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Download or read book Shrek Gag Book written by R. E. Volting and published by Puffin. This book was released on 2001 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Shrek's favorite recipes (ratatouille, vomelets, french flies) to an A to Z glossary of grossness, this hilarious collection will turn readers' stomachs as they turn the pages.
Download or read book The Gag Man written by Matthew Dessem and published by . This book was released on 2015-09-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A moving and in-depth biography of one of Hollywood's early, forgotten pioneers.
Download or read book Millions of Cats written by Wanda Gág and published by Putnam Publishing Group. This book was released on 1928 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How can an old man and his wife select one cat from a choice of millions and trillions.
Book Synopsis Animals Eat Each Other by : Elle Nash
Download or read book Animals Eat Each Other written by Elle Nash and published by . This book was released on 2019-05-09 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Gag Reflections written by Dara Lovitz and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2021-02-19 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Emetophobia--the disproportionate fear of vomiting or being in the presence of someone vomiting--affects millions of people yet is seldom discussed. Part-memoir, part clinical history, Dara Lovitz provides a brutally honest account of her life as an emetophobe. Written with her therapist, Dr. David Yusko, her story unravels the mystery of emetophobia. Lovitz spent years trying traditional talk therapy and self-help books--nothing seemed to reduce her anxiety. In desperation, she tried the radical exposure therapy. With a therapist's guidance, she exposed herself to the thing she had avoided all her life. Within weeks she showed improvement and within months she had overcome emetophobia. The history of exposure therapy for treating emetophobes is covered.
Book Synopsis New Driver's Guide to Things to NOT Crash Into by : Len Dodykavis
Download or read book New Driver's Guide to Things to NOT Crash Into written by Len Dodykavis and published by . This book was released on 2018-11-08 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Updated and revised for 2019! Do you know someone who will soon be getting or has recently obtained their driver's license that makes you think twice about going out on the road? Maybe a friend or family member who is a notoriously bad driver who is constantly getting into car accidents? This gag driver's education book is the perfect way to tell them that you care and secretly fear them. In the New Driver's Guide to Things to NOT Crash Into, we focus on some very basic driving fundamentals, such as: What is a car? What are those round things at the bottom Where does it belong? In the second portion of the book we walk through dozens of examples of people, places and things that should not be crashed into at any time. We also take care to sarcastically explain reasons why these items are firmly on the DO NOT CRASH INTO list. Some practical examples for newly licensed drivers are: People Other cars Trees Houses Icebergs Mountains Creepy Garden Gnomes And many more! Pick up a copy for new driver in your family or circle of friends who will appreciate a good gag book and get a few good laughs as they learn to become safe and responsible drivers.
Download or read book Gag Rule written by Lewis Lapham and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2005-06-28 with total page 196 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From one of America’s most important voices of protest, an urgent polemic about the strangling of meaningful dissent—the lifeblood of our democracy—at the hands of a government and media increasingly beholden to the wealthy few. Dissent is democracy. Democracy is in trouble. Never before, Lewis Lapham argues, had voices of protest been so locked out of the mainstream conversation, so marginalized and muted by a government that recklessly disregards civil liberties, and by an ever more concentrated and profit-driven media in which the safe and the selling sweep all uncomfortable truths from view. In the midst of the “war on terror”—which made the hunt for communists in the 1950s look, in its clarity of aim and purpose, like the Normandy landings on D-Day—we faced a crisis of democracy as serious as any in our history. The Bush administration made no secret of its contempt for a cowed and largely silenced electorate, and without bothering to conceal its purpose the government coordinates, “not the defense of the American citizenry against a foreign enemy, but the protection of the American oligarchy from the American democracy.” Gag Rule is a rousing and necessary call to action in defense of one of our most important liberties, the right to raise our voices in dissent and have those voices heard.
Download or read book WANDA GAG written by Audur H. Winnan and published by Smithsonian Books (DC). This book was released on 1993-07-17 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "One of the most praised printmakers of the 1920s and 1930s, Wanda Gag (1893-1946) produced an inventive body of work dealing with the forces of nature and infusing everyday objects with special character and energy. Her work reflects her Minnesota childhood, her Bohemian immigrant roots, and her self-image as a New Woman. Continually struggling with the financial and personal demands of her artistic career, Gag was, ironically, most famous for Millions of Cats (1928), one of her illustrated children's books." "Presenting the first catalogue raisonne of Gag's prints, Audur H. Winnan includes 196 lithographs, wood engravings, linoleum cuts, etchings, and study drawings. Among the featured prints are the well-known Lamplight, Elevated Station, Grandma's Kitchen, Grandma's Parlor, and Stone Crusher. Gag's media and methods are described, often in the artist's own words, including her unusual use of sandpaper as a matrix for lithographs and as a support for brush-and-ink drawings and watercolors. Also featuring many of her watercolors and drawings, the book traces each step of Gag's career and her role in the New York art world." "Winnan completes her portrait with selections from Gag's expressive diaries and letters. With extraordinary candor the artist describes her intimate personal thoughts and experiences and her friendships and encounters with many notable artists and other personalities, including Adolf Dehn, Lewis Gannett, Howard Cook, Rockwell Kent, John Marin, Georgia O'Keeffe, Diego Rivera, Alfred Stieglitz, John Taylor Arms, and Carl Zigrosser. Throughout her personal writings, Gag reflected on her career, the restrictions placed on women by society, and her sexual desires. Wanda Gag reveals both the internationally recognized artist who drew inspiration from van Gogh and Cezanne, and the vibrant, erotic woman who admitted to being amazed by her own passions."--BOOK JACKET.Title Summary field provided by Blackwell North America, Inc. All Rights Reserved
Download or read book The Funny Thing written by Wanda Gág and published by Coward McCann. This book was released on 1929 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funny Thing is an "aminal" who eats nothing but dolls until the good little man of the mountains gets him to taste the jum jills.
