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Book Synopsis How Daddy Got An STD by : Brad Gosse
Download or read book How Daddy Got An STD written by Brad Gosse and published by . This book was released on 2020-02-04 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad goes out every night. After he and mommy fight. What he does we do not know. Mommy says he's with a hoe. Suddenly dad got a rash. Mommy can't stop talking trash. In the car and off we go. To the doctor, he must show. His penis has a strange red bump. The hookers are who he likes to hump. Now daddy has the HIV. A disease you can get sexually. Mom and dad no longer talk. Because dad can't contain his cock
Download or read book Baa Baa Black Sheep written by Brad Gosse and published by . This book was released on 2020-03 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Baa baa black sheep please step out of the car. Yes sir yes sir please know I'm unarmed. Do you know why I stopped you today? Because of the fur color, I display? You match the description of a suspect I seek. Funny it's the 4th time to happen this week. I profiled you because you are black. And you drive a Mercedes which seems kinda whack. Either this car is stolen or you make too much money. A drug dealer or car thief and neither is funny. I need to justify this routine stop. So everyone thinks that I'm a good cop. For my safety Put your hands behind your back. Since I can't find anything I planted some crack.
Download or read book Humpty Dumpty written by Brad Gosse and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-29 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Humpty Dumpty started a new job. Humpty Dumpty shows co- workers his knob. He makes jokes about sexual orientation. And emailed a co-worker with the subject: "Oral Fixation". He doesn't understand inappropriate touch. His secret Santa gifts are way too much. He's always suggesting awkward things. And gives people nicknames that really sting. He forwards emails that always offend. Always demanding Hugs that never seem to end. He makes offensive stereotypes when it comes to gender. When he gets in trouble he says he "didn't mean to offend her". His workplace activities are sexually inspired. And That's why Humpty Dumpty always gets fired.
Download or read book Oh Daddy: Books 1-8 written by Isla Chiu and published by Isla Chiu. This book was released on 2022-02-24 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning: this collection contains 8 taboo age gap stories featuring young women and their stepfathers! Includes Caught by Daddy; Claimed by Daddy; Daddy’s Princess; Daddy’s Public Claim; Daddy, It’s Wet Outside; Daddy’s Cherry; Claimed by Daddy and His Best Friend; and Daddy Shows Me How It’s Done. Caught by Daddy As he studies my black thong, I squirm, but not in an entirely unpleasant way. I would be lying if I said I never had a naughty fantasy starring my stepfather. He’s the textbook definition of dreamy with his deep blue eyes, chiseled jawline, and lush dark brown hair with a hint of distinguished gray. Obviously, I stomped down my attraction because he was married to Mom, my stepdad, and twice my age. He tugs at the edge of my thong. Some twisted part of me wants to see what he does next. WORD COUNT: 2,800 Claimed by Daddy Despite my annoyance, I’m acutely aware of my stepfather’s scent. Soap and lemon. And I’m aware of how warm his hands are on my skin. I look at him, at his hazel eyes and his sexily messy brown hair and the stubble on his handsome face. Christ, I was never this attracted to Chad. I enjoyed his touch, but his mere presence never made my heart race and never left me just the littlest bit breathless. Stealing my breath away, my stepfather kisses me. I moan into his mouth, letting his tongue in, letting him devour me. He pushes me up against the wall, holding my hips possessively. WORD COUNT: 2,200 Daddy’s Princess He sits next to me on the bed. My pulse races when I notice how little distance there is between our bodies. I breathe in my stepfather’s scent. He smells like persimmons, the national fruit of Estren. “You dare to insult the king again?” he asks in a quiet voice, tugging at the hem of my dress. I shudder as I’m caught by another involuntary wave of lust. “I’m merely stating the truth, your highness.” A squeak escapes my lips when he bends me over his lap. WORD COUNT: 2,500 Daddy’s Public Claim At my stepfather’s touch, dumb butterflies flutter around in my body. Despite my best efforts not to, I’ve noticed how handsome my stepdad is. Messy dark brown hair, mesmerizing hazel eyes, a jawline you could cut stone on. In addition to having ridiculously good looks, he’s also smart and rich; he’s sold apps to both Google and Apple for obscene amounts of money. I questioned my mom’s sanity when she divorced him. But secretly, a not-so-small part of me was thrilled by the divorce because it meant that I would be alone with my stepdad in his big white house. Not that I would ever go after Mom’s ex-husband because how f**ked up would that be? Then again, she did go after my boyfriend… WORD COUNT: 2,100 Daddy, It’s Wet Outside When I’m on his doorstep, I let out a breath. Is Daddy even going to let me come inside? To be honest, I wouldn’t totally blame him if he left me out in the pouring rain. I did break his heart and haven’t talked to him for the last two years. But I’m going to have him forgive me. Eventually, without fail, Daddy always gives me what I want. WORD COUNT: 2,000 And more!
