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Book Synopsis I Just Wet My Plants by : Rick Vuyst
Download or read book I Just Wet My Plants written by Rick Vuyst and published by . This book was released on 2018-04-16 with total page 248 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is about the process of becoming a joyful gardener. Rick Vuyst, owner of a retail garden center and radio show broadcaster, shares his life stories, experience, insight, and love of gardening and puns.
Book Synopsis 50 Years of Rated-R Humor, Dad Jokes & Gotcha! Quips by : Randy Luethye
Download or read book 50 Years of Rated-R Humor, Dad Jokes & Gotcha! Quips written by Randy Luethye and published by Randy Luethye. This book was released on 2023-02-12 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This joke book documents over 240 jokes that I have learned over the past 50 years.
Book Synopsis How Not To Kill Your Plants by : Nik Southern
Download or read book How Not To Kill Your Plants written by Nik Southern and published by Hodder & Stoughton. This book was released on 2017-06-15 with total page 451 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hands up if you've killed a plant? Yep, me too. It's no secret that we've all become plant obsessed, but do we really understand how to look after them? I am not a Professor of Botany, but having run my florist and plant shop, Grace & Thorn, since 2011 I've learnt a few things along the way. HOW NOT TO KILL YOUR PLANTS is about taking the hocus-pocus out of plants and flowers and enabling you to understand a plant's needs in order to know where to place and how to style them, but most importantly how to keep them alive. I get asked every type of question you can imagine and I have written this book to answer them. Watering can down, it's time to go back to the roots. Keep it green. Nik x (AKA The Agony Plant)
Download or read book Garden Made written by Stephanie Rose and published by Shambhala Publications. This book was released on 2015-10-27 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Winner of the 2016 IPPY Award Gold Medal for Home & Garden 40 down-to-earth ideas for inspired garden crafts, including containers, handmade gifts, outdoor lighting, holiday decorations, and more. Blending the pleasures of gardening with the joys of crafting, Garden Made showcases over forty projects to adorn your garden, beautify your home, or give as gifts. Following the natural cycle of the garden in all its seasons—yes, even winter!—these garden-inspired projects, made by hand and finished with finesse, are the perfect way to express your love of the garden in fresh ways. With full step-by-step instructions, as well as gardening tips and advice, Garden Made will inspire seasoned and novice gardeners, and everyone in between.
Download or read book True North written by Catherine Deveny and published by Black Inc.. This book was released on 2022-03-31 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An uplifting, heartfelt memoir about surviving life’s upheavals – and how to live authentically 'A bombshell of honesty and hope. This book has the power to heal hearts.' —Clare Bowditch 'Catherine Deveny is a blazing light in a world that is often grim. She brings her immense generosity of spirit to this beautiful memoir, and we are blessed to have her.' —Clementine Ford When writer Catherine Deveny faced the end of a seventeen-year relationship with the father of her children, she had no idea what lay on the other side of the months of tumult: she just knew she had to create space for a new life. But this wasn't the first time Deveny had taken a plunge into the unknown or let go of conventional assumptions. In True North, she shares how she emerged from an oppressive Catholic upbringing in working-class Reservoir, found her tribe in Fitzroy's sharehouses in the '80s, and learnt to live life on her own terms as she navigated the highs and lows of a creative life, family legacies and intimate relationships. 'This is the kind of story that stays with you long after you turn the final page.' —Michael Lallo, The Age 'Breathtaking.' —Chrissie Swan
Download or read book Kissed the Mark written by Lila Gwynn and published by Eldest of Three. This book was released on 2022-01-28 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fairy bounty hunter stumbles into a vampire conspiracy and gets more than she bargained for… Olympia Carter is the fourth-best bounty hunter in the supernatural town of Mayfair, Missouri, which isn’t exactly an accomplishment she’s proud to take home to her Unseelie fairy parents. Enter Leandra, a vampire who’s high up on the vampire food chain. She has a proposition for Olympia that could make her a ton of money, if the target is even real… And if it isn’t, what is Leandra plotting? This F/F fairy/vampire urban fantasy is the first in a new trilogy by indie author Lila Gwynn.
Book Synopsis Dad Jokes Too by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book Dad Jokes Too written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Put a twinkle in your father’s eye with the book that will make his humor more groan-tastic than ever—much to his delight. Help Dad expand his joke repertoire with more than 300 eye-rollers, cringers, groaners, side-splitters, knee-slappers, and gut-busters guaranteed to make you laugh (or sigh). From the folks who brought you the original Dad Jokes, this collection of all-new material contains Q&A jokes, puns, one-liners, tweets, and knock-knock jokes suitable for all ages, including . . . Q: What do you call a potato at a hockey game? A: A spec-tater. Don’t run with bagpipes. You could put an aye out. Or worse yet, get kilt. I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I never got the chants. Great Moments in Dad History: October 28, 1960. Dave Gordon grabs his keys on the way out of the house and becomes the first dad in history to say to his kids, “You ready to rock and roll?”
