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Grave Humor

Author : R.J. Blain
Publisher : Pen & Page Publishing
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 293 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Grave Humor written by R.J. Blain and published by Pen & Page Publishing. This book was released on 2020-05-12 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Most days, Anwen regrets working at a funeral home despite the good pay. With the residents no longer inclined to stay in their coffins where they belong, she’s got her hands full making sure everyone follows the rules: In the funeral home, there is no screaming, no murdering, no mutilation, no possessions, no kidnappings, no resurrections, and no cursing of any type. Be quiet and stay polite. The day Old Man McGregor decides to take a walk and disturbs her peace, Anwen learns there’s a lot more to the basement in the funeral home than a vampire and a handsome gentleman on ice. If she’s not careful, she’ll learn first-hand why ‘eternally yours’ is the most potent of threats. Warning: this novel contains romance, humor, bodies, shenanigans, and mythological puppies. Proceed with caution.

Grave Humor

Author : Editors of Family Tree Magazine
Publisher : Family Tree Books
ISBN 13 : 9781440308857
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (88 download)

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Download or read book Grave Humor written by Editors of Family Tree Magazine and published by Family Tree Books. This book was released on 2010-09-28 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: People act like being dead is so serious. &break;&break;But if you've spent any time in a cemetery, you know a lot of those dearly departed have to be rolling over in their graves–with laughter. This collection of ironic, comic and just plain ridiculous tombstones proves that it's possible to have a sense of humor about kicking the bucket. Just be careful you don't laugh yourself to death.

Grave Humor

Author : Family Tree Editors
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1440311102
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (43 download)

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Download or read book Grave Humor written by Family Tree Editors and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-08-31 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: People act like being dead is so serious. But if you've spent any time in a cemetery, you know a lot of those dearly departed have to be rolling over in their graves–with laughter. This collection of ironic, comic and just plain ridiculous tombstones proves that it's possible to have a sense of humor about kicking the bucket. Just be careful you don't laugh yourself to death.

The Best Ever Book of Grave Digger Jokes

Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
Publisher : CreateSpace
ISBN 13 : 9781477609637
Total Pages : 106 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (96 download)

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Download or read book The Best Ever Book of Grave Digger Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2012-06-05 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Grave Digger jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Grave Digger Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Grave Digger Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Grave Digger joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Grave Digger jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Grave Diggers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Grave Digger and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Grave Digger brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Grave Digger who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Grave Diggers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***

Best of Gravestone Humor

Author : Louis S. Schafer
Publisher : Sterling Publishing (NY)
ISBN 13 : 9780806972749
Total Pages : 132 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (727 download)

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Download or read book Best of Gravestone Humor written by Louis S. Schafer and published by Sterling Publishing (NY). This book was released on 1990 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An amazing, amusing collection of musty, dusty old epitaphs.

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ISBN 13 : 0373601751
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (736 download)

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First Grave on the Right

Author : Darynda Jones
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
ISBN 13 : 142999326X
Total Pages : 321 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book First Grave on the Right written by Darynda Jones and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2011-02-01 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First Grave on the Right is the smashing, award-winning debut novel that introduces Charley Davidson: part-time private investigator and full-time Grim Reaper. Charley sees dead people. That's right, she sees dead people. And it's her job to convince them to "go into the light." But when these very dead people have died under less than ideal circumstances (i.e., murder), sometimes they want Charley to bring the bad guys to justice. Complicating matters are the intensely hot dreams she's been having about an Entity who has been following her all her life...and it turns out he might not be dead after all. In fact, he might be something else entirely. This is a thrilling debut novel from Darynda Jones, an exciting newcomer to the world of paranormal romantic suspense. First Grave on the Right is the winner of the 2012 Rita Award for Best First Book.

