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Book Synopsis Felix the Farting Elf by : Erik Anderson
Download or read book Felix the Farting Elf written by Erik Anderson and published by . This book was released on 2020-12-06 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Are you seeking a "tootastic" stocking stuffer, silly bedtime story, fun classroom read aloud, or clever brain break with comic relief and nonstop giggles? Meet Felix, a hilarious elf with a "gut wrenching" problem: he's "lack toast" intolerant! Plus, it's a "SMELLY" good time, written in rhyme, illustrated with holiday swag, and stuffed with kid-friendly humor to make you bell laugh or snort: "Remember Felix when you're feeling bloated. He had a secret talent but never gloated! Embrace your gifts and share with others: family, friends, neighbors, elves, sisters, and brothers!" Grab this bum-busting funny children's book about farts and toots because it's better than Rudolph's root beer or Grandma Gertie's eggnog! Hang it under the tree or menorah as a zany holiday gift or year-round literary celebration of puns, jokes, themes of, friendship, team work, tolerance, and gas galore!
Book Synopsis Felix the Farting Feline by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Felix the Farting Feline written by Humor Heals Us and published by Humor Heals Us. This book was released on 2021-04-16 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Felix doesn't get along with the house dog or parrot. Can they overcome their differences and team up to beat the house burglar? Felix was affectionate. He loved to rub on legs, But suddenly he'd fart so bad. It smelled like rotten eggs. The book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100: - Taylor the Tooting Turkey - Frank the Farting Flamingo - Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin - Fairy the Farting Unicorn - Buddy the Burping Bunny - Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred - Lucky the Farting Leprechaun - Book of Bunny Farts - Pete the Pooting Pufferfish - Fritz the Farting Reindeer Collect them all! Visit the author's profile to vote on new titles and receive freebies. Makes a perfect gift for boys and girls or any cat lover any day of the year.
Book Synopsis Felix the Farting Feline by : Humor Heal Us
Download or read book Felix the Farting Feline written by Humor Heal Us and published by . This book was released on 2021 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Felix doesn’t get along with the house dog or parrot. Can they overcome their differences and team up to beat the house burglar?
Book Synopsis Frudzy The Farting Elf by : Jacob Sam
Download or read book Frudzy The Farting Elf written by Jacob Sam and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-30 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Frudzy is shy hard working Elf, but there's one small problem: He has gas.... And leadingup to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Elf of the year for the Christmas crew . Will Frudzy make the team? Join Frudzz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come.
Book Synopsis Ellie the Tooting Elf by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Ellie the Tooting Elf written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-27 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ellie is a loner elf who doesn't believe she has any talents until one day ideas come from unlikely source. Join Ellie in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com
Book Synopsis Barnaby Bear Builds a Boat by : Carla Hansen
Download or read book Barnaby Bear Builds a Boat written by Carla Hansen and published by Random House Trade. This book was released on 1979 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A bear and his animal friends build a boat.
Book Synopsis Dog Day Afternoon by : Diana G. Gallagher
Download or read book Dog Day Afternoon written by Diana G. Gallagher and published by Simon Pulse. This book was released on 1999 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Doggone It! Salem is locked out of the house! There's nothing to do, nothing to eat, and Sabrina and her aunts will be gone all day! What a bore! Then Salem discovers he can torment the dog next door. That snarling brute would just love to get his jaws on Salem. But he can't -- he's locked up. Now that's fun! Until...uh-oh! The dog is loose! Salem is outta there! But is he fast enough -- and smart enough -- to stay one step ahead? All day?
Download or read book Ask a Manager written by Alison Green and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2018-05-01 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of the popular website Ask a Manager and New York’s work-advice columnist comes a witty, practical guide to 200 difficult professional conversations—featuring all-new advice! There’s a reason Alison Green has been called “the Dear Abby of the work world.” Ten years as a workplace-advice columnist have taught her that people avoid awkward conversations in the office because they simply don’t know what to say. Thankfully, Green does—and in this incredibly helpful book, she tackles the tough discussions you may need to have during your career. You’ll learn what to say when • coworkers push their work on you—then take credit for it • you accidentally trash-talk someone in an email then hit “reply all” • you’re being micromanaged—or not being managed at all • you catch a colleague in a lie • your boss seems unhappy with your work • your cubemate’s loud speakerphone is making you homicidal • you got drunk at the holiday party Praise for Ask a Manager “A must-read for anyone who works . . . [Alison Green’s] advice boils down to the idea that you should be professional (even when others are not) and that communicating in a straightforward manner with candor and kindness will get you far, no matter where you work.”—Booklist (starred review) “The author’s friendly, warm, no-nonsense writing is a pleasure to read, and her advice can be widely applied to relationships in all areas of readers’ lives. Ideal for anyone new to the job market or new to management, or anyone hoping to improve their work experience.”—Library Journal (starred review) “I am a huge fan of Alison Green’s Ask a Manager column. This book is even better. It teaches us how to deal with many of the most vexing big and little problems in our workplaces—and to do so with grace, confidence, and a sense of humor.”—Robert Sutton, Stanford professor and author of The No Asshole Rule and The Asshole Survival Guide “Ask a Manager is the ultimate playbook for navigating the traditional workforce in a diplomatic but firm way.”—Erin Lowry, author of Broke Millennial: Stop Scraping By and Get Your Financial Life Together
Book Synopsis Pete the Pooting Pufferfish by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Pete the Pooting Pufferfish written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2021-01-07 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Fritz the Farting Reindeer by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Fritz the Farting Reindeer written by Humor Heals Us and published by Humor Heals Us. This book was released on 2020-09-24 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Leading up to the BIG day, Santa must choose his Christmas crew. Fritz the Reindeer is one of the contenders but he has a small problem: He has gas. Will Fritz make the team? Join Fritz in a new Christmas adventure that will be cherished for years to come. A children's beloved classic, this story will have kids rolling on the floor with laughter. Adults are permitted to laugh too. Vote on new title names and receive freebies at humorhealsus.com.
