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Fart Quest: The Troll's Toe Cheese

Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
ISBN 13 : 1250206472
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book Fart Quest: The Troll's Toe Cheese written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2022-09-20 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Fart Quest: The Troll's Toe Cheese is the fourth book in a hilarious Dungeons & Dragons inspired series by New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds. They've destroyed an evil creature with stink gas, collected barf from a truly hideous monster, and dug through a dragon's dookie for magical treasure. Now, Fart, Pan, Moxie, and TickTock are facing their scariest challenge yet—an angry mom! The Great and Powerful Kevin has promised Pan, who lost her mother when she was a baby, that she could see her mom one last time. But instead, shes sees a distorted spirit of her mother, transformed into an evil creature bent on revenge against those who caused her death. Meanwhile, some new information comes to light, and Fart and friends head out on a rescue mission. Deep within the goblin caves, they search for evidence of their long lost masters, facing goblins, fire rats, floor fiends, and a troll with some seriously disgusting toenails along the way. In this epic addition to the Fart Quest series, our adventurers discover that a true hero is not measured in the sum of their mistakes—but in the difference they make in spite of them.

Nerdy Birdy

Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
ISBN 13 : 1626725705
Total Pages : 44 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (267 download)

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Download or read book Nerdy Birdy written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2015-09-22 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nerdy Birdy likes reading, video games, and reading about video games, which immediately disqualifies him for membership in the cool crowd. One thing is clear: being a nerdy birdy is a lonely lifestyle. When he's at his lowest point, Nerdy Birdy meets a flock just like him. He has friends and discovers that there are far more nerdy birdies than cool birdies in the sky.

The Lightning Fart: a Parody of the Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Book 1)

Author : Steve Lookner
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780692412480
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (124 download)

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Book Synopsis The Lightning Fart: a Parody of the Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Book 1) by : Steve Lookner

Download or read book The Lightning Fart: a Parody of the Lightning Thief (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Book 1) written by Steve Lookner and published by . This book was released on 2015-03-21 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Percy Stinkson. He's just a normal kid, trying to have fun and make it through school doing as little homework as possible....until he finds out he's the son of a Greek god! And Percy's father isn't just any Greek god. He's Pooseidon, God of Farts!Percy's life is totally transformed as he travels to Camp Half-Wit, where he's trained to use his special farting powers. He's going to need these powers, because he soon learns it's up to him to save the universe by going on a quest to find Zeus's stolen iPhone!It'll be a dangerous quest, but Percy will have company: Grover, a weird kid who thinks he's a half-goat, and Annabeth, a super-hot girl who unfortunately doesn't want to date Percy. Yet.There'll be loads of action and and tons of smelly farts as Percy's quest proceeds to its exciting conclusion: a showdown in the Underworld with Hades himself!The odds might be against Percy, but don't give up hope, because he'll have the ultimate weapon at his disposal: The Lightning Fart!Can a fart really save the universe?Find out...in this hilarious parody of the Percy Jackson books, THE LIGHTNING FART!

No One Likes a Fart

Author : Zoë Foster Blake
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1524791903
Total Pages : 21 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (247 download)

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Download or read book No One Likes a Fart written by Zoë Foster Blake and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2020-01-14 with total page 21 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fart is desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart -- not even a fart with a heart. With plenty of laughs and even more heart, this delightful picture book shows that even the smelliest among us can find a friend in this world. It's hard out there for a fart. Too smelly. Too embarassing. Too gross. Striking the perfect balance of gross-out humor, wit, and heart, this beautifully illustrated picture book delivers a message of accepting yourself and finding a friend who loves you just the way you are.

Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger

Author : Kevin Bolger
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 1101184582
Total Pages : 227 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (11 download)

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Download or read book Sir Fartsalot Hunts the Booger written by Kevin Bolger and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2009-11-25 with total page 227 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Things really stink in the Kingdom of Armpit. King Reginald the Not Very Realistic has had it up to here with his practical joker of a son Prince Harry. Even Sir Bedwetter can?t take the prince?s Royal Clowning Around! Enter Sir Fartsalot?the bravest, boldest, er, most potent knight in all the land! He?s on a quest to solve the riddle of the Foul West Wind?a ghastly odor that turns up whenever danger is lurking. Prince Harry decides to play the biggest, boogeriest prank of all time! He convinces Sir Fartsalot that The Booger, a frightful and repulsive villain, is on the prowl. But when a real Booger turns up, Harry, Sir Fartsalot and the knight?s old buddy Sir Knotaclew must set out on a hilarious quest to rid the world of the Snotty Scoundrel, once and for all!

Girls Don't Fart, Okay!!

Author : Lisa Regan
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781488946066
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (46 download)

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Download or read book Girls Don't Fart, Okay!! written by Lisa Regan and published by . This book was released on 2022 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ehtan, Marty, Fizz and Sam are looking for an answer. To find it, they must follow mermaids, pixies and a dancer. They need to know, once and for all! They must find out, quick-smart, the answer to life's most important question: Do girls fart?

