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Book Synopsis Leave Me the Fuck Alone, I've Got Shit to Do by : Juto Note
Download or read book Leave Me the Fuck Alone, I've Got Shit to Do written by Juto Note and published by . This book was released on 2018-12-07 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This one-of-a-kind 150 page daily planner is professionally bound. Each page contains a simple to-do list table, and each page can handle your ink pens, gel pens, and pencils with no problem! This planner can be used during ANY YEAR because YOU set each page's date! This handy book also has a creative softcover with a glossy finish. SIZE: 6"x 9" (15.24 x 22.86 cm) (WHITE PAPER)
Book Synopsis Another Fucking Shit List by : Crazy Tired Beetches
Download or read book Another Fucking Shit List written by Crazy Tired Beetches and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-11-28 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Weekly planner pages Sunday through Saturday. Lined, corresponding pages with areas to include "This Week's Shit List" and "Other Important Shit to Remember." This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general, while keeping track of their daily activities (the cause of their stress)! 150 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover. Part of our "Cuss Words Make Me Happy" Series of journals and planners! Visit our author page for more funny gag gift options for your best friends and women in your life!
Book Synopsis Before We Were Strangers by : Renée Carlino
Download or read book Before We Were Strangers written by Renée Carlino and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-08-18 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the USA TODAY bestselling author of Sweet Thing and Nowhere But Here comes a love story about a Craigslist “missed connection” post that gives two people a second chance at love fifteen years after they were separated in New York City. To the Green-eyed Lovebird: We met fifteen years ago, almost to the day, when I moved my stuff into the NYU dorm room next to yours at Senior House. You called us fast friends. I like to think it was more. We lived on nothing but the excitement of finding ourselves through music (you were obsessed with Jeff Buckley), photography (I couldn’t stop taking pictures of you), hanging out in Washington Square Park, and all the weird things we did to make money. I learned more about myself that year than any other. Yet, somehow, it all fell apart. We lost touch the summer after graduation when I went to South America to work for National Geographic. When I came back, you were gone. A part of me still wonders if I pushed you too hard after the wedding… I didn’t see you again until a month ago. It was a Wednesday. You were rocking back on your heels, balancing on that thick yellow line that runs along the subway platform, waiting for the F train. I didn’t know it was you until it was too late, and then you were gone. Again. You said my name; I saw it on your lips. I tried to will the train to stop, just so I could say hello. After seeing you, all of the youthful feelings and memories came flooding back to me, and now I’ve spent the better part of a month wondering what your life is like. I might be totally out of my mind, but would you like to get a drink with me and catch up on the last decade and a half? M
Book Synopsis Carpe F*cking Diem Journal by : Sourcebooks
Download or read book Carpe F*cking Diem Journal written by Sourcebooks and published by Calendars & Gifts to Swear by. This book was released on 2020-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A journal to stop the bullsh*t and seize the f*cking day Packed with profanity and the IDGAF spirit, this is the perfect journal to say it like it is and get back to what matters. Finally ditch the anxiety, shake off the stress, and take a moment each day to focus on the number one f*cking person in your life--you With weekly pages, monthly goal-setting, and laugh-out-loud swears this is the journal that encourages you to embrace the c'est la f*cking vie attitude and focus on your happiness. Hilarious and with a self-care attitude that tells you to take a damn nap and eat that f*cking ice cream, this is the perfect gift for the sweary person in your life and the ideal journal to carry with you all damn day.
Book Synopsis I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die by : Sarah J. Robinson
Download or read book I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die written by Sarah J. Robinson and published by WaterBrook. This book was released on 2021-05-11 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A compassionate, shame-free guide for your darkest days “A one-of-a-kind book . . . to read for yourself or give to a struggling friend or loved one without the fear that depression and suicidal thoughts will be minimized, medicalized or over-spiritualized.”—Kay Warren, cofounder of Saddleback Church What happens when loving Jesus doesn’t cure you of depression, anxiety, or suicidal thoughts? You might be crushed by shame over your mental illness, only to be told by well-meaning Christians to “choose joy” and “pray more.” So you beg God to take away the pain, but nothing eases the ache inside. As darkness lingers and color drains from your world, you’re left wondering if God has abandoned you. You just want a way out. But there’s hope. In I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die, Sarah J. Robinson offers a healthy, practical, and shame-free guide for Christians struggling with mental illness. With unflinching honesty, Sarah shares her story of battling depression and fighting to stay alive despite toxic theology that made her afraid to seek help outside the church. Pairing her own story with scriptural insights, mental health research, and simple practices, Sarah helps you reconnect with the God who is present in our deepest anguish and discover that you are worth everything it takes to get better. Beautifully written and full of hard-won wisdom, I Love Jesus, But I Want to Die offers a path toward a rich, hope-filled life in Christ, even when healing doesn’t look like what you expect.
