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Author : Brenda Elsagher
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781931945530
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (455 download)
Download or read book I'd Like to Buy A Bowel Please written by Brenda Elsagher and published by . This book was released on 2006 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Toney Allman
Publisher : Greenhaven Publishing LLC
ISBN 13 : 1420509586
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (25 download)
Download or read book Colon Cancer written by Toney Allman and published by Greenhaven Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2012-05-24 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Colon cancer is cancer of the large intestine, which is the final part of our digestive tract. Most cases of colon cancer begin as small, noncancerous clumps of cells. Over time some of these clumps or polyps can become cancerous. Provide your readers with a detailed study of this disease. This book presents a description of this disease, and covers how it affects the body, as well as diagnosis and treatment. Personal narratives are also included.
Author : Jerry Carlin
Publisher : Castle Point Books
ISBN 13 : 1250285380
Total Pages : 209 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)
Download or read book #1 Dad Jokes written by Jerry Carlin and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2023-04-04 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 1,000 jokes that are so bad they're great! Get ready to watch for the eye roll! There’s nothing dads and corny joke-tellers love more than a good, clean, marginally funny joke. Add in some classic bathroom humor, and you have a winner! This collection of groan-worthy jokes gives cringe-loving comedians enough material to embarrass—well, everyone—for years to come (while maybe getting a chuckle or two). Whether you’re stockpiling side-splitters for your next family road trip or you’re doing a little light reading on the john, #1 Dad Jokes has all the clumsy, hilarious gags you need to lighten the load (if you know what we mean)! - 1,000+ hysterically facepalm-inducing riddles, puns, knock-knocks, and more - Hours of family-friendly fun with jokes that are just the right kind of off-putting - Hundreds of silly illustrations to drive the punny punch lines home
Author : Tom Segura
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1538704625
Total Pages : 205 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (387 download)
Download or read book I'd Like to Play Alone, Please written by Tom Segura and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2022-06-14 with total page 205 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A #2 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER From a massively successful stand-up comedian and co-host of chart-topping podcasts “2 Bears 1 Cave” and “Your Mom’s House,” hilarious real-life stories of parenting, celebrity encounters, youthful mistakes, misanthropy, and so much more. Tom Segura is known for his twisted takes and irreverent comedic voice. But after a few years of crazy tours and churning out podcasts weekly, all while parenting two young children, he desperately needs a second to himself. It’s not that he hates his friends and family — he’s not a monster — he’s just beat, which is why his son’s (ruthless) first full sentence, “I’d like to play alone, please,” has since become his mantra. In this collection of stories, Tom combines his signature curmudgeonly humor with a revealing look at some of the ridiculous situations that shaped him and the ludicrous characters who always seem to seek him out. The stories feature hilarious anecdotes about Tom's time on the road, including some surreal encounters with celebrities at airports; his unfiltered South American family; the trials and tribulations of parenting young children with bizarrely morbid interests; and, perhaps most memorably, experiences with his dad who, like any good Baby Boomer father, loves to talk about his bowel movements and share graphic Vietnam stories at inappropriate moments. All of this is enough to make anyone want some peace and quiet. I’D LIKE TO PLAY ALONE, PLEASE will have readers laughing out loud and nodding in agreement with Segura's message: in a world where everyone is increasingly insane, sometimes you just need to be alone.
Author : David M. Novick
Publisher : Rowman & Littlefield
ISBN 13 : 144227199X
Total Pages : 257 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (422 download)
Download or read book A Gastroenterologist’s Guide to Gut Health written by David M. Novick and published by Rowman & Littlefield. This book was released on 2017-04-01 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Millions of Americans have complaints about, or disorders of, the esophagus, stomach, intestines, liver, gallbladder, or pancreas, all of which comprise the gastrointestinal (GI) tract. This book provides accurate, reliable, and up-to-date information on the most common GI disorders. Written by a gastroenterologist with decades of clinical and research experience, A Gastroenterologist’s Guide to Gut Health provides the advice that Dr. Novick gives to patients in his practice every day, written in a clear, conversational, and easily understandable style. Advocating strongly for colon cancer screening and prevention, he walks readers through the process of colonoscopy, demystifying the procedure so patients know exactly what to expect. A review of alternatives to colonoscopy are also included. In addition to colonoscopy and colon cancer, Dr. Novick reviews irritable bowel syndrome, inflammatory bowel disease (Crohn’s disease and ulcerative colitis), celiac disease, acid reflux, hepatitis C, hemorrhoids, and many other GI diseases. He provides clear and specific details on best nutrition practices and explains how to get the most out of your visit to the doctor. Anyone with questions about digestive health, prevention, and screening will find here a ready and accessible resource for staying healthy and feeling good.