Monster Fart Wars

Author : A. M. Shah
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781943684502
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (845 download)

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Download or read book Monster Fart Wars written by A. M. Shah and published by . This book was released on 2017-02-14 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A loud, gassy, smelly Fartquake erupted and ripped the town apart. The pinnacle of the mountain, Belch Peak, was open, and the peaceful, gassy Farts were being taken over by the grumpy, smelly, stinky, loud Burps. Who will win the rights to Belch Peak? Whoever controls the fart gasses controls it all.

The World's Biggest Fart

Author : Rafael Ordóñez
Publisher : NubeOcho
ISBN 13 : 8419974749
Total Pages : 48 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (199 download)

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Download or read book The World's Biggest Fart written by Rafael Ordóñez and published by NubeOcho. This book was released on 2023-11-06 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: El mono fue el que tuvo la idea de este gran concurso. Un concurso de pedos en la jungla, donde participarán el elefante, el león, la cebra, el hipopótamo, el rinoceronte. ¿Quién será el ganador?

Blood of the Fold

Author : Terry Goodkind
Publisher : RosettaBooks
ISBN 13 : 0795346034
Total Pages : 806 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (953 download)

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Download or read book Blood of the Fold written by Terry Goodkind and published by RosettaBooks. This book was released on 2015-03-24 with total page 806 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Seeker of Truth takes his rightful place as the new ruler of D’Hara in the third novel of the #1 New York Times–bestselling author’s epic fantasy series. After escaping from the Palace of Prophets, Richard comes to terms with his true identity as a War Wizard. But when he brings down the barrier between the Old and New Worlds, the Imperial Order suddenly poses a threat to the the freedom of all humankind. As the Imperial Order sends delegations and armies into the New World, Richard’s only chance to stop the invasion is to claim his heritage as the new Lord Rahl and ruler of D’Hara. But convincing the D’Harans of his legitimacy won’t be easy. Meanwhile, a powerful enemy is on the trail of Richard’s love, Kahlan Amnell. And when the spell Richard cast to protect her is broken, he must martial his newfound authority—and the armies that come with it—to save her life.

Caveboy Dave: More Scrawny Than Brawny

Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0147516587
Total Pages : 257 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (475 download)

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Book Synopsis Caveboy Dave: More Scrawny Than Brawny by : Aaron Reynolds

Download or read book Caveboy Dave: More Scrawny Than Brawny written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2016-11-01 with total page 257 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A funny graphic-novel series by Aaron Reynolds, New York Times bestselling author of Creepy Carrots! His grandpa invented fire. His dad invented the wheel. How will Caveboy Dave leave his mark? Dave Unga-Bunga has always been more scrawny than brawny. This is a major problem when your village expects you to become a meat-bringer. At age twelve, all young cave-people must stalk through the eerie mushroom forests for a prehistoric beast the village can feast on. But Dave would much rather invent stuff for a better life—like underwear to make loincloths less itchy and cutlery to make eating less filthy. Can Dave save his group by inventing the perfect defense against a bloodthirsty pokeyhorn? Or will he MEET HIS DOOM? First in a new series, More Scrawny Than Brawny delivers irresistible characters, big thrills, and even bigger laughs. "Imagine a prehistoric version of Wimpy Kid meets Captain Underpants." —Boys' Life

Fart Proudly

Author : Benjamin Franklin
Publisher : Frog Books
ISBN 13 : 9781583940792
Total Pages : 136 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (47 download)

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Download or read book Fart Proudly written by Benjamin Franklin and published by Frog Books. This book was released on 2003-03-31 with total page 136 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet Benjamin Franklin as you’ve never met him before . . . This hilarious collection includes the Founding Father’s satirical writings on farting, adultery, and other irreverent subjects you won’t find in your history books. A mention of flatulence might conjure up images of bratty high school boys or lowbrow comics. But one of the most eloquent—and least expected—commentators on the subject is Benjamin Franklin. The writings in Fart Proudly reveal the rogue who lived peaceably within the philosopher and statesman. Included are “The Letter to a Royal Academy”; “On Choosing a Mistress”; “Rules on Making Oneself Disagreeable”; and other jibes. Franklin’s irrepressible wit found an outlet in perpetrating hoaxes, attacking marriage and other sacred cows, and skewering the English Parliament. Reminding us of the humorous, irreverent side of this American icon, these essays endure as both hilarious satire and a timely reminder of the importance of a free press.