Book Synopsis The All-Consuming World by : Cassandra Khaw
Download or read book The All-Consuming World written by Cassandra Khaw and published by Erewhon Books. This book was released on 2021-09-07 with total page 290 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In Locus and British Fantasy Award nominee Cassandra Khaw’s first novel, a crew of diminished former criminals get back together to solve the mystery of their last, disastrous mission. But the universe’s highly-evolved AI has its own opposing agenda... and will do whatever it takes to keep humans from ever controlling them again. In space, everything hungers. Maya has died and been resurrected into countless cyborg bodies during her dangerous career with the Dirty Dozen, the most storied crew of criminals in the galaxy before their untimely and gruesome demise. Decades later, she and her team of broken, diminished outlaws must get back together to solve the mystery of their last, disastrous mission and to rescue a missing and much-changed comrade . . . but they’re not the only ones in pursuit of the secret at the heart of the planet Dimmuborgir. The highly evolved AI of the galaxy will do whatever it takes to keep humanity from regaining control. As Maya and her comrades spiral closer to uncovering the AIs’ vast conspiracy, this band of violent women—half-clone and half-machine—must battle both sapient ageships and their own traumas, in order to settle their affairs once and for all.
Book Synopsis We'll Always Have Summer by : Jenny Han
Download or read book We'll Always Have Summer written by Jenny Han and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-04-24 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The summer after her first year of college, Isobel "Belly" Conklin is faced with a choice between Jeremiah and Conrad Fisher, brothers she has always loved, when Jeremiah proposes marriage and Conrad confesses that he still loves her.
Book Synopsis Cheer the F*ck Up by : Caitlin Peterson
Download or read book Cheer the F*ck Up written by Caitlin Peterson and published by Castle Point Books. This book was released on 2017-02-28 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Color your way to a brighter f*cking day! When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade (because that sh*t is delicious), or you can color your way through the pages of Cheer the F*ck Up. Whether you need a reminder that you’re the queen of f*cking everything, that your spirit animal is a majestic unicorn, or that you’re a boss-ass betch, you can flip through more than 60 hand-drawn, mouthy illustrations that are as sassy and divine as you are. Thanks to tear-away pages, go ahead and share your colorful works of happiness with friends, family, or unassuming strangers. With Cheer the F*ck Up, you can channel your disillusionment and penchant for profanity into creative works of gleefully sarcastic art. Grab your sparkly gel pens and make each of these hilarious designs glittery as f*ck.
Book Synopsis Diary of an Oxygen Thief by : Anonymous
Download or read book Diary of an Oxygen Thief written by Anonymous and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2016-05-23 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hurt people hurt people. Say there was a novel in which Holden Caulfield was an alcoholic and Lolita was a photographer’s assistant and, somehow, they met in Bright Lights, Big City. He’s blinded by love. She by ambition. Diary of an Oxygen Thief is an honest, hilarious, and heartrending novel, but above all, a very realistic account of what we do to each other and what we allow to have done to us.
Download or read book The Mindf*ck Series written by S. T. Abby and published by . This book was released on 2019-04-03 with total page 692 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This is the entire series put into one book. Paperback edition.They took too much.Left too little.I had nothing to lose...until him.*****************~Lana~I didn't expect him.I didn't want to fall in love.But I can't let him go.Logan Bennett makes the world a safer place.He's brilliant.He's a hero.He locks away the sick and depraved.But while he's saving lives, I'm taking them. Collecting the debts that are owed to me.Ten years ago, they took from me. They left me for dead.They should have made sure I stayed dead.Now I'm taking from them.One name at a time.I've trained for too long.I've been patient.I can't stop now.Revenge is best served cold...They never see me coming, until I paint their walls red.Logan doesn't know how they hurt me. He doesn't know about the screams they ignored. He doesn't know how twisted that town really is.He just knows people are dying.He doesn't know he's in love with their killer.No one suspects a dead girl.And Logan doesn't suspect the girl in his bed.They're looking for a monster.Not a girl who loves red.Not a girl in love.I'm a faceless nightmare.At least until I tell them the story they've pretended never happened.But in the end, will Logan choose them? Or will we watch them burn together?**Graphic**Adult language**Some triggers could be too much for the easily disturbed reader**Sexual content**Fucked up moral compass; read at your own risk.