Mediterranean Grave

Author : William Doonan
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780983135401
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (354 download)

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Download or read book Mediterranean Grave written by William Doonan and published by . This book was released on 2011-01 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Henry Grave is an investigator for the Association of Cruising Vessel Operators. A World War II P.O.W., Henry is as cunning as he is charming, and at 84 years of age, he fits right in with his fellow passengers. The cruising yacht Vesper is anchored off the Greek island of Thera, in the caldera of an ancient volcano when Henry comes aboard. An Egyptian federal agent was onboard to guard a valuable Minoan cup, but the agent was murdered and the cup, stolen. With the help of a Nicaraguan soap opera star, a New Age spiritualist, and a blind pickpocket, Henry draws on skills honed in a Nazi prison camp to track down a killer who might have his own reasons for taking this particular cruise, reasons unrelated to the sumptuous meals, delightful shipboard activities, and exciting ports of call. 12 million people take a cruise each year. Most have fun. Some die. Henry Grave investigates.

A Grave Misunderstanding

Author : Len Boswell
Publisher : Black Rose Writing
ISBN 13 : 1612969003
Total Pages : 201 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (129 download)

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Download or read book A Grave Misunderstanding written by Len Boswell and published by Black Rose Writing. This book was released on 2017-07-27 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 2018 American Fiction Awards Finalist –Mystery/Humor 2018 PenCraft Awards Winner for Literary Excellence "A truly hilarious mystery in the tradition of Janet Evanovich, Thomas Davidson and Rich Leder." –Best Thrillers Murder has come once more to the seaside town of Crab Cove, testing the mettle of "almost handsome" Detective Simon Grave and his "nearly invisible" partner, Sergeant Barry Blunt, who investigate a locked-room mystery with a significant twist: the prime suspects are in the locked room, not the victim, a logic-defying situation that challenges the team at every turn. As if murder weren't enough, they must also investigate the simultaneous disappearance of The MacGuffin Trophy from that same locked room, the studio of artist Whitney Waters, famous for her stylized paintings of red herrings. Who is/are the killer(s)? How did he/she/they get out of the locked room with the trophy, kill the victim, and return unnoticed by others in the room? These and other questions, including the limits of logic and the meaning of life, are posed and perhaps even answered in this quirky, near-future mystery. Yes, there are robots.

German Wit and Humor

Author : Mrs. Minna Sophie Marie Baumann Downes
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 312 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)

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Download or read book German Wit and Humor written by Mrs. Minna Sophie Marie Baumann Downes and published by . This book was released on 1903 with total page 312 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Fifth Grave Past the Light

Author : Darynda Jones
Publisher : St. Martin's Press
ISBN 13 : 1250014387
Total Pages : 293 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book Fifth Grave Past the Light written by Darynda Jones and published by St. Martin's Press. This book was released on 2013-07-09 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Never underestimate the power of a woman on a double espresso with a mocha latte chaser high. —T-shirt Charley Davidson isn't your everyday, run-of-the-mill grim reaper. She's more of a paranormal private eye/grim reaper extraordinaire. However, she gets sidetracked when the sexy, sultry son of Satan, Reyes Farrow, moves in next door. To further complicate matters, Reyes is her main suspect in an arson case. Charley has vowed to stay away from him until she can find out the truth...but then dead women start appearing in her apartment, one after another, each lost, confused, and terrified beyond reason. When it becomes apparent that her own sister, Gemma, is the serial killer's next target Charley has no choice but to ask for Reyes' help. Arsonist or not, he's the one man alive who could protect Gemma no matter who or what came at her. But he wants something in return. Charley. All of her, body and soul. And to keep her sister safe, it is a price she is willing to pay. Charley Davidson is at it again in Fifth Grave Past the Light, the sexy, suspenseful, and laugh-out-loud funny fifth installment of the New York Times bestselling series by Darynda Jones.

