Erotic Humor - Volume One

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ISBN 13 : 9781724097422
Total Pages : 319 pages
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Download or read book Erotic Humor - Volume One written by Independently Published and published by . This book was released on 2018-09-27 with total page 319 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THIS IS AN EXCELLENT VALUE. If purchased individually, these stories would cost over $20 Eight sexy hot, humorous stories by four authors that will make you smile as you squirm. almost 100000 wordsAUTHORS:Lexington ManheimDee DawningLittle DickinsV.A. GynaWhat is Erotic Humor? Erotic humor is where the author tells his erotic story in a humorous manner. Usually humor permeates the entire story. Alternatively the author may use humor only in the sex scenes or he/she may withhold it from the sex scenes. STORIES:100 Women by Lexington ManheimBANANAZ by Dee DawningJoel is a lucky man. One afternoon after an exhausting day of work, he decides to take a nap on the couch. But his rest is interrupted by giggling and frivolity emanating from the kitchen. More curious than tired, he steals to the kitchen and peeking around the corner, spies his gorgeous girlfriend, Teri and three equally beautiful ladies, all in skimpy bikinis. And guess what they were doing? Lipstick Lesbos by Dee DawningShopping for summer wardrobes, California girls, Chloe and Rachel, run into a butch store clerk who is rude to Rachel and makes a pass at Chloe. Always straight as a Kansas hi-way Chloe rejects the clerk out of hand. However, the incident seems to stir-up latent feelings deep inside her. When they get home, Chloe is determined to ask her sexy best friend how deep her feeling go for her. MESSING AROUND by Little DickinsTammy's mother and step father, leave her and her brother Johnny home while they attend a class reunion. After Tammy accidently on purpose walks in on Johnny at an awkward moment, one thing leads to another and another, and another and so forth SHOW OFF by Lexington ManheimRod's only trying to be a good boyfriend by indulging Violet's fantasy--letting her drive him around the city in her car. Oh, did I mention he has to be naked? It's a portable game of peek-a-boo as Violet deliberately makes every effort to be certain Rod's seen by as many pedestrians and other motorists as possible, including delighted females only too happy to catch an unexpected eyeful. The mobile nudie show turns even wilder when they happen upon a college girls' field hockey team. Let's just say field hockey takes a backseat to a new ball game sitting naked in the front seat. This erotic comedy is for anyone who's ever fantasized about getting caught nude in public, and it explores naughty fem domination in the world of CFNM--Clothed Female, Naked Male.Cunnylicking 101 - Lydia by V.A. GynaOral sex is Jimmy Love's passion. He's a self-proclaimed cunny-licker. Follow him as he splays women's legs and spreads joy throughout womanhood. This is the story of Jimmy's time at Stanford Univ. and his first sexual relationship with his high school dream girl, Lydia, who becomes his college dorm-mate and teaches Jimmy the virtue of cunnilingus and how giving most certainly leads to receivingROADSTOP ROMANCE by Dee DawningAfter spending over a year in a homeless shelter, Doty Martinez is ready to try something different. For starters she plans to hitchhike across the country. Leaving her twin sister behind she takes a bus to a nearby truck stop to begin her adventure. After bumming a ride from long haul truck driver Jeffrey Randle, she finds she really finds him interesting.DUMPED! by Dee DawningLila Patterson receives the shock of her life when, after being stood up for lunch by her husband, she returns home and finds her things being moved into a moving van.Seeing her husband standing on the lawn directing the movers, she storms up to her husband, only to receive an even bigger shock and deep hurt when their lawyer, her long time friend from college, hands her a divorce petition.

