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Book Synopsis Go the F**k to Sleep by : Adam Mansbach
Download or read book Go the F**k to Sleep written by Adam Mansbach and published by Akashic Books. This book was released on 2011-06-14 with total page 18 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The #1 New York Times Bestseller: “A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep” (NPR). “Hell no, you can’t go to the bathroom. You know where you can go? The f**k to sleep.” Go the Fuck to Sleep is a book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, it captures the familiar—and unspoken—tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. Read by a host of celebrities, from Samuel L. Jackson to Jennifer Garner, this subversively funny bestselling storybook will not actually put your kids to sleep, but it will leave you laughing so hard you won’t care.
Book Synopsis Goodnight, God Bless, I Love You by : Colin Hartshorn
Download or read book Goodnight, God Bless, I Love You written by Colin Hartshorn and published by Austin Macauley Publishers. This book was released on 2024-01-05 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Warning: This book is best consumed on an empty stomach, but it will satiate your appetite for pitch-black comedy and gruesome thrills. Nestled in the bucolic tranquillity of Worcestershire, England, lies a serene county under the protective shade of the Yellow Umbrella Syndicate—until a grave mistake shatters the peace. Meet the trio of women behind the syndicate, enigmatically known as Goodnight, God Bless, and I Love You – or Your Majesty for those in the know. Alongside Triple A, the enforcer, and Camp Shirley, the captain of their ground troops, they mete out justice with a blend of poise, flair, and ferocious brutality. Backed by an ensemble of uproarious characters, these women ensure the county’s equilibrium – whether through altruism or sadistic pleasure – is firmly maintained. Tailor-made for readers with a stomach for audacious humour and ruthless crime, Goodnight, God Bless, I Love You offers an unforgettable journey through the heart of darkness, illuminated only by flashes of twisted comedy.
Download or read book Goodnight Lady written by Martina Cole and published by Headline. This book was released on 2005-06-10 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: She has always kept quiet... until now... Dark and dangerous, GOODNIGHT LADY by the 'undisputed queen of crime writing' (Guardian) and Sunday Times No.1 bestseller Martina Cole features the powerful, beautiful and fearless Briony Cavanagh, London's most infamous businesswoman, and mistress of her own fate... In the sixties, Briony Cavanagh ran a string of the most notorious brothels in London. Only Briony knew what went on behind those doors, and she never opened her mouth - unless she stood to benefit. Only Briony knew the painful road she'd travelled to get there. From an impoverished childhood that ended with shocking betrayal, she was determined to be mistress of her own fate. But along with success came risk and danger. And the Goodnight Lady had her own secret place that was always shadowed by loss. If you love powerful female characters, be sure to also read Martina Cole's THE KNOW, CLOSE and GET EVEN. These ladies are strong, resilient and vengeful...
Book Synopsis Thank You, Goodnight by : Andy Abramowitz
Download or read book Thank You, Goodnight written by Andy Abramowitz and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-06-28 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Nick Hornby meets Almost Famous in this side-splittingly funny coming-of-middle-age debut novel about the lead singer of a one-hit wonder 90s band who tries for one more swing at the fences"--
Book Synopsis Goodnight Stranger by : Miciah Bay Gault
Download or read book Goodnight Stranger written by Miciah Bay Gault and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2019-07-30 with total page 287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Shirley Jackson Award Finalist: A “deeply compelling” literary thriller about two siblings and a man who could be the brother they never knew (George Saunders, #1 New York Times–bestselling author of Lincoln in the Bardo). Lydia and Lucas Moore are in their late twenties when a stranger enters their small world on Wolf Island. Lydia, the responsible sister, has cared for her pathologically shy brother ever since their mom’s death a decade before. They live, comfortable yet confined, in their family house by the sea, shadowed by events from their childhood. When Lydia sees the stranger step off the ferry, she feels an immediate connection. Lucas is convinced the man, Cole Anthony, is the reincarnation of their brother, who died as a baby. Cole knows their mannerisms, their home, the topography of the island—what else could that mean? Lydia is doubtful, but she can’t deny she is drawn to his magnetism, his energy, and his warmth. To discover the truth about Cole, Lydia must finally face her anxiety about leaving the island, and summon the strength to challenge Cole’s grip on her family’s past and her brother. “One of the best literary thrillers you’ll read this year.” —Cosmopolitan “Gault finesses the mechanics of her puzzle . . . an intriguing subtext about the infantilizing hazards of familial devotion.” —The New York Times Book Review “Taut, evocative . . . shows us what binds us to places and what sets us free.” —The Boston Globe “Quietly chilling . . . A suspenseful meditation on the many ways in which the past, consciously or not, shapes the present, the novel flirts with fantasy but ultimately stays grounded in the elemental realities of wind, tides, and the eroding foundations of memory.” —Booklist “Reminds me of Karen Russell, Donna Tartt, Gillian Flynn, and Marilynne Robinson all at once . . . a monster debut.” —Daniel Torday, author of The Last Flight of Poxl West Longlisted for the Center for Fiction First Novel Prize