Author : May Roche
Publisher : Castle Point Books
ISBN 13 : 1250190037
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)
Download or read book The Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! written by May Roche and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2018-10-16 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every kid's favorite subject: bathroom humor! Inside the Jokiest Joking Bathroom Joke Book Ever Written . . . No Joke! are over a thousand knee-slapping bathroom jokes for kids, along with hundreds of silly illustrations! How can you distinguish your dad’s poop from others? It’s really corny. Why did the turd never get anything done? Because he was pooped. What do you call a kid with a bad case of the runs? Down in the dumps. Hilarious and more!
Author : Milkyway Media
Publisher : Milkyway Media
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 19 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Summary of Tom Segura's Id Like to Play Alone Please written by Milkyway Media and published by Milkyway Media. This book was released on 2024-01-14 with total page 19 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get the Summary of Tom Segura's Id Like to Play Alone Please in 20 minutes. Please note: This is a summary & not the original book. Tom Segura's book "I'd Like to Play Alone, Please" offers a candid look into his life, family, and career as a comedian. His father, a retired Marine Corps Captain, is known for his abrupt social exits and explicit discussions about his digestive health, while his mother, a Peruvian immigrant, is polite yet direct. Tom's childhood dreams of a medical career were dashed after witnessing surgeries, and his passion for hip-hop and sports shaped his identity. His experiences in Peru, where he spent summers, helped him embrace his Peruvian heritage and taught him the value of using personal strengths to overcome challenges. Segura's encounters with celebrities like Bruce Bruce and Big Daddy Kane highlight his journey in the comedy world, where he faced the realities of cultural appropriation and the challenges of building a fan base. Despite setbacks, Segura's persistence led to success with his Netflix special and his popular podcast, "Your Mom's House." The book also delves into his personal life, including his relationship with his wife and the unique personalities of his two sons. Segura's reflections on language, parental love, and the unpredictability of life offer a humorous yet poignant perspective on the complexities of navigating fame, family, and personal growth.
Author : Mary Farmer
Publisher : Troubador Publishing Ltd
ISBN 13 : 1848766548
Total Pages : 337 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (487 download)
Download or read book Cold Tea and Tears written by Mary Farmer and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2011-06-01 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cold Tea and Tears is Mary Farmer’s biography of her life and work as a dietitian – and the result is a candid and highly personal account of her 30-year career.This profession-confession will appeal to readers who have more than a passing interest in matters medical and nutritional, are keen to know the variety of knowledge and expertise of dietitians and to discover what happens behind the scenes.Mary takes the reader on a whistle-stop tour of her training and her first job. She invites us to be a fly on the wall in her out-patient clinics and on home visits; trips to residential care homes for the elderly and to the hospice where embarrassing ailments, ethical dilemmas, controversial and contentious matters are aired. She’ll draw you into debates on mental illness, malnutrition in older patients and artificial (tube) feeding. Mary also looks at how nutritional messages have changed over the years.This behind-the-scenes account gives some insight into the work of dietitians who, unlike doctors, paramedics and nurses, are not usually at the forefront of medical dramas and whose important work is often unrecognised by the wider public.
Author : Rosemary Nicol
Publisher : Sheldon Press
ISBN 13 : 1847093035
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (47 download)
Download or read book Irritable Bowel Diet Book written by Rosemary Nicol and published by Sheldon Press. This book was released on 2013-10-17 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Irritable Bowel Syndrome affects up to 20 per cent of the population, and the right food can make a huge difference to how you feel. The Irritable Bowel Diet Book provides enormously popular recipes and suggestions for healthy and enjoyable meals. The new edition of this tried and tested book will help you identify which foods cause you problems, and is full of creative ideas for eating on a restricted diet. Topics include: ? What is IBS ? Wheat and other problem foods ? Food allergy or food intolerance ? Sensible advice about fibre in the diet ? Exclusion diets, including FODMAPs ? Recipes and ideas for breakfast, lunch and dinner ? Bread, cakes and biscuits ? What to choose for snacks and work lunches ? Eating out ? Resources and further help.