Erotica, Love and Humor in Arabia

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Publisher : McFarland
ISBN 13 : 1476625107
Total Pages : 171 pages
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Download or read book Erotica, Love and Humor in Arabia written by Abu al-Faraj al-Isfahani and published by McFarland. This book was released on 2016-06-21 with total page 171 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Book of Songs of Abu al-Faraj al-Isfahani (AD 897-971) is the most extensive collection of anecdotes from pre-Islam Mecca, Medina, Damascus and Baghdad to the beginning of the tenth century. Entertaining and informative, these gems have remained largely inaccessible to Western readers. This translation presents a collection of love stories and poems, biting satires, daring erotic encounters, bathroom humor and hilariously detailed descriptions of feminine beauty, genitalia, sex toys and sex positions, along with stories praising and criticizing both homosexuality and heterosexuality--topics that set the tone for the Arabian Nights centuries later.

Erotic Humor Volume One

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ISBN 13 : 9781539541530
Total Pages : 230 pages
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Download or read book Erotic Humor Volume One written by CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-10-14 with total page 230 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eight sexy hot, funny stories by four authors that will make you smile as you squirm. Over 80000 words What is Erotic Humor? Erotic humor is where the author tells his erotic story in a humorous manner. Usually humor permeates the entire story. Alternatively the author may use humor only in the sex scenes or he/she may withhold it from the sex scenes. STORIES: BANANAZ by Dee Dawning Joel is a lucky man. One afternoon after an exhausting day of work, he decides to take a nap on the couch. But his rest is interrupted by giggling and frivolity emanating from the kitchen. More curious than tired, he steals to the kitchen and peeking around the corner, spies his gorgeous girlfriend, Teri and three equally beautiful ladies, all in skimpy bikinis. And guess what they were doing? Bananaz, is a fast clever read, combining the sexy aspects of erotica with humor. Bananaz is as whimsical and zany as it's name implies, yet, oh, so sexy LAST THING I DO by Dee Dawning Sally and her brother Hermie are strange people. Every weekend they venture forth from Piggott Arkansas to small towns in one of the three adjacent states. When they arrive, they rent a motel room from which they fan out to the local saloons. The purpose? So Sally, a gorgeous blonde haired, blue eyed Barbie Doll type can pick up men and have sex for money while Hermie watches-and that ain't the strange part MISTAKEN IDENTITY by Giselle Renarde When Brenda's abducted by two secret agents who are convinced she's someone else, their interrogation techniques get a little unconventional. There's a first-time lesbian encounter, shaving in a seedy motel room, a threesome in the shower... she gets everything she ever wanted, and all she wants is more! FORBIDDEN PASSION by Dee Dawning Mitheas, the king's grandson falls in love with the lavender colored Falan princess, the vivacious Adalina. Unfortunately, for them, they are inhabitants of the loveless planet Gala, a planet that has not only outlawed love, it has also banished marriage, even SEX! Can two people in love on a loveless world, change their future and the future of those that come after them? Forbidden Passion is a sexy, darling, humorous, hea story that will make you smile and leave you feeling good. MESSING AROUND by Little Dickins Tammy's mother and step father, leave her and her brother Johnny home while they attend a class reunion. After Tammy accidently on purpose walks in on Johnny at an awkward moment, one thing leads to another and another, and another and so forth LIPSTICK LESBOS by Dee Dawning Shopping for summer wardrobes, California girls, Chloe and Rachel, run into a butch store clerk who is rude to Rachel and makes a pass at Chloe. Always straight as a Kansas hi-way Chloe rejects the clerk out of hand. However, the incident seems to stir-up latent feelings deep inside her. When they get home, Chloe is determined to ask her sexy best friend how deep her feeling go for her. PINOCCHIO SYNDROME by Casea Major Wiseguy Chio Pino is assigned to protect the mob boss' daughter, but she wants more than his protection. With her cleaver-wielding father on his ass, Chio's problems are growing like his penis when he lies. Can he resist her advances, or will he lose his man part and his heart? PLAYTIME WITH SERA by Dee Dawning Sera's husband Marc runs into his roommate and best friend from college, who happens to be Sera's ex-husband. Sparks fly in more ways than one and soon Marc is having to make decisions a husband should never have to make. Is this a case of fuzzy math where one plus one equals three? Check out this sexy story with a touch of humor.

