daily Devotions for People Who Hate Daily Devotions Let’s face it. A lot of Christian resources can feel cheesy, out-of-touch, and a little boring. But when Skye Jethani started doodling and writing up some of his thoughts about God, his Twitter and email list blew up. What If Jesus Was Serious? is a compilation of all-new reflections (and hand-drawn doodles) from Skye. He takes a look at some of Jesus’ most demanding teachings in the Sermon on the Mount and pushes us to ask whether we’re really hearing what Christ is saying. The visual component of the book makes it memorable and enjoyable to read, and Skye’s incisive reflections make it worthwhile for any Christian. If you’ve traditionally been dissatisfied with Christian devotional resources but love to learn about Jesus and think deeply, this book was written for you.

The Homeric Epics and the Gospel of Mark

Author : Dennis Ronald MacDonald
Publisher : Yale University Press
ISBN 13 : 9780300080124
Total Pages : 284 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (81 download)

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Download or read book The Homeric Epics and the Gospel of Mark written by Dennis Ronald MacDonald and published by Yale University Press. This book was released on 2000-01-01 with total page 284 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this groundbreaking book, Dennis R. MacDonald offers an entirely new view of the New Testament gospel of Mark. The author of the earliest gospel was not writing history, nor was he merely recording tradition, MacDonald argues. Close reading and careful analysis show that Mark borrowed extensively from the Odyssey and the Iliad and that he wanted his readers to recognise the Homeric antecedents in Mark's story of Jesus. Mark was composing a prose anti-epic, MacDonald says, presenting Jesus as a suffering hero modeled after but far superior to traditional Greek heroes. Much like Odysseus, Mark's Jesus sails the seas with uncomprehending companions, encounters preternatural opponents, and suffers many things before confronting rivals who have made his house a den of thieves. In his death and burial, Jesus emulates Hector, although unlike Hector Jesus leaves his tomb empty. Mark's minor characters, too, recall Homeric predecessors: Bartimaeus emulates Tiresias; Joseph of Arimathea, Priam; and the women at the tomb, Helen, Hecuba, and Andromache. And, entire episodes in Mark mirror Homeric episodes, including stilling the sea, walking on water, feeding the multitudes, the Triumphal E

Some Funny Bible Stories

Author : William Augustus Croffut
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (17 download)

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Download or read book Some Funny Bible Stories written by William Augustus Croffut and published by . This book was released on 18?? with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

On the Reliability of the Old Testament

Author : K. A. Kitchen
Publisher : Wm. B. Eerdmans Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0802803962
Total Pages : 685 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (28 download)

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Download or read book On the Reliability of the Old Testament written by K. A. Kitchen and published by Wm. B. Eerdmans Publishing. This book was released on 2006-06-09 with total page 685 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Draws upon a wide range of historical sources to examine the factuality of the Old Testament, arguing that the Bible's stories are firmly based on fact and refuting evidence from modern scholars who claim otherwise.

What is the Bible?: How an Ancient Library of Poems, Letters and Stories Can Transform the Way You Think and Feel About Everything

Author : Rob Bell
Publisher : HarperCollins UK
ISBN 13 : 0008259585
Total Pages : 231 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (82 download)

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Download or read book What is the Bible?: How an Ancient Library of Poems, Letters and Stories Can Transform the Way You Think and Feel About Everything written by Rob Bell and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2017-05-16 with total page 231 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times bestselling author Rob Bell, using his inspired and inquisitive approach, focuses on the most widely read book of all time. He provides surprising insights and answers about how the Bible actually works as a source of faith and guidance, showing a brand-new way of reading this sacred text.

The Comedy Bible

Author : Judy Carter
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0743219023
Total Pages : 336 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (432 download)

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Download or read book The Comedy Bible written by Judy Carter and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-05-04 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Judy Carter, guru to aspiring comedy writers and stand-up comics, tells all about the biz of being funny and writing funny in this bright, entertaining, and totally practical guide on how to draw humor from your life and turn it into a career. Do you think you’re funny? Do you want to turn your sense of humor into a career? If the answer is yes, then Judy Carter’s The Comedy Bible is for you. The guru to aspiring stand-up comics provides the complete scoop on being—and writing—funny for money. If you’ve got a sense of humor, you can learn to make a career out of comedy, says Judy Carter. Whether it’s creating a killer stand-up act, writing a spec sitcom, or providing jokes for radio or one-liners for greeting cards, Carter provides step-by-step instructions in The Comedy Bible. She helps readers first determine which genre of comedy writing or performing suits them best and then directs them in developing, refining, and selling their work. Using the hands-on workbook format that was so effective in her bestselling first book, Stand-Up Comedy: The Book, Carter offers a series of day-by-day exercises that draw on her many years as a successful stand-up comic and the head of a nationally known comedy school. Also included are practical tips and advice from today’s top comedy professionals—from Bernie Brillstein to Christopher Titus to Richard Lewis. She presents the pros and cons of the various comedy fields—stand-up, script, speech and joke writing, one-person shows, humor essays—and shows how to tailor your material for each. She teaches how to find your “authentic” voice—the true source of comedy. And, perhaps most important, Carter explains how to take a finished product to the next level—making money—by pitching it to a buyer and negotiating a contract. Written in Carter’s unique, take-no-prisoners voice, The Comedy Bible is practical, inspirational, and funny.