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Falling For My One-Night Stand Collection

Author : Gwyn McNamee
Publisher : Gwyn McNamee
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 2378 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Falling For My One-Night Stand Collection written by Gwyn McNamee and published by Gwyn McNamee. This book was released on 2024-07-25 with total page 2378 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It was only supposed to be one night of passion... But whether it's with a stranger, your boss, your best friend, your enemy, or the man who is strictly forbidden, wanting more from someone who was supposed to be one and done brings a heap of complications and unexpected consequences. Grab this F*R*E*E collection of 10 steamy romances that will have you falling for the one-night stand. Collection includes: Night Hawke & Ruthless Hawke by Gwyn McNamee The Beauty and the Beast by Alana Albertson For The Love of You by Claire Marti Gone Steady by Katrina Marie Under the Stars by Kris Jayne Forging Passion by Lainey Davis Chasing Alys by Morgana Bevan The Damaged Billionaire by Samantha Skye Hard Hart by Whitley Cox

Once Upon a One Night Mistake

Author : Simone Shirazi
Publisher : Radish Fiction
ISBN 13 : 1956969047
Total Pages : 535 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (569 download)

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Download or read book Once Upon a One Night Mistake written by Simone Shirazi and published by Radish Fiction. This book was released on 2021-11-10 with total page 535 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "What if Cinderella absolutely hated Prince Charming?" Several years and a handful of scandals were enough to make Taliana Avilla forget all about her sworn enemy, Sebastian Phillips. Too bad a one-night stand and a lost diamond ring made her remember all over again.

Falling in Love with My Boss Series Complete Collection

Author : Shadonna Dale
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 168 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Falling in Love with My Boss Series Complete Collection written by Shadonna Dale and published by . This book was released on 2016-09-04 with total page 168 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

My Horizontal Life

Author : Chelsea Handler
Publisher : Grand Central Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1455577529
Total Pages : 141 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (555 download)

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Download or read book My Horizontal Life written by Chelsea Handler and published by Grand Central Publishing. This book was released on 2013-04-30 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this raucous collection of true-life stories, Chelsea Handler recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand. You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool. Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.

Falling for the Hockey Hero Collection

Author : Gwyn McNamee
Publisher : Gwyn McNamee
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 2287 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Falling for the Hockey Hero Collection written by Gwyn McNamee and published by Gwyn McNamee. This book was released on 2024-06-26 with total page 2287 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for your hockey fix now that the season is over? Nothing will heat you up more than this collection of 9 steamy hockey romances! Whether it's an off-limits, forbidden romance with your coach, your brother's teammate, the team's trainer, or a second chance with your one-night stand or the one who got away, these stories will have you Falling for the Hockey Hero! Grab this FREE collection today! Collection includes: Dirty Pucking Player by Gwyn McNamee Away Game by Cathryn Fox Broken Laces by Elise Faber My Brother’s Best Friend by Emilia Rose Hot Shot’s Mistake by Gina Azzi Rebounding by Jami Davenport Anton by Kat Mizera Good Guy by Kate Meader Scoring Big by Kelly Jamieson

Lessons from a One-Night Stand

Author : Piper Rayne
Publisher : Piper Rayne, Inc.
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 325 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Lessons from a One-Night Stand written by Piper Rayne and published by Piper Rayne, Inc.. This book was released on 2018-11-14 with total page 325 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "Funny. Swoon worthy. Heartwarming. An unforgettable story and an incredible start to the series! A new favorite!" - Devney Perry, USA Today Bestselling Author If you’re a guy like me, and you find yourself having banged your sexy new boss—the school principal—in the back of your Jeep one drunken night, here’s a few takeaways based on my experience... Lesson One: Always get her FULL name. Lesson Two: Consider asking what she does for a living. Lesson Three: Find out why she’s moved to town. Get details. Details are crucial. Lesson Four: Don’t alter her bio in front of an auditorium of high school students unless you know she has a sense of humor for that sort of thing. Lesson Five: If you ignore Lesson Four, apologize instead of flirt when you’re sent to the principal’s office. Lesson Six: NEVER sleep with her again. Lesson Seven: Pay attention to this one—it’s the most important of them all. Don’t fall for your one-night stand. Class dismissed. "These characters were funny, relatable, and real, making it an addictive page turner I couldn't get enough of!" - Kennedy Fox, USA Today Bestselling Author ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Falling for My Boss

