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Fifty Shades of Beige

Author : David Mitchell
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781803697727
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (977 download)

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Download or read book Fifty Shades of Beige written by David Mitchell and published by . This book was released on 2023-05-19 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 'Fifty Shades of Beige' is my first poetry anthology and, quite possibly, my last. It is a set of poems about life in the retirement years, a subject which has given me much material since I joined the ranks back in 2009. I am indebted to all those who have unwittingly given me inspiration. Names have been necessarily changed in order to avoid legal action. I hope you will enjoy entering a world where health issues are never far away from conversations, where Knit and Natter is dominated by the latter and where once orderly garages are now rammed with offspring's worldly belongings. Where else would you have an anthology featuring dishwashers, bins and Wordle? So, pour yourself a dry sherry, find your slippers and retire to your cosy armchair. You might just manage to read a few poems before 'Tipping Point' comes on.

100 Unexpected Statements about Fifty Shades of Beige

Author : Ethan Ging
Publisher : Lennex
ISBN 13 : 9785458945271
Total Pages : 42 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (452 download)

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Download or read book 100 Unexpected Statements about Fifty Shades of Beige written by Ethan Ging and published by Lennex. This book was released on 2013-04 with total page 42 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this book, we have hand-picked the most sophisticated, unanticipated, absorbing (if not at times crackpot!), original and musing book reviews of "Fifty Shades of Beige: Book One of the Fifty Shades Parody." Don't say we didn't warn you: these reviews are known to shock with their unconventionality or intimacy. Some may be startled by their biting sincerity; others may be spellbound by their unbridled flights of fantasy. Don't buy this book if: 1. You don't have nerves of steel. 2. You expect to get pregnant in the next five minutes. 3. You've heard it all.

Fifty Shades of Chicken

Author : F.L. Fowler
Publisher : Clarkson Potter
ISBN 13 : 0385345232
Total Pages : 162 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (853 download)

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Download or read book Fifty Shades of Chicken written by F.L. Fowler and published by Clarkson Potter. This book was released on 2012-11-13 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more! Fifty chicken recipes, each more seductive than the last, in a book that makes every dinner a turn-on. “I want you to see this. Then you’ll know everything. It’s a cookbook,” he says and opens to some recipes, with color photos. “I want to prepare you, very much.” This isn’t just about getting me hot till my juices run clear, and then a little rest. There’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing. Fifty preparations. He promises we’ll start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. “I will control everything that happens here,” he says. “You can leave anytime, but as long as you stay, you’re my ingredient.” I’ll be transformed from a raw, organic bird into something—what? Something delicious. So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James’s sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef. And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts—“The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters), “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)—Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of fifty irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more. With memorable tips and revealing photographs, Fifty Shades of Chicken will have you dominating dinner.

The Unofficial Divergent Aptitude Test

Author : Noel St. Clair
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1440585156
Total Pages : 98 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book The Unofficial Divergent Aptitude Test written by Noel St. Clair and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-02-15 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Find your faction with this aptitude test! Ever wonder what faction you'd be placed in if you were a part of the bestselling Divergent series? Would you be dauntless like Christina, erudite like Caleb, or divergent like Tris? Filled with hundreds of personality questions, this book guides you through different scenarios to help you demonstrate your virtues, uncover your strengths, and discover your true faction. You'll go through the rigorous process of determining what group you belong to--the Abnegation (the selfless), Amity (the peaceful), Candor (the honest), Dauntless (the Brave), or Erudite (the intellectual)--or if you're divergent and best suited for more than one faction. Your results will also detail why you belong in that division and how your life will change upon initiation. Complete with advice for being the best member of your faction, The Unofficial Divergent Aptitude Test challenges you to prove that you have what it takes to live in Tris's world.

The Art of Design: Volume I

Author : Joseph Pubillones
Publisher : Creators Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1942448074
Total Pages : 78 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (424 download)

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Download or read book The Art of Design: Volume I written by Joseph Pubillones and published by Creators Publishing. This book was released on 2014-12-11 with total page 78 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Joseph Pubillones is a nationally syndicated lifestyle columnist for Creators Syndicate. This is a collection of the very best of The Art of Design from 2014.

