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Geordies vs Mackems and Mackems vs Geordies

Author : Ian Black
Publisher : Black & White Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1845028619
Total Pages : 179 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book Geordies vs Mackems and Mackems vs Geordies written by Ian Black and published by Black & White Publishing. This book was released on 2008-10-15 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The rivalry between the cities of Newcastle and Sunderland is one of the fiercest and longest standing in Britain. Now "Mackems vs Tackems & Tackems vs Mackems" takes a look at the funny side of this enduring rivalry.Just to give you a flavour of how much Mackems and Tackems mutually detest each other, try this little jibe from the Newcastle terraces: Thieves broke into the trophy room of the Stadium of Shite, as the Tackems have lovingly christened Sunderland's Stadium of Light, and stole the entire contents. Police are looking for a 50-foot red and white stripy carpet.Or how about: A Takkem fan is leaving the ground after yet another Keegan tactical disaster. A lady of the night comes up to him and says: 'Do you fancy a blow job, pet?' He stares at her in a dim, Takkem-like way, and asks: 'Will it affect me Giro?'Within this volume you will find the reasons why a Geordie would rather take Osama Bin Laden home for tea that a Mackem. Of course all Tackems know that Mackems have all the qualities of a poker, except for its occasional warmth, and that the worst two things about any given Mackem is his (or her) face.The people of these two great cities have traditionally regarded each other with the greatest possible loathing, mistrust and contempt.They are both absolutely right. And this book is the proof.

Perspectives on Northern Englishes

Author : Sylvie Hancil
Publisher : Walter de Gruyter GmbH & Co KG
ISBN 13 : 3110450909
Total Pages : 316 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (14 download)

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Download or read book Perspectives on Northern Englishes written by Sylvie Hancil and published by Walter de Gruyter GmbH & Co KG. This book was released on 2017-07-10 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Northern English has been the object of much attention linguistically over the last thirty years but scholars have had a tendency to focus on the phonology of the dialects and varieties encountered. The purpose of the present volume is to complement and enrich the existing studies by providing readers with a kaleidoscopic perspective, allowing for a holistic interpretation and understanding of Northern English. It includes studies not only on phonology but also on semantics, syntax and sociolinguistics from a synchronic and diachronic point of view, with a special emphasis on the process of enregisterment. The varieties covered include Scottish Standard English, Shetland and Northern Ireland as well as varieties from the North of England.

Geordies vs. Mackems

Author : Ian Black
Publisher : Black & White Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781845022273
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (222 download)

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Download or read book Geordies vs. Mackems written by Ian Black and published by Black & White Publishing. This book was released on 2008 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The rivalry between the cities of Newcastle and Sunderland is one of the fiercest and longest standing in Britain. This book takes a look at the funny side of this enduring rivalry."

Geordies Vs Mackems

Author : Ian Black
Publisher : Black & White Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781845023201
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (232 download)

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Download or read book Geordies Vs Mackems written by Ian Black and published by Black & White Publishing. This book was released on 2010-10 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The rivalry between the cities of Newcastle and Sunderland is one of the fiercest and longest standing in Britain. This book takes a look at the funny side of this enduring rivalry."

Greatest Geordie One-Liners

Author : Ian Black
Publisher : Black & White Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1845028406
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book Greatest Geordie One-Liners written by Ian Black and published by Black & White Publishing. This book was released on 2013-10-03 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Greatest Geordie One-Liners is the latest collection of the Geordies' knack for the casual insults, the sly digs, and the outright naked threats, culled from pubs and clubs Newcastle-wide by Ian Black, master of the quick sidestep. Hilarious, witty and full of sidesplitting quips, this book will make you cry with laughter and have you reciting quotes to everyone you meet. Just gan canny, though, you never know who will be listening!

Greatest Scouse One-Liners

Author : Ian Black
Publisher : Black & White Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1845028414
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book Greatest Scouse One-Liners written by Ian Black and published by Black & White Publishing. This book was released on 2013-10-03 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Scouse One-Liners is the latest collection showcasing the Scouse skill for straightforward insults, sly digs and outright threats, culled from pubs and clubs Liverpool-wide by Ian Black, master of the quick sidestep. Uproariously witty and full of unforgettable sidesplitting sayings, this is one book that will have you crying with laughter and reciting lines to everyone you meet - but just be careful who you say them to!

