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Author : Lane Strauss
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 1257025457
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (57 download)
Download or read book Extra Innings written by Lane Strauss and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Karlon Douglas
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781079517590
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (175 download)
Download or read book Happy Fucking 89th Birthday written by Karlon Douglas and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-09 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Wanna see if we have the age you are looking for on any of our birthday books? Just search the words level up designs + the age you are looking for + birthday, for example: level up designs 18th birthday. This large print address book is the perfect birthday gift! Anyone wanting an easy to use address book with larger text and a larger book format will find getting themselves organized a breeze. It features space to list 436 contacts including: Name Address Cell Phone Home Phone Work Phone Email Address Other features include: An emergency contacts page in the front of the book for easy access including 911. Nice wide lines with plenty of space to write. A large book size of 8 1/2" x 11" so it can be easily found. A beautiful, professionally designed cover that lets you express your individuality. Click on our name above or search "Level Up Designs birthday books" on Amazon and check out some of our other birthday books such as: Large Print Password Organizers Journals, Diaries, and Notebooks Sketchbooks and much more
Author : Krista Ritchie
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0593639669
Total Pages : 817 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (936 download)
Download or read book Some Kind of Perfect written by Krista Ritchie and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2024-03-05 with total page 817 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The TikTok sensation Addicted Series concludes with Some Kind of Perfect, now in a print edition with special bonus material! Falling in love was just the beginning. Lily and Lo are childhood best friends and soul mates. Ryke and Daisy are wild risk-takers and flirty adventurers. Connor and Rose are genius rivals and intellectual teammates. After ten years of laughter. Of heartache. And love. They’re all back one final time.
Author : Doctor J.
Publisher : Author House
ISBN 13 : 1468528335
Total Pages : 272 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (685 download)
Download or read book I Stole a Truck or Bye-Bye Time Or written by Doctor J. and published by Author House. This book was released on 2009-08-14 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I STOLE A TRUCK OR BYE-BYE TIME OR is a memoir that focuses on my 20's, the ten years it took me to complete my Ph.D. The book is self-critical in the hope of becoming a better person.
Author : Kurt Vonnegut
Publisher : Dial Press Trade Paperback
ISBN 13 : 0385283865
Total Pages : 209 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (852 download)
Download or read book Happy Birthday, Wanda June written by Kurt Vonnegut and published by Dial Press Trade Paperback. This book was released on 2020-05-05 with total page 209 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Richly and often pertinently funny [with] a sure instinct for the carefully considered irrelevance . . . a great deal of incidental hilarity [and] inspired idiocy.”—The New York Times Happy Birthday Wanda June was Kurt Vonnegut’s first play, which premiered in New York in 1970 and was then adapted into a film in 1971. It is a darkly humorous and searing examination of the excesses of capitalism, patriotism, toxic masculinity, and American culture in the post-Vietnam War era. Featuring behind-the-scenes photographs from the original stage production, this play captures Vonnegut’s brilliantly distinct perspective unlike we have ever seen it before. “A great artist.”—The Cincinnati Enquirer
Author : Marissa A. Ross
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0399574174
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (995 download)
Download or read book Wine. All the Time. written by Marissa A. Ross and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-06-27 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Can I just be Marissa, please? I want to be hilarious and sexy and smart and insanely knowledgeable about wine.” —Mindy Kaling A fresh, fun, and unpretentious guide to wine from Marissa A. Ross, official wine columnist for Bon Appétit. Does the thought of having to buy wine for a dinner party stress you out? Is your go-to strategy to pick the bottle with the coolest label? Are you tired of choosing pairings based on your wallet, instead of your palate? Fear not! Bon Appétit wine columnist and Wine. All The Time. blogger Marissa A. Ross is here to help. In this utterly accessible yet comprehensive guide to wine, Ross will walk you through the ins and outs of wine culture. Told in her signature comedic voice, with personal anecdotes woven in among its lessons, Wine. All the Time. will teach you to sip confidently, and make you laugh as you're doing it. In Wine. All The Time., you’ll learn how to: • Describe what you’re drinking, and recognize your preferences • Find the best bottle for you budget and occasion • Read and understand what’s written on a wine label • Make the perfect pairings between what you’re drinking and what you’re eating • Throw the best damn dinner party your guests will ever attend • And much more
Author : D.A. Brooks
Publisher : Xlibris Corporation
ISBN 13 : 1483634922
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (836 download)
