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Book Synopsis Harry Potter Knock Knock Jokes by : Marie Freeman
Download or read book Harry Potter Knock Knock Jokes written by Marie Freeman and published by . This book was released on 2019-02-12 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SO...I DECIDED TO CHALLENGE MYSELF. I'm Marie Freeman , probably the most die-hard Harry Potter fan you will ever meet. Matter of fact , I am so obsessed with Harry Potter that on a scale of 1-10 I'm probably a 9 and 3/4 ;) You see, I challenged myself to put together the best Harry Potter joke book for fans. Not just the best... My goal was to produce the most high-quality, premium collectible book there could possibly be! I love Harry Potter, I really do! And if you are reading this... I'm sure you do too! I consider all fans my friends, and I firmly believe we all deserve the best when it comes to fan books. I'm so happy that you are reading this, since this means you took the time to click on my book and check out my work! This makes me so honoured! And... I for sure don't want to let you and your expectations down! I can say I completed my challenge! And since I'm a huuge fan myself , I selected only the best jokes for you and put them into a solid book ! If this book was a spell , it would be rictusempra ! No Kidding ! Other books are more like avada kedavra ;) Here's how it's made : The book is divided into chapters so all the jokes are organised for you I made it in a neat , clear layout with images so it's actually pleasing too look at This book is designed to be a premium collectible , not just a random compilation of jokes, this is why I put great pride on the paperback version It's perfect for fans of all ages so you can gift it to everyone ! So if you want to grab a great Harry Potter book, then click "add to cart" now !
Book Synopsis Harry Potter Knock Knock Jokes for Kids by : Nina Riddle
Download or read book Harry Potter Knock Knock Jokes for Kids written by Nina Riddle and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2017-12-31 with total page 57 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Harry Potter Knock Knock jokes for kids ages 7-12. Written by an English teacher with a focus on word variance to help children build their vocabulary. Education AND fun! You'd be crazy not to buy it. Knock, knock. Who's there? Tonk. Tonks who?. Tonks, for nothing, Muggle!. Knock, knock. Who's there? Wand. Wand who? Wandering through the neighborhood and thought I'd say hello.
Book Synopsis Harry Potter Jokes for Kids by : Nina Riddle
Download or read book Harry Potter Jokes for Kids written by Nina Riddle and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2017-09-26 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Harry Potter jokes for kids ages 7-12. Written by an English teacher with a focus on word variance to help children build their vocabulary. Education AND fun! You'd be crazy not to buy it. How do turn a donkey into a unicorn? With a horserer's stone. Why didn't the ant get into Hogwarts? She was a Buggle. Where do Death Eaters go on vacation when they want to get a sun tan? Hexico City. What do you call a flattened dragon? A lizard trading card. Where do older wizards go when they want to listen to swing music with a fun rhythm? Jazzkaban. What is Cho Chang's favourite salad? Ravenslaw.
Book Synopsis 101 Amazing Knock Knock Jokes by : Jack Goldstein
Download or read book 101 Amazing Knock Knock Jokes written by Jack Goldstein and published by Andrews UK Limited. This book was released on 2013-01-29 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This side-splitting collection of 101 of the best knock knock jokes you have ever heard is dangerously funny! Jack Goldstein caters for children of all ages with this hilarious joke book with over one hundred jokes that will have all the family laughing. Organised into categories so you have a knock knock joke for every occasion, this is an ideal addition to any budding comedian's bookshelf.
Book Synopsis The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor by : Brian Boone
Download or read book The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor written by Brian Boone and published by Sky Pony. This book was released on 2017-10-10 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Muggle world got you down? Dark Lord actively trying to end you? Horcrux fell into the abyss that is between your couch cushions? Need some laughter but haven’t learned the tickling charm yet? Don’t worry; The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book is here to relieve some of the daily stresses that accompany a life of witchcraft and wizardry. “Tom” Riddles, knock-knock jokes, and plenty of puns: How did Ron gas up the flying car?... ”Expecto petroleum!” How does a Quidditch newbie function?... By winging it! What kind of drink do magical parrots like?... Pollyjuice! What’s a Thestral’s favorite day of the week?... Flyday! For fans of the Harry Potter series, this gut-busting compendium of charming and magical quips pokes fun at some of your favorite characters and scenes from the books and movies. The jokes highlight some of the major characters, including Harry, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Dumbledore, and Voldemort, as well as many magical elements from the wizard world! Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.