Greatest Manc One-Liners

Author : Ian Black
Publisher : Black & White Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1845028392
Total Pages : 160 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book Greatest Manc One-Liners written by Ian Black and published by Black & White Publishing. This book was released on 2013-10-23 with total page 160 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Greatest Manc One-Liners is the latest collection of the Manc's knack for the straightforward insults, the sly digs, and the outright naked threats, gleaned from pubs and clubs Manchester-wide by Ian Black, master of the quick sidestep. Hilarious, witty and full of priceless quirky quips, this book will make you laugh, cry and have you reciting quotes to everyone you meet. Just take care, though, you never know who is listening!

Mair Weegie Wan-Liners

Author : Ian Black
Publisher : Black & White Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1845028430
Total Pages : 144 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book Mair Weegie Wan-Liners written by Ian Black and published by Black & White Publishing. This book was released on 2013-10-03 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mair Weegie Wan-Liners is the brand new volume of Glaswegiana by Ian Black, he of the many broken noses, of the casual insults, the slanders and the outright naked threats repeated in the houghmagandie-ridden howffs and the haud-me-doons of his native city. You will laugh, you may cry, you will repeat them - but always use these words with care.

English-Speaking Towns and Cities: Memoirs and Narratives

Author : Glain Olivier
Publisher : Presses universitaires de Saint-Étienne
ISBN 13 : 2862727342
Total Pages : 443 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (627 download)

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Download or read book English-Speaking Towns and Cities: Memoirs and Narratives written by Glain Olivier and published by Presses universitaires de Saint-Étienne. This book was released on 2020-09-18 with total page 443 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book relies on a multidisciplinary approach that allows the authors to bear witness to the realities and representations of various urban environments in the English-speaking world in complementary ways. They deal with the motifs of urban identity and expression from several methodological and theoretical perspectives (sociolinguistics, soundscapes, architecture, stylistics, literature). This book analyses the representations of and the changes in urban identity through different forms of linguistic and artistic expression associated with several English-speaking towns and cities. The protagonists are, in order of appearance, Sydney, Melbourne, Manchester, Liverpool, Glasgow, Houghton-le-Spring, Kolkata, New York City, London, Sheffield, Aberdeen, Dublin and Edinburg. Cet ouvrage s’appuie sur une approche pluridisciplinaire qui permet de rendre compte des réalités et des représentations d’environnements urbains anglophones de manière complémentaire. Les auteurs abordent la question de l’identité et de l’expression urbaine selon des perspectives méthodologiques et théoriques diverses (sociolinguistique, environnement sonore, architecture, stylistique, littérature). L’ouvrage vise à rendre compte des représentations et des mutations identitaires des villes anglophones à travers des modes d’expression linguistiques et artistiques qui leur sont propres. Les protagonistes sont, par ordre d’apparition, Sydney, Melbourne, Manchester, Liverpool, Glasgow, Houghton-le-Spring, Kolkata, New York, Londres, Sheffield, Aberdeen, Dublin et Édimbourg.

The Sociolinguistics of Identity

Author : Tope Omoniyi
Publisher : A&C Black
ISBN 13 : 1847063322
Total Pages : 250 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book The Sociolinguistics of Identity written by Tope Omoniyi and published by A&C Black. This book was released on 2008-07-01 with total page 250 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brand new in paperback this volume looks at the problematic and controversial area of identity, re-examining the analytical tools employed in sociolinguistic research.

Greatest Weegie Wan-Liners

Author : Ian Black
Publisher : Black & White Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1845028422
Total Pages : 156 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book Greatest Weegie Wan-Liners written by Ian Black and published by Black & White Publishing. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 156 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When someone describes a bitter woman as having 'a mouth like a kirby grip', or a depressed man as having 'a face like a horse in the huff', you can be fairly sure that you have strayed into Weegie Wan-Liners territory. Greatest Weegie Wan-Liners is the latest collection of Glaswegiana, the straightforward insults, the sly digs and the outright threats, culled from pubs and howffs citywide by Ian Black, master of the quick sidestep. Hilarious, witty and full of priceless quirky quips, this is one book that is sure to make you cry with laughter and have you reciting lines to everyone you meet - just be careful who you say them to!