Download or read book Duchess written by D.A. Brooks and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2013-05-20 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Duchess has a sassy attitude and audible voice, commanding, respect looking for everything but love. She stands five feet six inches, with a velvety apricot skin tone that complemented her long silky black hair and stunning gray eyes. Which turned platinum depending on the placement of the sun, where her money ticket. Her bodys dainty despite her unhappy childhood and fiery temper; shes the author of her own demise. Who shows and amplifies how sad she is from the premature death of her mother. Throughout these trials, she gives the impression of detaching herself from the streets, finding God hears and sees. She learns valuable lessons while cascading the streets of Chicago. Helping with changing her disbelief in her wretched soul. When one single person helps to cherish those times of her moms love, although still wishing for her existence. His love helps her cope with the death and makes her face this world, which comes with powerful lessons and loves vicissitudes. This urban story will give you laughter, with a few unexpected twists, bringing you to tears, feeling a gangster boo could change.
Author : R. L. Stine
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0545820677
Total Pages : 178 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (458 download)
Download or read book It Came From Ohio!: My Life As a Writer written by R. L. Stine and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2015-04-28 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Revised and updated, the autobiography of the Master of Fright, RL Stine! The autobiography of RL Stine, creator of the Goosebumps series, now a motion picture in theaters October 16, 2015!Has he had a horrifying life?-Was RL Stine a SCARY kid?-Did he have a WEIRD family?-Did his friends at school think he was STRANGE?- Why does he like to TERRIFY his readers?-Where does he get the frightening ideas for his stories?All of your questions about best-selling your favorite author are answering in this STINE-TINGLING life story! For the first time ever, RL Stine reveals what he was like when he was YOUR age--and what his scary life is like TODAY!Plus: Private snapshots and photos from his family album!
Author : Summersdale
Publisher : Summersdale
ISBN 13 : 9781787832664
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (326 download)
Download or read book Oh Fuck - Not Another Birthday written by Summersdale and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2020-07-07 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Don't mention the B word... Another year, another birthday - time has flown and, yet again, the big day is rolling round. But don't panic! This plucky little book is here to help you through, with wit, wisdom and a healthy dose of irreverence.
Author : Amber Benson
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101630434
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (16 download)
Download or read book The Witches of Echo Park written by Amber Benson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2015-01-06 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First in a “spellbinding”* series about a coven of witches living in L.A., from Amber Benson, author of the Calliope Reaper-Jones novels. Unbeknownst to most of humankind, a powerful network of witches thrives within the shadows of society, using magic to keep the world in balance. But the witches are being eliminated—and we will all pay if their power falls… When Lyse MacAllister’s great-aunt Eleanora, the woman who raised her, becomes deathly ill, Lyse puts her life in Georgia on hold to rush back to Los Angeles. And once she returns to Echo Park, Lyse discovers her great-aunt has been keeping extraordinary secrets from her. Not only is Lyse heir to Eleanora’s Victorian house; she is also expected to take her great-aunt’s place in the Echo Park coven of witches. But accepting her destiny means placing herself in deadly peril—for the world of magic is under siege, and the battle the witches now fight may be their last…
Author : Bridey Thelen-Heidel
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 164742738X
Total Pages : 296 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (474 download)
Download or read book Bright Eyes written by Bridey Thelen-Heidel and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2024-09-24 with total page 296 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fans of Jennette McCurdy’s I’m Glad My Mom Died will root for Bridey Thelen-Heidel as she struggles to unshackle herself from her mother’s chaos in this triumphant debut memoir. Bridey is tethered to her mom’s addiction to dangerous men who park their Harley-Davidsons in the house and kick holes in all their doors. Raised to be her mother’s keeper, rescuer, and punching bag, Bridey gets used to stuffing her life into black trash bags, hauling them between Alaska and California, and changing schools every time her mom moves in a new monster—or runs away from one. Desperately seeking the normal life she’s observed in sitcoms and her friends’ families, Bridey earns her way into a fancy, private college, where she tries to forget who she is—until her mom calls with a threat that drops Bridey to her knees. Watching doctors and police interrogate her mother at the hospital, Bridey realizes her mom has become a monster herself . . . and she doesn’t want to be saved. But Bridey does. Bright Eyes is about the indomitable spirit of a young girl forced to be brave, required to be resilient, and conditioned to be optimistic, and how she ultimately uses the same traits that helped her to survive her mother’s chaos to create her own happily-ever-after.