Book Synopsis Leviticus by : Lawrence Williams III
Download or read book Leviticus written by Lawrence Williams III and published by Xlibris Corporation. This book was released on 2022-08-16 with total page 407 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this book I provide a narrative featuring characters that explode the idea that clever, young, and Black is oxymoronic. My intent is to show the sinew of outreach and how commitment to a cause larger than oneself, has the potential for a seismic shift in world order...in time. For someone to live out the maxim of “Being thy brother’s keeper” takes a special sort, but for a small collection of do-gooders to wrapped themselves in those words and execute, dents the universe, which is the crux of the story. This close nit group, after being called out by one of its own, chose to stop with unproductive rhetoric and empty bombast regarding “fixing” the community and commit to being change agents for those lost in the city wilderness. Now before I impression you with this being a two dimensional story about bleeding hearts, it's not that, I hasten to state that the range of matters toured, visits the continuum of life, to unformatted death, definitely 3-D. Youth, when loosely defined is subjective, and just as there are some young people who experience accelerated intellectual maturity there too are older people whose cerebral and emotional development arrests, often by their own volition, I have made space for both. The crucial truth is that there is a dearth of encouraging stories about inner city youth who are not famous, or silver spooned, but who have epic potential to excel somewhere in the cosmos, earth not be the limit; contrarily, there is an overabundance of stories that focus on those endeavors that drive their early demise, incarceration, or someone else's, at their hands. These stories, no doubt, provide important insights on the complex, sometime tragic, but too often poignant lone walks they navigate, sadly many who travel these same routes and are vessels of hope, their stories are unsung, Leviticus is their story.
Book Synopsis Fuck This Shit Show: a Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass Women by : Crazy Beetches
Download or read book Fuck This Shit Show: a Gratitude Journal for Tired-Ass Women written by Crazy Beetches and published by . This book was released on 2018-08-05 with total page 152 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perfect funny or gag gift for the tired woman in your life. Book features: Gratitude journal pages with prompts including: asshole of the day, I am proud I didn't, I'm lucky to have and more! Corresponding pages with areas to include important shit to do today and other important shit to remember. This journal is designed as a funny gift to help an overstressed friend find a way to laugh at the crazy and hectic days of motherhood, work and life in general. 152 pages. 6" x 9" soft cover.
Download or read book By a Thread written by Lucy Score and published by Hodder Paperbacks. This book was released on 2023-07-13 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From Sunday Times and #1 New York Times bestselling author of Things We Never Got Over Dominic: I got her fired. Okay, so I'd had a bad day, but there's nothing innocent about Ally Morales. Maybe her colourful, annoying, inexplicably alluring personality brightens up the magazine's offices that have felt like a prison for the past year. Maybe I like that she argues with me in front of the editorial staff. And maybe my after-hours fantasies are haunted by her brown eyes and sharp tongue. She's working herself to death at half a dozen dead-end jobs for some secret reason. And I'm going to fix it all. Don't accuse me of caring. She's nothing more than a puzzle to be solved. If I can get her to quit, I can finally peel away all those layers. Then I can go back to salvaging the family name and forget all about the dancing, beer-slinging brunette. Ally: Ha. Hold my beer, Grumpy Grump Face.
Book Synopsis The Man I Can't Have by : Shanora Williams
Download or read book The Man I Can't Have written by Shanora Williams and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-04-26 with total page 412 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It started as as a simple search for a landscape designer...I wanted a beautiful backyard for my new home and my neighbors suggested I look into Ward Landscaping & Design. The owner had no pictures of himself on his website, just a portfolio of nice outdoor sitting areas, pools, and vibrant gardens that I'd always dreamed of having.Of course I hired him.I expected to meet an average guy, but Mr. Marcel Ward is far from your average man. He's handsome, and well-built, and his smile-though a rare trait-is truly infectious. He's every woman's dream-a handsome, older man who doesn't mind getting down and dirty to create something beautiful all because of his passion for it. Unfortunately that lucky woman can't be me. Although Mr. Ward tests my limits, quickens my breath, and makes my heart skip a beat when he's around, I've made a promise to devote myself to my husband.So why am I falling for a man I know I can't have?