F'un Exams

Author : Ian Black
Publisher : Black & White Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1845028007
Total Pages : 112 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book F'un Exams written by Ian Black and published by Black & White Publishing. This book was released on 2012-10-30 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: EXAMS! Just the word is enough to bring you out in a muck sweat. We've all been there, staring at the paper, wondering what it means, and if we'll get extra marks for a funny answer or just pelters and an 'F' for F'un Eejit-Heid Failure. F'un Exams is a hilarious collation of exam answers that most of us would have liked to have made, just for the hell of it. In Home Eccy, for instance, the question, 'Name three typical Scottish dishes' got the answer, 'A cup, a plate, and a wee saucer with a chip out of it.' Was that you? So reminisce, step back into the exam hall, and have a laugh at the true and allegedly true howlers in F'un Exams. And if it wasn't you that gave these answers, you'll wish it was.

The Far Corner

Author : Harry Pearson
Publisher : Abacus
ISBN 13 : 034913975X
Total Pages : 221 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (491 download)

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Download or read book The Far Corner written by Harry Pearson and published by Abacus. This book was released on 2013-06-06 with total page 221 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A book in which Wilf Mannion rubs shoulders with The Sunderland Skinhead: recollections of Len Shakleton blight the lives of village shoppers: and the appointment of Kevin Keegan as manager of Newcastle is celebrated by a man in a leather stetson, crooning 'For The Good Times' to the accompaniment of a midi organ, THE FAR CORNER is a tale of heroism and human frailty, passion and the perils of eating an egg mayonnaise stottie without staining your trousers.

The Wit and Wisdom of the North

Author : Rosemarie Jarski
Publisher : Random House
ISBN 13 : 1407029576
Total Pages : 324 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (7 download)

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Download or read book The Wit and Wisdom of the North written by Rosemarie Jarski and published by Random House. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 324 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ey up, it's not only footie, pints and pies that are better up north - the humour also takes some beating. Whether it's comics like Peter Kay, Les Dawson and Victoria Wood, telly shows like Corrie and Open All Hours, or writers like Alan Bennett and Keith Waterhouse, the funniest and best-loved invariably hail from the land of perpetual drizzle (another thing they do better). This grand collection of northern wit is packed with these favourites and more. Likely lads and lippy lasses cast a wry eye on subjects close to the heart of every northerner, including - brass, grub, graft, courting, cricket, tittle-tattle and t'weather - adding up to a feast of northern hilarity.

Mackem Mayhem

Author : Robert Wood
Publisher : Troubador Publishing Ltd
ISBN 13 : 9781904744603
Total Pages : 172 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (446 download)

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Download or read book Mackem Mayhem written by Robert Wood and published by Troubador Publishing Ltd. This book was released on 2004 with total page 172 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Autobiographical account of part of a life... Trawling back through his life to try to make sense of it certain events and episodes demanded to be captured.

Erimem - Into the Unknown

Author : Iain McLaughlin
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 0244002584
Total Pages : 154 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (44 download)

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Download or read book Erimem - Into the Unknown written by Iain McLaughlin and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2017-04-21 with total page 154 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New adventures for Erimem, former companion of Doctor Who. From her new home in 21st Century London, Erimem is keen to explore the universe now that she has acquired technology that can transport she and her friends through space and time. Curiosity drives them to explore the past, the future and far off distant worlds, discovering new friends and new dangers everywhere they go... INTO THE UNKNOWN. A collection of short stories by a mixture of experienced and first-time authors including Jim Mortimore, Ian Farrington, Claire Bartlett, Kaitlin Moore, Iain McLaughlin and Julianne Todd.

Common As Muck!

Author : Roy Chubby Brown
Publisher : Sphere
ISBN 13 : 1405520477
Total Pages : 298 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (55 download)

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Download or read book Common As Muck! written by Roy Chubby Brown and published by Sphere. This book was released on 2012-08-02 with total page 298 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: By the time he was nineteen, Royston Vasey had married, divorced, fathered two children, spent two years in Britain's toughest Borstal, served three prison stretches and been stabbed while in the Merchant Navy. He thought his only career choice would be a life of crime. Fifteen years later, he was one of Britain's most successful comics, playing live to half a million fans a year as Roy 'Chubby' Brown. COMMON AS MUCK! tells an incredible story of hardships, heartbreak and, ultimately, success. From an impoverished childhood with his abusive father, to his brand of comedy too rude for television and his determined fight against throat cancer, COMMON AS MUCK! is a frank telling of a remarkable life, laced with Roy's irrepressible humour.