Golf It's a Funny Old Game

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Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781543284973
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (849 download)

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Book Synopsis Golf It's a Funny Old Game by : M. Prefontaine

Download or read book Golf It's a Funny Old Game written by M. Prefontaine and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-02-25 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For us rabbits the game of golf is a constant battle between fantasy and reality. The great hopes and ambitions that accompany us on the first tee quickly evaporate by a combination of mother nature, gravity and the cruelest of luck. One of the charms of the Great Game is that we are constantly chasing what is, in theory, attainable but in reality highly elusive. It is a perpetual series of occasions for hope. David Feherty summed it up when he said; "Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle." It is astonishing how long the occasional miracle can remain in the memory to the total eclipse of all else. Golf is a game whose hook is baited with hope. This book is a compendium of quotes from players who have been similarly troubled by the journey from great hopes to cruel reality. I hope you enjoy their reflections.

World's Greatest Golf Jokes

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Publisher : Citadel Press
ISBN 13 : 9780806508313
Total Pages : 184 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (83 download)

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Download or read book World's Greatest Golf Jokes written by Stan McDougal and published by Citadel Press. This book was released on 2000-06 with total page 184 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Favorites from course and clubhouse will crack up any duffer.

The Clicking of Cuthbert

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Publisher : The Floating Press
ISBN 13 : 1775451046
Total Pages : 246 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (754 download)

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Book Synopsis The Clicking of Cuthbert by : P. G. Wodehouse

Download or read book The Clicking of Cuthbert written by P. G. Wodehouse and published by The Floating Press. This book was released on 2011-01-01 with total page 246 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When you're in the mood for top-notch humor writing, only the very best will do. Dive into "The Clicking of Cuthbert" for an array of golf-themed belly laughs. A must-read for Wodehouse buffs, golf fanatics, or anyone who appreciates Wodehouse's gift for the guffaw-provoking turn of phrase.

Cinderella Story

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Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0767905229
Total Pages : 223 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (679 download)

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Book Synopsis Cinderella Story by : Bill Murray

Download or read book Cinderella Story written by Bill Murray and published by Crown. This book was released on 2000-05-16 with total page 223 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the funniest, most beloved, and most often quoted entertainers in the world tells his tale of Life and Golf--and of somehow surviving both. With his brilliant creation, groundskeeper Carl Spackler, and the outrageous success of the film Caddyshack firmly etched into the American consciousness, Bill Murray and golf have become synonymous. Filled with Murray's trademark deadpan and dead-on humor, Cinderella Story chronicles his love affair with golf from the life lessons he learned as a caddy--"how to smoke, curse, play cards. But more important, when to"--to his escapades on the Pro-Am golf circuit at the Augusta National and as a fan at the Masters, the U.S. Open, and the Western Open. An up-by-the-bootstraps tale of a man, his muse, and our society's fascination with a little white ball, Cinderella Story is one pilgrim's bemused path through the doglegs.

Commander in Cheat

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Publisher : Hachette Books
ISBN 13 : 031652784X
Total Pages : 211 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (165 download)

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Book Synopsis Commander in Cheat by : Rick Reilly

