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Book Synopsis Teacher Swears by : I. Love Coloring Books
Download or read book Teacher Swears written by I. Love Coloring Books and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2016-05-12 with total page 62 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Irreverent sayings for educators fill the pages of Teacher Swears. They are meant for entertainment purposes for grownups only so don't get bent out of shape about them. Sometimes after a long hard day of dealing with the little darlings, their parents, and the administration, you just need to chill out. To sit back with your beverage of choice and color the things you really want to say to all those people who got on your last nerve today, and if you can learn a few new "choice phrases" so much the better! Teacher Swears is the perfect way to unwind and release your inner potty mouth. Enjoy these irreverent, yet beautiful adult coloring pages. Then sit back and sigh after a job well done. These single sided pages range from moderate to highly detailed and include abstract patterns, animals, flowers and more... Each has its own cleverly coded swear that, while not necessarily appropriate for the classroom will definitely relieve stress in the break room! Sayings like "Holy Cheeseballs," "Zip it Happy Meal," and my personal favorite, "F.O.C.U.S. People!" (standing for F*ck Off Cuz' Ur Stupid!). You'll find these and 22 other humorous, subversive sayings to expand your inappropriate vocabulary and help you de-stress and relax! 25 Unique Hand Curated Designs To Color Hilarious subversive sayings gathered with teaches in mind and incorporated into Coloring Pages designed for Adults Each "Swear word" is Designed with multilayered beautiful patterns Each Coloring Page is designed to help you blow off steam by ranting and relaxing The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Each Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through The book is 8" x 10" complete with 2 color test sheets Scroll Up and get your copy of Teacher Swears right now, perhaps even get one for a friend so you can color and relax together! WARNING: This swear word adult coloring book contains lots of IMMATURE ADULT LANGUAGE and is not intended for children."
Book Synopsis English as a Second F*cking Language by : Sterling Johnson
Download or read book English as a Second F*cking Language written by Sterling Johnson and published by St. Martin's Griffin. This book was released on 1996-06-15 with total page 94 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. In this hilarious and illuminating guide, you will learn just how to do it - no f*cking problem. Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. Just imagine a stranger to our shores, trying to comprehend the following conversation: John: Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening? Mary: F*cking-A. should I wear my black dress? John: Why the f*ck not? Mary: F*cked if I know-Oh, f*ck! I just remembered. It got f*cked up in the wash. John: Well, f*ck the opera. Let's stay home and f*ck. Mary: Good f*cking idea. English as a Second F*cking Language (ESF*L) is the perfect way for nonnative speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after page, ESF*L provides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary-everything from the conventional d*mn and sh*t to a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you're finished reading, our Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned! “Great f*cking book!” —Stephen King
Download or read book A Mercy written by Toni Morrison and published by Vintage Canada. This book was released on 2009-08-11 with total page 210 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A powerful tragedy distilled into a small masterpiece by the Nobel Prize-winning author of Beloved and, almost like a prelude to that story, set two centuries earlier. Jacob is an Anglo-Dutch trader in 1680s United States, when the slave trade is still in its infancy. Reluctantly he takes a small slave girl in part payment from a plantation owner for a bad debt. Feeling rejected by her slave mother, 14-year-old Florens can read and write and might be useful on his farm. Florens looks for love, first from Lina, an older servant woman at her new master's house, but later from the handsome blacksmith, an African, never enslaved, who comes riding into their lives . . . At the novel's heart, like Beloved, it is the ambivalent, disturbing story of a mother and a daughter – a mother who casts off her daughter in order to save her, and a daughter who may never exorcise that abandonment.
Book Synopsis How Teachers Swear Coloring Book by : Coloring Coloring Crew
Download or read book How Teachers Swear Coloring Book written by Coloring Coloring Crew and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-04-02 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Looking for funny gifts for Teachers? This Clean Swear Word Coloring Book is Perfect! In this book we have put together a list of hilarious, clean swear words that Teachers definitely can use! Funny and cheap gift ideas for Teachers are hard to come by but we think we've made a great one with this Teacher coloring book! Way more interesting than a pair of socks or a t-shirt. This hilarious non-sweary coloring book for grown ups will create plenty of laughs all round. If you have a friend or family member who appreciates funny gift ideas then you have come to the right place. Not only is this clean swear word adult coloring book an absolute bargain, but the hilarious non-sweary quotes in this adult coloring book are bound to bring a big smile to your favorite Teacher's face! We know how hard it can be to find gifts for Teachers, so we hope we have made life easier for you!