Book Synopsis Get Lucky (A FREE Spicy Rom-Com!) by : Lila Monroe
Download or read book Get Lucky (A FREE Spicy Rom-Com!) written by Lila Monroe and published by Lila Monroe Books. This book was released on 2016-08-31 with total page 244 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis SPIRITMAN (You Are Existing In Other World) by : Parlin Smith
Download or read book SPIRITMAN (You Are Existing In Other World) written by Parlin Smith and published by BookRix. This book was released on 2018-02-22 with total page 144 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Book, SPIRITMAN is an esoteric research by Parlin Smith that proves that a human being is a reflection of a Spirit that exists in the abstract realm, homing in the body of a man. This spirit has relationship with other realms and it is sensitive to lots of immoral living which could displease it to harbor a man. The emptiness of human being without his Spirit-man opens his spiritual realm-doors to welcoming lots of evil spirits and demons that could convert and render his live into an environment known as, Soil-spirit. The importance of Spirit-man ranges from accelerating a man's success, peaceful and healthy living; Spirit-man, when balanced smooth and expands the relationship of its physical-man with God.
Book Synopsis The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F**k by : Sarah Knight
Download or read book The Life-Changing Magic of Not Giving a F**k written by Sarah Knight and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2015-12-31 with total page 126 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The word-of-mouth bestseller * Published in more than 30 countries * 3 million copies sold worldwide Are you stressed out, overbooked and underwhelmed by life? Fed up with pleasing everyone else before you please yourself? Finding it hard working from home? Then it's time to stop giving a f**k, and care less to get more. This irreverent and practical book explains how to rid yourself of unwanted obligations, shame, and guilt - and give your f**ks instead to people and things that make you happy. From family dramas to having a bikini body, the simple 'NotSorry Method' for mental decluttering will help you unleash the power of not giving a f**k and will free you to spend your time, energy and money on the things that really matter. 'The anti-guru' Observer 'Absolutely blinding. Read it. Do it.' Mail on Sunday 'Genius' Cosmopolitan 'I love Knight's book even before I start reading . . . Works a charm' Sunday Times Magazine 'Life-affirming . . . The key practice she advocates is devising for yourself a "fuck budget" . . . It's a beautiful way of streamlining your psyche' Lucy Mangan, Guardian ALSO AVAILABLE FROM SARAH KNIGHT: YOU DO YOU: how to be who you are and use what you've got to get what you want AND Get Your Sh*t Together - the New York Times bestseller helping you organise the f**ks you want and need to give
Book Synopsis Best of Times, Worst of Times by : Wendy Martin
Download or read book Best of Times, Worst of Times written by Wendy Martin and published by NYU Press. This book was released on 2011-04-04 with total page 368 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of short stories depicting and analyzing key issues in America's "New Gilded Age", a phrase that embodies the glitz and glamour of one of the wealthiest countries in the world but also suggests the greed, corruption, and inequalities teeming just below the surface.
Download or read book The Streets written by Jacqui Rose and published by Pan Macmillan. This book was released on 2021-12-31 with total page 333 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The streets of London's Soho hide a multitude of secrets in this hard-hitting gangland thriller from bestselling author Jacqui Rose. Ten years ago, Jo Martin was released from prison after serving twelve years of a life sentence. She is now out on license – and she isn’t Jo anymore. Given a new identity by the courts, and with a different appearance, a ready-made history and even a change of age, Jo can pretend to be anyone . . . Cookie Mackenzie is not only Ned Reid’s lover – but she also works for him. She supplies the girls – and boys – for Ned’s clients. There’s always some runaway kid who needs shelter. Natalie Ellis works at Barney’s bar. A fierce and loyal friend, she’s a shoulder to cry on, a listening ear – but should everyone really trust her to keep their secrets? Lorni Duncan needs to keep running, always looking over her shoulder, especially with a young child in tow. But how will she survive? The refuges are full, and the last thing Lorni needs is the authorities getting involved. Who is she trying to escape from? Everyone has something to hide and a lot to lose, but which of them did Jo become?