Book Synopsis It's Perfectly Normal by : Robie H. Harris
Download or read book It's Perfectly Normal written by Robie H. Harris and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2021-05-18 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fully and fearlessly updated, this vital new edition of the acclaimed book on sex, sexuality, bodies, and puberty deserves a spot in every family’s library. With more than 1.5 million copies in print, It’s Perfectly Normal has been a trusted resource on sexuality for more than twenty-five years. Rigorously vetted by experts, this is the most ambitiously updated edition yet, featuring to-the-minute information and language accompanied by new and refreshed art. Updates include: * A shift to gender-neutral vocabulary throughout * An expansion on LGBTQIA topics, gender identity, sex, and sexuality—making this a sexual health book for all readers * Coverage of recent advances in methods of sexual safety and contraception with corresponding illustrations * A revised section on abortion, including developments in the shifting politics and legislation as well as an accurate, honest overview * A sensitive and detailed expansion on the topics of sexual abuse, the importance of consent, and destigmatizing HIV/AIDS * A modern understanding of social media and the internet that tackles rapidly changing technology to highlight its benefits and pitfalls and ways to stay safe online Inclusive and accessible, this newest edition of It’s Perfectly Normal provides young people with the knowledge and vocabulary they need to understand their bodies, relationships, and identities in order to make responsible decisions and stay healthy.
Download or read book Daddy Drinks written by Brad Gosse and published by . This book was released on 2019-07 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For mature audiences only. Not for the easily offended! A hilarious look at children's books. I've designed book covers for 100 kids books that should never be published. With great titles like: Mom Can't Afford Car Payments, Dad Lost the House, Daddy's Moving Away, Daddy Committed Wire Fraud, Jesus Needs Mommy in Heaven, Mommy Killed Herself, How Daddy Got an STD, Why Daddy Hits Mommy, Mommy Turns Tricks, Don't Trust the Clown on 5th, My Dad the Junkie, Your Art Sucks, No Dinner Tonight, I'm Not Your Father, Don't Bathe With Uncle Joe, Don't Start Fires, Billy Starts a Pile-Up, Sleep Time for Mr. Mittens, Three Little Pigs Become Bacon, Don't Interrupt Group, Capital Punishment, Mom Joined an MLM, Kid Detective, Mom, Dad, Sarah and Don, Mom's Essential Oil's, My Parents and Siblings, Your Life Is a Lie and many more. The covers illustrated in in this book are a light hearted look at a difficult childhood. Try not to find yourself triggered by the one or two things that you decide are offensive. I can't be funny if I have to worry about you.
Download or read book STD's & You written by Brad Gosse and published by . This book was released on 2020-09-21 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad had unprotected butt sex with a strange man. His visit to the doctor wasn't planned. So he took you to the zoo, so he could explain. Gonorrhea causes yellow discharge and pain. Remember when mom brought home that stranger?. She got the aids. Not knowing the danger. That unprotected sex can bring to you. So wrap up your junk whatever you do. Chlamydia may stop you from having kids. Crabs aka public lice is easy for you to rid. Syphilis starts out as a few painless sores. Hpv can end up being so much more. Also called genital warts it may lead to cancer. Herpes has no cure. Now you have the answers. About stds so now you know. to always wear condoms when you sleep with the hoes.