Grave Matters

Author : E.R. Shushan
Publisher : Ballantine Books
ISBN 13 : 0345364708
Total Pages : 225 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (453 download)

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Download or read book Grave Matters written by E.R. Shushan and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 1990-09-05 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A curious collection of 500 actual epitaphs, from which we learn of grieving spouses, fatal gluttony, vengeful relations, and all manner of partin commentary People have wanted to have the last word from the beginning of time—and they’ve been writing their own for almost as long. Their wise, witty and often bizarre last messages have now been immortalized in Grave Matters, this wonderfully entertaining collection of epitaphs taken from headstones, church records and historical accounts in the United States and the British Isles. The epitaphs in Grave Matters span four centuries, and make memorable use of poetry, epigrams and surprising turns of phrase to make parting comments that range from the wry . . . On the 29th of November, A confounded piece of timber Came down, bang slam, And killed I, John Lamb. Huntingdon, England 1700 to the satisfied. . . . THOMAS ALLEYN AND HIS TWO WIVES Death here advantage hath of life I spye, One husband with two wifes at once may lye. Witchingham, England 1650 to the short and sweet. . . . Going, But Know Not Where Putnam, CT. 1918 A fascinating look at the way people lived and died in days gone by, Grave Matters is the perfect addition to any library for the literary, the learned and (especially) the living.

Singing Games in Early Modern Italy

Author : Paul Schleuse
Publisher : Indiana University Press
ISBN 13 : 0253015049
Total Pages : 386 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (53 download)

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Download or read book Singing Games in Early Modern Italy written by Paul Schleuse and published by Indiana University Press. This book was released on 2015-06-08 with total page 386 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Italy during the late cinquecento, printed music could be found not only in the homes of the wealthy or the music professional, but also in lay homes, courts, and academies. No longer confined to the salons of the elite, music took on the role of social play and recreation. Paul Schleuse examines these new musical forms through a study of the music books of Italian priest, poet, and composer, Orazio Vecchi. Composed for minor patrons and the wider music-buying public, Vecchi's madrigals took as their subjects game-playing, drinking, hunting, battles, and the life of the street. Schleuse looks at how music and game-playing allowed singers and performers to play the roles of exemplary pastoral characters and also comic, foreign, and "rustic" others in ways that defined and ultimately reinforced social norms of the times. His findings reposition Orazio Vecchi as one of the most innovative composers of the late 16th century.

Last Laughs: Prehistoric Epitaphs

Author : Jane Yolen
Publisher : Charlesbridge Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1607349213
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (73 download)

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Download or read book Last Laughs: Prehistoric Epitaphs written by Jane Yolen and published by Charlesbridge Publishing. This book was released on 2017-10-10 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Poems framed as epitaphs for extinct prehistoric animals hit the proverbial (coffin) nail on the head in this darkly humorous collection from expert poets Jane Yolen and J. Patrick Lewis. Macabre, ironic, and witty epitaphs share how prehistoric creatures like the terror bird, the woolly mammoth, and the T-rex met their demise. The ever-entertaining J. Patrick Lewis and the inimitable Jane Yolen offer a collection organized by era, with posthumous poems paired with short secondary text providing additional, factual information about each creature.

Digging Your Own Grave

Author : B. L. Andrews
Publisher : St Martins Press
ISBN 13 : 9780312953584
Total Pages : pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (535 download)

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Download or read book Digging Your Own Grave written by B. L. Andrews and published by St Martins Press. This book was released on 1994 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The fourth in a series of whimsical parodies offers a new collection of offbeat advice from the author of More Life's Little Destruction Book and Life's Little Frustration Book. Original.

The Repository of Wit and Humor

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ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 402 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (334 download)

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Download or read book The Repository of Wit and Humor written by and published by . This book was released on 1857 with total page 402 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Undead and Unwed

Author : MaryJanice Davidson
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101158859
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book Undead and Unwed written by MaryJanice Davidson and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2004-03-02 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First Betsy Taylor loses her job, then she's killed in a car accident. But what really bites is that she can't seem to stay dead. And now her new friends have the ridiculous idea that Betsy is the prophesied vampire queen, and they want her help in overthrowing the most obnoxious power-hungry vampire in five centuries.