Elbow Erotica

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ISBN 13 : 9781537138978
Total Pages : 150 pages
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Download or read book Elbow Erotica written by Joke Journals and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-08-16 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Disclaimer: This is not a real book. Elbow Erotica is a blank journal that only contains a single chapter of text and 150 ruled pages to write in. It is a work of satire that is meant to be a "gag book" to prank unsuspecting friends and family! Elbow Erotica Vol. 1: First Time Funny-Boned is the long awaited debut work by a leading erotica writer on a very obscure fetish - elbows. However, even the most conservative lover will see elbows in a whole new light after reading this steamy tale. Jensen makes the fold and the knob of the elbow sound like an intricate lotus deep in the heart of a jungle of love. Be sure to read this on a Friday or Saturday night because once your start, you can't stop. Or should I say, once your stop, you'll want to jump right back in.

Erotic Humor - Volume Two

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Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781724163257
Total Pages : 302 pages
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Download or read book Erotic Humor - Volume Two written by Little Dickins and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2018-09-29 with total page 302 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THIS BOOK IS AN EXCEPTIONAL VALUE. If purchased individually these stories would cost over $24 Seven sexy hot, funny stories by four authors that will make you smile. Over 100000 words AUTHORS: Lexington Manheim, Dee Dawning, Little Dickins, V.A. Gyna What is Erotic Humor? Erotic humor is where the author tells his erotic story in a humorous manner. Usually humor permeates the entire story. Alternatively the author may use humor only in the sex scenes or he/she may withhold it from the sex scenes. STORIES 1oo Women Lexington Manheim Our imaginative hero has his hands full-full of pu**y, that is. After boldly placing a newspaper ad requesting female volunteers to participate in a female masturbation study, our hero is rewarded with a parade of eager beavers, volunteering for his enjoyable services, leaving him with just one desire-to get his hands into their supple, warm, wet sn*tches. CARNAL DREAMS by Dee Dawning Charli has enough to worry about when she finds herself assigned to tough new project without having to worry about meeting her soul mate, but now she finds herself side by side with the impossibly beautiful man who's literally been haunting her dreams. ADULT MOVIE by Little Dickins Tammy's mother and Johnny's father, leave her and her Johnny home while they attend a class reunion. After a day of freewheelin' experimentation, Tammy discovers a cache of X rated films in her mother's nightstand and that's when the fireworks really begin. BY THE BOOK by Dee Dawning Danny Williams is pleasantly surprised when, one Friday night, Sarah, his comely wife, proposes a game to engender fresh excitement into their flagging sex life. Handing a copy of the erotic Lascivious Liaisons by Madame X to Danny, she suggests they re-enact a sex scene from the book once a week. After acting out the first scene for a heated night of sex, skeptical Danny is convinced and looking forward to for the next 'By the Book' night. However, unknown to Danny, Sarah has a plan within a plan. After several 'By the Book' nights, things start to unravel and events swing beyond Danny's control, ultimately changing their lives, MY SEXY NEW MOM by Little Dickins Candy and Drew meet initially at her wedding to his father. Drew's drawn to Candy like a moth to a flame and she seems equally smitten. When his father leaves on a three-week book signing and speech tour, will they behave or give in to deep-seated desires? Cunnylicking 101 - Mary Jane by V.A. Gyna Oral sex is Jimmy Love's passion. Jimmy is a self-proclaimed cunnylicker. Follow him as he spreads joy through womanhood as he spreads their legs. Cunnylicking 101 - Mary Jane is the story of Jimmy Love's second adventure of pleasing womanhood, where Mary Jane, Jimmy's long time girlfriend is the recipient of Jimmy's 'magic tongue' PERFECT STREAK by Lexington Manheim Hildy, Susan, Cindy, and Dara don't have a stitch on-which might be okay if it weren't for the fact that these girls are at school. This erotic comedy begins when the four of them enact a plot to shock their elite, stodgy college (and fulfill the exhibitionist fantasy of their leader, Hildy) by running naked across a stage during a student assembly. Every detail's planned for a perfect execution of their nude streak. They've even worked out how to hide their identities to avoid any nasty repercussions. DUPED pt 1 of 2 by Dee Dawning Newlywed, Jamilla Randle's, idyllic life is blown to smithereens when she receives a call from her new husband's other wife. ASAP, she hires women's attorney, Letta Storm. Then Jamilla meets Tony at a barbeque and feels an instant, compelling bond with him. Yet, after her marriage fiasco, she's afraid to trust her judgment regarding men.

