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Funny, You Don't Look Like a Grandmother

Author : Lois Wyse
Publisher : Harmony
ISBN 13 : 0307803074
Total Pages : 118 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (78 download)

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Book Synopsis Funny, You Don't Look Like a Grandmother by : Lois Wyse

Download or read book Funny, You Don't Look Like a Grandmother written by Lois Wyse and published by Harmony. This book was released on 2011-08-03 with total page 118 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Smart, warm, telling, and funny, Funny, Your Don't Look Like a Grandmother is the perfect bouquet for today's grandmother, that active and interesting woman who is old enough to be somebody's grandmother and young enough to run around the world. Lois Wyse's new book, charmingly illustrated by Lilla Rogers, is a collection of wit and wisdom for today's Nana, Grandma, Goo-Goo, or Gran. How can you recognize today's grandmother? Easy, says Wyse. The grandmother is the one who goes out more and complains less than her daughter. In the spirit of Erma Bombeck and Bill Cosby, Lois Wyse tells loving and amusing stories that illustrate the joys of contemporary grandmothering. According to Lois Wyse, "A mother becomes a true grandmother the day she stops noticing the terrible things her children do because she is so enchanted with the wonderful things her grandchildren do." Contemporary grandmothers and their children and grandchildren will see themselves in these reflections of family life that include everything from how it feels to become a grandmother to gentle advice on parenting and career grandmothers. Funny, You Don't Look Like a Grandmother is the first nontraditional book about grandmothers who may not look like grandmothers -- but who love as deeply as the generations of grannies who preceded them.

How to Take Your Grandmother to the Museum

Author : Lois Wyse
Publisher : Workman Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9780761109907
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (99 download)

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Book Synopsis How to Take Your Grandmother to the Museum by : Lois Wyse

Download or read book How to Take Your Grandmother to the Museum written by Lois Wyse and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 1998-01-01 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young girl takes her grandmother on an outing to the natural history museum.

Dear Grandma

Author : Susanna Leonard Hill
Publisher : Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1728222621
Total Pages : 37 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (282 download)

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Book Synopsis Dear Grandma by : Susanna Leonard Hill

Download or read book Dear Grandma written by Susanna Leonard Hill and published by Sourcebooks, Inc.. This book was released on 2021-01-05 with total page 37 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A touching love letter from a grandchild about their one and only grandma, a heartfelt Mother's Day gift! Nothing compares to the special bond between grandma and grandchild! This picture book from a grandchild to grandma overflows with love, adventure, and fun, celebrating all of the magical reasons why Grandma truly is, one of a kind. Filled with heartfelt text, enchanting illustrations, and diverse families. Dear Grandma makes for a sweet and silly read-aloud experience for kids ages 4-7 or any age, as well as a cherished keepsake for years to come! Also includes space to write or draw a special message to grandma! Perfect for Mother's Day, Christmas, Valentine's Day, or a gift for grandma from a grandchild of any age, this heartwarming Grandma book is a wonderful way to say "I love you!" Dear Grandma, You're amazing in so many ways—it's true. So here is a love letter from me, to you.

So This Is How Being a Grandmother Feels

Author : Chris Shea
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 144946274X
Total Pages : 80 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)

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Book Synopsis So This Is How Being a Grandmother Feels by : Chris Shea

Download or read book So This Is How Being a Grandmother Feels written by Chris Shea and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2014-10-07 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "So this is how being a grandmother feels...like the sun coming out for the very first time and the grass growing greener on your side of the fence and the sky looking bluer than ever before because Heaven's come closer to Earth." With enchanting illustrations and sweet prose, Chris Shea has created a loving and delightful celebration for grandmothers everywhere. "Grandchildren continue to take us to places our hearts never knew were there."