Book Synopsis What Teachers Really Want to Say But Can't by : Colorful Swearing Dreams
Download or read book What Teachers Really Want to Say But Can't written by Colorful Swearing Dreams and published by . This book was released on 2020-06 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious Teaching Related Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, teachers or teaching assistant can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! FOR ADULTS ONLY. Make a Teacher laugh out loud! Buy now by pressing the ""Add to Cart"" Button on the right side of the screen! Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "If I was Santa, You'd be Getting Fuck All, Dickheads" "Good Luck Finding a Better teacher Than Me Twats" "Sure, Let Me Explain This for the 15th Fucking time" and many more! These coloring books for adults are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for teachers moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY
Book Synopsis Swearing Like a Motherfucking High School Teacher by : Colorful Swearing Dreams
Download or read book Swearing Like a Motherfucking High School Teacher written by Colorful Swearing Dreams and published by . This book was released on 2019-07-25 with total page 48 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: GAG GIFT IDEA - SWEAR WORD COLORING BOOK FOR GROWN-UPS This is an Adult Coloring Book of 20 Hilarious 1st Grade Teaching Related Swearing Words and Relaxing Designs where men, women, first grade teachers or teaching assistant can relief their stress by coloring & without cussing out loud! For Adult Only. Cover Soft Silky Matte Cover Size 8.5 x 11 inches (21.59 x 27.94 cm) Features 20 Unique & Relaxing Designs to Color for Adult Only This Coloring book Contains 20 hilarious Uncensored Swear Words (including F-words, C-words, etc.) Each Swear word is designed around Mandalas, Paisley Patterns, Flowers & more Each Coloring Page is designed for Laughing, Relaxing & Passing Time The Variety of Designs offer something for every skill level Your choice of coloring tools can be used (Gel Pens, Colored Pencils, Markers, Crayons, etc.) Each Coloring Page is Printed on One Side of white paper for best results. Examples of Cuss Words you can find in this Coloring Book "I can't Teach you to be Smart, you are just 6-year-old Dumbass" "Staff Meeting: The Art of not Giving a Fuck" "5 Minutes with these Little Bastards and I'm Already Exhausted as Fuck" "Keep your Fucking Mouths Shut" and more! These coloring books are the best funny gag gift ideas for White Elephant, Retirement, Birthdays, Christmas for teachers moms, dads, coworkers, colleagues, etc. Unleash your inner artist as you color this therapeutic antistress coloring book, perfect for getting rid of negative feelings & staying stress-free. TIME TO COLOR THE STRESS AWAY
Book Synopsis English Teachers Swear by : Createspace Independent Pub
Download or read book English Teachers Swear written by Createspace Independent Pub and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-05-28 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny English Teachers Swear Therapy Adult Coloring Book! Amazing gift for a school teacher to have a laugh and smile while coloring. Every teacher swear picture is printed on its own 8.5 x 11 inch page, which means once you've finished coloring your school teacher coloring page you can frame it. Get this hilarious alternative swear words coloring book as it best decisions you've made all year. Simply scroll up and click the BUY button to get your copy of this beautiful English Teachers Swear Coloring Book now!
Book Synopsis Swear Like A Mother Fucking English Teacher by : Funny Gifts for English Teachers
Download or read book Swear Like A Mother Fucking English Teacher written by Funny Gifts for English Teachers and published by . This book was released on 2019-11-28 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: #1 Gift For Teachers Discover the hottest trend with this best-selling title. Give the gift of laughter! "Finally a gift that doesn't suck." "So funny I nearly pissed myself." "Better than telling Marcus to fuck off." This irreverent and sweary coloring book features laugh-out-loud funny and original designs that are perfect for taking the stress out of being a teacher. Provides HOURS of coloring FUN, at home, in the car, or when trying not to swear out loud(!). FEATURES: 50 High Quality Original Coloring Pages 100 Pages, High Quality Paper Large Page size 8.5x11 Inches for easy use. Great as a gift or for yourself!
Book Synopsis Learning to Swear in America by : Katie Kennedy
Download or read book Learning to Swear in America written by Katie Kennedy and published by Bloomsbury Publishing USA. This book was released on 2017-07-18 with total page 373 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Brimming with humor and one-of-a-kind characters, this end-of-the-world debut novel will grab hold of Andrew Smith and Rainbow Rowell fans.
Download or read book English Teaching Forum written by and published by . This book was released on 2000 with total page 678 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book Artemis written by Andy Weir and published by Ballantine Books. This book was released on 2017-11-14 with total page 322 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The bestselling author of The Martian returns with an irresistible new near-future thriller—a heist story set on the moon. Jasmine Bashara never signed up to be a hero. She just wanted to get rich. Not crazy, eccentric-billionaire rich, like many of the visitors to her hometown of Artemis, humanity’s first and only lunar colony. Just rich enough to move out of her coffin-sized apartment and eat something better than flavored algae. Rich enough to pay off a debt she’s owed for a long time. So when a chance at a huge score finally comes her way, Jazz can’t say no. Sure, it requires her to graduate from small-time smuggler to full-on criminal mastermind. And it calls for a particular combination of cunning, technical skills, and large explosions—not to mention sheer brazen swagger. But Jazz has never run into a challenge her intellect can’t handle, and she figures she’s got the ‘swagger’ part down. The trouble is, engineering the perfect crime is just the start of Jazz’s problems. Because her little heist is about to land her in the middle of a conspiracy for control of Artemis itself. Trapped between competing forces, pursued by a killer and the law alike, even Jazz has to admit she’s in way over her head. She’ll have to hatch a truly spectacular scheme to have a chance at staying alive and saving her city. Jazz is no hero, but she is a very good criminal. That’ll have to do. Propelled by its heroine’s wisecracking voice, set in a city that’s at once stunningly imagined and intimately familiar, and brimming over with clever problem-solving and heist-y fun, Artemis is another irresistible brew of science, suspense, and humor from #1 bestselling author Andy Weir.
