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Download or read book Cat Problems written by Jory John and published by Random House Studio. This book was released on 2021-08-03 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What could a pampered house cat possibly have to complain about? This latest collaboration from picture book superstars--and cat devotees--Lane Smith and Jory John brings with it a hilarious set of feline problems! Just like most cats, this cat lives an extremely comfortable life. But he has his problems too! The sun spot he's trying to bathe in won't stop moving. He keeps getting served dry food instead of wet. And don't even get him started on the vacuum--it's an absolute menace!--and the nosy neighbor squirrel that just can't seem to mind its own business. Will this cat ever find the silver lining? Jory John and Lane Smith once again air their grievances in this must-have companion book to Penguin Problems and Giraffe Problems.
Download or read book Bluebeard's Cat written by Shoo Rayner and published by Orchard Books. This book was released on 2005 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: By night, a gang of cats steal out of their houses to enjoy their secret society of the Scaredy Cats, where they tell each other spoo-ooky tales. Ages 5-7.
Book Synopsis Jet the Cat (Is Not a Cat) by : Phaea Crede
Download or read book Jet the Cat (Is Not a Cat) written by Phaea Crede and published by Barefoot Books. This book was released on 2021-05-01 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Jet the cat likes to swim. When the other animals tell her that cats actually hate water, she goes in search of her true identity. After failing to fit the description of a variety of animals, Jet finally learns to embrace her unique brand of catness. A timely tale that humorously challenges labels and celebrates defining one’s own unique identity.
Book Synopsis Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! by : Susan Meyers
Download or read book Kittens! Kittens! Kittens! written by Susan Meyers and published by Abrams Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2007-04 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Illustrations and rhyming text portray kittens as they go from nestling newborns to proud, independent, and ready to have kittens of their own.
Download or read book Bathe the Cat written by Alice B. McGinty and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2022-02-08 with total page 50 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bathe the floor? Sweep the dishes? This riotous romp of a picture book follows a frantic family as they try to get some chores done—with no help from the family cat, who keeps scrambling the list of chores with hilarious effects. Get ready for a rollicking read-aloud with a truly purrfect ending. It's cleaning day, but the family cat will do anything to avoid getting a bath. So instead of mopping the floor or feeding the fish, the family is soon busy rocking the rug, vacuuming the lawn, and sweeping the dishes. Bouncy rhyme carries the story headlong into the growing hilarity, until finally Dad restores some kind of order—but will the cat avoid getting his whiskers wet? HILARIOUS READ-ALOUD: Word scrambles are a delight in this silly rhyming picture book! Kids will love the accessible rhyming text, and emerging readers will be able to anticipate words after repeated reads, making for an engaging and interactive read-aloud experience. CATNIP FOR CAT LOVERS: This sweet and sneaky feline will do anything to get out of having a bath! Ample cat antics and scenes of increasing mischief (and increasing chaos!) will tickle young readers and entice parents—particularly those with a furry feline member of their own households. TWO DADS LEAD THE WAY: Dad and Papa are the heads of this large and loving biracial family, mirroring illustrator David Robert's own orientation and providing picture book readers with a positive depiction of LGBTQ+ characters in a fun and funny family story. WINNING AUTHOR-ILLUSTRATOR TEAM: Alice McGinty is a prolific author of books for children, and David Roberts is well-known for his work on the popular Questioneers series. Together, their upbeat text and energetic art with pops of neon color make for a standout picture book, just right for gifting and enjoying together at storytime. Perfect for: • Parents • Gift-givers • Cat lovers
Book Synopsis Kitty Cat, Kitty Cat, are You Waking Up? by : Bill Martin
Download or read book Kitty Cat, Kitty Cat, are You Waking Up? written by Bill Martin and published by Marshall Cavendish. This book was released on 2008 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Kitty Cat is distracted by many things as she gets ready for school in the morning.
Book Synopsis The Cat in the Hat. (CD) by : Dr. Seuss
Download or read book The Cat in the Hat. (CD) written by Dr. Seuss and published by . This book was released on 2003 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Cat and Nat's Mom Truths by : Catherine Belknap
Download or read book Cat and Nat's Mom Truths written by Catherine Belknap and published by Harmony. This book was released on 2019-03-12 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE NATIONAL BESTSELLER Hilarious best friends Cat and Nat created a massive online community of moms by sharing their ultra-real and just a bit R-rated dispatches from the mom trenches. From what not to eat a few days after giving birth (chicken wings) to the most effective ways to dodge post-partum sex, Cat & Nat’s Mom Truths shares everything no one will tell you about having kids. Mixing memoir, humor, and advice, Cat and Nat tell never-before-told stories about the stress, guilt, joy, and laundry (oh the laundry!) of being a mom in their first book. With seven kids between them and millions of fans on social media, they get real about the parts of parenting that somehow don’t make the Instagram feed. Sharing their outrageous humor, fearless myth-busting, and genuine comfort on every page, they walk you from pregnancy to the toddler years and beyond. And they dole out ridiculously honest advice, like what you think you need at the hospital when you have your first baby (lip gloss) versus what you actually need (hemorrhoid pillow), and how worried you should really be about germs (less than you are). Fearless crusaders against the perfection myth and all the gluten-free, sugar-free baking it entails, Cat and Nat assure you that you’re already doing a great job, making this an essential companion for moms everywhere.
