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Book Synopsis How to Fake Being Tidy by : Fenella Souter
Download or read book How to Fake Being Tidy written by Fenella Souter and published by Allen & Unwin. This book was released on 2021-03-30 with total page 259 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny true stories about the everyday dramas that can make or break friendships, cooking, housekeeping and the domestic chaos that always threatens to get the upper hand, written in the tradition of Nora Ephron. 'A glorious account of how the little things of life are, of course, the big things' - Richard Glover 'Every failed domestic goddess will rock with laughter.' Shona Martyn My mother wasn't much of a housekeeper. She wasn't much of a cook either, although she tried. She longed to live a more unconventional life. Admirably high-minded, but it meant I never learnt to fold a towel. In these funny, sometimes poignant, stories, award-winning feature writer Fenella Souter celebrates the highs and lows of domestic life - from her attempts to run the house like a grown-up, to lessons in good cooking; from accidentally killing her wisteria, divorcing the cat and shirt-fronting bossy tradies, to wondering if the 'hostess gift' is still a thing or why some people have impeccable taste. With their distinctive wit, they will leave you smiling with recognition at the everyday dramas and dilemmas that can make or break friendships and marriages, turn a house into a home, or let chaos get the upper hand. 'Chuck out all your self-help guides to gratitude, mindfulness and finding meaning. This book is all you need.' - Charlotte Wood 'Sweet, wise and very funny.' - Danny Katz
Download or read book Tidy the F*ck Up written by Messie Condo and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-05-28 with total page 129 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Even you can get your sh*t together! Tidy the F*ck Up is a funny, down-to-earth parody of Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, where you’ll be handed the most useful tools for keeping your crap clean and organized without all the pressure. In this book, you’ll discover useful ways to figure out what to do with your sh*tpiles in an approachable, care-free way, and you’ll say farewell to the hair-pulling stress of marathon cleaning. Tossing all your junk in a closet doesn’t make it any less of a clusterf*ck, but approaching it little by little and making use of some helpful hints can do a world of wonders for all your sh*t, the comfort of your space, and your general sanity. With this hilarious guide, you’ll learn how to: Become a decision-making bad*ss Get rid of the sh*t you don’t need and keep the sh*t you do Live life after a clusterf*ck! And more! With a lighthearted tone that the finest sailors would admire, Tidy the F*ck Up will help you make your house a f*cking home.
Book Synopsis The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by : Marie Kondo
Download or read book The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up written by Marie Kondo and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2014-10-14 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER • The book that sparked a revolution and inspired the hit Netflix series Tidying Up with Marie Kondo: the original guide to decluttering your home once and for all. ONE OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL BOOKS OF THE DECADE—CNN Despite constant efforts to declutter your home, do papers still accumulate like snowdrifts and clothes pile up like a tangled mess of noodles? Japanese cleaning consultant Marie Kondo takes tidying to a whole new level, promising that if you properly simplify and organize your home once, you’ll never have to do it again. Most methods advocate a room-by-room or little-by-little approach, which doom you to pick away at your piles of stuff forever. The KonMari Method, with its revolutionary category-by-category system, leads to lasting results. In fact, none of Kondo’s clients have lapsed (and she still has a three-month waiting list). With detailed guidance for determining which items in your house “spark joy” (and which don’t), this international bestseller will help you clear your clutter and enjoy the unique magic of a tidy home—and the calm, motivated mindset it can inspire.
Book Synopsis 10-Minute Tidy Home by : Sara L. Hunter
Download or read book 10-Minute Tidy Home written by Sara L. Hunter and published by Fair Winds Press. This book was released on 2019-09-10 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Organize your home…and your life. This invaluable resource gives you 400+ ingenious ways to get (and keep) your home organized in just ten minutes—less time than it will take you to find your misplaced keys! If you are about to give up the battle to finally organize your home, don't. Help has arrived with this book. Your dream of an organized home can be a reality. And it won't take a lot of time or money. Get good, proven, and effective advice on all of the challenge areas in your home: the kitchen, family rooms, home offices, basements, garages, and more. Also, learn tips for keeping chaos at bay when you throw parties, host holiday gatherings, and pack for vacations. Create order with these tips and many more: Organizing your kitchen cupboard into sections for each family member Organize your child's artwork in three-ring binders Recycle your birthday and holiday cards by making them into gift tags for future presents Your beautifully organized home is in sight with 10-Minute Tidy Home.
Download or read book FAKE written by Sanami Matoh and published by COMPASS Inc.. This book was released on with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Detective Randy "Ryo" Maclean has just arrived at the NYPD 27th precinct. It's not long before is he out on a narcotics case with his new buddy Dee Latener, the brash and self-confident troublemaker, who might be eager for more than just a business partnership with Ryo. Follow the NY cop duo Dee and Ryo in action against crimes, and for a possible romance-to-be...!?