Author : Jaimie Suzi Cooper
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781512345032
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (45 download)

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Download or read book Falling for My Boss written by Jaimie Suzi Cooper and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-05-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Scott Taylor was sex on legs and it was all Elizabeth Jeffries could do to resist him. When Elizabeth Jeffries was hired for a job with her party gram company, she had no idea that her new boss Scott Taylor was going to have such an effect on her. He was a handsome flirt and he liked to push the boundaries of their office relationship. Only Elizabeth, with the guidance of her best friend, has decided to push right back. She wants Scott to know that he's not the only one that can play games. Thus begins the ultimate game of cat and mouse. They both begin to tease and lure each other into their webs and then something explosive happens. The games go too far and Elizabeth is pushed to the limit. Scott doesn't know what to think when he finds out Elizabeth's big secret and the reason why she took the job. The truth causes everything to blow up, however neither one of them were to know that that wasn't to be the last job that Elizabeth would take that would bring her back into his world.

Falling in Love with My Boss 2 & 3 Boxed Set

Author : Shadonna Dale
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Falling in Love with My Boss 2 & 3 Boxed Set written by Shadonna Dale and published by . This book was released on 2016-09-04 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Book 2 Description Holly looked at me as I walked in. “It is a shame you didn’t get here earlier! The new boss has been looking for you all morning.” “New boss? Holly we aren’t going to go through this again, are we?” Holly pointed to the nameplate that no longer was on the door. Adam’s belongings and the name had been removed. Adam had never told me that he was leaving, and the rumors that surrounded the firm were indeed true. A part of me was still wondering if this was a joke. I knocked on the door, but the person who was sitting in the high-backed executive chair continued to stare out the window without realizing I was even there. “Sir, first of I am sorry I am late. Usually, I am never late. I didn’t mean to give you a bad first impression. I just was told you had been looking for me.” The tall chair spun around, revealing who my new boss was. The familiar dark, feathered hair with the dark eyes stared back at me. Book 3 Description Shion and I stole a kiss when Kinsley wasn’t looking. The vacation to Japan was beyond amazing, and yet I was already missing being over there. Life was simpler and less chaotic. I wouldn’t have to worry about anyone finding out that I was dating my boss. We lived together in the same house and now we had to go on with our different houses and pretend we weren’t dating. “I am going to miss this! We didn’t have to worry about anything or what we did or sneak kisses when no one was looking.” I whispered. We had already explained to Kinsley that Shion and I were dating. She was calling him ‘Dad’ the whole vacation, even though we tried to explain Shion would never take William’s spot as she was hoping. Shion and Kinsley had been bonding, and it seemed like a dream come true. He had even promised to go to her dance recital, which was coming up. I doubted William would make it. Search Terms: alpha male romance, billionaire romance, contemporary romance, young adults romance, bad boy romance, romance short stories, second chance romance, love story, office romance, boss romance, romance bundles, boxed sets romance, romance e book collection, romance collection, beach reads, new adult

Win Your Breakup: How to Be The One That Got Away

Author : Natasha Adamo
Publisher : Lioncrest Publishing
ISBN 13 : 9781544522784
Total Pages : 234 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (227 download)

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Download or read book Win Your Breakup: How to Be The One That Got Away written by Natasha Adamo and published by Lioncrest Publishing. This book was released on 2022-01-11 with total page 234 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: You picked up this book because your breakup has been reduced to something that you feel you must "win" to emotionally survive and move on. This reduction can only take place if you were involved with a toxic person. Toxic people are selfish, empathetically bankrupt, and have a limited relationship with reality. Anyone who feels validated by exploiting your hunger for theirs is toxic-to your peace, your life, and your mental health. Breakups aren't won by game-playing or vilifying your ex. They're won by realizing that winning is losing a partner who has proven to be a dead end. A new life is waiting for you at the end of this journey. In Win Your Breakup, relationship and self-help coach Natasha Adamo presents the opportunity for a life with relationships that you don't have to tolerate and eggshell-walk your way through. It's a life in which your ex regrets the day they ever decided to breach your trust and break your heart; a life in which those who took you for granted wish you could find a way back into theirs. In this life, you can choose to walk away from toxicity-no more trying to be the person someone may want, may commit to, may be honest with, and may treat with respect. This life is about to be your own.