Erotic Humor - Volume Four

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ISBN 13 : 9781724181886
Total Pages : 314 pages
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Download or read book Erotic Humor - Volume Four written by Various Authors and published by Erotic Humor. This book was released on 2018-09-30 with total page 314 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THIS ANTHOLOGY IS AN EXCEPTIONAL VALUE. These stories, if purchased separately would cost over $23 Seven sexy hot, funny stories by four authors that will make you smile as you squirm. Almost 500 Pages Over 100000 words AUTHORS: Lexington Manheim, Dee Dawning, Little Dickins What is Erotic Humor? Erotic humor is where the author tells his erotic story in a humorous manner. Usually humor permeates the entire story. Alternatively the author may use humor only in the sex scenes or he/she may withhold it from the sex scenes. STORIES A SAPPHIC CONVERT by Dee Dawning After a series of jobs that fall through, top model, Kelsey Deveroux, is about to be evicted. Out of desperation, she considers making a lesbian porn film even though she's straight. Experimenting with fellow top model Cheryl Chablis, after a day of hot, very enjoyable, naughty sex, Kelsey is flummoxed to find out that maybe she's not as straight as she thought. Kelsey Deveroux is an established and successful model. However, tight money has created jobs going to indefinite hold status. Her expenses still need to be met since she is past the brink and totally desperate. She discovers that she isn't completely opposed to following a job avenue including nudity and active intimate interaction for lean lasses. She just would like a bit more inside info. 100 WOMEN VOL FOUR by Lexington Manheim Our imaginative hero has his hands full-full of women's privates, that is. After boldly placing a newspaper ad requesting female volunteers to participate in a female masturbation study, our hero is rewarded w/a parade of eager beavers, volunteering for his enjoyable services, leaving him with just one desire-to get his hands into their supple, warm, wet vaginas. AMATEUR NIGHT by Dee Dawning Sally & her undersized half-brother Hermie are strange people. Every weekend they venture forth from Piggott Arkansas to small towns in one of the 3 adjacent states. When they arrive, they rent a motel room from which they fan out to local saloons. In Amateur Night Sally and Hermie are off to another nearby town on one of their weekly treks. You won't believe the mischief they cause on Amateur Night. PARTY TIME by Little Dickins The morning after their fun sexy slumber party, Johnny and Becky invite three sexy, new girls and three handsome, new boys to an improvised birthday party. What starts out as a show me yours and I'll show you mine evolves into a rollicking sexfest PLAYTIME WITH SERA by Dee Dawning Sera's husband Marc runs into his roommate and best friend from college, who happens to be Sera's ex-husband. Sparks fly in more ways than one and soon Marc is having to make decisions a husband should never have to make. Is this a case of fuzzy math where one plus one equals three? Check out this sexy story with a touch of humor. EEK! I'M A WOMAN Pt 2 of 3 by Dee Dawning Match making angel, Madame Soriano and her feisty, freshly winged, sidekick, Carpenter, get into some major mischief in this, Soriano's latest caper. Soriano leaves Carpenter to watch over our hero & heroine-Brad Fairchild and Ginger Allen-while she addresses a problem. However, Carpenter creates an even bigger problem when, based on comments the newbie lovers made, she literally switches their minds while they slept following a hot night of passion. Needless to say our newly gender switched couple are flummoxed & upset when they wake. FELICITY JONES - THE WHOLE STORY by Dee Dawning Felicity Jones finds the hunky black and white duo of Devon and Adam fascinating and the caustic blond beauty beguiles them. Yet all semester long, though drawn together, they fought like cats & dogs. Today's the last day of the semester. A 2 week vacation looms and the possibility Adam and Devon may never have a chance with the hottest girl on the campus again. Desperate, when opportunity presents itself, they go for it & for once, Felicity doesn't stop them.