Book Synopsis My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag . . . and Other Things You Can't Ask Martha by : Jolie Kerr
Download or read book My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag . . . and Other Things You Can't Ask Martha written by Jolie Kerr and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-02-25 with total page 258 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER “Wise and funny. . . . The Lorrie Moore short story, or the Tina Fey memoir, of cleaning tutorials.”—Dwight Garner, The New York Times “Thrillingly titled. . . . For a generation overwhelmed not just by dust bunnies, but by bong water on the carpet, pee stains on the ceiling and vomit seemingly everywhere, Jolie Kerr dispenses cleaning advice free of judgment. . . . A Mrs. Beeton for the postcollege set.” —Penelope Green, The New York Times “Jolie Kerr really cuts through the grease and grime with her new book. I do what she tells me to do.” —Amy Sedaris The author of the hit column “Ask a Clean Person” offers a hilarious and practical guide to cleaning up life’s little emergencies Life is filled with spills, odors, and those oh-so embarrassing stains you just can’t tell your parents about. And let’s be honest: no one is going to ask Martha Stewart what to do when your boyfriend barfs in your handbag. Thankfully, Jolie Kerr has both staggering cleaning knowledge and a sense of humor. With signature sass and straight talk, Jolie takes on questions ranging from the basic—how do I use a mop? —to the esoteric—what should I do when bottles of homebrewed ginger beer explode in my kitchen? My Boyfriend Barfed in My Handbag proves that even the most nightmarish cleaning conundrums can be solved with a smile, the right supplies, and a little music.
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Tidying by : Beth Penn
Download or read book The Little Book of Tidying written by Beth Penn and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2017-07-06 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A beautifully colour-illustrated pocket guide to decluttering your home and life by using specific tools and strategies
Download or read book Tidying Up Art written by Ursus Wehrli and published by Prestel Pub. This book was released on 2003 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tidying Up Art is an attempt at bringing a bit of clarity into our lives just where it makes no sense at all! Ursus Wehrli, a popular stand-up comedian, rearranges famous works of art, sweeps all unwanted things out of the way and lines everything up in neat rows: after all, being tidy is a virtue.
Book Synopsis How to Clean Practically Anything by : Edward Kippel
Download or read book How to Clean Practically Anything written by Edward Kippel and published by . This book was released on 1996 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Provides practical ways to clean household and personal items, including appliances, upholstery, carpets, and automobiles.
Download or read book I Am Tidy written by Jen Porter and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Originally published as I've Been Tidy in 2016 in Australia by Lake Press Pty Ltd."
Book Synopsis How To Clean Your House by : Lynsey, Queen of Clean
Download or read book How To Clean Your House written by Lynsey, Queen of Clean and published by HarperCollins UK. This book was released on 2019-03-21 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Packed with simple tips and tricks, this is everything you need to know about household cleaning.
Book Synopsis How to Clean Your Room in 10 Easy Steps by : Jennifer LaRue Huget
Download or read book How to Clean Your Room in 10 Easy Steps written by Jennifer LaRue Huget and published by Schwartz & Wade. This book was released on 2010 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young girl provides unique advice on how to tidy a bedroom.
Download or read book Tidy written by Emily Gravett and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-03-21 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pete the badger learns that being tidy isn’t always the best thing in this save-the-environment picture book from award-winning author and illustrator Emily Gravett. Pete the badger likes everything to be neat and tidy at all times, but what starts as the collecting of one fallen leaf escalates quickly and ends with the complete destruction of the forest. Will Pete realize the error of his ways and reverse his tidying habit?
Book Synopsis Even If This Love Disappears Tonight by : Misaki Ichijo
Download or read book Even If This Love Disappears Tonight written by Misaki Ichijo and published by Yen Press LLC. This book was released on 2022-12-13 with total page 157 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Tooru Kamiya is pushed into falsely confessing his love to Maori Hino, she tells him she’ll date him on three conditions. 1) Don’t talk to her until after school. 2) Keep any communication between them concise. 3) Don’t really fall in love. Unfortunately, he isn’t able to keep the last rule—and when he tells her how he feels, she reveals that she has an illness that prevents her from remembering anything that happened the previous day, and that she uses a diary to keep track. But Tooru is determined to build a relationship with her, one day at a time…
Book Synopsis The Complete Book of Clean by : Toni Hammersley
Download or read book The Complete Book of Clean written by Toni Hammersley and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-16 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Even If These Tears Disappear Tonight by : Misaki Ichijo
Download or read book Even If These Tears Disappear Tonight written by Misaki Ichijo and published by Yen Press LLC. This book was released on 2023-05-23 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Why do you need to forget him?” Tooru Naruse’s life at university was mundane—until he met Izumi Wataya. Having fallen in love at first sight, he confesses his feelings for her, and she agrees to date him on one condition: He must promise never to fall in love with her. Thus, their pretend relationship begins—but Izumi cannot forget about her past love, and the attempt is short-lived. Hoping to learn who that person was and the reason behind her fleeting wistful expressions, Tooru reaches out to Izumi’s best friend from high school, Maori Hino. However, maybe some things are best kept secret...
Book Synopsis Let's Pretend This Never Happened by : Jenny Lawson
Download or read book Let's Pretend This Never Happened written by Jenny Lawson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2012-04-17 with total page 384 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times bestselling (mostly true) memoir from the hilarious author of Furiously Happy. “Gaspingly funny and wonderfully inappropriate.”—O, The Oprah Magazine When Jenny Lawson was little, all she ever wanted was to fit in. That dream was cut short by her fantastically unbalanced father and a morbidly eccentric childhood. It did, however, open up an opportunity for Lawson to find the humor in the strange shame-spiral that is her life, and we are all the better for it. In the irreverent Let’s Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson’s long-suffering husband and sweet daughter help her uncover the surprising discovery that the most terribly human moments—the ones we want to pretend never happened—are the very same moments that make us the people we are today. For every intellectual misfit who thought they were the only ones to think the things that Lawson dares to say out loud, this is a poignant and hysterical look at the dark, disturbing, yet wonderful moments of our lives. Readers Guide Inside