Book Synopsis Be Inspired by God's Power in Your Life! by : Abi Gale Wayne
Download or read book Be Inspired by God's Power in Your Life! written by Abi Gale Wayne and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2009-08-04 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This mini autobiography in Short Story and Poetry form; is a compilation of miraculous experiences, a testimony of God's love and power in my life. Even while enduring adversity, one can rejoice in God's goodness and 'be inspired'. The story flow is authentic, but for discretion of characters, fictional names are used occasionally. The opening story of my mother's life saving courage; is a tribute to her memory, in the hope of inspiring more attention to the causes of women. I hope that this account will bring greater understanding, that a woman with strong emotional support; will also have the strength to be there for her children and her family.
Book Synopsis Bumping Down Highways by : Jenni Raney Edwards
Download or read book Bumping Down Highways written by Jenni Raney Edwards and published by Post Hill Press. This book was released on 2019-07-09 with total page 222 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: That’s exactly what Prada heel-wearing, running-through-airports, successful business woman and entrepreneur, Jenni Edwards did. Even with all her achievements, she discovered something was missing in her life. So, she set out—searching for the adventure of a lifetime. Boy, did she find it! Jenni launches a cross-country adventure in her SUV with the barest of essentials and ends up falling in love with the open road. Along the way, she learns from mistakes, sees incredible sights, and meets people from every walk of life. Jenni’s new “Tiny Life” journey takes her from coast to coast as she zigzags in a fifth wheel and motorhome. Faith and courage are her guides as she faces challenges and dangers with her “can-do attitude.” Have you ever dreamed of hitting the open road in an RV? Or maybe re-writing the trajectory of your story? If so, climb in and take the adventure of a lifetime with Jenni as she bumps down one highway after another.
Book Synopsis SERIOUSLY FUNNY DAD JOKES - BOOK EPUB Rev Oct 2021 by : Albert Berk
Download or read book SERIOUSLY FUNNY DAD JOKES - BOOK EPUB Rev Oct 2021 written by Albert Berk and published by Old Town Publishing. This book was released on with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Soccer School Season 2: Where Soccer Explains (Saves) the World by : Alex Bellos
Download or read book Soccer School Season 2: Where Soccer Explains (Saves) the World written by Alex Bellos and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2018-11-13 with total page 208 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Soccer School is back in session and ready to defend its goal: to explain the world through soccer. Coaches Alex Bellos and Ben Lyttleton return with even more proof that soccer can be used to teach kids about pretty much anything. The second book in their funny, fascinating series is full of facts about the most popular sport in the world, from history to language, design to psychology. When did women begin playing soccer? Why do lefties have an advantage on the field? Which soccer stadium was built in the shape of a crocodile? Perfect for soccer players, fans, or just plain curious kids, this series is packed with information and amusement in equal measure. Goal!
Book Synopsis A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes by : Taylor Calmus
Download or read book A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes written by Taylor Calmus and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-10-08 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A delightfully corny dad joke book for every day of the year Unleash the dadliest force known to man: dad jokes. A Daily Dose of Dad Jokes is packed with jokes to make you groan—and then make you smile. Master jokesters Peter L. Harmon and Taylor Calmus (aka "Dude Dad") offer enough top-quality puns, quips, one-liners, and made-up stories to last you an entire year. This book of dad jokes includes: Family-friendly fun—Share jokes that are safe for both the bar and the breakfast table. Famous dad jokes—Take inspiration from famous dads like Tim Allen, Chris Rock, and Homer Simpson. A monthly format—Discover jokes divided into months for easy reading and exploring. Earn your place in the Dad Joke Hall of Fame with this unique book of ridiculous dad jokes.