Book Synopsis Strong Fathers, Strong Daughters by : Meg Meeker
Download or read book Strong Fathers, Strong Daughters written by Meg Meeker and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2006-09-30 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Inspiration for the motion picture streaming on Pure Flix! Drawing on her thirty years' experience practicing pediatric and adolescent medicine, teen health expert Dr. Meg Meeker explains why an active father figure is maybe the single most important factor in a young woman's development. In this invaluable guide, Meeker shows how a father can be both counsel and protector for his daughter as she grows into a spiritually and mentally strong young woman. From cradling his newborn to walking her down the aisle, a father must relish his paramount responsibility—guiding the course of his daughter’s life. Meeker reveals • how a man can become a "strong father" • how a father's guidance influences every part of a woman's life, from her self-respect to her perspective on drugs, alcohol, and sex • how to lay down ground rules that are respected without creating distance in your relationship with your daughter • why you need to be your daughter's hero • the mistakes most fathers make and their serious consequences • how to help daughters make their own good decisions and avoid disastrous mistakes • how a father's faith will influence his daughter's spiritual development • how to get through to you daughter, even during her toughest don't-talk-to-me years • true stories of daughters who were on the wrong path—and how their fathers helped to bring them back Learn how to grow, strengthen, or rebuild your relationship with your daughter to better both your life and hers in the bestselling Strong Fathers, Strong Daughters: 10 Secrets Every Father Should Know.
Download or read book The Lovely Bones written by Alice Sebold and published by Bloomsbury Publishing. This book was released on 2018-09-25 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Susie Salmon is just like any other young American girl. She wants to be beautiful, adores her charm bracelet and has a crush on a boy from school. There's one big difference though – Susie is dead. Add: Now she can only observe while her family manage their grief in their different ways. Susie is desperate to help them and there might be a way of reaching them... Alice Sebold's novel The Lovely Bones is a unique coming-of-age tale that captured the hearts of readers throughout the world. Award-winning playwright Bryony Lavery has adapted it for this unforgettable play about life after loss.
Download or read book Ugly Love written by Colleen Hoover and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2014-08-05 with total page 336 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Colleen Hoover, the #1 New York Times bestselling author of It Starts with Us and It Ends with Us, a heart-wrenching love story that proves attraction at first sight can be messy. When Tate Collins meets airline pilot Miles Archer, she doesn't think it's love at first sight. They wouldn’t even go so far as to consider themselves friends. The only thing Tate and Miles have in common is an undeniable mutual attraction. Once their desires are out in the open, they realize they have the perfect set-up. He doesn’t want love, she doesn’t have time for love, so that just leaves the sex. Their arrangement could be surprisingly seamless, as long as Tate can stick to the only two rules Miles has for her. Never ask about the past. Don’t expect a future. They think they can handle it, but realize almost immediately they can’t handle it at all. Hearts get infiltrated. Promises get broken. Rules get shattered. Love gets ugly.