Adult Activity Book, Inappropriately Funny Adult Puzzle Book

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Total Pages : 107 pages
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Download or read book Adult Activity Book, Inappropriately Funny Adult Puzzle Book written by Myraki Myraki Studio and published by . This book was released on 2020-11-12 with total page 107 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The completely inappropriate adult activity book for anyone bored AF or who just needs a laugh! Full of swearing fun, lewd puzzles and naughty facts you're not going to be able unlearn. Contains: Adult Word Searches (swearing 101, swear like a pirate, bajino, jerkin the gerkin and many more) Funny Matching (sex drinks, swearing movie quotes, gender signs) Themed Mazes (funny images with disturbing facts) Dirty Mind Riddles (What's long and hard and has cum in it? answer...a cucumber) Naughty Trivia questions (What percent of adults have had a threesome?) Find the Difference including odd and inappropriately fascinating facts(koala's have 3 vaginas) Funny Quote Cryptograms (I work well with others when they leave me the f*ck alone) Perfect for: Get well gift Funny stocking stuffer Gag gift White Elephant present The perfect activity book if you're stuck at home, on vacation or for a funny gift for your friend or loved one.

Cum For Bigfoot

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ISBN 13 : 9781478209829
Total Pages : 0 pages
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Download or read book Cum For Bigfoot written by Virginia Wade and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2012-07-26 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: On a weeklong outing in Mt. Hood National Forest, what begins as a flirty, fun-filled trip soon turns into a nightmare, when an ape-like creature kidnaps a group of teen girls with the purpose of procreating with them. Thus begins the erotic adventure of a lifetime, and an inconceivable love story between a young woman and her horny Sasquatch. "Right mix of horror and erotica" - Scarlett Jones. "If you like a skillfully developed group of characters, a descriptive setting, and a plot that actually has you rooting for the characters, you'll like this read."- Natalia Darque, author of Breeding Mom and Daughter and Breeding the Millionaire "...the abduction of the three girls by an old woman and her "son" leonard the bigfoot is treated like hostel; where the porn world meets the horror world. and it's not at all bad." - Karen Woodside, NY "I'm completely hooked on this series." - Katie Cramer, author of What Money Can Buy and Loving The Alien (Sci-Fi Tentacle Sex Erotica) (Quick and Dirty Reads)

Erotic Grotesque Nonsense

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Publisher : Univ of California Press
ISBN 13 : 0520222733
Total Pages : 422 pages
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Download or read book Erotic Grotesque Nonsense written by Miriam Silverberg and published by Univ of California Press. This book was released on 2006 with total page 422 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "A sumptuously documented book, one that makes innovative use of the principle of montage to generate informative historical readings of Japan's myriad mass cultural phenomena in the early twentieth century. Both in terms of its scholarship and its methodology, this is a truly admirable work."—Rey Chow, Andrew W. Mellon Professor of the Humanities, Brown University "As Miriam Silverberg has brilliantly shown here, the modern times of 1920s and ‘30s Japan were rendered in a cacophony of cultural mixing: a period of consumerist desires and Hollywood fantasy-making but also the rise of nationalist empire-building. Excavating its kaleidoscope of everyday culture Silverberg astutely offers a theory of montage for how Japanese subjects 'code-switched' in juggling the mixed cultural/political elements of these times. Utilizing a montage of media, texts, sites, and scholarship, Silverberg leads the reader into the terrain of the 'erotic grotesque nonsense' in a work that is as scintillating as it is theoretically important."—Anne Allison, author of Millennial Monsters: Japanese Toys and the Global Imagination "Unlike other scholars who merely view ero-guro-nansensu in its literal meanings, Silverberg brilliantly documents it as a complex cultural aesthetic expressed in a spectrum of fascinating mass culture forms and preoccupations. With great erudition and humor, she traces the sensory and conceptual modes that are animated with potency and sophistication through this cultural metaphor. This book is destined to be a classic in Japan scholarship."—Laura Miller, author of Beauty Up: Exploring Contemporary Japanese Body Aesthetics