The Shepherds Collection 1: Dark Intercept / Dark Angel / Dark Fall

Author : Brian Andrews
Publisher : Tyndale House Publishers
ISBN 13 : 1496477677
Total Pages : 770 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (964 download)

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Download or read book The Shepherds Collection 1: Dark Intercept / Dark Angel / Dark Fall written by Brian Andrews and published by Tyndale House Publishers. This book was released on 2023-02-07 with total page 770 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This collection features the first three thrillers in The Shepherds series by Andrews & Wilson. Dark Intercept On the eve of his medical retirement, Navy SEAL Jedidiah Johnson receives a frantic call from his estranged childhood best friend David Yarnell, whose daughter has been kidnapped. Police have no suspects and no leads. Jed reluctantly agrees to help, but soon dark memories and strange abilities he thought he’d put behind him resurface. To save the missing girl, he must take a leap of faith and embrace gifts he’s denied for years. Dark Angel When former Navy SEAL Jedidiah Johnson begins training with the Shepherds, he hears whispers of a name raising fear and anger among them. After years in prison, Nicholas Woland, who betrayed the Shepherds and joined their enemies, has been freed to execute a sinister plot causing hundreds of deaths and inciting worldwide religious warfare. As Woland and the Shepherds race toward a collision, Jed must rely on his untested team, never realizing a secret servant of the enemy is growing closer to him. Dark Fall As a new Shepherds team leader, Jedidiah Johnson’s tracking rumors of an energy-based weapon able to incinerate a human target without warning. With help from the Watchers, Jed discovers the Dark Ones’ leader plans to use the weapon to wreak untold damage and destabilize the faith of millions. While Jed and his team race to find and disable the weapon, secret plans for another attack unfold . . . and this target is much closer to home.

How To One-Night Stand

Author : Mallory Black
Publisher : Itty Bitty Creative, LLC
ISBN 13 : 1959065009
Total Pages : 241 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (59 download)

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Download or read book How To One-Night Stand written by Mallory Black and published by Itty Bitty Creative, LLC. This book was released on 2023-02-07 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It’s a bad idea...but it’s a proposition I can’t refuse. Kiera Casual sex? I’d rather not…but every man I meet just wants to hook up. After another date who’s more interested in a side piece than a steady girlfriend, I’m done hoping for white lace and promises. I’m going to find the perfect guy to teach me how to hit it and quit it. It’s a great idea…until I accidentally email my proposition to the sexiest manwhore I know. My boss. Jonathan Dating? No. At the end of my broken engagement, I swore off relationships. I’m enjoying singledom and a different woman every night—until I receive a shocking come-on from my gorgeous new assistant, Kiera. It’s not smart…but I can’t resist teaching the little brunette all about no-strings sex. Except…when I touch her, I’m shaken. When I take her to bed, the pleasure addicts me. Our pillow talk proves she’s funny, sweet, and honest. Suddenly, I’m falling hard and reconsidering my romance ban. But is it too late to convince her to give love another try now that I’ve taught her how to one-night stand?

Fall into My Kiss

Author : T.A. Chase
Publisher : Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD)
ISBN 13 : 1786514249
Total Pages : 197 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (865 download)

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Download or read book Fall into My Kiss written by T.A. Chase and published by Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD). This book was released on 2016-05-31 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Will Hunter's life ever be more than an endless tour of small gigs? Hunter Lee is lead guitarist of the alternative rock band, Merging Violently. He and his four friends travel up and down the East Coast, playing small gigs. It's not what he dreamed of when he founded the band, but it's a way to make a living. Meeting Edward Monterrose might be the best shot he has at hitting the big time. Edward Monterrose doesn't have time for a relationship. He's too busy with his horses and students. Yet he always makes time for a benefit to raise money for charities he supports. While recovering from an injury, he overhears Hunter playing in the park and asks him to play at the benefit. The two men come from different worlds yet discover they have more in common than they thought. Yet will their relationship last when they're apart for months on end?