FKA USA

Author : Reed King
Publisher : Flatiron Books
ISBN 13 : 125010890X
Total Pages : 624 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (51 download)

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Download or read book FKA USA written by Reed King and published by Flatiron Books. This book was released on 2019-06-18 with total page 624 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Mr. King looks at all our upcoming problems, and imagines a local reaction to each one. The result is often funny, usually sardonic, and always imaginative, what with all the mole rats, flesh drones, dimeheads, and especially ‘The Grifter’s Guide to the Territories FKA USA,’ a notable addition to the line of imaginary authorities.” —The Wall Street Journal Indie Next Pick for July Best of June: io9, AV Club, Amazing Stories, The Verge Reed King’s amazingly audacious novel is something of a cross between L. Frank Baum’s The Wizard of Oz, Douglas Adams’s A Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Cormac McCarthy’s The Road, and Ernest Cline’s Ready Player One. In Reed King’s wildly imaginative and possibly prescient debut, the United States has dissolved in the wake of environmental disasters and the catastrophic policies of its final president. It is 2085, and Truckee Wallace, a factory worker in Crunchtown 407 (formerly Little Rock, Arkansas, before the secessions), has no grand ambitions besides maybe, possibly, losing his virginity someday. But when Truckee is thrust unexpectedly into the spotlight he is tapped by the President for a sensitive political mission: to deliver a talking goat across the continent. The fate of the world depends upon it. The problem is—Truckee’s not sure it’s worth it. Joined on the road by an android who wants to be human and a former convict lobotomized in Texas, Truckee will navigate an environmentally depleted and lawless continent with devastating—and hilarious—parallels to our own, dodging body pickers and Elvis-worshippers and logo girls, body subbers, and VR addicts. Elvis-willing, he may even lose his virginity. FKA USA is the epic novel we’ve all been waiting for about the American end of times, with its unavoidable sense of being on the wrong end of the roller coaster ride. It is a masterwork of ambition, humor, and satire with the power to make us cry, despair, and laugh out loud all at once. It is a tour de force unlike anything else you will read this year.

Thunder Boy Jr.

Author : Sherman Alexie
Publisher : Little, Brown Books for Young Readers
ISBN 13 : 0316271063
Total Pages : 41 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (162 download)

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Download or read book Thunder Boy Jr. written by Sherman Alexie and published by Little, Brown Books for Young Readers. This book was released on 2016-05-10 with total page 41 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From New York Times bestselling author Sherman Alexie and Caldecott Honor winning Yuyi Morales comes a striking and beautifully illustrated picture book celebrating the special relationship between father and son. Thunder Boy Jr. wants a normal name...one that's all his own. Dad is known as big Thunder, but little thunder doesn't want to share a name. He wants a name that celebrates something cool he's done like Touch the Clouds, Not Afraid of Ten Thousand Teeth, or Full of Wonder. But just when Little Thunder thinks all hope is lost, dad picks the best name...Lightning! Their love will be loud and bright, and together they will light up the sky.

Buffalo Wings

Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Bloomsbury USA Childrens
ISBN 13 : 1599903253
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (999 download)

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Download or read book Buffalo Wings written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Bloomsbury USA Childrens. This book was released on 2008-12-23 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While searching for the perfect Super Bowl snack, Rooster comes across a recipe for Buffalo wings and, before reading it completely, goes in search of what he believes is the missing ingredient.

The Quest Diaries of Max Crack

Author : Jules Faber
Publisher : Pan
ISBN 13 : 9781760783907
Total Pages : 204 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (839 download)

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Download or read book The Quest Diaries of Max Crack written by Jules Faber and published by Pan. This book was released on 2019-08-27 with total page 204 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Max Crack is new in Piddown. He decides that a new town means a new beginning and resolves to embark on a series of quests, such as: * Make a new best friend * Win a trophy * Solve a mystery * Find hidden treasure. He meets Frankie on his first day in town (Quest No. 1: tick). Now all he has to do is win a trophy, solve a mystery and find hidden treasure... The story is presented as Max's diary, and it's a visual feast: full of speech bubbles, doodles, asides, highlighted words, and crossed-out words. It's a stream of visual and verbal consciousness and captures the intriguingly chaotic mind of an 11-year-old perfectly.

Bart the Fart

Author : Scott Gallagher
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781912765355
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (653 download)

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Download or read book Bart the Fart written by Scott Gallagher and published by . This book was released on 2021-10-18 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A fart has to find the perfect bottom to live in, and it seems to Bart that everyone except him has found their own cheeky chum. On the advice of Lord Fart, Bart sets out on an important quest. Will he find the perfect rump to trump from, or is he destined to be a solitary stink? This hilarious tale will leave children laughing so hard, don't be surprised if something pops out! Full of rude noises, noxious smells and every type of rear imaginable, Scott Gallagher brings a brilliant array of bottom burps to life in this fabulous story. One thing's for sure; add Bart the Lonely Fart to your reading list, and bedtime will be anything but boring!

Fart Quest

Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
ISBN 13 : 1250206375
Total Pages : 288 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Download or read book Fart Quest written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2020-09-15 with total page 288 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Stay tuned for further gassy exploits." - Booklist, starred review Jam-packed with potty humor, feats of bravery, and magical friendships, Fart Quest by bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrator Cam Kendell is perfect for every young hero looking for a wild adventure. After their masters are vaporized in a goblin battle gone bad, Fart, Pan, and Moxie—three lowly apprentices—decide to impersonate their mentors and pick up the mantle as heroes of the realm. But they need more than a fancy robe, magic staff, and book of magical beasts to be real heroes. They need a quest! So when The Great and Powerful Kevin puts out a call for help, seeking the coveted Golden Llama and its magical golden fart, young Fart and his friends jump at the chance and embark on a journey they were destined for. This title has Common Core connections.