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Four Stinky Stories Vol. 1

Author : Donald Rump
Publisher : Donald Rump
ISBN 13 : 1624544959
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (245 download)

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Download or read book Four Stinky Stories Vol. 1 written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2013-11-15 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: CRITICAL ACCLAIM "…absurd, rude, vulgar and better than I expected it to be." --S.J. Nolan "Seriously if someone needs a laugh, I highly recommend this book." --Cinisajoy "What man doesn't think flatulence is still an important, interesting, entertaining, even exciting aspect of our everyday lives? A man who hasn't been taught the fine art of bottling a fart, that's who." --Angry Games PRODUCT DESCRIPTION Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump brings you four flatulent tales of love, betrayal and everyone's favorite green gas in one unforgettable volume. Intended for mature audiences. Approximately 11,000 words in all. BOTTLING FARTS Could the greatest power… The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination… The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness… …be obtained by bottling farts??? "Shh…it's our secret…" Vlad told the little boy. "Use the power wisely…" THE CHAPPED-ASS CRITIC Zack Pimpton's ass never felt worse, and it doesn't help that his doctor is a part time comedian. Unfortunately, Zack is quite the bastard himself and accidentally says the wrong thing that causes the mild-mannered doctor to snap. GOING DUTCH Barnabus Prim has reached the end of his rope. Drowning in debt and married to an obnoxious wife who can't stand the sight of him, he decides to do the unthinkable. But finding a way to the afterlife proves more difficult than he imagined. MARRIAGE STINKS Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard everything until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in the DMV lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries farts? BONUS! Four Stinky Stories Vol. 1 includes the bonus story I Am Fart (approximately 1,130 words).

Four Stinky Stories Vol. 4

Author : Donald Rump
Publisher : Donald Rump
ISBN 13 : 1393957056
Total Pages : 85 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (939 download)

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Download or read book Four Stinky Stories Vol. 4 written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2020-02-21 with total page 85 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Can you believe it? Four more stinky stories have squeaked out, including these ghastly ghost turds: PUT ANOTHER FART IN THE JUKEBOX, BABY When Brad Blemmings meets his blind date at Fifty Something, a retro shake and burger joint, he's not sure what to expect. But the goth beauty Maimah is quite a handful, and then there's the matter of the farting jukebox in the corner... PEDO FLAMBÉ When an old man hobbles into the Palazzio and demands his favorite dish, the peculiar Pedo Flambé, the wait staff isn't sure what to make of it. "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have such a thing on our menu." His baby-faced waiter Zach Spitz frowns. "You sure about that?" The old man slaps down a $100 bill. "Of course, sir. Right away, sir!" Zach's manager snatches up the bill and runs back to the kitchen. FART LOVER SUPREME Kimberly Grant is ruthless, and wants a taco. Thankfully, she's found a sucker to give it to her. Big time! DON'T COUNT YOUR CHICKEN FARTS BEFORE THEY HATCH When Miles Puggsley spends his last dollar on a carton of empty eggs, he realizes he's reached rock bottom and the end is near. But there's a basement to the misery he now endures, especially for the once proud DMV specialist turned exorcist. Can a band of wild chicken farts change his fortunes? No, probably not. BONUS: THE HAIRIEST BUTT The search for the hairiest butt on Venus leads to explosive results. Approximately 15,500 words.

Four Stinky Stories Vol. 2

Author : Donald Rump
Publisher : Donald Rump
ISBN 13 : 1516341775
Total Pages : 86 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (163 download)

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Download or read book Four Stinky Stories Vol. 2 written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2015-03-17 with total page 86 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump weaves together four new flatulent tales of love, betrayal, flesh-eating cannibals and everyone's favorite green gas in one dastardly volume. Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 14,000 words in all. THE $500 QUESTION Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. Hay caramba! Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or is this Christmas really going to stink? FINDING FLOOFY When a man falls head over heels for a murderous fart, he has difficulty coping with her mysterious departure. Was it something he said? Something he did? Was his penis too small? None of it makes any sense. "I will find you, my darling Floofy. Even if it's the last thing I do!" TILL DEATH DO US FART Helen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. “So you’re leaving me for a fart???” Helen exclaimed. WEEKEND GETAWAY When Martin Dollop and Arthur Bodine set off for a romantic vacation in the islands, they have no idea what they're in for. Now rotting away in a Mexican jail cell, it appears that they've reached the end of their rope. Even the pinche guard won't do them the honor of putting a bullet in their heads, and offers each a shot of poison to end their suffering. Will the two lovebirds cash in on their free weekend getaway and make things right between them? Or will the doomed couple kill each other in the process?

