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Book Synopsis 20 Common Questions About Farts (EPUB) by : Donald Rump
Download or read book 20 Common Questions About Farts (EPUB) written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2013-12-13 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Think you know everything there is to know about mankind's favorite green gas? Well, Donald Rump has something in store for you! Inside, you'll finally get to the bottom of many age-old questions, including: - Where do farts come from? - Are farts people? - Do farts die? - Do all farts go to heaven? - What should I do if a zombie farts on me? - Does inhaling farts cause brain damage? - What if someone steals my farts? - Can farts be used to power my car? - I've run out of farts. Should I dial 911? - Should I join Fartaholics Anonymous? And many, many more! So what are you waiting for? Become a fart expert today! Approximately 11,500 words in all. Intended for readers 15 and up.
Book Synopsis Gastrointestinal Blues (EPUB) by : Donald Rump
Download or read book Gastrointestinal Blues (EPUB) written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2013-11-24 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since leaving his posh position at the Department of Motor Vehicles, Mackelroy Puggsley thought he\'d smelled the last psychotic fart that nearly killed him. But in his new role as a psychologist, he quickly realizes that the problem is more widespread than he thought. Will a crazed client and his two gassy brides prevent the old man from getting one last piece of nookie before he dies? Or will Mackelroy talk his way out of another hazardous situation and live to see another hair pie? For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 3,400 words in all.
Book Synopsis Bottling Farts (EPUB) by : Donald Rump
Download or read book Bottling Farts (EPUB) written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2013-08-24 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Could the greatest power… The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination… The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness… …be obtained by bottling farts??? "Shh…it's our secret…" Vlad told the little boy. "Use the power wisely…" Approximately 2,200 words.
Book Synopsis Four Stinky Stories Vol. 1 by : Donald Rump
Download or read book Four Stinky Stories Vol. 1 written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2013-11-15 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: CRITICAL ACCLAIM "…absurd, rude, vulgar and better than I expected it to be." --S.J. Nolan "Seriously if someone needs a laugh, I highly recommend this book." --Cinisajoy "What man doesn't think flatulence is still an important, interesting, entertaining, even exciting aspect of our everyday lives? A man who hasn't been taught the fine art of bottling a fart, that's who." --Angry Games PRODUCT DESCRIPTION Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump brings you four flatulent tales of love, betrayal and everyone's favorite green gas in one unforgettable volume. Intended for mature audiences. Approximately 11,000 words in all. BOTTLING FARTS Could the greatest power… The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination… The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness… …be obtained by bottling farts??? "Shh…it's our secret…" Vlad told the little boy. "Use the power wisely…" THE CHAPPED-ASS CRITIC Zack Pimpton's ass never felt worse, and it doesn't help that his doctor is a part time comedian. Unfortunately, Zack is quite the bastard himself and accidentally says the wrong thing that causes the mild-mannered doctor to snap. GOING DUTCH Barnabus Prim has reached the end of his rope. Drowning in debt and married to an obnoxious wife who can't stand the sight of him, he decides to do the unthinkable. But finding a way to the afterlife proves more difficult than he imagined. MARRIAGE STINKS Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard everything until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in the DMV lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries farts? BONUS! Four Stinky Stories Vol. 1 includes the bonus story I Am Fart (approximately 1,130 words).
Book Synopsis The Chapped-Ass Critic (EPUB) by : Donald Rump
Download or read book The Chapped-Ass Critic (EPUB) written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2013-08-24 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Zack Pimpton's ass never felt worse, and it doesn't help that his doctor is a part time comedian. Unfortunately, Zack is quite the bastard himself and accidentally says the wrong thing that causes the good, old doctor to snap. Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,300 words. EXCERPT FROM THE CHAPPED-ASS CRITIC “Doc, you’ve got to help me,” a thin, wiry man named Zack Pimpton bent over the padded table and rubbed his behind. “My ass hurts really, really bad. I think I might have broken it.” A bead of sweat trickled down his forehead. “How did this happen?” Dr. Marsh asked. “I don't know. I was typing up a review when suddenly my butt began to hurt. At first it stung just a little. I tried ignoring it, but it got worse and worse until I eventually found myself here. It's terrible! I can’t believe I was able to drive over here.” He tried sitting and recoiled immediately. “Well, you're in luck! It's nothing life-threatening, that’s for sure, but I'm afraid you won’t have use of your buttocks again,” the portly doctor cracked a smile.
Book Synopsis Keeping Wind Laten and the Fate of the World at Bay (ePub) by : Donald Rump
Download or read book Keeping Wind Laten and the Fate of the World at Bay (ePub) written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2016-07-02 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain’s irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on or listen to his counsel and hold firm? Either way, the green death is upon him and it’s only a matter of time before he comes face-to-face with the infamous Wind Laten. Approximately 1,600 words. DIAGNOSIS: Less filling. Doesn’t contain many actual farts.
Book Synopsis The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales by : Jon Scieszka
Download or read book The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales written by Jon Scieszka and published by Viking Juvenile. This book was released on 2002 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Madcap revisions of familiar fairy tales.
Book Synopsis The Book with No Pictures by : B. J. Novak
Download or read book The Book with No Pictures written by B. J. Novak and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-09-30 with total page 49 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A #1 New York Times bestseller, this innovative and wildly funny read-aloud by award-winning humorist/actor B.J. Novak will turn any reader into a comedian—a perfect gift for any special occasion! You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here’s how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say . . . BLORK. Or BLUURF. Even if the words are a preposterous song about eating ants for breakfast, or just a list of astonishingly goofy sounds like BLAGGITY BLAGGITY and GLIBBITY GLOBBITY. Cleverly irreverent and irresistibly silly, The Book with No Pictures is one that kids will beg to hear again and again. (And parents will be happy to oblige.)