Erotic Humor - Volume Four

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ISBN 13 : 9781540353665
Total Pages : 228 pages
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Download or read book Erotic Humor - Volume Four written by CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-11-11 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Eight sexy hot, funny stories by four authors that will make you smile as you squirm. Over 500 Pages Over 76000 words AUTHORS: Lexington Manheim, V. A. Gyna, Dee Dawning, Little Dickins What is Erotic Humor? Erotic humor is where the author tells his erotic story in a humorous manner. Usually humor permeates the entire story. Alternatively the author may use humor only in the sex scenes or he/she may withhold it from the sex scenes. STORIES 1.Swap by V. A. Gyna: Lisa's hunky boss is the bait as she devises a plan for a partner swap aboard his yacht with her best friend and her husband. 2.Seducing a Geek by Dee Dawning: Three sorority roommate cheerleaders find themselves simultaneously unattached-something that has never happened since they've known each other. Having no love life now and for the foreseeable future, they share another characteristic-they are all horny. So when one of them jokingly suggests they find a good-looking well-endowed stud to share, to her surprise, her roommates jump on the idea and the hunk hunt is on. 3.Oh Johnny by Little Dickins: BLURB The Tammy & Johnny series continues with Tammy's hot 33 year old Aunt getting in the Gang Bang action. 4.Dare - Sleeping with the Band by Dee Dawning: Carol can't work. She can't even think. Everything's closing in on her. She needs to get away, so she gets in her Thunderbird-a gift from someone she doesn't even want to think about-and starts driving up the Pacific Coast Highway. After playing the set of their life, at the Monterey Pop Festival, the five members of the Maidenhead become mesmerized by Carol, a mysterious beauty who shows up at their motor home asking to use the restroom. As the night moves on they toke a little grass, shed a few clothes and get to know each other. It's The Summer of Love and they want her for sure and it's looking more and more like she wants them. Will she? Dare she? 5.My New Mom by Little Dickins: Candy and Drew meet initially at her wedding to his father. Drew's drawn to Candy like a moth to a flame and she seems equally smitten. When his father leaves on a three-week book signing and speech tour, will they behave or give in to deep-seated desires? 6.Alice in Eroticland by Dee Dawning: Ten years after her initial visit to Wonderland, Alice returns on her Twenty-first birthday. Only it's no longer Wonderland or Crazyland as she originally thought of Wonderland. Now, it was Eroticland and the prurient Ruby, the Queen of Diamonds is now in charge. Follow Alice as she winds her way through the sensual experience of a lifetime. 7.100 Women Vol 2 by Lexington Manheim: The story begins when, he decides he'd like to become skilled on the manual manipulation of women's genitals. Heck, he may even write a how-to book, How to Masturbate Women & Give Them Mind Blowing Orgasms or something like that. To that purpose, using the pseudonym Troy, he brazenly places an ad, in the local newspaper, seeking women for his study in the art of female masturbation. After promising absolute anonymity and total control, he waits with crossed fingers for volunteers to take him up on his generous offer of sexual bliss in the name of "science." Though slow going at first, ultimately our lucky hero is rewarded with a parade of eager beavers, volunteering for his enjoyable services. 8.Cunnylicking 101 - Mary Jane by V. A. Gyna: Oral sex is Jimmy Love's passion. Jimmy is a self-proclaimed cunnylicker. Follow him as he spreads joy through womanhood as he spreads their legs. Cunnylicking 101 - Mary Jane is the story of Jimmy Love's second adventure of pleasing womanhood, where Mary Jane, Jimmy's long time girlfriend is the recipient of Jimmy's 'magic tongue'