Book Synopsis Farting Without You is Like by : Humor Heals Us
Download or read book Farting Without You is Like written by Humor Heals Us and published by Farting Adventures. This book was released on 2021-01-11 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny book for kids and adults about one little dog, a funny cat, and their relationship. Find out in this new funny perspective from a dog's point of view. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Fairy the Farting Unicorn Farting Without You is Like Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred Lucky the Farting Leprechuan Lexi the Leprechaun Loves to Fart Pete the Pooting Pufferfish and Fritz the Farting Reindeer
Book Synopsis Otto and Uncle Tooth Adventures by : Geoffrey Hayes
Download or read book Otto and Uncle Tooth Adventures written by Geoffrey Hayes and published by Random House Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2014 with total page 162 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Otto and Uncle Tooth investigate mysteries and have great adventures in Boogle Bay in three separate tales.
Book Synopsis The Conspiracy of Art by : Jean Baudrillard
Download or read book The Conspiracy of Art written by Jean Baudrillard and published by Semiotext(e). This book was released on 2005-08-19 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "In 1996 Jean Baudrillard scandalized the art world by denouncing a "conspiracy" of art. But most missed the point. He wasn't attacking art, because art has ceased to exist - only its claim to privilege. Spiraling from aesthetic nullity to commercial frenzy, art has entered a "transaesthetic" state. The Conspiracy of Art examines its complicitous dance with politics, economics, and media, including Abu Ghraib's reality show. Baudrillard reveals the premises of his "radical thought" in the absurdist logic of pataphysics (his first unpublished text on Alfred Jarry), and in the Theater of Cruelty (a talk on Antonin Artaud with life-long collaborator Sylvere Lotringer)."--BOOK JACKET.
Author :Colby Day Publisher :Createspace Independent Publishing Platform ISBN 13 :9781499381412 Total Pages :98 pages Book Rating :4.3/5 (814 download)
Book Synopsis Felix and the Diligence by : Colby Day
Download or read book Felix and the Diligence written by Colby Day and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-03-24 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For Felix Brown, a bookish dreamer growing up during World War II, a life on the sea was the greatest adventure he could hope for. But will he feel differently after he has his heart broken by a mermaid, chats with sea monsters, and fights Nazi spies? Felix boards The Diligence, a dilapidated old galleon, about to embark on an illegal, high-stakes cod-fishing expedition, under the command of the terrifying Captain Chapman. Battling storms, the ragtag crew nobly risk their lives for love and cod while Felix battles the ecstatic wonder and heart-breaking disappointment of growing up and finding one's place in the world. Funny and sincere, this is the greatest play about fishermen in the 1940's you'll ever find. This is the world premiere first play of Colby Day.
Book Synopsis Bad Little Children's Books by : Arthur C. Gackley
Download or read book Bad Little Children's Books written by Arthur C. Gackley and published by Harry N. Abrams. This book was released on 2016-09-06 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A posthumously published collection of Arthur C. Gackley's most questionable parody-driven book covers.
Download or read book Smoke Signals written by Simon Chapman and published by DARLINGTON PRESS. This book was released on 2016-11-30 with total page 405 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Smoke Signals gathers 71 of Professor Simon Chapman’s authoritative, acerbic and often heretical essays written in newspapers, blogs and research journals across his 40-year career. They cover major developments and debates in tobacco control, public health ethics, cancer screening, gun control and panics about low risk agents like wi-fi, mobile phone towers and wind turbines. This collection is an essential guide to the landscape of many key debates in contemporary public health. It will be invaluable to public health students and practitioners, while remaining compelling reading for all interested in health policy. When is Simon Chapman the academic, intellectual, self-appointed chief wowser of the nanny state gunna leave us alone? Steve Price, Australian radio broadcaster His insane wibblings are worrying yes, but still bloody funny to read. Christopher Snowdon, Institute of Economic Affairs, London Simon Chapman is emeritus professor in public health at the University of Sydney. He has won the World Health Organization’s medal for tobacco control (1998), the American Cancer Society’s Luther Terry Award for outstanding individual leadership in tobacco control (2003), and was NSW Premier’s Cancer Researcher of the Year medal (2008). In 2013 he was made an Officer in the Order of Australia for his contributions to public health and named 2013 Australian Skeptic of the Year. In 2014, the Australian right-wing think tank, the Institute of Public Affairs, named him as one of Australia’s Dirty Dozen all-time “opponents of freedom”.
Book Synopsis This is how You Lose Her by : Junot Díaz
Download or read book This is how You Lose Her written by Junot Díaz and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2013 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Presents a collection of stories that explores the heartbreak and radiance of love as it is shaped by passion, betrayal, and the echoes of intimacy.