Download or read book Cultivate written by Lara Casey and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 2017-06-27 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A flourishing, fulfilling life is possible—no perfection required! Too many of us think we have to have it all together in order to live a meaningful life. Instead of feeling put together, we end up feeling inadequate, overwhelmed, and exhausted as we try to figure out how to do it all. Author, business owner, and mom to three Lara Casey has been there, too. In Cultivate, she offers this grace-filled advice: we can't do it all and do it well, but we can choose to cultivate what matters Written as part encouragement anthem and part practical guide, Cultivate offers wisdom from God's Word alongside lessons Lara has learned in her own life--and in her garden--giving you the tools you need to: Discern what matters most to you Embrace the season of life that you're in Find the joy and freedom that comes with cultivating what matters Let Lara be your guide as you learn to cultivate what matters, little by little, with the help of God's transforming grace. Praise for Cultivate: "Cultivate is rich soil for the soul! Whether you are a new sprout, just beginning to brave life in the light; a tender shoot fighting for space among rocks and weeds; or a mature plant in need of nurture and pruning, this book will help you thrive. With her characteristic honesty, humility, and patience, Lara Casey uses her spiritual 'green thumb' to gently nudge us toward an intentional life of godliness and growth. If you are ready for a new season of spiritual growth, dig into Cultivate and get ready to bloom!" --Elizabeth Laing Thompson, author of When God Says "Wait"
Download or read book Super Dad Jokes written by Jimmy Niro and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2019-09-01 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The ultimate laugh-out-loud Christmas gift for any pun lover or Super Dad out there! Q: What super power do you get when you become a parent? A: Supervision. Super Dad Jokes is perfect for all heroes out there—from the dad experts to the first-time fathers embracing their most cringe-worthy dad powers! This new edition from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro has over 500 magnificent puns, stories, and anti-jokes—the best way to celebrate and laugh at dad's super (bad) joke skills! The perfect birthday gift, holiday stocking stuffer, or white elephant gag gift from any daughter, son, or partner to the super dad or grandpa who makes their eyes roll with super speed. Arm yourself against the forces of evil and good taste with this heroically funny joke book. It's time to save the world, one joke at a time! Includes knee-slappers like: I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over it. Q: What is the sleepiest fruit? A: Napricot. "Dad, do you want a box for your leftovers?" "No, but I'll wrestle you for them!"
Book Synopsis Gardentopia: Design Basics for Creating Beautiful Outdoor Spaces by : Jan Johnsen
Download or read book Gardentopia: Design Basics for Creating Beautiful Outdoor Spaces written by Jan Johnsen and published by The Countryman Press. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 664 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Gardentopia is that rare marriage of the art of landscaping and the technical knowledge of how to compose a landscape—boiled down to readily understood and easily executed actions. This book puts you in the driver’s seat and shows you how to chart the course to your own personal garden utopia.” - Margie Grace, Grace Design Associates Any backyard has the potential to refresh and inspire if you know what to do. Jan Johnsen’s new book, Gardentopia: Design Basics for Creating Beautiful Outdoor Spaces, will delight all garden lovers with over 130 lushly illustrated landscape design and planting suggestions. Ms. Johnsen is an admired designer and popular speaker whose hands-on approach to “co-creating with nature” will have you saying, “I can do that!’ This info-packed, sumptuous book offers individual tips for enhancing any size landscape using ‘real world’ solutions. The suggestions are grouped into five categories that include Garden Design and Artful Accents, Walls, Patios, and Steps and Plants and Planting, among others. Whether you are an experienced gardener or a landscaping novice, Gardentopia will inspire you with tips such as ‘Soften a Corner”, “Paint it Black”, and “Hide and Reveal”.
Book Synopsis Grandfather Knows Best by : Jerry Zezima
Download or read book Grandfather Knows Best written by Jerry Zezima and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2016-01-04 with total page 159 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What guy takes his granddaughter to the aquarium and spouts fish puns all day? Who accompanies her to a childrens recreation center and almost faints in the bouncy house? And which grandpa goes to the White House Easter Egg Roll so he can introduce his precious pumpkin not to the president but to Peppa Pig? Jerry Zezima, who also gives grandfatherly advice to Prince Charles, peddles his granddaughters preschool fundraiser, introduces her to the neighborhood ice cream man, and does lots of other fun stuff, both with and without his adorable princess, which may explain why she is more mature than he is. In Grandfather Knows Best, nationally syndicated humorist Jerry Zezima writes about the joys of grandparenthood and the things one man will do for the little girl who has captured his heart.
Book Synopsis The Humane Gardener by : Nancy Lawson
Download or read book The Humane Gardener written by Nancy Lawson and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2017-04-18 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this eloquent plea for compassion and respect for all species, journalist and gardener Nancy Lawson describes why and how to welcome wildlife to our backyards. Through engaging anecdotes and inspired advice, profiles of home gardeners throughout the country, and interviews with scientists and horticulturalists, Lawson applies the broader lessons of ecology to our own outdoor spaces. Detailed chapters address planting for wildlife by choosing native species; providing habitats that shelter baby animals, as well as birds, bees, and butterflies; creating safe zones in the garden; cohabiting with creatures often regarded as pests; letting nature be your garden designer; and encouraging natural processes and evolution in the garden. The Humane Gardener fills a unique niche in describing simple principles for both attracting wildlife and peacefully resolving conflicts with all the creatures that share our world.