Four Stinky Stories, Vol. 3

Author : Donald Rump
Publisher : Donald Rump
ISBN 13 : 1386589586
Total Pages : 69 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (865 download)

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Download or read book Four Stinky Stories, Vol. 3 written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2017-07-01 with total page 69 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What's that I see? Four more stinky stories that are sure to enliven anyone's day! Included in this fartabulous foursome: CAPTIVE AUDIENCE Three men, one blonde secretary, a jammed up elevator, and a series of ghastly, deadly farts. What could possibly go wrong? BUTT-DIALING BASTARD When Lenny Ludwitz gets a call from a mysterious stranger, he knows that he's totally f*cked. After going round and round with the knucklehead caller, Lenny and his trio of halfwit friends come to the only conclusion that they can--that the call, indeed, is originating from his bunghole. THE WOULD BE ASSTRONAUT He's going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he's going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship. FLOOFED AT 40,000 FEET It's a swell day aboard Crampton Airways Flight 007 until a passenger decides to follow his heart (and nose) out the airplane by cracking open the emergency door. Before long, others follow, chasing their dreams to certain death. What exactly has gotten into them? ***BONUS!*** KEEPING WIND LATEN AND THE REST OF THE WORLD AT BAY Great heavens, the armored kingdoms are under attack! And King Krakken, the domain’s irritable ruler, has an impossible decision. Should he scramble the air ships and meet the encroaching enemy head on or listen to his counsel and hold firm? Either way, the green death is upon him and it’s only a matter of time before he comes face-to-face with the infamous Wind Laten. Approximately 12,000 words.

Ten Stinky Stories Vol. 1

Author : Donald Rump
Publisher : Donald Rump
ISBN 13 : 1310505667
Total Pages : 161 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (15 download)

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Download or read book Ten Stinky Stories Vol. 1 written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2015-12-05 with total page 161 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Celebrating the best of fart fiction, Donald Rump weaves together ten flatulent tales of love, betrayal, flesh-eating cannibals, and everyone's favorite green gas, that are sure to blow you away. Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Over 100 pages (approximately 32,000 words). BOTTLING FARTS Could the greatest power… The path to riches beyond our wildest imagination… The key to reaching the highest level of spiritual awareness and happiness… …be obtained by bottling farts??? THE CHAPPED-ASS CRITIC Zack Pimpton's ass never felt worse, and it doesn't help that his doctor is a part time comedian. Unfortunately, Zack is quite the bastard himself and accidentally says the wrong thing that causes the mild-mannered doctor to snap. GOING DUTCH Barnabus Prim has reached the end of his rope. Drowning in debt and married to an obnoxious wife who can't stand the sight of him, he decides to do the unthinkable. But finding a way to the afterlife proves more difficult than he imagined. MARRIAGE STINKS Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard everything until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in the DMV lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries farts? GASTROINTESTINAL BLUES Since leaving his posh position at the Department of Motor Vehicles, Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd smelled the last psychotic fart that nearly killed him. But in his new role as a psychologist, he quickly realizes that the problem is more widespread than he thought. Will a crazed client and his two gassy brides prevent the old man from getting one last piece of nookie before he dies? Or will Mackelroy talk his way out of another hazardous situation and live to see another hair pie? THE WOULD BE ASTRONAUT Hank Larmspitz has a plan. Well, sort of. He's going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he's going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship. THE $500 QUESTION Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. Hay caramba! Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or is this Christmas really going to stink? FINDING FLOOFY When a man falls head over heels for a murderous fart, he has difficulty coping with her mysterious departure. Was it something he said? Something he did? Was his penis too small? None of it makes any sense. "I will find you, my darling Floofy. Even if it's the last thing I do!" TILL DEATH DO US FART Helen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. “So you’re leaving me for a fart???” Helen exclaimed. WEEKEND GETAWAY When Martin Dollop and Arthur Bodine set off for a romantic vacation in the islands, they have no idea what they're in for. Now rotting away in a Mexican jail cell, it appears that they've reached the end of their rope. Even the pinche guard won't do them the honor of putting a bullet in their heads, and offers each a shot of poison to end their suffering. Will the two lovebirds cash in on their free weekend getaway and make things right between them? Or will the doomed couple kill each other in the process? BONUS! Also includes the bonus story I Am Fart.