Author : Suzy Giordano
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0525949593
Total Pages : 177 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (259 download)
Download or read book Twelve Hours' Sleep by Twelve Weeks Old written by Suzy Giordano and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-01-19 with total page 177 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: There is no bigger issue for healthy infants than sleeping through the night. In this simple, straightforward book, Suzy Giordano presents her amazingly effective “Limited-Crying Solution” that will get any baby to sleep for twelve hours at night—and three hours in the day—by the age of twelve weeks old. Giordano is the mother of five children and one of the most sought-after baby sleep specialists in the country. The Washington Post calls her a baby sleep "guru" and "an underground legend in the Washington area for her ability to teach newborns how to achieve that parenting nirvana: sleeping through the night." Her sleep plan has been tested with singletons, twins, triplets, babies with special needs, and colicky babies—and it has never failed. Whether you are pregnant, first-time parents, or parents who seek a different path with your second or third child, anyone can benefit from the Baby Coach’s popular system of regular feeding times, twelve hours of sleep at night and three hours of sleep during the day, and the peace of mind that comes with taking the parent and child out of a sleep- deprived world.
Author : Jane van der Riet
Publisher : Penguin Random House South Africa
ISBN 13 : 1776380460
Total Pages : 269 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (763 download)
Download or read book How to Hide Inside a Three written by Jane van der Riet and published by Penguin Random House South Africa. This book was released on 2023-08-07 with total page 269 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's hard enough being an adult, let alone a functional one. Leigh-Anne feels like neither. A white woman from Cape Town's Southern Suburbs, she's gradually unravelling as wife, mother, sister, daughter and office manager. The story opens in winter with Leigh-Anne lost at midnight on Rondebosch Common. Three losses are preying on her. First, there's her relationship with her ageing dad, who seems to be hiding a secret. Secondly, Leigh-Anne's desire for Samuel, her thin and distracted psychiatrist husband, has run dry, and she can't help thinking about her colleague Omar at NGO Phambili - Omar with the hairy wrists and warm jacket. The third area of loss is through a perceived betrayal of her activist best friend, Gwendal, whose increasing battiness alienates her teenage daughter. Leigh-Anne's children, Tom and Jamie, pipe up from the sidelines. They are oblivious as their mother grows fatter and drunker, her clandestine bingeing a backdrop to their lives. She seeks refuge by ordering her world into threes and multiples of threes, which are presented as lists - quirky, funny and often poignant. Her lists corral her worries and failures but can't fix them. Looming large is the loss of a national dream, evident in the poverty all around them, and personified in Mr Hoody, who lives on the pavement outside Leigh-Anne's local Spar. Leigh-Anne and her siblings discover the sordid secret their parents have been hiding: her father had an affair with the teenage sister of a nurse who worked at his abortion clinic on the Cape Flats during the apartheid years. The girl became pregnant, and Leigh-Anne has a sister, whom she tracks down. Eventually, Leigh-Anne's husband moves out and she starts rebuilding her life - with the possibility that Omar (whose attempted reconciliation with his ex-wife has failed) might be a part of it.