Racing: A One Night Stand True Love Romantic Comedy (Unleashed Romance, Book 9)

Author : Kylie Gilmore
Publisher : Extra Fancy Books
ISBN 13 : 1646580362
Total Pages : 254 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (465 download)

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Download or read book Racing: A One Night Stand True Love Romantic Comedy (Unleashed Romance, Book 9) written by Kylie Gilmore and published by Extra Fancy Books. This book was released on 2022-08-16 with total page 254 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: What if your one-night stand is your one true love? Eve I’m not one for relationships. Yes, I have good reason. So a fling with an out-of-towner the day before I fly to Summerdale, New York, to visit my sister seems like the perfect no-strings situation. Only my sister talks me into attending a fundraiser, and there he is! Dominic the veterinarian (no last names given) lives here in Summerdale. Can I survive an entire week of sizzling chemistry and his seductive looks? My only saving grace is that neither of us is looking for a relationship, and I have to go back to LA for my job in a TV writers’ room. But then the writers’ union goes on strike, and my sister begs me to stay longer. And there’s Dominic tempting me for more. There’s no future for me here, and he’s dedicated to his small-town veterinary practice. I’m not small town; he’s not city. Yes, I should definitely go home. But I just can’t bring myself to buy that ticket. This romantic comedy stands alone with a swoonworthy happy-ever-after! No cliffhangers. Unleashed Romance Series Fetching (Book 1) Dashing (Book 2) Sporting (Book 3) Toying (Book 4) Blazing (Book 5) Chasing (Book 6) Daring (Book 7) Leading (Book 8) Racing (Book 9) Loving (Book 10)

Harlequin Dare September 2020 Box Set

Author : Clare Connelly
Publisher : Harlequin
ISBN 13 : 1488062587
Total Pages : 709 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (88 download)

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Download or read book Harlequin Dare September 2020 Box Set written by Clare Connelly and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2020-09-01 with total page 709 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Harlequin DARE brings you a collection of four new sexy contemporary romances for fun and fearless women. Available now! This box set includes: HARDEN MY HART (A Notorious Harts novel) by Clare Connelly Cora Andersson can’t seem to resist Holden Hart. The hotter-than-Hades billionaire lives in his own private underworld of self-destruction, but their bodies hunger for each other and his touch sears Cora’s skin. Now, there’s nothing more dangerous than a broken Hart... THE REBOUND (A Close Quarters novel) by USA TODAY Bestselling Author Stefanie London Bolting from the wedding isn’t part of Presley Richardson’s plan… Neither is Sebastian Foster, her perfect getaway driver. Seducing Sebastian is a bad idea…but Presley’s done with being the good girl. Soon they’re exploring Melbourne’s exclusive clubs—and the wild passion between them is just the beginning… AS YOU CRAVE IT (A Miami Heat novel) by J. Margot Critch Gorgeous commitmentphobe Quin Rexford used to be Celia Evans’s best friend—until he shattered her heart. Now, years later, “just friends” has morphed into “all the naughty benefits”. Celia can’t afford to fall for Quin again. But can she enjoy him without losing herself? LOSING CONTROL by Rachael Stewart A family feud forced Cain to leave the woman of his dreams: Alexa. Now he’s returned to find her leading the family business…and the chemistry between them is still scorching. Those sparks reignite their electrifying connection, but can they ever trust each other again?

