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Book Synopsis Just Cocks Coloring Book for Adults by : Coloring People
Download or read book Just Cocks Coloring Book for Adults written by Coloring People and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-12-03 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Our best selling Just Cocks Coloring Book For Adults is back, bigger and better than ever with our new Extended Edition. You'll have 45 hilarious dick images to color until you can't laugh anymore. With over 45 different Funny and Snarky Cock coloring pages. Whether it's for you or a gift for a friend, a Birthday, Mother's Day, Christmas present or just something for yourself this book is sure to keep you and your friends laughing, giggling and coloring for hours.... Features of this Book: All Professionally illustrated Designs Suitable for Coloring Pens, Markers, Pencils and Crayons. Single side printing and bordered for framing 45 hilarious and naughty coloring pages.. The new extended edition of our Just Cocks Coloring Book contains 45 single sided coloring pages filled with various hilarious, funny and snarky, cock images. This book has a range of different coloring pages for you to choose from whether you like complex designs or prefer a simpler style our cock coloring book is sure to have something for you. We have chosen the funniest cock illustrations to ensure that you get hours of coloring entertainment, laughter and relaxation. All pages are bordered and single sided for easy removal and framing, this also stops your colors from bleeding through onto other pages. So sit back relax and enjoy our Cocks Coloring Book for Adults.
Book Synopsis Penis Pokey by : Christopher Behrens
Download or read book Penis Pokey written by Christopher Behrens and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2006-06-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Book Where You’re the Star! Every scene in Penis Pokey has one thing missing—and you have to complete the picture. Are you up to the challenge?
Book Synopsis Peckerheads (Condensed Edition) by : Sledgepainter Books
Download or read book Peckerheads (Condensed Edition) written by Sledgepainter Books and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-25 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With a focus on being a little touch of whimsical, with just a dash of crude, these cute, amusing little penis guys will share with you an array of comical antics, every page meant to make you smilingly go "Wow!" and laugh. Purchase only if you have an open sense of humor! Within you get 36 Coloring Pages (Single-sided, though with the title of the image on the back side), 7 DIY Bookmarks, & a Color Testing Page. Please note that this is the Condensed Edition. To find the 110 page full edition, just check out more by this seller! This book would be great for a bachelorette party, girl's night out, or a gag gift. Perfect for women but also men that don't mind having a laugh too.
Book Synopsis 50 Ways to Eat Cock by : Adrienne N. Hew
Download or read book 50 Ways to Eat Cock written by Adrienne N. Hew and published by Savor the Journey, LLC. This book was released on 2013 with total page 87 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the ORIGINAL book about eating cock. All other "cock" books are impostors!" "Adrienne Hew has added to the culinary repertoire with this fun and imaginative cookbook on a forgotten traditional food." -Review from Sally Fallon Morell, President, The Weston A. Price Foundation and author of Nourishing Traditions"How much cock can one eat in a lifetime? Let Adrienne Hew count the Ways! A humorous approach to a subject that we tend to ignore: nutrition! Learn to eat cock and LOVE it! Our listeners ate it up!" -Review from Mark Colavecchio, The Bob and Mark ShowCurious about cock? You're not the only one. Once revered for his virility and strength, the rooster has taken a back seat to the hen in more recent years. With healthy chicken recipes like Risotto Cock Balls and Cock-o's, 50 Ways to Eat Cock is a fun and inventive chicken cookbook that takes a revealing look at the folklore, history, culinary culture and nutritional benefits of this well-endowed ingredient. With tongue-in-cheek descriptions, these playful cock recipes are bulging with everything from the quintessential to the quick-and-easy to the downright quirky. You'll learn how to tame this tough bird meat into succulent and finger-licking gourmet meals. Thanks to the ingenuity of author and Certified Nutritionist, Adrienne Hew, the noble cock retakes his rightful place at the head of the table. Grab the "hard copy" as the perfect bridal shower gift!* If you want, you can also make any of these recipes with chicken, but they wouldn't be as fun.