Download or read book Commander in Cheat written by Rick Reilly and published by Hachette Books. This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 211 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER "Reilly pokes more holes in Trump's claims than there are sand traps on all of his courses combined. It is by turns amusing and alarming."-- The New Yorker "Golf is the spine of this shocking, wildly humorous book, but humanity is its flesh and spirit." -- Chicago Sun-Times "Every one of Trump's most disgusting qualities surfaces in golf." -- The Ringer An outrageous indictment of Donald Trump's appalling behavior when it comes to golf -- on and off the green -- and what it reveals about his character. Donald Trump loves golf. He loves to play it, buy it, build it, and operate it. He owns 14 courses around the world and runs another five, all of which he insists are the best on the planet. He also claims he's a 3 handicap, almost never loses, and has won an astonishing 18 club championships. How much of all that is true? Almost none of it, acclaimed sportswriter Rick Reilly reveals in this unsparing look at Trump in the world of golf. Based on Reilly's own experiences with Trump as well as interviews with over 100 golf pros, amateurs, developers, and caddies, Commander in Cheat is a startling and at times hilarious indictment of Trump and his golf game. You'll learn how Trump cheats (sometimes with the help of his caddies and Secret Service agents), lies about his scores (the "Trump Bump"), tells whoppers about the rank of his courses and their worth (declaring that every one of them is worth $50 million), and tramples the etiquette of the game (driving on greens doesn't help). Trump doesn't brag so much, though, about the golf contractors he stiffs, the course neighbors he intimidates, or the way his golf decisions wind up infecting his political ones. For Trump, it's always about winning. To do it, he uses the tricks he picked up from the hustlers at the public course where he learned the game as a college kid, and then polished as one of the most bombastic businessmen of our time. As Reilly writes, "Golf is like bicycle shorts. It reveals a lot about a man." Commander in Cheat "paints a side-splitting portrait of a congenital cheater" (Esquire), revealing all kinds of unsightly truths Trump has been hiding.

Golf Jokes

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ISBN 13 : 9781694940766
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (47 download)

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Book Synopsis Golf Jokes by : Chester Croker

Download or read book Golf Jokes written by Chester Croker and published by . This book was released on 2019-09-22 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Golf Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Funny Golfing Jokes provides golfers of all abilities with over 200 pages of hilarious golf jokes that will have you laughing out loud. These are funny golf jokes, golf puns, golf one-liners and funny golfing stories that golf enthusiasts around the world will identify with. In this hysterical golf joke book, you will find over 1,000 golf jokes that you can laugh at yourself or tell them to your golf buddies, or on golf tours, club matches, functions or society days. This is probably the biggest and best collection of the very best golfing jokes and puns you will find anywhere. You can easily change the names in the jokes to suit your own story telling purposes. Golfing One-Liners Question and Answer style golf jokes to tell your golf buddies Caddie Gags Short Golf Jokes Longer Golf Joke Set-ups Rude Golf Jokes Golf Quotes / Golf Quotations Golf Parables Funny Bumper Stickers for Golfers Kids Golf Jokes This huge golf joke book is one that you will definitely refer back to for years to come. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh, so buy this funny golfing jokes book now. Tags:- golf jokes, golf gifts, golf present, golf gags, golf stories, golf jokes for men, best golf jokes, funny golfers jokes

So Help Me Golf

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Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 0306924943
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (69 download)

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Book Synopsis So Help Me Golf by : Rick Reilly

Download or read book So Help Me Golf written by Rick Reilly and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2022-05-10 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A beloved New York Times bestselling author and golf aficionado shares his insatiable curiosity, trademark sense of humor, and vast knowledge of the game in this cavalcade of original pieces about why we love the sport, now featuring three additional new pieces. This is the book Rick Reilly has been writing in the back of his head since he fell in love with the game of golf at eleven years old. He unpacks and explores all of the wonderful, maddening, heart-melting, heart-breaking, cool, and captivating things about golf that make the game so utterly addictive. We meet the PGA Tour player who robbed banks by night to pay his motel bills, the golf club maker who takes weekly psychedelic trips, and the caddy who kept his loop even after an 11-year prison stint. We learn how a man on his third heart nearly won the U.S. Open, how a Vietnam POW saved his life playing 18 holes a day in his tiny cell, and about the course that's absolutely free. Reilly mines all of the game’s quirky traditions—from the shot of bourbon you take before you tee off at Peyton Manning’s course, to the way the starter at St. Andrews announces to your group (and the hundreds of tourists watching), “You’re on the first tee, gentlemen.” He means that quite literally: St. Andrews has the first tee ever invented. We’ll visit the eighteen most unforgettable holes around the world (Reilly has played them all), including the hole in Indonesia where the biggest hazard is monkeys, the one in the Caribbean that's underwater, and the one in South Africa that requires a shot over a pit of alligators; not to mention Reilly’s attempt to play the most mini-golf holes in one day. Reilly expounds on all the great figures in the game, from Phil Mickelson to Bobby Jones to the simple reason Jack Nicklaus is better than Tiger Woods. He explains why we should stop hating Bryson DeChambeau unless we hate genius, the greatest upset in women’s golf history, and why Ernie Els throws away every ball that makes a birdie. Plus all the Greg Norman stories Reilly has never been able to tell before, and the great fun of being Jim Nantz. Connecting it all will be the story of Reilly’s own personal journey through the game, especially as it connects to his tumultuous relationship with his father, and how the two eventually reconciled through golf. This is Reilly’s valentine to golf, a cornucopia of stories that no golfer will want to be without. **The Sports Librarian’s Best of 2022 – Sports Books**