The First 30 Days

Author : Ariane de Bonvoisin
Publisher : Harper Collins
ISBN 13 : 0061874698
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (618 download)

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Download or read book The First 30 Days written by Ariane de Bonvoisin and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2009-10-13 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The First 30 Days reveals the nine principles of change that will revolutionize how you face transition times. With real-life stories, practical exercises, and inspiring action points, this book teaches the skills you need to face or make any change in your life, including how to: Use your Change Muscle Combat fear, doubt, and all your change demons Get in touch with your spiritual side Create a plan that will get you results

Fifty Shames of Earl Grey

Author : Fanny Merkin
Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 0306822008
Total Pages : 224 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (68 download)

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Download or read book Fifty Shames of Earl Grey written by Fanny Merkin and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2012-07-10 with total page 224 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Young, arrogant tycoon Earl Grey seduces the naïve coed Anna Steal with his overpowering good looks and staggering amounts of money, but will she be able to get past his fifty shames, including shopping at Walmart on Saturdays, bondage with handcuffs, and his love of BDSM (Bards, Dragons, Sorcery, and Magick)? Or will his dark secrets and constant smirking drive her over the edge?

Almost Home

Author : Pam Jenoff
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1416590706
Total Pages : 400 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (165 download)

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Download or read book Almost Home written by Pam Jenoff and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2010-02-16 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A young woman intelligence officer struggles to confront her haunting past while tackling a dangerous assignment of global proportions with origins tracing back to World War II. By the author of The Kommandant's Girl. Reprint.

The Day the Crayons Quit

Author : Drew Daywalt
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0399255370
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (992 download)

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Download or read book The Day the Crayons Quit written by Drew Daywalt and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013-06-27 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hilarious, colorful #1 New York Times bestselling phenomenon that every kid wants! Gift a copy to someone you love today. Poor Duncan just wants to color. But when he opens his box of crayons, he finds only letters, all saying the same thing: His crayons have had enough! They quit! Blue crayon needs a break from coloring all those bodies of water. Black crayon wants to be used for more than just outlining. And Orange and Yellow are no longer speaking—each believes he is the true color of the sun. What can Duncan possibly do to appease all of the crayons and get them back to doing what they do best? With giggle-inducing text from Drew Daywalt and bold and bright illustrations from Oliver Jeffers, The Day the Crayons Quit is the perfect gift for new parents, baby showers, back-to-school, or any time of year! Perfect for fans of Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus by Mo Willems and The True Story of the Three Little Pigs by Jon Sciezka and Lane Smith. Praise for The Day the Crayons Quit: Amazon’s 2013 Best Picture Book of the Year A Barnes & Noble Best Book of 2013 Goodreads’ 2013 Best Picture Book of the Year Winner of the E.B. White Read-Aloud Award * “Hilarious . . . Move over, Click, Clack, Moo; we’ve got a new contender for the most successful picture-book strike.” –BCCB, starred review “Jeffers . . . elevates crayon drawing to remarkable heights.” –Booklist “Fresh and funny.” –The Wall Street Journal "This book will have children asking to have it read again and again.” –Library Media Connection * “This colorful title should make for an uproarious storytime.” –School Library Journal, starred review * “These memorable personalities will leave readers glancing apprehensively at their own crayon boxes.” –Publishers Weekly, starred review “Utterly original.” –San Francisco Chronicle

Picture Perfect: The Jodi Arias Story

Author : Shanna Hogan
Publisher : Macmillan
ISBN 13 : 1250049458
Total Pages : 354 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (5 download)