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Publisher : Cambridge University Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 544 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book written by and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on with total page 544 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Jesse Kellerman
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 110119605X
Total Pages : 379 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (11 download)
Download or read book Trouble written by Jesse Kellerman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-10-30 with total page 379 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Saving lives is Jonah Stem's job-but he usually does it at the hospital, not at 3 a.m. on the dark streets of Manhattan. When he impulsively intervenes to save a beautiful woman from a man menacing her with a knife, killing the attacker in the process, he is transformed from an overworked medical student to a hero in the media spotlight. The woman, Eve Gones, is profoundly grateful, and wants to show it. Before long, they're engaged in a wildly passionate love affair. An affair that Eve doesn't want to end. Ever.
Author : Zack Sternwalker
Publisher : Microcosm Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1621063933
Total Pages : 140 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (21 download)
Download or read book Please Let Me Help written by Zack Sternwalker and published by Microcosm Publishing. This book was released on 2018-11-13 with total page 140 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zack is unemployed, overweight, recently divorced, and lives with his mother. Whilst a lesser man would wither away in emo-laden angst, Zack has found inspiration during this difficult stretch of life. A renaissance man, Zack conjures up brilliant ideas (soap on a rope, a Sammy Davis, Jr. biopic starring Tom Cruise, vases of flowers in Port-a-Potties nationwide), offers services (babysitter for Sophia Coppola, compiler and burner for a Beatles Best-of), and attempts to woo unsuspecting ladies with his lifelike sketches of firearms. Please Let Me Help is a collection of letters Zack has written to companies, actors, directors, his local police department, Hulk Hogan, Canada, and scores of other easy targets. Some write back; most don't. Please Let Me Help shows how we can turn our weakest moments into creative opportunities and never give up hope!
Author : Ben Watt
Publisher : Open Road + Grove/Atlantic
ISBN 13 : 0802192033
Total Pages : 124 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (21 download)
Download or read book Patient written by Ben Watt and published by Open Road + Grove/Atlantic. This book was released on 2014-10-15 with total page 124 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times Notable Book of the Year: “Unforgettable . . . Few have told such a compelling life-story as skillfully” (San Francisco Chronicle). In the summer of 1992, on the eve of an American tour, singer/songwriter Ben Watt, one half of the Billboard-topping pop duo Everything But The Girl, was taken to a London hospital complaining of chest pain. As his condition worsened, doctors were baffled. He was eventually he was diagnosed with a rare life-threatening autoimmune disease called Churg-Strauss Syndrome. “To paraphrase Joseph Heller,” Ben says, “you know it’s something serious when they name it after two guys.” By the time he came home, two-and-half-months later, his ravaged body was forty-six pounds lighter, and he was missing most of his small intestine. “Unfold[ing] like a page-turning mystery” (The Los Angeles Times), and “told with great wit and without self-pity, Patient is a sobering look at how life can suddenly be transformed into a humbling vaudeville of tests, IV’s, catheters, and bedpans” (The New York Times Book Review). Injecting a frankness and natural humility into his “funny, frightening, and piercingly vulnerable” (Interview) chronicle of a medical nightmare, Ben writes about his childhood, reflects on family, and his shared life with band member and partner, Tracey Thorn. The result is “a vivid, finely wrought look at having one’s future yanked away, and surviving physically and emotionally” (Dallas Morning Star-Telegram). A Sunday Times Book of the Year A Village Voice Favorite Book of the Year An Esquire (UK) Best Non-Fiction Award Finalist
Author : Emily Blount
Publisher : CRC Press
ISBN 13 : 1000474461
Total Pages : 765 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (4 download)
Download or read book The Complete MRCGP Casebook written by Emily Blount and published by CRC Press. This book was released on 2021-12-20 with total page 765 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the most comprehensive resource for trainees sitting the RCGP consultation skills’ exam (RCA/CSA), offering a complete curriculum guide as well as 100 roleplays that can be removed and practised in pairs. The guidance is seamlessly aligned to the NEW RCGP 2020 curriculum, fully up to date and referenced with the latest guidelines, with detailed ‘example’ answers for each case. Offering a new, straightforward consultation model highly suited to the requirements of the exam, the book provides: A realistic amount of information for both ‘doctor’ and ‘patient’. The answers! Each case includes a fully worked-up example consultation. Summaries of guidelines and tips from the authors own experience of the RCGP exams - both as candidates and as teachers for many hundreds of trainees. An easy way to mark each other’s role plays, with tick boxes on the Example Consultation and a universally applicable marking scheme. A colour coded curriculum for ease of reference. The only Casebook and revision guide providing information and answers across the 2020 curriculum. The Complete MRCGP casebook is essential reading for any candidate preparing for their final clinical and consultation skills’ exam and will remain an invaluable resource for best practice after qualification.