Golf's Funniest Jokes

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Publisher : Summersdale
ISBN 13 : 1786853175
Total Pages : 78 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (868 download)

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Download or read book Golf's Funniest Jokes written by Jim Chumley and published by Summersdale. This book was released on 2014-01-06 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Why did the golfer’s wife ask to be buried on the golf course? So she could be sure her husband would visit her grave. After a long day on the fairway, put away the patterned jumper and five-iron and laugh off the double-bogeys with this selection of hysterical jokes. Golf’s Funniest Jokes will suit golf fanatics to a tee.

A Course Called Ireland

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Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1592405282
Total Pages : 329 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (924 download)

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Book Synopsis A Course Called Ireland by : Tom Coyne

Download or read book A Course Called Ireland written by Tom Coyne and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2010-02-02 with total page 329 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hysterical story bestseller about one man's epic Celtic sojourn in search of ancestors, nostalgia, and the world's greatest round of golf By turns hilarious and poetic, A Course Called Ireland is a magnificent tour of a vibrant land and paean to the world's greatest game in the tradition of Bill Bryson's A Walk in the Woods. In his thirties, married, and staring down impending fatherhood, Tom Coyne was familiar with the last refuge of the adult male: the golfing trip. Intent on designing a golf trip to end all others, Coyne looked to Ireland, the place where his father has taught him to love the game years before. As he studied a map of the island and plotted his itinerary, it dawn on Coyne that Ireland was ringed with golf holes. The country began to look like one giant round of golf, so Coyne packed up his clubs and set off to play all of it-on foot. A Course Called Ireland is the story of a walking-averse golfer who treks his way around an entire country, spending sixteen weeks playing every seaside hole in Ireland. Along the way, he searches out his family's roots, discovers that a once-poor country has been transformed by an economic boom, and finds that the only thing tougher to escape than Irish sand traps are Irish pubs.

The Downhill Lie

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Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 0307269434
Total Pages : 225 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (72 download)

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Download or read book The Downhill Lie written by Carl Hiaasen and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2008-05-13 with total page 225 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Originally drawn to the game by his father, Carl Hiaasen wisely quit golfing in 1973. But some ambitions refuse to die, and as the years–and memories of shanked 7-irons faded, it dawned on Carl that there might be one thing in life he could do better in middle age than he could as a youth. So gradually he ventured back to the dreaded driving range, this time as the father of a five-year-old son–and also as a grandfather. “What possesses a man to return in midlife to a game at which he’d never excelled in his prime, and which in fact had dealt him mostly failure, angst and exasperation? Here’s why I did it: I’m one sick bastard.” And thus we have Carl’s foray into a world of baffling titanium technology, high-priced golf gurus, bizarre infomercial gimmicks and the mind-bending phenomenon of Tiger Woods; a maddening universe of hooks and slices where Carl ultimately–and foolishly–agrees to compete in a country-club tournament against players who can actually hit the ball. “That’s the secret of the sport’s infernal seduction,” he writes. “It surrenders just enough good shots to let you talk yourself out of quitting.” Hiaasen’s chronicle of his shaky return to this bedeviling pastime and the ensuing demolition of his self-esteem–culminating with the savage 45-hole tournament–will have you rolling with laughter. Yet the bittersweet memories of playing with his own father and the glow he feels when watching his own young son belt the ball down the fairway will also touch your heart. Forget Tiger, Phil and Ernie. If you want to understand the true lure of golf, turn to Carl Hiaasen, who offers an extraordinary audiobook for the ordinary hacker. BONUS: This edition includes an excerpt from Carl Hiaasen's Bad Monkey.