Book Synopsis The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter 4-Book Box Set by : Brian Boone
Download or read book The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter 4-Book Box Set written by Brian Boone and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-11-05 with total page 539 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Your favorite Gryffindor guffaws, stupefying shenanigans, Hufflepuff hilarity, and Riddikulus Ravenclaw riddles, all in one place! You won’t need the tickling charm after reading this collection! This fantastical box set contains all four of the Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Books: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor Stupefying Shenanigans for Slytherin Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw From Dumbledore to Umbridge, from Hogwarts to Hogsmeade, from Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy, every aspect of the Harry Potter universe is contained in these four fantastic books. One-liners, quips, and wisecracks will have you and your friends and family spellbound. So Accio this box set and crack up at the wizard world! Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, each joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.
Book Synopsis The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff by : Brian Boone
Download or read book The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff written by Brian Boone and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-09-24 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here are hundreds of hilarious jokes, especially for those who believe that they belong in the esteemed Hogwarts House of Hufflepuff (not Gryffindor, not Ravenclaw, and certainly not Slytherin) Here are hundreds of hilarious jokes from the Harry Potter world for every muggle, wizard, and squib. The Pottermore website allows Harry Potter fans everywhere to be sorted into the house that’s right for them, and now loyal Hufflepuffs everywhere can find themselves in The Unofficial Harry Potter Jokes Book: Howling Hilarity for Hufflepuff. This fourth book will continue the silly jokes, funny art, and hilarious one-liners specific to the most underrated house of all, and to the wider wizard world. Jokes include clever lines such as: At least at first, did Cedric like being in the Triwizard Tournament? Yeah, he could really Diggory it! What does a Hufflepuff do after a wand duel? He huffs and puffs! What kind of cereal do they serve at Hogwarts? Hufflepuffs. Why did Professor Sprout take the Herbology job? She wanted to get back to her roots. Knock-knock…Who’s there? Tonks. Tonks who? Tonks a lot! Featuring hundreds of jokes and fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun for readers and fans of the bestselling series
Book Synopsis Harry Potter Jokes: Hilarous Harry Potter Jokes Even Voldermort Would Laugh at by : Prince Vincent
Download or read book Harry Potter Jokes: Hilarous Harry Potter Jokes Even Voldermort Would Laugh at written by Prince Vincent and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-02-11 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Harry Potter JokesHilarous Harry Potter Jokes Even Voldermort Would Laugh AtWhen we think we have finally seen it all, a new joke emerged that us rolling on the floor laughing like someone who just had a tickling charm placed on them!These are hilarious jokes that would definitely be weasley twin-approved; in fact they are so funny that they might have made voldermort himself crack a smile!
Book Synopsis The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw by : Brian Boone
Download or read book The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw written by Brian Boone and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2019-09-24 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Here are hundreds of hilarious jokes, especially for those who believe that they belong in the esteemed Hogwarts House of Ravenclaw (not Gryffindor, not Hufflepuff, and certainly not Slytherin) The Pottermore website allows Harry Potter fans everywhere to be sorted into the house that’s right for them, and now the Ravenclaws the world over will find their place in The Unofficial Harry Potter Jokes Book: Raucous Jokes and Riddikulus Riddles for Ravenclaw. This third book in the series dives deeper into this magical universe, poking fun of every wizard and muggle from Hogsmead to the Ministry of Magic itself. Jokes include clever lines such as: What do you get when you cross a Ravenclaw with the infirmary? Ill-literacy We value wit, humor…and brains! Or maybe we’re just “for the birds.” Who are we? Ravenclaw Why did everybody want to take Professor Flitwick's class? Because he was so "charming." Why did Gilderoy Lockhart team up with Nearly Headless Nick? He needed a ghost-writer. Featuring hundreds of jokes and fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun for readers and fans of the bestselling series.
Book Synopsis The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1. by : Brian Boone
Download or read book The Unofficial Joke Book for Fans of Harry Potter: Vol 1. written by Brian Boone and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2017-10-10 with total page 174 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Muggle world got you down? Dark Lord actively trying to end you? Horcrux fell into the abyss that is between your couch cushions? Need some laughter but haven’t learned the tickling charm yet? Don’t worry; The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book is here to relieve some of the daily stresses that accompany a life of witchcraft and wizardry. “Tom” Riddles, knock-knock jokes, and plenty of puns: How did Ron gas up the flying car?... ”Expecto petroleum!” How does a Quidditch newbie function?... By winging it! What kind of drink do magical parrots like?... Pollyjuice! What’s a Thestral’s favorite day of the week?... Flyday! For fans of the Harry Potter series, this gut-busting compendium of charming and magical quips pokes fun at some of your favorite characters and scenes from the books and movies. The jokes highlight some of the major characters, including Harry, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Dumbledore, and Voldemort, as well as many magical elements from the wizard world! Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.