Download or read book Best Cat Stories written by Lesley O'Mara and published by Picador. This book was released on 1989 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Hard-Boiled Stories from the Cat Bar by : Yourei Ono
Download or read book Hard-Boiled Stories from the Cat Bar written by Yourei Ono and published by Yen Press LLC. This book was released on 2021-05-25 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The familiar scents of gunpowder and kitty litter… When hardened men with a soft spot for felineslook for a haven, they come to Kitty and Me, a barwith a select clientele and one ironclad rule: When inside, do not dare harm the cats that call it home.Here, the hitman known as Undertaker findshimself in the unenviable situation of mourning the recent loss of his beloved pet, Cheriko...and discovering that his next target is a fellow cat lover. But the concrete jungle isn’t always so courteous as to wait outside, and the bloody truth about Undertaker’s latest job is knocking at the door.
Download or read book Knucklehead written by Jon Scieszka and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-10-02 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: How did Jon Scieszka get so funny, anyway? Growing up as one of six brothers was a good start, but that was just the beginning. Throw in Catholic school, lots of comic books, lazy summers at the lake with time to kill, babysitting misadventures, TV shows, jokes told at family dinner, and the result is Knucklehead. Part memoir, part scrapbook, this hilarious trip down memory lane provides a unique glimpse into the formation of a creative mind and a free spirit. Watch a QuickTime trailer for this book.
Book Synopsis The Three Little Pugs and the Big Bad Cat by : Becky Davies
Download or read book The Three Little Pugs and the Big Bad Cat written by Becky Davies and published by Tiger Tales. This book was released on 2021-07-06 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: As part of the new Let's Read Together collection, this humorous story introduces young readers to the value of perseverance and encourages language development. Three little pugs named Bubbles, Bandit and Beauty live with their mother in the woods. One day, she tells them that it's time for them to set out on their own. The pugs head out to build their own houses--but can they steer clear of the Big, Bad Cat? Let's Read Together is an ideal series to share special reading time with a child while introducing important gentle lessons. The series explores a variety of topics, including friendship, acceptance, teamwork, and empathy, all the while encouraging the development of language and reading skills.
Book Synopsis Bedtime Stories for Grown-Ups by : Dan Jones
Download or read book Bedtime Stories for Grown-Ups written by Dan Jones and published by . This book was released on 2018-08-07 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bedtime Stories for Grown-ups is a collection of 20 bedtime stories for adults from the 'Dan Jones Hypnosis' YouTube channel. The bedtime stories have been created in a way that encourages sleep and promotes wellbeing, helping with stress, anxiety and worry, three of the main areas behind many sleep problems, so, these bedtime stories are ideal for stressed out adults or those who find they worry or overthink when they should be falling asleep. These sleep stories for adults can be read by the person who wants to fall asleep, or read to someone to help them fall asleep, or audio recorded for personal use to help you fall asleep. Each bedtime story is a transcript of a 20-35 minute long hypnotic healing bedtime story. For most of human history storytelling helped people to share knowledge and wisdom while inspiring change and creativity. Storytelling is one of the oldest forms of verbal hypnosis. Stories stimulate and access the dreaming brain allowing people to update their neurology with new learning to change thinking, behaviours and responses to life events. Somewhere along the way storytelling became associated with children, it was seen as odd if you were an adult who said you liked listening to stories. This has now started to change, adults listening to stories and reading bedtime stories is on the rise. Dan Jones has over 20 years experience using storytelling as a form of therapy and to help people sleep, he also has a successful YouTube channel 'Dan Jones Hypnosis' with over 100 hypnotic healing bedtime stories for adults and over 20 sleep stories for children.
Download or read book Friend Or Foe? written by John Sobol and published by . This book was released on 2016 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A lonely mouse lived in a small house beside a great palace. In the great palace lived a cat." Each night the mouse gazes up at the cat in the palace tower. Is the cat my friend? he wonders. Determined to find out, he bravely makes his way into the palace through a tiny hole and climbs all the way up to the tower, where the cat sits on the windowsill. "Hello, are you friend or foe?" he squeaks. This simple story by John Sobol has a surprising outcome, giving young readers a chance to draw their own conclusions. It is perfectly complemented by Dasha Tolstikova's subtle yet striking illustrations.
Download or read book Baker Cat written by Posy Simmonds and published by Random House. This book was released on 2005 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous story about a baker cat and his mice friends.
Download or read book Silly Cats written by Beth Hammond and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-06-15 with total page 66 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Silly Cats is an easy read book for children. The rhyming sentences, cute cat pictures, and fun descriptions help your child grow confident in their early reading skills! Help them sound out words they don't know and praise them for the ones they get right. This one is for the cat lovers!
Book Synopsis 24 More Fun Cat Stories To Amuse You! by : Judy Holland
Download or read book 24 More Fun Cat Stories To Amuse You! written by Judy Holland and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2015-08-23 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have fun checking out some of these pretty wild and whacky cats in some of these funny cat stories! 1. A Cat Named Leo Gets Stuck on a Telephone Pole. 2. A Cat Named Lucy Gets Free Fish from the Fish Market by Taking It. 3. A Cat Named Benny Gets a New Roommate, a Talking Parrot! 4. Gabby is the Biggest Cat in America, and her Favorite Food is Hamburgers! 5. Vinny is the World's Fattest Cat and His Weight is 33 Pounds! 6. Worlds' Oldest Cat Crème Puff, Her age is 38 Years Old! 7. A Cat Named Billy Wins the Cat's Race! 8. A Clever Cat Named Felix! 9. Merlin Saves his Masters Life! 10. Bella Finds a New Friend and He is Very Happy. 11. Shadow Hunted 3 Rats! 12. A Cat Named Smokey Gets a Cup of Milk! 13. A Cat Named Max Finds a Cup of Milk. 14 . A Cat Named Oliver Rescues 3 Kittens. 15. A Cat Named Angel Finds a New Friend. 16. A Cat Named Samba Finds a Bookstore. 17. Lily and the Blind Cat Sammy.