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Download or read book Picture Perfect: The Jodi Arias Story written by Shanna Hogan and published by Macmillan. This book was released on 2013-09-03 with total page 354 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "In June 2008, in Mesa, Arizona, the body of 30-year-old Travis Alexander was discovered brutally murdered in his home. He had been shot in the face, slashed across the throat, and stabbed in the heart. Alexander had been a devout Mormon, handsome and hard-working, beloved by all, and his death came as an enormous shock. Suspicion pointed to one woman : Jodi Arias. Travis had met Jodi at a conference 18 months prior, and he was instantly taken with the beautiful aspiring photographer. Separated by 400 miles, they began a long distance relationship. It became clear to Travis's friends, however, that Jodi was a lot more invested in the relationship than he was. Travis was seeing multiple women, and his relationship with Jodi eventually came to end. But rather than move on, Jodi moved from her home in Palm Desert, California to within just miles of Travis's home, where she continued to insert herself into his life"--

Deliciously Sinful Liaisons

Author : L.M. Mountford
Publisher : L.M. Mountford
ISBN 13 : 1913945707
Total Pages : 257 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (139 download)

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Download or read book Deliciously Sinful Liaisons written by L.M. Mountford and published by L.M. Mountford. This book was released on 2021-12-31 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Deliciously Sinful Liaisons, A Steamy Romance Boxset by The Lord of Lust 7 Books, 7 hard and rugged men, 7 sizzling page turners that will have you devouring every word from start to finish... -Broken A hard and gritty dark romance. Hotter than Sylvia Day and sleeker than James Patterson or Sherlock Holmes. The opening in the Broken Heart Series will suck you down the rabbit hole of South London's seedy criminal underbelly. -Just Once The opening to the Just Friends series is a short and sweet friends find love Romance. - Reckless A Forbidden, Mafia Protector, Dark Romance. -Beneath the Sheets A Friends to Lovers Second Chance Holiday Romance in the Tropical Cocktails Romance Series with no cheating and no cliffhangers, just a lot of heat and a happily ever after. -Training Tracey A wicked and uber-hot coming-of-age love triangle that fans of Selena Kitt's Babysitting the Baumgartners will love! -Blood Lust A sizzling-hot Paranormal romance. If you like strong-willed, sassy heroines and oh-so-bad, drop-dead gorgeous Vampire heroes with lots of bite, you’ll love this page-turner. -Sweet Temptations: The Babysitter Sweet Temptations: The Babysitter is the original debut from the Lord of Lust, L.M. Mountford, a sizzling tale of lust and temptation that will ignite your ereader and leave you panting for more as it follows a modern man's journey across the Rubicon. Scroll up and one-click this sizzling collection and escape into decadence today.

The Love Book

Author : Nina Solomon
Publisher : Akashic Books
ISBN 13 : 1617753173
Total Pages : 322 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (177 download)

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Download or read book The Love Book written by Nina Solomon and published by Akashic Books. This book was released on 2015-01-06 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An anti-romantic comedy about the misadventures of four women who meet on a singles' bike trip.

Same Love

Author : Tony Correia
Publisher : James Lorimer & Company
ISBN 13 : 1459412346
Total Pages : 186 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (594 download)

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Download or read book Same Love written by Tony Correia and published by James Lorimer & Company. This book was released on 2017-08-01 with total page 186 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At seventeen, Adam has suspected for a while that he might be gay. His sketchbook has become full of images of good-looking men, and he isn't attracted to any of the girls he knows. When he reveals his feelings to his devout parents, they send him to a Christian camp, warning him that there will be no room in their lives for a gay son. The last thing Adam expects is to meet someone he is deeply attracted to; unfortunately, Paul is more committed to his Christian faith than Adam is. Adam tries to bury his attraction to Paul by concentrating on his art and his new friends Rhonda and Martin. When it becomes clear how unhappy Rhonda and Martin are at Camp Revelation, Adam and Paul are both forced to question what the church tells them about love. But with a whole camp full of people trying to get Adam to change who he is, what kind of chance do Adam and Paul have to find love and a life with each other?