Book Synopsis How to Deal with Stupid People: the Guide by : Marta Plazuk
Download or read book How to Deal with Stupid People: the Guide written by Marta Plazuk and published by . This book was released on 2020-06-24 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Gag Gift for people who worry to much about what other people think. Only one advice in this book: FU*K'EM! repeate daily like mantra!
Book Synopsis What I Know about Golf by : Rich Ferguson
Download or read book What I Know about Golf written by Rich Ferguson and published by CreateSpace. This book was released on 2014-03-31 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What I know about GOLF is the perfect joke or gag gift for any golf player or enthusiast! This book is BLANK on the inside, joking that they know nothing about the game of golf! Our Blank Gag Books are funny, clever and can ultimately be used as a wacky notebook or useful journal... or simply left out for others to get a laugh again and again. As you can see from the artwork, this is a high quality gag book loaded with hilarious testimonials and messages on the front and back of the cover. Every sentence pertains to this funny gift but does not quite give it away until it is opened. We have numerous titles ranging from education, birthdays, relationships, finance, pets, parenting, government, work and more. They make a perfect gift for any age! Blank Gag Books was created by Rich Ferguson, an award winning magician, author and host of numerous best selling DVDs and books. See our site at http://www.BlankGagBooks.com
Book Synopsis How to be a Grammar Nazi for Geniuses by : William Bullokar
Download or read book How to be a Grammar Nazi for Geniuses written by William Bullokar and published by Just for Geniuses Media. This book was released on 2014-06-20 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do you know someone that is smart but can't spelll for beans? If you do, then this book would be perfect for them. This book pretends to be a guide for instructing Geniuses how to spelll. Surprise, surprise, this book actually does contain easy instructions (if you can call one word on a page instructions) for everyone (not just Geniuses) how to spelll any word correctly. To reinforce the point, the same one word instruction is repeated for the entire book. On every other page. This is a perfect gift for the family member, friend, or colleague that no matter how much you scream and yell at them, can't spelll simple words correctly. The left sided pages are lined so that the book can also be used as a notebook to jot down all the words you learned how to spelll correctly. ABOUT THE GENIUSES GUIDES SERIES This is part of the Geniuses Guides series... A new series made just for Geniuses... Geniuses who think they know everything... Geniuses that are too smart for their own good. Since there are so many Geniuses out there, it is our moral duty to publish a Geniuses Guide for every topic imaginable and some unimaginable. To learn more and to help with this noble effort, check out www.getgeniuses.com
Book Synopsis Porn for Women by : Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative
Download or read book Porn for Women written by Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2010-07-01 with total page 97 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Photos of men like you’ve never seen them before: listening (instead of mansplaining), appreciating your crafts, loving your womanly curves, and more! Prepare to enter a fantasy world. A world where clothes get folded just so, delicious dinners await, and flatulence is just not that funny. Give the fairer sex what they really want—beautiful PG photos of hunky men cooking, hanging on your every word, asking for directions, accompanied by steamy captions: “I love a clean house!” or “As long as I have two legs to walk on, you’ll never take out the trash.” Now this is porn that will leave women begging for more! “Sure to bring a smile to anyone’s face and great for a giggle.” —The Book Zombie Praise for Porn for New Moms “Genius gift idea . . . (I’ll be getting one for each of the 10 baby showers I have in the next three months!)” —Glamour Magazine “It’s a book we wouldn’t mind sharing with every mother we know.” —Parenting.com “This new book from Chronicle has got to be my favorite baby shower gift idea this year.” —RookieMom.com
Download or read book Wanda Gág written by Deborah Kogan Ray and published by Viking Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2008 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Gag's diary, written when she was a teenager, reveal the two most important parts of her life -- her art and her family. Ages 5 and up.
Download or read book Shrek 2 Gag Book written by Sarah Fisch and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 52 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To pass the time while on a long journey, Donkey bets Shrek that he can make him laugh before they arrive at their destination. With Fiona as a judge, Donkey lets loose with a barrage of fairy-tale jokes -- and it's a surprise to everyone which one finally tickles Shrek!Some of the jokes are pretty stinky, of course . . . but that's what we love about them!
Download or read book The ABC Bunny written by Wanda Gág and published by U of Minnesota Press. This book was released on 2004-07-26 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A Newbery Honor Book (1934) An unfortunate accident with an Apple drives Bunny from Bunnyland to Elsewhere. Every letter in the alphabet is represented in Bunny’s journey, through what he eats (Greens), to whom he meets (Insects, Jay, Kitten, Lizard), and then a little sleep (Nap), to Tripping back to town, right side Up and Up-side-down. The creation of The ABC Bunny was a Gág family affair, with sister Flavia composing the “ABC Song,” included in this faithful edition; brother Howard penning the lettering; and Wanda writing and illustrating the story.
Book Synopsis Hilarious Jokes For 9 Year Old Kids by : Hayden Fox
Download or read book Hilarious Jokes For 9 Year Old Kids written by Hayden Fox and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-10 with total page 76 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Knock, Knock. Who's There? The Most Hilarious Jokes For Your 9 Year Old!