Book Synopsis The Day the Crayons Quit by : Drew Daywalt
Download or read book The Day the Crayons Quit written by Drew Daywalt and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-06-27 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hilarious, colorful #1 New York Times bestselling phenomenon that every kid wants! Gift a copy to someone you love today. Poor Duncan just wants to color. But when he opens his box of crayons, he finds only letters, all saying the same thing: His crayons have had enough! They quit! Blue crayon needs a break from coloring all those bodies of water. Black crayon wants to be used for more than just outlining. And Orange and Yellow are no longer speaking—each believes he is the true color of the sun. What can Duncan possibly do to appease all of the crayons and get them back to doing what they do best? With giggle-inducing text from Drew Daywalt and bold and bright illustrations from Oliver Jeffers, The Day the Crayons Quit is the perfect gift for new parents, baby showers, back-to-school, or any time of year! Perfect for fans of Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus by Mo Willems and The True Story of the Three Little Pigs by Jon Sciezka and Lane Smith. Praise for The Day the Crayons Quit: Amazon’s 2013 Best Picture Book of the Year A Barnes & Noble Best Book of 2013 Goodreads’ 2013 Best Picture Book of the Year Winner of the E.B. White Read-Aloud Award * “Hilarious . . . Move over, Click, Clack, Moo; we’ve got a new contender for the most successful picture-book strike.” –BCCB, starred review “Jeffers . . . elevates crayon drawing to remarkable heights.” –Booklist “Fresh and funny.” –The Wall Street Journal "This book will have children asking to have it read again and again.” –Library Media Connection * “This colorful title should make for an uproarious storytime.” –School Library Journal, starred review * “These memorable personalities will leave readers glancing apprehensively at their own crayon boxes.” –Publishers Weekly, starred review “Utterly original.” –San Francisco Chronicle
Book Synopsis The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick by : Heather Land
Download or read book The Big Adventures of Tiny Dick written by Heather Land and published by . This book was released on 2017-09-15 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You don't have to be big to do great things! Tiny Dick proves that in this hilarious and fun coloring book. TD isn't huge but he makes up for it with his giant personality and fun adventures! This book is great for bachelorette parties, boring Friday nights home alone, or to send to a (very tiny) ex-boyfriend.
Book Synopsis Sex Position Coloring Book by : Editors of Hollan Publishing
Download or read book Sex Position Coloring Book written by Editors of Hollan Publishing and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-12-03 with total page 111 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "This is a very funny coloring book. I love how graphic [it is.]" —Chelsea Handler SEX IS FUN! COLORING IS FUN! NOW, COLORING SEX IS FUN!!! Thanks to this first-ever interactive intercourse guide, you and your lover can explore exciting new sex positions in an enjoyable, approachable and brightly colored way. Just be sure to stay inside the lines as you learn to be creative between the sheets. Perfect as a bachelorette, wedding shower or birthday gift, Sex Position Coloring Book is as hilariously playful as it is anatomically accurate. With 101 ready-to-color outlines of couples in real sex positions, this is the silliest yet most informative sex book a man and a woman and a box of crayons have ever shared.
Book Synopsis 100 Cocks Coloring Book by : Jenny Owens
Download or read book 100 Cocks Coloring Book written by Jenny Owens and published by . This book was released on 2021-04-10 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for the perfect penis gift? Then why not get your hands around this massive cock coloring book for adults! That is filled with 100 relaxing paisley, henna and mandala penis coloring pages! You can have a different dick every day of the week with this rude coloring book! From massive meaty cocks to small humiliating chodes. You'll have a huge variety of dicks to choose from. So you can sit back, relax and color in your perfect penis or funny penis quote! Every one of the one hundred beautifully designed coloring pages boasts either a glorious cock design or funny dick joke with stress relieving patterns. So you can chill out, relax and have a laugh at the same time! Each of the 100 coloring pages are printed single sided, so you can easily remove the pages to frame or hang your penis art. Or so you can use a much wider variety of coloring mediums without running the risk of listing any of the other cocktastic designs inside this book. The cocks aren't the only thing that are hard in this coloring book! This dick coloring book boasts an extensive range of designs and patterns that differ in difficulty, from simple easy to color designs for beginners to much more detailed and intricate designs for the coloring book pro's. So you're sure to find something to match your coloring skill level. You could even get better at coloring by starting off on the easy ones and working your way up if you're a beginner! Ideal for a bachelorette party gift or inappropriate birthday gift for a loved one. This kinky coloring book is sure to get a laugh no matter the occasion!
Book Synopsis 50 Ways to Eat Cock by : Adrienne Hew
Download or read book 50 Ways to Eat Cock written by Adrienne Hew and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-06 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: We asked rooster lovers from around the world to show us their cocks and they obliged! Proudly presenting Centerfolds, the companion adult coloring book to 50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls!Inside you'll find outlines (NOT recipes) of the 50 peckers that made the cut - ready and waiting for you to finish them off with your skillful strokes. From Nugget and Big Bird to Lord Vader and Mr. Naughtikins, you're sure to find a hunk of avian beefcake to titillate your creative juices.