Marriage Stinks

Author : Donald Rump
Publisher : Donald Rump
ISBN 13 : 1624544932
Total Pages : 33 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (245 download)

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Download or read book Marriage Stinks written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2013-11-09 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mackelroy Puggsley thought he'd heard it all until an odd man named Bilby Bloob shows up in his lobby one morning. When Bilby demands a marriage license for his gassy wife, the old man puts his foot down. Sure, it's one thing to marry your high school sweetheart, but a fart? Who in the world marries a fart? "Well I'm not going anywhere until you give us a marriage license," Bilby insists. "Is that so?" Mackelroy cracks his knuckles. Marriage Stinks is a work of fart fiction, approximately 3,600 words in length.

Floofed at 40,000 Feet

Author : Donald Rump
Publisher : Donald Rump
ISBN 13 : 1540193268
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (41 download)

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Download or read book Floofed at 40,000 Feet written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2017-06-29 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's a swell day aboard Crampton Airways Flight 007 until a passenger decides to follow his heart (and nose) out the airplane by cracking open the emergency door. Before long, others follow, chasing their dreams to certain death. What exactly has gotten into them? The hell if Captain Marlow knows, who's still waiting for the busty stewardess to deliver a much needed shot of vodka. Approximately 3,200 words. Note: This is a companion piece to the original Finding Floofy. WARNING: Brain freeze ahead.

Gastrointestinal Blues (EPUB)

Author : Donald Rump
Publisher : Donald Rump
ISBN 13 : 1624544975
Total Pages : 20 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (245 download)

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Download or read book Gastrointestinal Blues (EPUB) written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2013-11-24 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since leaving his posh position at the Department of Motor Vehicles, Mackelroy Puggsley thought he\'d smelled the last psychotic fart that nearly killed him. But in his new role as a psychologist, he quickly realizes that the problem is more widespread than he thought. Will a crazed client and his two gassy brides prevent the old man from getting one last piece of nookie before he dies? Or will Mackelroy talk his way out of another hazardous situation and live to see another hair pie? For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 3,400 words in all.

Date Like A Scoundrel: 10 Things to Tell Ugly Chicks on a First Date

Author : Donald Rump
Publisher : Donald Rump
ISBN 13 : 1540113698
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (41 download)

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Download or read book Date Like A Scoundrel: 10 Things to Tell Ugly Chicks on a First Date written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2016-08-16 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I’ve no idea what’s going in that pea-brained mind of yours. Perhaps it’s all that crack you’ve been smoking. Who knows? And who cares? You are a scoundrel after all, so it isn’t hard to see your angle. Now you’ve set your sites on the ugliest girl in the room, if not on earth. Even though you’ve set the bar low—way low—you’re not sure how to proceed. Perhaps you could use some advice before pissing your precious time and money away? Good, for I have just the thing for you. From one scoundrel to another… Approximately 11,000 words.

Stinky Cecil in Operation Pond Rescue

Author : Paige Braddock
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1449470254
Total Pages : 128 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (494 download)

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Download or read book Stinky Cecil in Operation Pond Rescue written by Paige Braddock and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2015-02-03 with total page 128 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes big stories happen in small places. Sometimes big things happen to small creatures. This is one of those stories . . . Cecil is a toad. A toad busy doing what any other toad does with its days--judging the pond splashing contest (Reggie the fly is usually the honorary winner by dint of his five-day lifespan), or visiting his friends, Jeff the free-range hamster, Rayray the lizard, Jeremy the worm, or Sprout the frog. And, of course, trying to keep clear of the local hawk. But when Cecil discovers a freeway construction project aimed right at the pond, he knows he has to come up with a plan to save his home. But what can a small group of amphibians and a reincarnating fly do against construction vehicles and a steady onslaught of hot asphalt? Cecil isn't sure, but he knows they have to try.