How to Babysit a Grandma: Read & Listen Edition

Author : Jean Reagan
Publisher : Knopf Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0385388713
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (853 download)

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Book Synopsis How to Babysit a Grandma: Read & Listen Edition by : Jean Reagan

Download or read book How to Babysit a Grandma: Read & Listen Edition written by Jean Reagan and published by Knopf Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2014-03-25 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When you babysit a grandma, if you're lucky . . . it's a sleepover at her house! And with the useful tips found in this book, you're guaranteed to become an expert grandma-sitter in no time. (Be sure to check out the sections on: How to keep a grandma busy; Things to do at the park; Possible places to sleep, and what to do once you're both snugly tucked in for the night.) From the author-illustrator team behind the bestselling How to Babysit a Grandpa comes a funny and heartwarming celebration of grandmas and grandchildren. This Read & Listen edition contains audio narration.

The Wonky Donkey

Author : Craig Smith
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0545261244
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (452 download)

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Download or read book The Wonky Donkey written by Craig Smith and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2010 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kids will love this cumulative and hysterical read-aloud that features a free downloadable song "I was walking down the road and I saw... a donkey, Hee Haw And he only had three legs He was a wonky donkey." Children will be in fits of laughter with this perfect read-aloud tale of an endearing donkey. By the book's final page, readers end up with a spunky hanky-panky cranky stinky-dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey Download the free song at www.scholastic.com/wonkydonkey.

Family Wisdom

Author : Susan Ginsberg
Publisher : Columbia University Press
ISBN 13 : 9780231103763
Total Pages : 344 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (37 download)

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Book Synopsis Family Wisdom by : Susan Ginsberg

Download or read book Family Wisdom written by Susan Ginsberg and published by Columbia University Press. This book was released on 1996 with total page 344 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Encompassing a remarkably rich spectrum of reflections on all aspects of family life, Family Wisdom spans centuries and cultures to offer 2,000 of the most perceptive, exhilarating, helpful and humorous remarks on a subject that concerns just about everyone. The first collection of its kind, Family Wisdom will open a dialogue among readers of all generations.

Have You Eaten Grandma?

Author : Gyles Brandreth
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0241352657
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (413 download)

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Book Synopsis Have You Eaten Grandma? by : Gyles Brandreth

Download or read book Have You Eaten Grandma? written by Gyles Brandreth and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2018-10-04 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The go-to good English guide from the grammar guru himself, Gyles Brandreth . . . __________ Why, like, does everyone keep saying 'like'? Why do apostrophe's keep turning up in the wrong place? Why do we get confused when using foreign phrases - and vice versa? Is it 'may be' or 'maybe'? Should it be 'past' or 'passed'? Is it 'referenda' or 'referendums'? FFS, what's happening to our language!? Our language is changing, literacy levels are dwindling and our grasp of grammar is at crisis point, so you wouldn't be alone in thinking WTF! But do not despair, Have You Eaten Grandma? is here: Gyles Brandreth's definitive (and hilarious) guide to punctuation, spelling, and good English for the twenty-first century. Without hesitation or repetition (and just a touch of deviation) Gyles, the Just A Minute regular and self-confessed grammar guru, skewers the linguistic horrors of our time, tells us where we've been going wrong (and why), and reveals his tips and tricks to ensure that, in future, we make fewer (rather than 'less') mistakes. End of. (Is 'End of' alright? Is 'alright' all right? You'll find out right here . . . )

The Kids Left. The Dog Died. Now What?

Author : Carole Caplan-Lonner
Publisher : Samuel French, Inc.
ISBN 13 : 0573698333
Total Pages : 103 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (736 download)

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Book Synopsis The Kids Left. The Dog Died. Now What? by : Carole Caplan-Lonner

Download or read book The Kids Left. The Dog Died. Now What? written by Carole Caplan-Lonner and published by Samuel French, Inc.. This book was released on 2010 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A musical about aging gracefully and facing a host of midlife crises with dignity and courage.

Merry Wives and Others

Author : Penelope Fritzer
Publisher : McFarland
ISBN 13 : 9780786480647
Total Pages : 276 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (86 download)

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Book Synopsis Merry Wives and Others by : Penelope Fritzer

Download or read book Merry Wives and Others written by Penelope Fritzer and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2010-06-28 with total page 276 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In many ways, the history of domestic humor writing is also a history of domestic life in the twentieth century. For many years, domestic humor was written primarily by females; significant contributions from male writers began as times and family structures changed. It remains timeless because of its basis on the relationships between husbands and wives, parents and children, houses and inhabitants, pets and their owners, chores and their doers, and neighbors. This work is a historical and literary survey of humorists who wrote about home. It begins with a chapter on the social context of and attitudes toward traditional domestic roles and housewives. The following chapters, beginning with the 1920s and continuing through today, cover the different time periods and the foremost American domestic humorists, and the humor written by surrogate parents, grown children about their childhood families, husbands, and Canadian and English writers. Also covered are the differences among various writers toward traditional domestic roles--some, like Erma Bombeck and Judith Viorst, embraced them, while others, like Caryl Kristenson and Marilyn Kentz, resisted them. Common themes, such as the isolation and competitiveness of housework, home as an idealized metaphysical goal and ongoing physical challenge, and the urban, suburban, and rural life, are also explored.

When Grandma Gives You a Lemon Tree

Author : Jamie L.B. Deenihan
Publisher : Union Square & Co.
ISBN 13 : 1454941677
Total Pages : 31 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (549 download)

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Book Synopsis When Grandma Gives You a Lemon Tree by : Jamie L.B. Deenihan

Download or read book When Grandma Gives You a Lemon Tree written by Jamie L.B. Deenihan and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Grandma gives you a lemon tree, definitely don’t make a face! Care for the tree, and you might be surprised at how new things, and new ideas, bloom. “Charms from cover to cover.” —Kirkus (Starred review) “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” In this imaginative take on that popular saying, a child is surprised (and disappointed) to receive a lemon tree from Grandma for her birthday. After all, she DID ask for a new gadget! But when she follows the narrator’s careful—and funny—instructions, she discovers that the tree might be exactly what she wanted after all. This clever story, complete with a recipe for lemonade, celebrates the pleasures of patience, hard work, nature, community . . . and putting down the electronic devices just for a while.

My Grandmother Asked Me to Tell You She's Sorry

Author : Fredrik Backman
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1501115073
Total Pages : 400 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book My Grandmother Asked Me to Tell You She's Sorry written by Fredrik Backman and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-04-05 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A cloth bag containing 10 paperback copies of the title, 1 large print edition, 1 audio book, that may also include a folder with sign out sheets.

Everywhere You Don't Belong

Author : Gabriel Bump
Publisher : Algonquin Books
ISBN 13 : 1643750224
Total Pages : 267 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (437 download)

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Download or read book Everywhere You Don't Belong written by Gabriel Bump and published by Algonquin Books. This book was released on 2020-02-04 with total page 267 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times Book Review Notable Book of 2020 Winner of the Ernest J. Gaines Award for Literary Excellence “A comically dark coming-of-age story about growing up on the South Side of Chicago, but it’s also social commentary at its finest, woven seamlessly into the work . . . Bump’s meditation on belonging and not belonging, where or with whom, how love is a way home no matter where you are, is handled so beautifully that you don’t know he’s hypnotized you until he’s done.” —Tommy Orange, The New York Times Book Review In this alternately witty and heartbreaking debut novel, Gabriel Bump gives us an unforgettable protagonist, Claude McKay Love. Claude isn’t dangerous or brilliant—he’s an average kid coping with abandonment, violence, riots, failed love, and societal pressures as he steers his way past the signposts of youth: childhood friendships, basketball tryouts, first love, first heartbreak, picking a college, moving away from home. Claude just wants a place where he can fit. As a young black man born on the South Side of Chicago, he is raised by his civil rights–era grandmother, who tries to shape him into a principled actor for change; yet when riots consume his neighborhood, he hesitates to take sides, unwilling to let race define his life. He decides to escape Chicago for another place, to go to college, to find a new identity, to leave the pressure cooker of his hometown behind. But as he discovers, he cannot; there is no safe haven for a young black man in this time and place called America. Percolating with fierceness and originality, attuned to the ironies inherent in our twenty-first-century landscape, Everywhere You Don’t Belong marks the arrival of a brilliant young talent.

Becoming Grandma

Author : Lesley Stahl
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0399185828
Total Pages : 290 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (991 download)

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Download or read book Becoming Grandma written by Lesley Stahl and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2017-04-04 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The New York Times Bestseller From one of the country’s most recognizable journalists, Lesley Stahl of CBS's 60 Minutes: How becoming a grandmother transforms a woman’s life. After four decades as a reporter, Lesley Stahl’s most vivid and transformative experience of her life was not covering the White House, interviewing heads of state, or researching stories at 60 Minutes. It was becoming a grandmother. She was hit with a jolt of joy so intense and unexpected, she wanted to “investigate” it—as though it were a news flash. And so, using her 60 Minutes skills, she explored how grandmothering changes a woman’s life, interviewing friends like Whoopi Goldberg, colleagues like Diane Sawyer (and grandfathers, including Tom Brokaw), as well as the proverbial woman next door. Along with these personal accounts, Stahl speaks with scientists and doctors about physiological changes that occur in women when they have grandchildren; anthropologists about why there are grandmothers, in evolutionary terms; and psychiatrists about the therapeutic effects of grandchildren on both grandmothers and grandfathers. Throughout Becoming Grandma, Stahl shares stories about her own life with granddaughters Jordan and Chloe, about how her relationship with her daughter, Taylor, has changed, and about how being a grandfather has affected her husband, Aaron. In an era when baby boomers are becoming grandparents in droves and when young parents need all the help they can get raising their children, Stahl’s book is a timely and affecting read that redefines a cherished relationship.

Grandmother By Another Name

Author : Carolyn Booth
Publisher : Thomas Nelson
ISBN 13 : 1418558869
Total Pages : 121 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (185 download)

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Download or read book Grandmother By Another Name written by Carolyn Booth and published by Thomas Nelson. This book was released on 1997-02-27 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection of endearing stories about what we call our grandmothers will give you a smile and warm your heart. Grandmother-related quotes, lists, and anecdotes are also included. Illustrated.

A Grandparent's Gift of Love

Author : Edward Fays
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0446561150
Total Pages : 188 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (465 download)

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Download or read book A Grandparent's Gift of Love written by Edward Fays and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2009-05-30 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the bestselling tradition of the Chicken Soup For the Soul series comes an inspiring collection of stories about the great life lessons we can learn from our grandparents. Grandparents give us what we crave most in the world- attention, love, and assurance that we play a significant role in other people's lives. Edward Fays knows well the power of grandparents-his own and others'. When Fays and his fiancée had to confront a devastating personal tragedy, he consoled her with his grandparents' funny, warm, and inspiring stories. After they helped her heal, he began to collect anecdotes and lessons from grown-up grandkids and grandparents alike. A Grandparent's Gift of Love is a celebration of the special bond grandparents have with their grandchildren and the lessons they can teach us about love, courage, hope, suffering, sacrifice, and living life to the fullest.

Grandmother's Treasures

Author : Lois Wyse
Publisher : Crown
ISBN 13 : 0517592592
Total Pages : 62 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (175 download)

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Download or read book Grandmother's Treasures written by Lois Wyse and published by Crown. This book was released on 1993-04-06 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A beautiful, generational keepsake to record cherished family memories, perfect for any grandmother This book is dedicated to all grandmothers and to the grandchildren for whom they open the gates of memory so that together they can understand, appreciate, and recognize their shared heritage. Grandmother’s Treasures is a gorgeous, thoughtful, and sentimental journal that allows grandmothers to record their childhood memories, family trees, wishes for their grandchildren, and more, ensuring that future generations will have a personal, comprehensive memento to pass down for years to come. Brimming with colorful illustrations and plenty of room to jot down notes, quotes, and longer writings, this guided journal is sure to hold a special place in any family’s heart.