Book Synopsis A Practical Guide to Second Language Teaching and Learning by : Shawn Loewen
Download or read book A Practical Guide to Second Language Teaching and Learning written by Shawn Loewen and published by Cambridge University Press. This book was released on 2024-05-31 with total page 347 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An essential resource for individuals entering the field of second language (L2) teaching and learning, this book provides a complete set of instructional materials written in accessible language. Providing enough material to use for an entire semester, the book offers exciting activities for the L2 classroom, alongside outlining the theories and research that support them, including how to connect theory with practice. Each chapter includes: extensive and up-to-date content presented in a clear, engaging, and accessible manner; pre- and post-reading activities to help students connect the topics to their own lives; pedagogical guidelines with practical suggestions; summaries of empirical studies in non-technical, jargon-free language; end-of-chapter assignments which re-enforce students' learning and relate directly to the content. The book concludes with a compelling chapter on the research–practice dialogue. Online resources include lecture slides for instructors and audio files.
Book Synopsis School Teachers Swear by : Createspace Independent Pub
Download or read book School Teachers Swear written by Createspace Independent Pub and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-05-28 with total page 54 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New! School Teachers Swear Coloring Book! Amazing gift for a great teacher to have a laugh and smile while coloring. Every school teachers swear picture is printed on its own 8.5 x 11 inch page, which means once you've finished coloring your school teacher coloring page you can frame it. Get this hilarious alternative swear words coloring book as it best decisions you've made all year. Simply scroll up and click the BUY button to get your copy of this beautiful School Teachers Swear Adult Coloring Book now!
Book Synopsis The Big Activity Book for Teacher People by : Jordan Reid
Download or read book The Big Activity Book for Teacher People written by Jordan Reid and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2022-04-12 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A hilarious, relatable way to honor the everyday heroes we all know and love, with illustrated laugh-out-loud activities and journaling prompts. Teachers: They’re basically superheroes. They’re educators, sure—but they’re also counselors, custodians, referees, detectives, party planners, epidemiologists, and traffic controllers (among the many, many other jobs that they don’t get paid for, but should). Part journal, part coloring book, part therapeutic outlet for those days when they actually cannot confiscate one more fidget spinner without screaming, The Big Activity Book for Teacher People is a hilarious celebration of those resourceful, creative, compassionate, exhausted humans who we entrust with the care and schooling of our children. Activities include: a word scramble of useless stuff you have to teach anyway draw the administrator in their natural habitat color in the break room of horrors things you do not want to receive from a parent, like, ever There is no teacher on the planet who needs another mug (seriously, just no).
Book Synopsis A Framework for Understanding Poverty by : Ruby K. Payne
Download or read book A Framework for Understanding Poverty written by Ruby K. Payne and published by AHA! Process. This book was released on 2013 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The 5th edition features an enhanced chapter on instruction and achievement; greater emphasis on the thinking, community, and learning patterns involved in breaking out of poverty; plentiful citations, new case studies, and data: more details findings about interventions, resources, and causes of poverty, and a review of the outlook for people in poverty---and those who work with them.
Download or read book English Word-Stress written by Erik Fudge and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2015-06-18 with total page 255 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: First published in 1984, this book was designed to benefit the foreign learner who wishes to grasp the essential basis of English stress so that he or she can go on to predict stress patterns in new words. It is aimed at teachers of English as a foreign language and helps them to communicate English stress effectively to their students. The book bridges the gap between books that are mainly anecdotal or abstract, practical or theoretical, or made up of lists or principles.
Book Synopsis Swearing in English by : Tony McEnery
Download or read book Swearing in English written by Tony McEnery and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2004-06-01 with total page 378 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do men use bad language more than women? How do social class and the use of bad language interact? Do young speakers use bad language more frequently than older speakers? Using the spoken section of the British National Corpus, Swearing in English explores questions such as these and considers at length the historical origins of modern attitudes to bad language. Drawing on a variety of methodologies including historical research and corpus linguistics, and a range of data such as corpora, dramatic texts, early modern newsbooks and television, Tony McEnery takes a socio-historical approach to discourses about bad language in English. Arguing that purity of speech and power have come to be connected via a series of moral panics about bad language, the book contends that these moral panics, over time, have generated the differences observable in bad language usage in present day English. A fascinating, comprehensive insight into an increasingly popular area, this book provides an explanation, and not simply a description, of how modern attitudes to bad language have come about.