Don't Count Your Chicken Farts Before They Hatch

Author : Donald Rump
Publisher : Donald Rump
ISBN 13 : 1386998834
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (869 download)

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Download or read book Don't Count Your Chicken Farts Before They Hatch written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2018-07-04 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Miles Puggsley spends his last dollar on a carton of empty eggs, he realizes he's reached rock bottom and the end is near. But there's a basement to the misery he now endures, especially for the once proud DMV specialist turned exorcist. Can a band of wild chicken farts change his fortune? No, probably not. Approximately 4,100 words.

Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where’s My Side of Toe Cheese?

Author : Donald Rump
Publisher : Donald Rump
ISBN 13 : 1533737649
Total Pages : 23 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (337 download)

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Download or read book Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where’s My Side of Toe Cheese? written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2016-05-08 with total page 23 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it. His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly. Gagnabbit! So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what! And mental midget Muggs knows just how… Approximately 1,200 words. WARNING: Contains toe cheese.

The Would Be Asstronaut

Author : Donald Rump
Publisher : Donald Rump
ISBN 13 : 1513025643
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (13 download)

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Download or read book The Would Be Asstronaut written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2015-06-18 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Hank Larmspitz has a plan. Well, sort of. He's going to be the first man on the moon, dagnabbit, and he's going to do it without the aid of a space suit or even a space ship. Exactly what does he have in mind? Dan Dinkerleaf, a local correspondent for KAAS-LD Eureeka, wants to find out. And when he discovers Hank's true intentions, his patience becomes paper thin. "Seriously?" he blurts out. "Don't you think your theory is a bit…oh, I don't know...implausible?" "Watch close and you might learn something." Hank cracked his knuckles and pulled out a helping of his favorite brand. Intended for mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,100 words.

The $500 Question

Author : Donald Rump
Publisher : Donald Rump
ISBN 13 : 1624545033
Total Pages : 31 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (245 download)

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Download or read book The $500 Question written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2014-01-06 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Perkins Deadwood can't believe his ears. His twelve-year-old son just asked for a pet fart for Christmas. And not just any fart, a Spanish fart. ¡Ay, caramba! Can the used car salesman talk his son out of it? Or is this Christmas going to really stink? For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,100 words.

The Hairiest Butt

Author : Donald Rump
Publisher : Donald Rump
ISBN 13 : 138643891X
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (864 download)

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Download or read book The Hairiest Butt written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2019-05-06 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The search for the hairiest butt on Venus leads to explosive results. Approximately 1,600 words. WARNING: Butts, with lots of hair on them.

Pedo Flambé

Author : Donald Rump
Publisher : Donald Rump
ISBN 13 : 1386495689
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (864 download)

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Download or read book Pedo Flambé written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2019-02-02 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When an old man hobbles into the Palazzio and demands his favorite dish, the peculiar Pedo Flambé, the wait staff isn't sure what to make of it. "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have such a thing on our menu." His baby-faced waiter Zach Spitz frowns. "You sure about that?" The old man slaps down a $100 bill. "Of course, sir. Right away, sir!" Zach's manager snatches up the bill and runs back to the kitchen. Approximately 4,000 words.

Till Death Do Us Fart

Author : Donald Rump
Publisher : Donald Rump
ISBN 13 : 1624545181
Total Pages : 20 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (245 download)

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Download or read book Till Death Do Us Fart written by Donald Rump and published by Donald Rump. This book was released on 2014-05-18 with total page 20 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Helen Hubbard's fears have finally been confirmed. During brunch one morning in her favorite restaurant, her husband Gary confesses to cheating on her, and is ready to leave at a moment's notice. When she pries deeper into the matter, she discovers more about his mysterious lover Muffy than she cares to know. “So you’re leaving me for a fart???” Helen exclaimed. For mature (and not so mature) audiences. Approximately 2,500 words.