Author : Alex Abramovich
Publisher : Henry Holt and Company
ISBN 13 : 1429949066
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)
Download or read book Bullies written by Alex Abramovich and published by Henry Holt and Company. This book was released on 2016-03-08 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: **Vulture's The Best Books of 2016** **Kirkus Reviews Best Nonfiction Books of 2016** **featured in NPR's Guide to 2016's Great Reads** The powerful account of one writer's unlikely friendship with his childhood bully, now the president of a motorcycle club in one of America's most dangerous cities. Once upon a time, Alex Abramovich and Trevor Latham were mortal enemies: miniature outlaws in a Long Island elementary school, perpetually at each other's throats. Then they lost track of each other. Decades later, when they met again, Abramovich was a writer and Latham had become President of the East Bay Rats, a motorcycle club in Oakland. In 2010, Abramovich moved to California to immerse himself in Latham's world - one of fight clubs, booze-filled nights, and beat-downs on the city's streets. But dangerous, dysfunctional Oakland was also becoming one of America's most rapidly gentrifying cities, and the questions Abramovich had arrived with were thrown into brutal relief: How do we live with the burden of violence? How do we overcome it? Do we overcome it? As Trevor, the Rats, and the city they live in careen between crises and moments of renaissance, Abramovich explores issues of friendship, family, history, and destiny - and looks at what happens when those things fail. Bullies is at once a vivid, visceral narrative of an unusual friendship and an incisive portrait of a beautiful, terrible city.
Author : Rebelcat Occasions
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781713445784
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (457 download)
Download or read book Sixty - Oh Fuckity Fuck written by Rebelcat Occasions and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-30 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fun novelty notebook Small / journal / notebook to write in, for creative writing, planning and organizing. Would make a perfect gift for 60th Birthday Perfect Size at 6" by 9" 100 pages Softcover bookbinding Flexible paperback
Author : Ben Elton
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1448168244
Total Pages : 404 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (481 download)
Download or read book This Other Eden written by Ben Elton and published by Random House. This book was released on 2012-11-15 with total page 404 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SMALL, WELL APPOINTED FUTURE. SEMI DETACHED. If the end of the world is nigh, then surely it's only sensible to make alternative arrangements. Certainly the Earth has its points, but what most people need is something smaller and more manageable. Of course there are those who say that's planetary treason, but who cares what the weirdos and terrorists think? Not Nathan. All he cares is that his movie gets made and that there's somebody left to see it. In marketing terms the end of the world will be very big. Anyone trying to save it should remember that.
Author : Jaycee Dugard
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 0857207148
Total Pages : 263 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (572 download)
Download or read book A Stolen Life written by Jaycee Dugard and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2011-07-12 with total page 263 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A raw and powerful memoir of Jaycee Lee Dugard's own story of being kidnapped as an 11-year-old and held captive for over 18 years On 10 June 1991, eleven-year-old Jaycee Dugard was abducted from a school bus stop within sight of her home in Tahoe, California. It was the last her family and friends saw of her for over eighteen years. On 26 August 2009, Dugard, her daughters, and Phillip Craig Garrido appeared in the office of her kidnapper's parole officer in California. Their unusual behaviour sparked an investigation that led to the positive identification of Jaycee Lee Dugard, living in a tent behind Garrido's home. During her time in captivity, at the age of fourteen and seventeen, she gave birth to two daughters, both fathered by Garrido. Dugard's memoir is written by the 30-year-old herself and covers the period from the time of her abduction in 1991 up until the present. In her stark, utterly honest and unflinching narrative, Jaycee opens up about what she experienced, including how she feels now, a year after being found. Garrido and his wife Nancy have since pleaded guilty to their crimes.