Book Synopsis Knock-Knock Jokes for Funny Kids by : Josephine Southon
Download or read book Knock-Knock Jokes for Funny Kids written by Josephine Southon and published by Buster Books. This book was released on 2021-09-30 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This side-splitting collection is packed with hundreds of knock-knock jokes for funny kids to share.
Book Synopsis The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Stupefying Shenanigans for Slytherin by : Boone Brian
Download or read book The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Stupefying Shenanigans for Slytherin written by Boone Brian and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-10-23 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tickle Charms and Laughing Potions, meet your match! This follow-up to The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book: Great Guffaws for Gryffindor Here’s just a sampling of the jokes you’ll find inside: Which Hogwarts professor gets blamed for everything? Professor Snape Goat. What’s Professor Lupin’s favorite day of the week? Moonday. Why did Gilderoy Lockhart team up with Nearly Headless Nick? He needed a ghostwriter. Did you hear that Professor McGonagall’s animagi and Crookshanks get together and gossip about students? They’re very catty. Featuring pages and pages of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations for Hogwarts lovers, this joke book provides endless fun. Have all your friends spellbound by hours of laughter!
Download or read book Knock Knock! Again written by Highlights and published by Highlights Press. This book was released on 2021-08-17 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock knock! Open up for 1,000 silly knock-knock jokes, curated by the kid experts at Highlights. This sequel to Knock, Knock! The BIGGEST, Best Joke Book EVER offers even more knock-knock jokes that will have kids laughing over and over again. This 352-page book makes a great gift for growing comedians ages 6 and up. A favorite of kids and grown-ups everywhere, knock-knocks are guaranteed to bring on the giggles. Like its companion, Highlights’ Laugh Attack joke book for kids, Knock Knock is packed with age-appropriate, funny jokes that kids can enjoy sharing with siblings, friends, grandparents and anyone who needs a laugh. With new jokes about animals, school, space, sports, and more, kids will amuse themselves for hours. Joke books encourage kids to read for fun and provide screen-free entertainment for road trips, rainy days and more—a great option for reluctant readers! Plus, sharing jokes with friends and family isn’t just fun; wordplay found in jokes boosts young readers’ language skills. Telling jokes also helps kids build confidence and social-emotional skills to help them succeed in school.
Book Synopsis Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) by : Rob Elliott
Download or read book Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids) written by Rob Elliott and published by Baker Books. This book was released on 2013-06-15 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.
Book Synopsis Knock Knock, Blub Blub! by : Brenda Ponnay
Download or read book Knock Knock, Blub Blub! written by Brenda Ponnay and published by Xist Publishing. This book was released on 2020-03-30 with total page 15 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You'll bubble up with laughter in this funny joke book featuring fish, mermaids, and more water wonders. Why did the dolphin cross the ocean? To get to the other tide. In this funny collection of illustrated jokes from Brenda Ponnay, little ones will swim through a sea of silly stumpers. Don't miss the other Illustrated Jokes books from Brenda Ponnay: Knock Knock, Boo Who? Knock Knock, Moo Who? It's Snot Fair! Knock Knock, Lettuce In!
Book Synopsis The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Ever! by : Editors of Portable Press
Download or read book The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes Ever! written by Editors of Portable Press and published by Portable Press. This book was released on 2017-05-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Giggles, groans, and belly laughs, packed on every page. Kids can't resist sharing jokes (even when you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We've stuffed the pages of this little book with the funniest knock-knock jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here's a sampling: Knock, knock. Who's there? Cowsgo. Cowsgo who? No, they don't. Cowsgo MOO! Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, that's why I knocked! Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting pirate! Interrup— ARRRRRRRRRR!
Book Synopsis The Amazing Book of Knock Knock Jokes by : Jack Goldstein
Download or read book The Amazing Book of Knock Knock Jokes written by Jack Goldstein and published by Andrews UK Limited. This book was released on 2016-01-05 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock, knock. Who's there? The Amazing Book of Knock Knock Jokes. The Amazing Book of Knock Knock Jokes who? The Amazing Ummm... let's start again. This book, The Amazing Book of Knock Knock Jokes, contains one hundred and fifty hilarious jokes for kids of all ages, as well as a short section on the history of the joke style that will probably interest your parents (but it’s OK, you can skip over that bit). The author believes that every single one of these jokes will make your head fall off with laughter and your sides split with mirth, so highly recommends exercising caution. Although wouldn’t it be great if your head really DID fall off?! Let’s find out…