The Stench of Honolulu

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Publisher : Hachette UK
ISBN 13 : 1455522392
Total Pages : 240 pages
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Download or read book The Stench of Honolulu written by Jack Handey and published by Hachette UK. This book was released on 2013-07-16 with total page 240 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The legendary Deep Thoughts and New Yorker humorist Jack Handey is back with his very first novel-a hilarious, absurd, far-flung adventure tale. The Stench of Honolulu Are you a fan of books in which famous tourist destinations are repurposed as unlivable hellholes for no particular reason? Read on! Jack Handey's exotic tale is full of laugh-out-loud twists and unforgettable characters whose names escape me right now. A reliably unreliable narrator and his friend, who is some other guy, need to get out of town. They have a taste for adventure, so they pay a visit to a relic of bygone days-a travel agent-and discover an old treasure map. She might have been a witch, by the way. Our heroes soon embark on a quest for the Golden Monkey, which takes them into the mysterious and stinky foreign land of Honolulu. There, they meet untold dangers, confront strange natives, kill and eat Turtle People, kill some other things and people, eat another thing, and discover the ruins of ancient civilizations. As our narrator says, "The ruins were impressive. But like so many civilizations, they forgot the rule that might have saved them: Don't let vines grow all over you."

A Gronking to Remember 2

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Total Pages : 93 pages
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Download or read book A Gronking to Remember 2 written by Lacey Noonan and published by The Dishes Are Done, Man!. This book was released on 2015-02-02 with total page 93 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Leigh has a serious problem. And it’s the sick, twisted pervert who’s kidnapped her for his own pleasure! Chad! When Leigh spurns his advances at a party he throws in her honor, Chad goes haywire and kidnaps her, stealing her away to his personal New England Patriots Shangri-La, a secret Man Cave hundreds of feet below sea level he affectionately calls his “Chadmiral’s Quarters.” Leigh awakens to a strange NFL-and-BDSM-infused nightmare. Chad is obviously off the deep end with lust for her, and while naked, Leigh is tantalized to see he is a very built and attractive man. But now that Chad has her in his grasp he has some very “unique” ideas about how they should spend their time together. He’s going to teach Leigh, this “Touchdown Queen,” about a side of Gronk she’s never experienced before... whether she want to learn it or not! It is a lesson that will make Leigh squirm with pain and with pleasure. Leigh cries out! But is it with ecstasy she cries out? Is she starting to like what Chad has to offer? Complicating things? With Dan? With Gronk? With her etsy store? With her very soul? Really, how many times in life has the sequel been better than the original? Well, let me tell you: THIS is one of those times. “A Gronking to Remember 2: Chad Goes Deep in the Neutral Zone” is so dark and twisted, so devious, so hot and thought-provoking, so full of plot twists and surprises, it makes the first book in the series, the best-selling “A Gronking to Remember,” look like A PIECE OF SHIT. So read what everyone is talking about. The saga continues! And have no reservations: “Chad Goes Deep in the Neutral Zone” is no sophomore slump… It is a verified sophomore SLAM. Warning: Contains some sexually graphic scenes as well as the misuse of American footballs that will leave you wet, hard and everything in between. Sports (Part Deux)!

I Hate Fairyland Vol. 1

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ISBN 13 : 1632159406
Total Pages : 137 pages
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Erotic Humor Volume Three

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ISBN 13 : 9781540328083
Total Pages : 198 pages
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ISBN 13 : 9781702915786
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Sexy in Stilettos

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Dirty Shorts Volume One

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ISBN 13 : 1304338916
Total Pages : 176 pages
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Download or read book Dirty Shorts Volume One written by Kyle Adams and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2013-08-10 with total page 176 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of nine erotic, yet funny short stories, all featuring two men. These titles were all released separately as free stories but now is your chance to get them all in one great bundle. Stories included are: Dirty Boys Dirty Cop Dirty Fighters Dirty Zero Dirty Hero Dirty Play Dirty Drag Dirty Drag 2 Dirty Drag