Download or read book Sophie's World written by Jostein Gaarder and published by Farrar, Straus and Giroux. This book was released on 2007-03-20 with total page 599 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A page-turning novel that is also an exploration of the great philosophical concepts of Western thought, Jostein Gaarder's Sophie's World has fired the imagination of readers all over the world, with more than twenty million copies in print. One day fourteen-year-old Sophie Amundsen comes home from school to find in her mailbox two notes, with one question on each: "Who are you?" and "Where does the world come from?" From that irresistible beginning, Sophie becomes obsessed with questions that take her far beyond what she knows of her Norwegian village. Through those letters, she enrolls in a kind of correspondence course, covering Socrates to Sartre, with a mysterious philosopher, while receiving letters addressed to another girl. Who is Hilde? And why does her mail keep turning up? To unravel this riddle, Sophie must use the philosophy she is learning—but the truth turns out to be far more complicated than she could have imagined.
Download or read book Barbarian Lover written by Ruby Dixon and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2022-07-12 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The third novel in the Ice Planet Barbarians series, an international publishing phenomenon—now in a special print edition with bonus materials and an exclusive epilogue! Kira plans on remaining single on this alien planet—she doesn’t want a mate anyway. At least, that’s what she tells herself. But when Aehako comes along, everything changes. . . . As one of the humans stranded on the ice planet, I should be happy that I have a new home. Human women are treasured here, and one alien in particular has made it clear that he’s interested in me. It’s hard to push away the sexy, flirtatious Aehako when I long to grab him by his horns and insist he take me to his furs. But I’ve got a terrible secret—a few of them, actually. I’m convinced that Aehako can never love me if he knows the full truth. More worryingly, the aliens who abducted me are back, and thanks to the translator in my ear, they can find me. My presence here endangers everyone . . . but can I give up my new life and the man I desire more than anything? And will he even want me if he knows my secrets?
Book Synopsis Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks by : Ella Cotton
Download or read book Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks written by Ella Cotton and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-05 with total page 60 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: JINGLE BALLS! 'Chestnuts roasting on a...' Looking for a fun colouring book or a gift for someone who might appreciate a book full of artistic willies? 'Yule Knob' - Need a silly secret Santa, saucy stocking filler or hilarious hen night gift? Then Ella Cottons hilarious 'Cocktastic! Colourful Cocks' could be the book for you. Each beautifully designed black & white illustration depicts a famous male member taken from the world of Art ready for colouring. This is extreme mindfulness! Cocks found inside the book include:Michelangelo's David Medieval Nuns harvesting from the cock tree Roman winged penises Flower cocks Bhutanese knob dragons And many more! Ward off the 'Evil Eye' with these wonderful willies and their illuminating descriptions. Feel relaxed and amused while carefully colouring cock. Please note: Rubbing this book will not make it bigger. To see more of Ella's illustrations please visit: retroinc.co.uk
Book Synopsis John Dies at the End by : Jason Pargin
Download or read book John Dies at the End written by Jason Pargin and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2009-09-29 with total page 479 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: John Dies at the End is a genre-bending, humorous account of two college drop-outs inadvertently charged with saving their small town--and the world--from a host of supernatural and paranormal invasions. Now a Major Motion Picture. "[Pargin] is like a mash-up of Douglas Adams and Stephen King... 'page-turner' is an understatement." —Don Coscarelli, director, Phantasm I-V, Bubba Ho-tep STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you'll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it's too late. You touched the book. You're in the game. You're under the eye. The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me. The important thing is this: The sauce is a drug, and it gives users a window into another dimension. John and I never had the chance to say no. You still do. I'm sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind: None of this was my fault.
