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Author : Alison Grambs
Publisher : Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 9781402727719
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (277 download)
Download or read book Hilarious Halloween Jokes written by Alison Grambs and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2005-08 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jokes with a Halloween theme.
Author : Joe Kerz
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1631586653
Total Pages : 389 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (315 download)
Download or read book The Big Book of Dad Jokes written by Joe Kerz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2022-04-19 with total page 389 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.
Author : Harry Hoover
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780998224138
Total Pages : 108 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (241 download)
Download or read book The Dad's Book Of Jokes written by Harry Hoover and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-10 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is for Dads and kids everywhere who love bad jokes, really bad dad jokes, dad jokes and pranks, groaners, and one-liners. These are the more than 700 awesome dad jokes that Mom just shakes her head at, while the kids - and Dad - are howling. Inside, you'll find these gems: - Did you hear about the man who swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles? His next trip to the bathroom spelled disaster. - What's a baker's favorite type of joke? Cinnamon puns.- What kind of shoes do plumbers wear? Clogs.- The little girl asked her mother, "did you want a little girl or a little boy?" Her mother replied, "what I wanted was a backrub."There are animal jokes, jokes about kids, Christmas and Halloween jokes, food jokes, and jokes just for kids. How about love, marriage, and divorce jokes, as well as jokes about music, work, technology, and vices? So, if you like jokes for kids, funny bad jokes, and want to help your Dad up his joke game, or you just love cheesy Dad humor, this is the book for you and your Dad.
Author : Craig Yoe
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780843102727
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (27 download)
Download or read book Halloween Jokes + Riddles written by Craig Yoe and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: More than 300 Halloween themed jokes, riddles, and puns.
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Publisher : Children's Press(CT)
ISBN 13 : 9780516018669
Total Pages : 54 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (186 download)
Download or read book Monster Jokes written by and published by Children's Press(CT). This book was released on 1988 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents an illustrated collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about Frankenstein, Godzilla, King Kong, Dracula, vampires, werewolves, and other monsters.
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Publisher : Children's Press
ISBN 13 : 9780516018652
Total Pages : 52 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (186 download)
Download or read book Dinosaur Jokes written by and published by Children's Press. This book was released on 1988 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes, knock-knocks, and riddles about dinosaurs.
Author : Tucker Max
Publisher : Citadel
ISBN 13 : 0806535938
Total Pages : 537 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (65 download)
Download or read book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell written by Tucker Max and published by Citadel . This book was released on 2012-03-01 with total page 537 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The “highly entertaining and thoroughly reprehensible” #1 New York Times bestseller—now with sixteen pages of photos and a new introduction (The New York Times). My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole. I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way: I share my adventures with the world. --from the Introduction Actual reader feedback: "I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don’t believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist." "I’ll stay with God as my lord, but you are my savior. I just finished reading your brilliant stories, and I laughed so hard I almost vomited. I want to bring that kind of joy to people. You’re an artist of the highest order and a true humanitarian to boot. I'm in both shock and awe at how much I want to be you."
Author : Garrison Keillor
Publisher : Blackstone Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (7 download)
Download or read book Pretty Good Joke Book written by Garrison Keillor and published by Blackstone Publishing. This book was released on 2021-08-10 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Over 2,200 Jokes from America’s favorite live radio show A treasury of hilarity from Garrison Keillor and the cast of public radio’s A Prairie Home Companion. A guy walks into a bar. Eight Canada Geese walk into a bar. A termite jumps up on the bar and asks, “Where is the bar tender?” Drum roll. The Sixth Edition of the perennially popular Pretty Good Joke Book is everything the first five were and more. More puns, one-liners, light bulb jokes, knock-knock jokes, and third-grader jokes (have you heard the one about Elvis Parsley?). More religion jokes, political jokes, lawyer jokes, blonde jokes, and jokes in questionable taste (Why did the urologist lose his license? He got in trouble with his peers). More jokes about chickens, relationships, and senior moments (the nice thing about Alzheimer’s is you can enjoy the same jokes again and again). It all started back in 1996, when A Prairie Home Companion fans laughed themselves silly during the first Joke Show. The broadcast was such a hit that it became an almost-annual gagfest. Then fans wanted to read the jokes, share them, and pass them around, and the first Pretty Good Joke Book was born. With over 200 new and updated jokes, the latest edition promises countless giggles, chortles, and guffaws anyone—fans of the radio show or not—will enjoy.
Author : Brenda Ponnay
Publisher : Illustrated Jokes
ISBN 13 : 9781532434600
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (346 download)
Download or read book Knock Knock Boo Who? written by Brenda Ponnay and published by Illustrated Jokes. This book was released on 2023-10-09 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Silly and spooky knock knock jokes for Halloween time and all the time.