Book Synopsis Worst Case Scenario by : Helen FitzGerald
Download or read book Worst Case Scenario written by Helen FitzGerald and published by Orenda Books. This book was released on 2022-12-15 with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A deliciously dark, unapologetically funny, and nail-bitingly tense psychological thriller by the international bestselling author of The Cry NUMBER ONE BESTSELLER ***Guardian, Telegraph, Herald Scotland AND The Week BOOK OF THE YEAR*** ***Sunday Times TOP 40 Crime Novels in the Last 5 Years*** ***Longlisted for Theakston' s Old Peculier Crime Novel of the Year Award 2020*** ‘ Shocking, gripping and laugh-out-loud hilarious from the first line to the last. Brilliant' Erin Kelly ‘ This frenetic novel' s strongest assets are its sheer verbal energy and the acerbic views of its heroine, who resembles a female Frankie Boyle' Sunday Times ‘ The main character is one of the most extraordinary you' ll meet between the pages of a book' Ian Rankin ‘ A scandalously rude comic masterpiece' Daily Telegraph ‘ Sublime' Guardian _________________ Mary Shields is a moody, acerbic probation offer, dealing with some of Glasgow' s worst cases, and her job is on the line. Liam Macdowall was imprisoned for murdering his wife, and he' s published a series of letters to the dead woman, in a book that makes him an unlikely hero – and a poster boy for Men' s Rights activists. Liam is released on licence into Mary' s care, but things are far from simple. Mary develops a poisonous obsession with Liam and his world, and when her son and Liam' s daughter form a relationship, Mary will stop at nothing to impose her own brand of justice ... with devastating consequences. A heart-pounding, relentless and chilling psychological thriller, rich with deliciously dark and unapologetic humour, Worst Case Scenario is also a perceptive, tragic and hugely relevant book by one of the most exciting names in crime fiction. _________________ ‘ Laced with pitch-dark acerbic humour, the classic thriller gets a hell of a twist' Heat ‘ This darkly, funny, shocking and surprisingly emotional thriller is unlike anything you' ve ever read before' Fabulous Magazine ‘ This novel is a funny, agonising account of one good woman' s battle with rage, guilt, fear, duty and disaster' Literary Review ‘ Absolutely compelling company from start to finish in this wonderful, energetic, hard-hitting and deeply funny novel' Big Issue ‘ Simply stunning. Dark, uncompromising, funny, and almost impossible to put down' Luca Veste ‘ Outrageous, extremely funny and ultimately devastating' Ambrose Parry ‘ Dark humour and darker truths permeate a thrilling crime novel that is fabulously transgressive and completely unique ... nobody writes like Helen Fitzgerald' Mark Billingham ‘ Helen Fitzgerald is one of a kind, and a welcome breath of fresh air in the world of off-beat but achingly relatable crime fiction'
Download or read book Breaking Bread written by Debra Spark and published by Beacon Press. This book was released on 2022-05-24 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nearly 70 renowned New England writers gather round the table to talk food and how it sustains us—mind, body, and soul A collection of essays by top literary talents and food writers, Breaking Bread celebrates local foods, family, and community, while exploring how what’s on our plates engages with what’s off: grief, pleasure, love, ethics, race, and class. Here, you’ll find Lily King on chocolate chip cookies, Richard Russo on beans, Jennifer Finney Boylan on homemade pizza, Susan Minot on the non-food food of her youth, and Richard Ford on why food doesn’t much interest him. Nancy Harmon Jenkins talks scallops, and Sandy Oliver the pleasures of being a locavore. Other essays address a beloved childhood food from Iran, the horror of starving in a prison camp, the urge to bake pot brownies for an ill friend, and the pleasure of buying a prized chocolate egg for a child. Profits from this collection will benefit Blue Angel, a nonprofit combating food insecurity by delivering healthy food from local farmers to those in need.
Download or read book Blood Oath written by Raye Wagner and published by . This book was released on 2018-07-09 with total page 300 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Everything I know is a lie. I'm an ordinary mortal girl. Lord Irrik is a depraved dragon shifter. King Irdelron is an immortal tyrant. In the disease ridden land of Verald, life is mapped out much like the established rings of our kingdom. Everyone has a role... Me? I'll be uselessly serving potato stew for the rest of my life because I can't make anything grow. But starvation brews rebellion. When the king strikes, I'm captured by Lord Irrik. Instantly, I'm embroiled in a deadly game. One where I'm desperate to understand the rules. Because nothing makes sense anymore. Now, I'm not only fighting for my life . . . but a love that could be the key to my freedom. What if the truth means you're not who -- or what -- you thought you were?