Book Synopsis The Bookish Life of Nina Hill by : Abbi Waxman
Download or read book The Bookish Life of Nina Hill written by Abbi Waxman and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2019-07-09 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: *The hilarious new novel from Abbi Waxman - I WAS TOLD IT WOULD GET EASIER - is available now* Abbi Waxman's charming novel follows introvert and bookworm Nina Hill as she discovers if real life can ever live up to fiction... Shortlisted for the Comedy Women In Print Prize, this novel is perfect for fans of Lucy Diamond and Maria Semple. 'GORGEOUS' Marian Keyes 'Like a big slab of your favourite cake in book form' Libby Page, author of The Lido Meet Nina Hill: A young woman supremely confident in her own. . . shell. Nina has her life just as she wants it: a job in a bookstore, an excellent trivia team and a cat named Phil. If she sometimes suspects there might be more to life than reading, she just shrugs and picks up a new book. So when the father she never knew existed dies, leaving behind innumerable sisters, brothers, nieces, and nephews, Nina is horrified. They all live close by! She'll have to Speak. To. Strangers. And if that wasn't enough, Tom, her trivia nemesis, has turned out to be cute, funny and interested in getting to know her... It's time for Nina to turn her own fresh page, and find out if real life can ever live up to fiction. . . Praise for The Bookish Life of Nina Hill... 'Like a conversation with the funniest person you know - just lovely' KATIE FFORDE 'Charmed by its funny loveliness' NINA STIBBE, AUTHOR OF REASONS TO BE CHEERFUL 'Book lovers will absolutely relate' O, THE OPRAH MAGAZINE 'Meet our bookish millennial heroine - a modern-day Elizabeth Bennet' THE WASHINGTON POST 'A quirky, eccentric romance that will charm any bookworm' ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY 'I hope you're in the mood to be downright delighted, because that's the state you'll find yourself in' POPSUGAR
Book Synopsis This Raging Light by : Estelle Laure
Download or read book This Raging Light written by Estelle Laure and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2015-12-22 with total page 293 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “A funny, heartwrenching, and soulful” debut novel about family, friends, and first love from the acclaimed author of Mayhem and But Then I Came Back (Bustle). Lucille Bennett is pushed into adulthood after her mom decides to take a break from parenting, from responsibility, from Lucille and her little sister, Wren. Left to cover for her absentee parents, Lucille thinks, “Wren and Lucille. Lucille and Wren. I will do whatever I have to. No one will pull us apart.” Now is not the time for level-headed Lucille to fall in love. But love—messy, inconvenient love—is what she’s about to experience when she falls for Digby Jones, her best friend’s brother. With blazing longing that builds to a fever pitch, Estelle Laure’s soulful debut will keep readers hooked and hoping until the very last page. “I loved this book. I was torn between wanting to devour it in one breathless read and needing to stop and savor each gorgeous turn of phrase. This is a remarkable debut.”—Morgan Matson, New York Times-bestselling author of The Unexpected Everything “Estelle Laure’s This Raging Light might be YA, but it’s got plenty of grown-up appeal.”—Entertainment Weekly “A funny, poetic, big-hearted reminder that life can—and will—take us all by surprise.”—Jennifer E. Smith, bestselling author of Field Notes on Love “Lucille may not take down a beast or assassinate any super bads, but she’s what heroines look like and love like in real life.”—Justine Magazine “Heartbreakingly hopeful, lyrically told.”—Kirkus Reviews
Book Synopsis Cock Coloring Book For Adults by : Jenny Owens
Download or read book Cock Coloring Book For Adults written by Jenny Owens and published by . This book was released on 2019-10-16 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you looking for a hilarious hen party gift or funny birthday present? Then Look no further than this cocktastic coloring book for adults! Great value dick coloring book containing 40 rude coloring pages based on the specific intimate part of the human anatomy.Color your perfect penis with this hilarious cock coloring book for grown-ups! Containing 40 beautiful paisley, henna, mandala and zentangle designs to help you color away any stress you may have. This book is the perfect gift for either yourself or as a naughty birthday present or hen party gift. This funny coloring book is sure to get a laugh no matter the occasion. Why not consider giving it so someone as a funny valentine's day gift? Each of the beautifully illustrated design inside this book is printed single sided, which not only lets you easily remove the pages to color and frame, so you can hang your works of art, but to also help prevent bleed through so you won't have to worry about ruining any of the other penis coloring pages within this book. This also allows you to use a variety of mediums on your willy coloring pages. This includes coloring pencils, pens, markers and crayons to name a few.The Cock inspired coloring pages inside this book range in complexity, from simple easy to color designs, to more complex detailed coloring pages for the more experienced coloring book users. You are sure to have a blast with this cocktastic coloring book!
Book Synopsis The Third Parent by : Elias Witherow
Download or read book The Third Parent written by Elias Witherow and published by . This book was released on 2017-10-06 with total page 272 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No one knows where he came from. No one knows what he wants. No one dares ask about his strange physical abnormalities. For a quiet suburban neighborhood, things are about to change. And it starts with a knock at the door. Follow his rules. Don't call the police. Listen to his lessons. That's what Jack and his family were told. Held captive in their own house, they must face a growing storm of mental and physical trauma as they try to just stay alive. But even if Jack can survive the horror of his childhood, will his tormentor ever leave him alone? And who is he really? Who is Tommy Taffy?