Big White Ghetto

Author : Kevin D. Williamson
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1621579948
Total Pages : 234 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (215 download)

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Download or read book Big White Ghetto written by Kevin D. Williamson and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2020-11-17 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "You can't truly understand the country you're living in without reading Williamson." —Rich Lowry, National Review "His observations on American culture, history, and politics capture the moment we're in—and where we are going." —Dana Perino, Fox News An Appalachian economy that uses cases of Pepsi as money. Life in a homeless camp in Austin. A young woman whose résumé reads, “Topless Chick, Uncredited.” Remorselessly unsentimental, Kevin D. Williamson is a chronicler of American underclass dysfunction unlike any other. From the hollows of Eastern Kentucky to the porn business in Las Vegas, from the casinos of Atlantic City to the heroin rehabs of New Orleans, he depicts an often brutal reality that does not fit nicely into any political narrative or comfort any partisan. Coming from the world he writes about, Williamson understands it in a way that most commentators on American politics and culture simply can’t. In these sometimes savage and often hilarious essays, he takes readers on a wild tour of the wreckage of the American republic—the “white minstrel show” of right-wing grievance politics, progressive politicians addicted to gambling revenue, the culture of passive victimhood, and the reality of permanent poverty. Unsparing yet never unsympathetic, Big White Ghetto provides essential insight into an enormous but forgotten segment of American society.

Copper

Author : Elise Noble
Publisher : Undercover Publishing Limited
ISBN 13 : 1912888076
Total Pages : 387 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (128 download)

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Download or read book Copper written by Elise Noble and published by Undercover Publishing Limited. This book was released on 2019-10-18 with total page 387 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When Tai Beaulieu impulsively hands in her notice by text message one dreary January morning and takes off in search of adventure, the last place she expects to end up is the Middle East. But she soon lands in Egypt, home to ancient tombs and spectacular temples. Plus friendly locals, a rather nice English businessman, and an American tourist who doesn't know when to butt out. Along with roommate Tegan and archaeologist Miles, Tai sets out to explore everything the city of Luxor has to offer. But before she’s even managed to get a suntan, disaster strikes, and she finds herself keeping a terrible secret. And she’s not the only one… Copper is a standalone romantic suspense novel in the Blackwood Elements series - no cliffhanger!

So What Do YOU Do?

Author : Joel Comm
Publisher : Morgan James Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1630473286
Total Pages : 210 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (34 download)

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Download or read book So What Do YOU Do? written by Joel Comm and published by Morgan James Publishing. This book was released on 2014-10-07 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Every person has been created by God with a set of unique passions, talents, skills, abilities, personality and presence which makes them completely unique from anyone who has ever, or will ever, live. When you are doing what you were made to do, you have the opportunity to positively impact the people and world around you. Unlike many books which highlight the “gurus”, "So What Do You Do? Discovering the Genius Next Door with One Simple Question" puts the spotlight on the unsung heroes; the everyday person; your neighbor; each of which has a special expertise which is demonstrated in their vocation or hobby. From exceptional parenting and exciting adventure travel to growing a thriving business and dealing with issues of personal growth, "So What Do YOU Do?" will take you to new places and inspire you to share your genius with the world.

Feeling Like a Number One

Author : Steve Binnie
Publisher : Lulu.com
ISBN 13 : 132652514X
Total Pages : 242 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (265 download)

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Download or read book Feeling Like a Number One written by Steve Binnie and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2016-01-06 with total page 242 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 1980 was an important year for Top of the Pops: it was the year it began to transform from a light entertainment show into essential viewing for pop music aficionados. The transition didn't happen overnight, but when a Musicians' Union strike forced the programme off air for the whole of June and July, producer Michael Hurll took the opportunity to restructure the show. As a result the latter half of 1980 was often bizarre, occasionally quite grim, but always fascinating as Hurll threw all sorts of new formats at the screen to see what would stick. This transitional year is documented here. Hopefully you will find it a breathtaking rollercoaster of good and bad decisions made in the pursuit of television excellence. Or maybe it will just inspire you to dig out some old records you'd forgotten. Either's good.