Funny (but true) Golf Anecdotes

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Publisher : Running Press Adult
ISBN 13 : 145167077X
Total Pages : 199 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (516 download)

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Download or read book Funny (but true) Golf Anecdotes written by Dick Crouser and published by Running Press Adult. This book was released on 2012-02-21 with total page 199 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An Entertaining Gift of Golf Humor -- In this collection of over 175 golf anecdotes, you'll find entertaining stories about Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Ernie Els, Jim Furyk, Bubba Watson, Rory McIlroy, Rickie Fowler, David Feherty, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, Ben Hogan, Sam Snead, Bobby Jones, and their friends. You'll enjoy sharing them with your golfing partners on the putting green or at the 19th hole! An Entertaining Gift of Golf Humor -- In this collection of over 175 golf anecdotes, you'll find entertaining stories about Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Ernie Els, Jim Furyk, Bubba Watson, Rory McIlroy, Rickie Fowler, David Feherty, Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, Ben Hogan, Sam Snead, Bobby Jones, and their friends. You'll enjoy sharing them with your golfing partners on the putting green or at the 19th hole!

Confessions of a Golf Slut

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Publisher : Gottagogolf
ISBN 13 : 9780989954006
Total Pages : 300 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (54 download)

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Download or read book Confessions of a Golf Slut written by Susan Fornoff and published by Gottagogolf. This book was released on 2013-12 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A 35-year-old career bachelorette decided her dating style needed an overhaul, so she took up golf to meet men on manicured greens instead of in smoky bars. Of course she met men. But she also made friends. And found a new vocation that took her to the most beautiful resorts and most famous courses in the world. None of it had anything to do with being good at the game. "Golf slut," was what she called herself -- based on the description comedian Tommy Smothers used lovingly in describing his wife: "will play anywhere, anytime, with anyone." But as moment after moment unfolded with gifts, lessons and surprises, she came to realize her relationship with the game transcended labels. In her memoir "Confessions of a Golf Slut: A memoir of life, love, and The Game," trailblazing sports journalist Susan Fornoff tells the story of how golf became her warm blanket through the heartbreaking loss of divorce and death, her compass for a hilarious journey through online dating, her guiding light in the murky tunnel of midlife career change. "Confessions of a Golf Slut" is you'll-laugh-you'll-cry chick lit -- spun with driver, hybrid, wedge and putter. A poignant and often funny golf sister to the likes of "Julie and Julia" and "Eat, Pray, Love," "Confessions of a Golf Slut" relates the metaphors of the beloved, centuries-old game in context with human foibles and frailties. Within the narrative framework of the search for love, it addresses universal themes such as self-examination, perseverance, friendship and, ultimately, forgiveness. Chick lit, yes - and, for men, a peek into the other team's playbook. It's not a spoiler to reveal that the author never masters the game of golf. But her passion for the game will no doubt resonate among the women who already play -- an estimated 5 million in the United States alone, with another 38 million women reported to have interest -- and inspire those who don't yet play to pick up a 7-iron and give it a big kiss.