Author : Anna Lyons
Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1472966783
Total Pages : 305 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (729 download)
Download or read book We all know how this ends written by Anna Lyons and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2021-03-18 with total page 305 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Wonderful, thoughtful, practical' - Cariad Lloyd, Griefcast 'Encouraging and inspiring' - Dr Kathryn Mannix, author of Amazon bestseller With the End in Mind End-of-life doula Anna Lyons and funeral director Louise Winter have joined forces to share a collection of the heartbreaking, surprising and uplifting stories of the ordinary and extraordinary lives they encounter every single day. From working with the living, the dying, the dead and the grieving, Anna and Louise reveal the lessons they've learned about life, death, love and loss. Together they've created a profound but practical guide to rethinking the one thing that's guaranteed to happen to us all. We are all going to die, and that's ok. Let's talk about it. This is a book about life and living, as much as it's a book about death and dying. It's a reflection on the beauties, blessings and tragedies of life, the exquisite agony and ecstasy of being alive, and the fragility of everything we hold dear. It's as simple and as complicated as that.
Author : Jesse Kellerman
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593199200
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (931 download)
Download or read book Sunstroke written by Jesse Kellerman and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-11-28 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When businessman Carl Perreira disappears during his vacation in Mexico, it’s his loyal assistant Gloria who makes call after call to find out what happened. After all, she’s been secretly in love with him for years. When she’s told that Carl has died in a car accident, it’s Gloria who tries, to no avail, to track down the next of kin or a copy of Carl’s will. And it’s Gloria, heartbroken, who finally decides to journey across the border herself to retrieve his body. But the deeper into the desert she travels, the more shocking the discoveries she makes. About Carl. About herself. And about how elusive and dangerous the truth can be. “Offbeat…seductive…hypnotic.”—The New York Times Book Review “A slow-burning, sunbaked noir treat.”—Entertainment Weekly “Pitch-perfect prose…a helluva debut.”—Toronto Globe and Mail
Author : Matilda Tristram
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0241969247
Total Pages : 103 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (419 download)
Download or read book Probably Nothing written by Matilda Tristram and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2014-08-07 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Probably Nothing by Matilda Tristram - a moving, funny and inspiring graphic memoir by a woman who discovered she had cancer whilst she was pregnant 'This deeply personal memoir, written as a graphic novel is one of the most darkly funny, bittersweet and moving cartoons you will ever come across (and that includes the hunting scene in Bambi). It also has (spoiler alert) one hell of a happy ending. Add it to your basket now' Stylist At 31, Matilda Tristram was 17 weeks pregnant and looking forward to having her first baby. Then she discovered she had bowel cancer. This touching and hilarious graphic memoir, which is never morose or self-pitying, starts at the moment Matilda was diagnosed and ends when her course of chemotherapy finishes in October 2013. Recording the awkward conversations, the highs and lows of treatment, the mixed blessings of receiving 'Get Well' cards, and the reality of still having to queue too long for croissants, Matilda captures her experiences with style and warmth. Along the way she learns to cherish the small details of life. Her beautiful and boisterous son was born without complications and is reliably keeping her up most nights. Charming, witty and uplifting - this unique and beautifully illustrated book will leave you cherishing the good things in life, and ready to face your own challenges. Will be enjoyed by readers of The Gigantic Beard That Was Evil by Stephen Collins, Fun Home by Alison Bechdel and Building Stories by Chris Ware. 'A beautiful account ... Apart from how funny Tristram's comic is, it's hard to pinpoint what makes it so magnetic ... the honesty makes you feel, as a reader, like a companion on her journey' Zoe Williams, Guardian Matilda Tristram studied animation at the Royal College of Art, graduating in 2008. Since then she has worked as a children's writer, lecturer and filmmaker. She was co-writer on two animated BBC TV shows for CBeebies with Ragdoll Productions, The Adventures of Abney and Teal and Dipdap. Dipdap won a BAFTA in the short from category. Her short films have screened at over 30 festivals internationally.