Download or read book Priestdaddy written by Patricia Lockwood and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-05-02 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: ONE OF THE NEW YORK TIMES BOOK REVIEW'S 10 BEST BOOKS OF THE YEAR NAMED ONE OF THE 50 BEST MEMOIRS OF THE PAST 50 YEARS BY THE NEW YORK TIMES SELECTED AS A BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR BY: The Washington Post * Elle * NPR * New York Magazine * Boston Globe * Nylon * Slate * The Cut * The New Yorker * Chicago Tribune WINNER OF THE THURBER PRIZE FOR AMERICAN HUMOR “Affectionate and very funny . . . wonderfully grounded and authentic. This book proves Lockwood to be a formidably gifted writer who can do pretty much anything she pleases.” – The New York Times Book Review From Booker Prize finalist Patricia Lockwood, author of the novel No One Is Talking About This, a vivid, heartbreakingly funny memoir about balancing identity with family and tradition. Father Greg Lockwood is unlike any Catholic priest you have ever met—a man who lounges in boxer shorts, loves action movies, and whose constant jamming on the guitar reverberates “like a whole band dying in a plane crash in 1972.” His daughter is an irreverent poet who long ago left the Church’s country. When an unexpected crisis leads her and her husband to move back into her parents’ rectory, their two worlds collide. In Priestdaddy, Lockwood interweaves emblematic moments from her childhood and adolescence—from an ill-fated family hunting trip and an abortion clinic sit-in where her father was arrested to her involvement in a cultlike Catholic youth group—with scenes that chronicle the eight-month adventure she and her husband had in her parents’ household after a decade of living on their own. Lockwood details her education of a seminarian who is also living at the rectory, tries to explain Catholicism to her husband, who is mystified by its bloodthirstiness and arcane laws, and encounters a mysterious substance on a hotel bed with her mother. Lockwood pivots from the raunchy to the sublime, from the comic to the deeply serious, exploring issues of belief, belonging, and personhood. Priestdaddy is an entertaining, unforgettable portrait of a deeply odd religious upbringing, and how one balances a hard-won identity with the weight of family and tradition.
Download or read book Grandma's Dead written by Amanda McCall and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2011-11-15 with total page 92 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Avoid the messy confrontations that accompany delivering bad news personally and let one of these cute baby animal postcards deliver the devastating message for you. Are you afraid to tell your girlfriend that her ass looks fat? Do you need to explain to your nephew that dreams don't come true? Why not let a cute, fuzzy bunny do it for you! We understand how hard it is to tell someone that you're sleeping with his wife, so let a photograph of a duckling sleeping on a teddy bear soften the blow. These perforated postcards answer all of your cowardly prayers—you'll finally be able to tell the truth without ever conquering your fear of confrontation. Let these adorable baby animals supply a silver lining to any bad situation and avoid, a long, tearful afternoon explaining why daddy's never coming home.
Download or read book Dad written by Mifflin Lowe and published by . This book was released on 2021-05 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dad: The Man, The Myth, The Legend is an epic--and totally unexaggerated--tale for dads everywhere! Heroic, hilarious, and heartwarming, it's the sweet saga of Dad: protector, provider, and child's best friend.
Download or read book Look But Don't Touch written by Cara Dee and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-10 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nicholas Ford, a successful club owner in his mid-thirties, decided a while back to deny his Daddy nature in order to follow his family's advice and settle down. The day before he is to attend his girlfriend's sister's wedding, he makes an appearance at his BDSM club and runs into Kayla, a bubbly Little Girl who captures his undivided attention. Look but don't touch, Nicholas tells himself. What he doesn't know is that Kayla's in town to go to her cousin's wedding...
Book Synopsis Indian No More by : Charlene Willing McManis
Download or read book Indian No More written by Charlene Willing McManis and published by Youth Large Print. This book was released on 2023-07-12 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Regina's Umpqua tribe is legally terminated and her family must relocate from Oregon to Los Angeles, she goes on a quest to understand her identity as an Indian despite being so far from home.
Download or read book With My Daddy written by Jo Witek and published by Harry N. Abrams. This book was released on 2018-04-24 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A little girl honors her dad and all the fun they have together in this sweet companion to In My Heart. Our spunky heroine loves spending time with her dad. They ride bikes and swim in the pool They can imagine exciting adventures, or just lounge around on a hot day. Being with her dad makes her feel safe and comforted, strong and powerful. She can confront the neighbor's dog and get thrown up in the air And when she gets too scared, or too angry, nothing calms her down better than a big hug from dad. This addition to the bestselling Growing Hearts series will make an appealing gift for Father's Day.
Download or read book Dad's a Cuck written by Brad Gosse and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-15 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your mom has a big sex drive your dad can't fulfill. So she see's other men. While your daddy sits still.