Book Synopsis 25 Practice Sets For UPTET Paper I (Class I-V) PDF by : R P Meena
Download or read book 25 Practice Sets For UPTET Paper I (Class I-V) PDF written by R P Meena and published by MYUPSC. This book was released on with total page 500 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 25 Practice Sets UPTET Paper I (Class I-V) PDF: UPTET aspirants are advised to revise and practice the question bank regularly to get a good grasp of the exam and prepare accordingly to avoid making mistakes and score well. Practice, Analyse and succeed. We highly recommended you to follow the UPTET practice paper in order to clear the exam. [25 Practice Set] UPTET Paper 1 (Class I-V) Key features: Each practice paper consists of 150 objective type questions. Each paper has five parts : Part I Child Development & Pedagogy (Q. 1-30), Part II Language-I Hindi (Q. 31-60), Part III Language-II (English) (Q. 61-90), Part IV Mathematics (Q. 91-120) and Part V Environmental Studies (Q. 121-150). Total Page: 503 Language: English (except Hindi part)
Book Synopsis Something Smells Funny at the Talent Show by : Debra L. Green
Download or read book Something Smells Funny at the Talent Show written by Debra L. Green and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2018-09 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "See a video interview with the author and discover more titles in the series when you scan the book with the free Capstone 4D augmented reality app"-- Publisher.
Book Synopsis Reginald the Stinky Dog Chapter Books by : Pioneer Valley Books
Download or read book Reginald the Stinky Dog Chapter Books written by Pioneer Valley Books and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Stinky written by Eleanor Davis and published by Candlewick Press. This book was released on 2008-09 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stinky, a monster who lives in a swamp, gets upset when a boy named Nick starts hanging around his swamp, and so he tries to scare Nick away.
Book Synopsis The Case of the Stinky Socks (Book 1) by : Lewis B. Montgomery
Download or read book The Case of the Stinky Socks (Book 1) written by Lewis B. Montgomery and published by Astra Publishing House. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Milo & Jazz Mysteries stars two kid detectives-in-training who use STEM problem-solving skills as they race to unravel cases and save the day! Perfect for fans of Encyclopedia Brown, Cam Jansen and Nate the Great. The high school’s star pitcher is missing his lucky socks, and his pitching is going to pieces! Can detective duo Milo and Jazz find the thief—before the big game? This ideal series for beginning readers making the transition to chapter books has incredible Super Sleuthing activities in each book, including hidden pictures, puzzles, mini-mysteries, and quizzes—plus free online activities.
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Book Synopsis How to be prepared for job interview Offshore Oil & Gas Rigs by : Petrogav International Oil & Gas Training Center
Download or read book How to be prepared for job interview Offshore Oil & Gas Rigs written by Petrogav International Oil & Gas Training Center and published by Petrogav International. This book was released on 2020-07-01 with total page 317 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The job interview is probably the most important step you will take in your job search journey. Because it's always important to be prepared to respond effectively to the questions that employers typically ask at a job interview Petrogav International has prepared this eBooks that will help you to get a job in oil and gas industry. Since these questions are so common, hiring managers will expect you to be able to answer them smoothly and without hesitation. This eBook contains 277 questions and answers for job interview and as a BONUS web addresses to 289 video movies for a better understanding of the technological process. This course covers aspects like HSE, Process, Mechanical, Electrical and Instrumentation & Control that will enable you to apply for any position in the Oil and Gas Industry.
Author :Petrogav International Oil & Gas Training Center Publisher :Petrogav International ISBN 13 : Total Pages :123 pages Book Rating :4./5 ( download)
Book Synopsis 100 technical questions and answers for job interview Offshore Oil & Gas Platforms by : Petrogav International Oil & Gas Training Center
Download or read book 100 technical questions and answers for job interview Offshore Oil & Gas Platforms written by Petrogav International Oil & Gas Training Center and published by Petrogav International. This book was released on 2020-06-30 with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The job interview is probably the most important step you will take in your job search journey. Because it's always important to be prepared to respond effectively to the questions that employers typically ask at a job interview Petrogav International has prepared this eBooks that will help you to get a job in oil and gas industry. Since these questions are so common, hiring managers will expect you to be able to answer them smoothly and without hesitation. This eBook contains 100 questions and answers for job interview and as a BONUS web addresses to 220 video movies for a better understanding of the technological process. This course covers aspects like HSE, Process, Mechanical, Electrical and Instrumentation & Control that will enable you to apply for any position in the Oil and Gas Industry.
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Book Synopsis Offshore Oil & Gas Platforms JOB INTERVIEW by : Petrogav International Oil & Gas Training Center
Download or read book Offshore Oil & Gas Platforms JOB INTERVIEW written by Petrogav International Oil & Gas Training Center and published by Petrogav International. This book was released on 2020-07-01 with total page 319 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The job interview is probably the most important step you will take in your job search journey. Because it's always important to be prepared to respond effectively to the questions that employers typically ask at a job interview Petrogav International has prepared this eBooks that will help you to get a job in oil and gas industry. Since these questions are so common, hiring managers will expect you to be able to answer them smoothly and without hesitation. This eBook contains 279 questions and answers for job interview and as a BONUS web addresses to 273 video movies for a better understanding of the technological process. This course covers aspects like HSE, Process, Mechanical, Electrical and Instrumentation & Control that will enable you to apply for any position in the Oil and Gas Industry.
Book Synopsis Karnataka MCA-PGCET Complete Book-PDF eBook by : nandini books
Download or read book Karnataka MCA-PGCET Complete Book-PDF eBook written by nandini books and published by Chandresh Agrawal. This book was released on 2023-02-24 with total page 968 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SGN.The Karnataka MCA-PGCET Complete Book-PDF eBook Covers All Sections Except Current Affairs.