Book Synopsis Dear American Airlines by : Jonathan Miles
Download or read book Dear American Airlines written by Jonathan Miles and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 2009 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the cocktails columnist at the "The New York Times" comes the scathingly funny, deeply moving story of a stranded airline passenger, whose enraged letter of complaint transforms into a lament for a life gone awry.
Download or read book Dork written by Evan Dorkin and published by Dark Horse Comics. This book was released on 2018-07-31 with total page 273 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the multi-Eisner award-winning creator of Milk and Cheese and Beasts of Burden comes this collection of his cult, humor comic anthology. Comprising years of black humor stories about a living voodoo doll, a serial killer sitcom, truly real live sex, a disco skinhead, an urbane devil puppet, classic works of literature acted out by Fisher-Price toys, and more absurdity--this is a must have for Dorkin fans! Featuring most of the Dork comic run as well as the 2012 full-color House of Fun special, along with rarities, extras, a cover gallery, and a newly drawn introduction.
Download or read book Family Coded written by J.H. Warrington and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2020-10-13 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Having Quentin at a very young age caused Omar to realize his manhood early. He had to become a man so he could raise, the man. Successful at what he set out to do, Quentin grew to become the pride and joy of not only Omar but all of Dover, Delaware. With fans, friends, and family watching his every step, Quentin finds that maintaining his father's influence of pride and principles is not as easy as he made it seem.
Book Synopsis The Hunters of Blood by : Veronica U St. Claire
Download or read book The Hunters of Blood written by Veronica U St. Claire and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2022-09-25 with total page 996 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Follow the story of a boy named Arven as he seeks to join the legendary hunting faction: The Scarlet Blades with his best friends Ferran and Seravanna. Amidst the turmoil that befalls his village, Arven is separated from his friends and is forced to join the faction alone. During his time with the other hunters, he does what he can to find his friends, but throughout his journey, he is constantly crossing paths with a demon named Xion who is tasked with training Arven in order to prepare him for his “true purpose in life.” With the demon offering no hints as to what that purpose is, Arven is forced to fight for the life he wishes to live instead of the one that is chosen for him.
Download or read book Destinies Crossing written by W. Howell and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2006-06 with total page 252 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This sexy and naughty coming of age story follows Brandon and his friends as they experience the ups and downs of life as young gay guys discovering who they are. Greg struggles with fears that he and his friend Jon may be gay because they we molested as children by Greg's families Mormon Bishop in their Salt Lake City Avenues neighborhood. Young Brandon knows that he is not like the other boys but can't figure out exactly what the difference is. He'd never even known what gay was until he comes face to face with his own homosexuality. Justin finds release and ultimately a stalker by seeking male companionship in Salt Lake area parks and restrooms. Intrigue abounds as paths cross and their life stories play out. The friends discover sexuality, sexual preference, love and heartache. They come out and go back in (and then come out again). They experience magnificent highs and tragic losses. This life might just be as terrible and wonderful as it was cracked up to be. You'll never know all the people you'll touch or who may lie ahead as you travel down the path of life.
Download or read book No Loyalty written by De'nesha Diamond and published by Dafina. This book was released on 2020-12 with total page 321 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Urban lit super stars De'nesha Diamond and A'zayler join forces to bring you two gritty, sexy, suspenseful thrill rides in this double bill, two-for-one stories-with-a-punch. Both stories explore family loyalty and what it means to stay true when all the odds are stacked against you.
Book Synopsis Goodnight Paradise by : Joshua Dysart
Download or read book Goodnight Paradise written by Joshua Dysart and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-10-01 with total page 178 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: TKO Studios presents "Goodnight Paradise" by Eisner-nominated writer Joshua Dysart (UNKNOWN SOLDIER, B.P.R.D.) From the Eisner Award nominated creators Joshua Dysart and Alberto Ponticelli comes a searing murder mystery. Unlikely homeless hero Eddie investigates the brutal murder of a runaway teenage girl. But can he alone bring her killer, or killers, to justice?