Author : Willow Creek Press
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781682348338
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (483 download)
Download or read book Bad Dad Jokes written by Willow Creek Press and published by . This book was released on 2018 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The dad joke is a delicate thing. Part knowing humor, part lack of humor, it's only requirement is that it elicits not a laugh from its audience but the annoyed response: "Daaaaaaaaad." Bad Dad Jokes is the biggest, baddest collection of "so bad they're actually good" jokes that are guaranteed to deliver a daily dose of groans and giggles. Bad Dad Jokes is a one of a kind collection of extraordinary humor in one book. By giving this collection as a gift you will bring humor and lasting memories to events for years to come.
Author : Sean Diviny
Publisher : Joanna Cotler Books
ISBN 13 : 9780060288150
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (881 download)
Download or read book Halloween Motel written by Sean Diviny and published by Joanna Cotler Books. This book was released on 2000 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When a family mistakenly checks into the wrong motel for Halloween, they begin to realize just how scary the hotel's staff members and guests are. Full-color illustrations.
Author : Bimisi Tayanita
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781946178039
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (78 download)
Download or read book Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth! written by Bimisi Tayanita and published by . This book was released on 2016-12-01 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Curious but not concerned as to where they would sleep that night, Bimisi and Sumguyen aimlessly meandered down the cobblestone calles of Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. As the sun set over the Pacific they found themselves sequestered by a weathered native peddler who mimed towards his cart and through his guttural broken english encouraged them to "Put Tony's nuts in your mouth..."60 pesos later, as a cold cerveza washed down the first of Tony's nuts,pen was put to parchment and book four of season one came to be.Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth is the fourth of five books that make up Reach Around Books Season One.
Author : Wayne Brindle
Publisher : Bookbaby
ISBN 13 : 9781543988772
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (887 download)
Download or read book The Best Joke Book Ever written by Wayne Brindle and published by Bookbaby. This book was released on 2019-12-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever wanted to be the life of the party but were unsure of where to start, this book will point you in the right direction! Contained within these pages are hundreds of the most hilarious jokes you'll ever read. From one-liners to enthralling sagas, this collection is genuinely The Best Joke Book Ever, and will entertain adults and children of all ages.This carefully curated collection includes new jokes, classic jokes, animals and blondes, married couples and lovers, doctors and patients, church-goers, students, lawyers, crooks and more!
Author : Penn Jillette
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781953451040
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (51 download)
Download or read book In Darkness, Delight written by Penn Jillette and published by . This book was released on 2021-09-14 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tomorrow is coming whether you're ready or not. In Darkness, Delight: Fear the Future delivers twenty-two strikingly original tales of terror from Bram Stoker Award®-winners, bestselling authors, genre stalwarts and rising stars. Be warned: these are not merely science fiction stories with a touch of terror. These are the horrifying futures that might await us all. Includes Emmy-winning, New York Times bestselling author and world-famous magician Penn Jillette's delightfully wicked short story "The Pain Doctor," which was adapted for a hit sci-fi anthology television series and is available here exclusively for the first time in book format.
Author : Michelle Osgood
Publisher : Interlude Press
ISBN 13 : 9781941530740
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (37 download)
Download or read book The Better to Kiss You With written by Michelle Osgood and published by Interlude Press. This book was released on 2016-04 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the rare moments when Deanna Scott isn't working as the moderator for Wolf's Run, an online werewolf role-playing game, she wanders the local forest trails with her golden retriever, Arthur, and daydreams about Jaime, the attractive, enigmatic woman who lives upstairs. As Wolf Run's "den mother," Deanna is accustomed to petty online drama. But when threats from an antagonistic player escalate, Deanna wonders if her awesome online job could be riskier than she'd ever imagined-and if her new girlfriend knows more about this community than she had realized.
Author : LEONARD R. N. ASHLEY
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1469179504
Total Pages : 539 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (691 download)
Download or read book Halloween written by LEONARD R. N. ASHLEY and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2012-06-21 with total page 539 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This big, informed, witty, and entertaining book, actually several books in one, covers all the aspects of the secular holiday unlike any other. Only the exhaustive is interesting. - Thomas Mann HALLOWEEN HISTORY AND TRADITION, THE JACK-O- LANTERN, TRICK OR TREAT, HOLIDAY FOLKLORE, MASKS AND VARIOUS COSTUMES, HALLOWEEN BUSINESS, HALLOWEEN AROUND THE WORLD, HALLOWEEN PARADES AND PARTIES, HALLOWEEN RECIPES AND PARTY IDEAS, HALLOWEEN STORIES AND OTHER LITERATURE, HUNDREDS OF BIG AND SMALL SCREEN DELIGHTS FOR YOUR WATCHING AT HALLOWEEN WITH A FULL, CASUAL, GIANT ANNOTATED FILMOGRAPHY, & COMMENTS ON HORROR IN ARTS OF YESTERDAY AND TODAY.
Author : Library of Congress. Copyright Office
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1184 pages
Book Rating : 4.E/5 ( download)
Download or read book Catalogue of Title Entries of Books and Other Articles Entered in the Office of the Register of Copyrights, Library of Congress, at Washington, D.C. written by Library of Congress. Copyright Office and published by . This book was released on 1903 with total page 1184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