Golf's Funniest Anecdotes

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ISBN 13 : 9780881663587
Total Pages : 100 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (635 download)

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Download or read book Golf's Funniest Anecdotes written by Dick Crouser and published by . This book was released on 2001 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In "Golf's Funniest Anecdotes", sports enthusiast Dick Crouser assembles 185 of the funniest anecdotes and stories from the world of golf including unforgettable tales from Chi Chi Rodriguez, Lee Trevino, Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Tiger Woods. With short, easy-to-read anecdotes for golf fans and anyone who likes a good laugh. Illustrations.

The Love of Golf

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ISBN 13 : 9781412711326
Total Pages : 324 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (113 download)

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Naughty Adult Joke Book #9

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ISBN 13 : 9781707457960
Total Pages : 68 pages
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Download or read book Naughty Adult Joke Book #9 written by Jason S. Jones and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-11 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #NSFW Make Sure No One Is Watching Behind You! What is the difference between a stripper and a waitress working at the strip club? Just two weeks. A little laughter goes a long way and certainly, Naughty Adult Joke Book #9 - Dirty, Funny And Slutty Jokes That Made You Play Golf With Your Boss, will take you to a great length. It is certainly one of the richest collections of naughty jokes for the adult audience. The book's chapters sort the jokes by their lengths. Of the two chapters, one is a compilation of some of the funniest short jokes, and the other is a collection of extremely hilarious long jokes, each with its unique setting. Naughty jokes are appropriate for adults; they just require the right setting. You may not be found telling these jokes at a religious function, but at a social event with friends, the jokes in this book will be the highlight of the evening. Many people find it difficult to start a conversation, and good jokes can kickstart a lively conversation. Those who like to be the life of the party get their material from content as interesting as that presented in this book. Ever wondered how some people can keep an audience for the entire day or the evening? While a number are naturally humorous, others get their material from books like this one. Reading jokes works like reading any other kind of literature; the more you read, the more you shape your mind to think in that direction. Therefore, if you train your mind to notice the queer and the funny in various situations, then you will do so even in other unrelated situations. Suddenly, your life and your way of thinking will become more positive. To that end, it is hoped that this book will be the light that lights up your path because it will be creating a jolly mood on the inside, change how you perceive situations, and even change how you relate with others. You will become good at initiating conversations and a fun person that people will constantly look forward to speaking with. You will also teach others around you to initiate the change that you have just initiated. Overall, reading these jokes is certainly going to make you feel better and in control of what happens in and around you. Act now by reading this special book today and begin the movement that turns around the lives of people with humor! Inside this book you will find: Age-appropriate jokes A vast collection of long jokes that provide context to make them relatable to the readers The most interesting collection of short jokes that makes them easy to read on the go The most well-ordered compilation of adult humor jokes Some of the most humorous jokes you want to tell your friends A list of some of the most good-natured jokes, none is trashy or disgusting Some of the most all-inclusive jokes that cross the boundaries of race, color, sexual orientation, religion, and, other demarcations Some of the most simple-worded jokes to promote understanding across the audience spectrum The most easy-worded jokes that promote memory, so you can tell them to your friends Start Cumming Laughing Today By Clicking The "BUY NOW" Button

Golf Jokes for Ladies

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ISBN 13 : 9781705878125
Total Pages : 96 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (781 download)

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Download or read book Golf Jokes for Ladies written by Charlotte Croker and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-05 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is a unique golfing joke book - exclusively for lady golfers. Here you will find plenty of funny golf jokes written just for women. This is a sexist free environment. These golfing jokes are for lady golfers of all abilities. This is a truly original book for female golfers - you are going to enjoy it. These hilarious golf jokes will make you laugh out loud, so buy this funny joke book for lady golfers now.

500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom

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Publisher : Acadia Scale Press
ISBN 13 : 9780965685603
Total Pages : 148 pages
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Download or read book 500 All Time Funniest Golf Jokes, Stories & Fairway Wisdom written by Sheila Stewart and published by Acadia Scale Press. This book was released on 2001-03 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: