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Book Synopsis Twenty-two Foreigners in Funny Shorts by : Pete Davies
Download or read book Twenty-two Foreigners in Funny Shorts written by Pete Davies and published by Random House (NY). This book was released on 1994 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In time for the 1994 World Cup games that will take place across the U.S., this is the ultimate handbook for the serious soccer fan--a complete guide to the game, the World Cup, and USA '94. Charts throughout.
Book Synopsis Short Funny Love Poems by : George Stanworth
Download or read book Short Funny Love Poems written by George Stanworth and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-09-07 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Short Funny Love Poems does not contain sonnets about socks or odes to odours. Instead, the book contains 64 hilarious love poems which will appeal to both men and women. Titles include 'Will You Still Love Me In Top Shop?', 'I Love You More Than Star Trek', 'We Nearly Went to Venice', Don't Tell Your Date She Looks Like Noddy' and 'I Want You To Be Happy, But I Didn't Mean With Him!'. Lines include 'I love you more than swear words love to duet with Adele' and 'You married me for treacle. I married you for slime.' This is George Stanworth's 4th collection of poetry following on from 'Crazy Old World', 'Your Sax Is On Fire' and 'A Floristry of Palpitations.' George has previously performed at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival as well as The Poetry Cafe in Covent Garden. George was also a finalist in the 'Lyrics Only' section of the 2014 UK Songwriting Competition. www.shortfunnypoems.co.uk
Book Synopsis Short Funny Stories / Самые смешные рассказы by : О. Генри
Download or read book Short Funny Stories / Самые смешные рассказы written by О. Генри and published by Litres. This book was released on 2016-06-30 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: В этой книге подобраны лучшие юмористические рассказы, которые превратят изучение английского языка в увлекательное занятие. Вас ждут четыре рассказа классиков английского языка: «Раб привычки» Джерома К. Джерома, «Вождь краснокожих» О. Генри, «Удача» Марка Твена, «Открытое окно» Саки (Г. Х. Манро). Чтение коротких историй поможет легко и без напряжения погрузиться в мир настоящего английского языка и пополнить словарный запас.Тексты подобраны для уровня 1 (для начинающих нижней ступени) и снабжены комментариями и упражнениями. В конце книги предлагается англо-русский словарь.Издание рассчитано на всех, кто стремится читать на английском языке.
Book Synopsis 100 Funny Short Stories for Seniors and the Elderly by : Christian Stahl
Download or read book 100 Funny Short Stories for Seniors and the Elderly written by Christian Stahl and published by Midealuck Publishing. This book was released on 2023-03-06 with total page 251 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Some say laughter is the best medicine against ageism. Many elderlies tend to view nursing homes as a boring and stressful environment. Laughter has proven itself to be a natural form of medicine that is available to everyone. Humorous stories and anecdotes can help you relax and manage stress while boosting your immune system and releasing endorphins. How this book can help you. These 100 humorous tales, essays and anecdotes include a grand variety of feel-good subjects, like humorous short novels based on a true story, wedding anniversary humor, humorous anecdotes after decades in the bedroom, and a whole collection of essays and good-hearted jokes about the elderly. This collection of short stories, anecdotes and jokes aim to make you happy and laugh out loud. All 100 humorous stories and essays are told in a simple, humorous style, they are fun and engaging at the same time, making this book the perfect present for a beloved senior in your life.
Book Synopsis The Funny Bone: Short Stories and Amusing Anecdotes for a Dull Hour by : Various
Download or read book The Funny Bone: Short Stories and Amusing Anecdotes for a Dull Hour written by Various and published by DigiCat. This book was released on 2022-06-13 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Funny Bone is a book by Henry Martyn Kieffer. It provides the reader with amusing short stories and entertaining anecdotes for boring evenings, so they are transformed to moments of shared fun and laughter.
Book Synopsis 50 Crazy Funny Short Novels for Adults by : Christian Stahl
Download or read book 50 Crazy Funny Short Novels for Adults written by Christian Stahl and published by Midealuck Publishing. This book was released on 2022 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you been feeling overly stressed lately? Give yourself a break from your nuclear surroundings to have a read and crack a smile. With this book you can cheer up and discover: > That there is evidence and insight that certain sea creatures had sex with a human. > Why having dementia can be a good thing if you're up to no good. > How inherently stupid kids believe in fortunetellers. > Why it is useful to have an eccentric uncle in the Texas Panhandle. > Why you should avoid having adventures in a sauna. 50 Entertaining Funny Short Novels for Adults is a beautifully woven together collection of the funniest and at times true-to-life stories our mother Earth has to offer. People do the craziest things, mostly out of sheer natural stupidity, and this book shows stories born in madness, the craziest misadventures and hysterical anecdotes that will make your stomach clench with laughter; you also will be exposed to weird talking points and occasionally interesting insights. This book is best suited for everyone, but mainly for mature adults. A welcome relief for long lonely nights and situations that simply require distraction. Keep it at home to entertain friends and family, gift it to a friend, or package it up for a still suffering creature or a long lost lover. This book will help you in many ways. Get, or give, hours of entertainment, just scroll up and hit the buy button now!
Book Synopsis Funny Short Stories by the Snotty Atheist by : Jason Earley
Download or read book Funny Short Stories by the Snotty Atheist written by Jason Earley and published by LifeRich Publishing. This book was released on 2021-02-12 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book is about Man's pointless quest for truth, his goal to establish footing in the hereafter - for eternity. This book is about Man's right to dominate and exploit the lower animals and my firm belief that as I speak, there are dozens of carnivorous intelligent species perfectly willing to place Man on the menu - a privilege bestowed to them by their omnipotent, omniscient god and contained within the text of their god-inspired dogma, On this day, we will be granted an epiphany - that a monotheist served over rice will provide a well balanced diet of protein, B vitamins and riboflavin. From that point on - Galileo, Issac Newton, Aristotle and Frederick Nietzsche will be sustenance and everything that Man has created over the past two thousand years will be marginalized by the simple fact that we are delicious.
Book Synopsis 300 Funny One Liners and Short Jokes by : Eliza Cole
Download or read book 300 Funny One Liners and Short Jokes written by Eliza Cole and published by Eliza Cole. This book was released on 2022-06-17 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You can't go wrong with this book! It contains more than 300 creative, silly and funny one-liners that will keep your children entertained for hours. We've included plenty of confidence building activities for kids - 130 Would You Rather questions too so they'll have plenty to discuss in their families or on the playground - plus bonus Icebreaker exercises make it perfect for group activities like school clubs or other social and group gatherings where laughter is key. If you are looking for very funny, silly, even hilarious one liners, riddles, gaming, animal or food related jokes for kids, this book will keep your children engaged and happy for hours.
Book Synopsis The Nava Katz Short Story Collection: A Devilishly Funny Urban Fantasy by : Deborah Wilde
Download or read book The Nava Katz Short Story Collection: A Devilishly Funny Urban Fantasy written by Deborah Wilde and published by Te Da Media Inc.. This book was released on 2023-12-15 with total page 88 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: FOUR sexy short stories from the POVs of your favorite Unlikeable Demon Hunter men! Includes: SLAY (Nava Katz, #1.5) Rohan’s POV. On the trail of a serpent demon after hours at a swimming pool, things get hot and wet between Rohan and Nava. CRUSH (Nava Katz, #2.5) Drio’s POV. While closing in on a child-eating demon, Drio crosses paths with a woman who may just out-play him. SEIZE (Nava Katz, #3.5) Rohan’s POV. A summer’s night. A cursed diamond. A deadly demon encounter that unlocks deep desires. LICK (Nava Katz, #4.5) Ari's POV. A deadly last stand leads to an explosive encounter that threatens to destroy everything. (m/m romance) Curl up with the Brotherhood now!
Book Synopsis Comic Illustration Books For Kids: Short Moral Stories For Kids - Dog Humor Books by : El Ninjo
Download or read book Comic Illustration Books For Kids: Short Moral Stories For Kids - Dog Humor Books written by El Ninjo and published by Speedy Publishing LLC. This book was released on 2014-09-15 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Let me introduce myself. My name is El Ninjo and I am the master butt whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart clouds! I guarantee, you and your kids will LOL at this funny fart book with more than 20 blasting bean blowing illustrations and booming fart situations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom burping crashes, and I am going to impress you with my creative windy ways. I will not only show you every vapor blowing cloud trick that I have in my inventory, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual gassy butt whistling fart rocket situation to your own benefit! The list of bottom belching and flatulent fart situations goes like this: The Wake Upper Popper The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot The Flying Carpet The Backpack Burster The Neighbor Detonator The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism The Lego Blower The Eruption In The Chicken Coop The Hand Stinker The Marshmallow Shooter The Stinky Tsunami The Sand Storm Exploder The Invisible Electric Fence Destroyer The Domino Bomber The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper... ...and many more steamy bean blowing fart episodes The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda If you love Fun Stories For Kids: Books For Boys - Dog Humor - Fart Book & Gross Out Book with Cartoons, Fart Trick, Fart Gag & Fart Fantasy Adventures, check out this pant ripping Fart Book series! Purchase my Fart Book right now for your kids and have some fun tonight at bedtime or whenever the situation calls for some hilarious and fun kid stories and pictures.
Book Synopsis Raymond Carver's Short Fiction in the History of Black Humor by : Jingqiong Zhou
Download or read book Raymond Carver's Short Fiction in the History of Black Humor written by Jingqiong Zhou and published by Peter Lang. This book was released on 2006 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This first book-length study on the black humor in Raymond Carver's work includes valuable interpretations of Carver's aesthetics as well as the psycho-social implications of his short fiction. The presence of an indeterminate «menace» in the oppressive situations of black humor in Carver - as compared to a European tradition of existentialist writing and his American predecessors including Twain, Heller, Barth and others - is mitigated through humor so it is not dominant. As a result, a subtle promise emerges in the characters' lives.
Book Synopsis What I Thought of Ain't Funny by : Caroljean Gavin
Download or read book What I Thought of Ain't Funny written by Caroljean Gavin and published by . This book was released on 2020-10-31 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Comedian Mitch Hedberg's creative legacy is celebrated in this collection of seventeen short stories inspired by his most loved jokes. An acid trip, a quest to reclaim the sesame seed, an underground association of sandwich enthusiasts, the first ever suburban koala infestation, a Nyquil-tipsy priest, a view from inside the parade, a very, very hungry diner, a girlfriend who isn't, and an apartment where every few feet is a bedroom, the seventeen stories in this anthology "yes, and" the jokes of late comedian Mitch Hedberg. At turns hilarious, poignant, silly, haunting, and rife with word play, What I Thought of Ain't Funny, an anthology of short fiction based on the jokes of Mitch Hedberg pays tribute to the imaginative ingenuity and the writing genius of Mitch Hedberg, opening up the ridiculous of this world, and hanging out with the complicated human beings who live inside it. With stories by: Hal Ackerman Janelle Bassett Dan Bern Jon Dunbar Allison Fradkin TJ Fuller Chisto Healy Maggie Nerz Iribarne Gracie Beaver-Kairis Marco Kaye Veronica Klash Bethany Marcel Jon Chaiim McConnell Katie Runde Jenn Stroud Rossman Amy Stuber Jennifer Wortman
Book Synopsis Snappsy the Alligator (Did Not Ask to Be in This Book) by : Julie Falatko
Download or read book Snappsy the Alligator (Did Not Ask to Be in This Book) written by Julie Falatko and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2016-02-02 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Snappsy the alligator is having a normal day when a pesky narrator steps in to spice up the story. Is Snappsy reading a book ... or is he making CRAFTY plans? Is Snappsy on his way to the grocery store ... or is he PROWLING the forest for defenseless birds and fuzzy bunnies? Is Snappsy innocently shopping for a party ... or is he OBSESSED with snack foods that start with the letter P? What's the truth? Snappsy the Alligator (Did Not Ask to Be in This Book) is an irreverent look at storytelling, friendship, and creative differences, perfect for fans of Mo Willems.
Download or read book Funny Shorts written by Michael Wayne and published by . This book was released on 2020-08-31 with total page 106 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Twenty-five easy to read short stories and illustrated comedy bits for kids who like to smile.And chuckle.And laugh.
Book Synopsis Fun With Phonics: Short Vowels by : Janice McArthur
Download or read book Fun With Phonics: Short Vowels written by Janice McArthur and published by Remedia Publications. This book was released on 1990 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis A Humor Reader: Short Stories From New Voices by : R. L. Saunders
Download or read book A Humor Reader: Short Stories From New Voices written by R. L. Saunders and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-09-03 with total page 143 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: If laughter is the best medicine, then reading humorous short stories should be the best practice to maintain your health. These three authors with their six stories have written stories that both poke fun at the sacrosanct and also skewer them for dissection as both pompous and ripe. From the ranks of Voltaire, Twain, and Vonnegut, these new voices have something to say about how our current culture and what they consider serious. You may find yourself irritated, incensed, or having a laugh outloud moment as you read along into the imaginative worlds these authors create. You may find yourself expecting to see someone just waiting in the shadows for you to get the punchline - expect that author's spirit as you read their works. PS. You have their permission to roll on the floor with delight, in private, of course... Get Your Copy Now.
Book Synopsis Short Stories Collection for Kids- Fantasy , Fun , Moral by :
Download or read book Short Stories Collection for Kids- Fantasy , Fun , Moral written by and published by PRABIR RAI CHAUDHURI. This book was released on 2022-04-15 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Short Stories Collection for Kids- Fantasy , Fun , Moral . Bed time short stories , Short Stories With Moral- By Prabir Rai Chaudhuri CHILDREN'S STORIES Children's stories are full of fantasy , with which children learn. Short stories and fables , which, however, are full of meaning, and which, through their moral , allow the little ones to be taught how to face their daily lives. We invite you to enjoy the great variety of stories that we have in the pages of this book. Enjoy reading together, encourage the habit of reading in children, something that will inadvertently help them in their educational development. You will see how the task of reading, writing, and even spelling becomes easier for them, which they will assimilate without even realizing it. The power of children's stories is infinite, you just have to give wings to the imagination and let it fly along with the pages of this book !