Harlequin Dare April 2020 Box Set

Author : Jackie Ashenden
Publisher : Harlequin
ISBN 13 : 1488062536
Total Pages : 681 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (88 download)

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Download or read book Harlequin Dare April 2020 Box Set written by Jackie Ashenden and published by Harlequin. This book was released on 2020-04-01 with total page 681 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Harlequin DARE brings you a collection of four new sexy contemporary romances for fun and fearless women. Available now! This box set includes: SEXY BEAST Billion $ Bastards by Jackie Ashenden Maintaining tight control—in business and in the bedroom—keeps Everett Calhoun’s darkness in check. And he’d never let his best friend see his inner beast. Until Freya asks for a sexual favour… Will dominating the submissive redhead cost him his closest friend…or make him beg for more? BURN MY HART The Notorious Harts by Clare Connelly Theo Hart is sexual perfection—and for Asha Sauvages the ultimate present. The notorious billionaire is only supposed to be providing hot, dirty sex. But every moment Theo ignites her body a little more of her heart burns. Soon all that will be left is ash… INTOXICATED Tropical Heat by Taryn Belle Bachelor James Ellison is set up with bridesmaid Laina Rose at a wedding on tropical Moretta—and he has a professional favor to ask her. When he discovers Laina is wary of intimacy James enjoys reawakening her desires. But how will Laina react when she discovers his secret agenda? SIN CITY SEDUCTION by Margot Radcliffe Food critic Parker Jones is certain that the most delicious thing in this Las Vegas barbecue joint is its smoking-hot owner. And sexy restaurateur Hugh Matteson is too delicious for her to resist. But when you’re cooking with fire this hot, someone is sure to get burned…

Four Weddings to Fall in Love

Author : Jackie Lau
Publisher : Jackie Lau Books
ISBN 13 : 1989610307
Total Pages : 240 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (896 download)

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Download or read book Four Weddings to Fall in Love written by Jackie Lau and published by Jackie Lau Books. This book was released on 2023-07-25 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Max Mok has four weddings to attend this year… When I meet Kim Sung at a friend’s wedding, I don’t make the first move. God, no. But she’s delightful and gorgeous, and she asks me to dance. Later, we head to her hotel room and… Okay, I admit it doesn’t go well. She might be all about one-night stands, but I’m not used to having them. That should be the end of it. I can forget about her or, more likely, obsess about it whenever I can’t sleep. But then I see her at a second wedding. Apparently, she’s a family friend of my cousins. All three of them are getting married this summer, so she’ll be at the next two weddings as well, along with her parents. Kim is even more beautiful than last time, and I really want the chance to prove I’m not a complete disaster in bed. I also want to take her on an actual date, but she has no interest in dating anyone. More than anything, though, I need to avoid her because I’m too embarrassed to hold a conversation, and my brothers have found out about my unfortunate one-night stand. Oh, no. She’s coming this way. What do I do? * * * Jackie Lau writes soft and steamy romances with Asian characters, all set in Canada. This is the first Weddings with the Moks series. Book 2 will be out in 2024. KEYWORDS: rom-com, contemporary romance, romantic comedy, Asian hero, Asian heroine, steamy romance, spicy rom-com, opposites attract, forced proximity, Canadian romance, Toronto, starchy hero, stern hero, happy ending, guaranteed HEA, no cliffhangers, brother romance series, he falls first

To My First And Last One Night Stand

Author : J. S. Cooper
Publisher : J.S. Cooper
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 265 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book To My First And Last One Night Stand written by J. S. Cooper and published by J.S. Cooper. This book was released on 2021-01-01 with total page 265 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: To Marco (No, I’m not going to add Polo), Last night was a mistake. A big mistake. Or should I say small? I don’t want to hurt your ego. I should have listened to your sister. You’re insufferable and rude and far too cocky. Don’t worry. I won’t be telling anyone what happened because as far as I’m concerned it never did. Please stop calling me. I do not need to come and collect my bra from you. Or the t-shirt you lent me to sleep in when I got cold. And no, that one act doesn’t make you a gentleman. Far from it. Also, I do not need to have your smell near me to fall asleep. In fact, your shirt does the opposite. It gives me nightmares. Millie P.S. No, I do not want a repeat of last night at my office. I don’t care if that’s your fantasy or not. Stop texting me your fantasies, by the way. P.P.S. The texts I sent you this morning were drunk texts. I was still hungover. Do not construe them as anything else. P.P.P.S. Could you have given me any more love bites? There was no need to “mark your territory” because I am not yours!