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Book Synopsis Emergency Toilet Paper by : Gary J. Rush
Download or read book Emergency Toilet Paper written by Gary J. Rush and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2004-10-01 with total page 201 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The hunting, fishing, growing-up stories in "Emergency Toilet Paper" will make you say, "Hey! I did that when I was a kid and I knew it was funny... Just knew it! So why the hell did I get grounded?!" "Emergency Toilet Paper" digs into the mind of the sportsman and pulls out all the goo that makes us, umm, "special". It also helps to prove long-debated theories of the outdoor world, such as: bears on the high plains, aliens just waiting to abduct anyone with a six pack and a mind for a fishing trip, and the actual existence of the fabled "caring spouse" of an outdoorsman... OK, OK. That last one may have been a little far-fetched, but if there are any spouses out there that want to at least appear as though they care, try picking up some Emergency Toilet Paper for your beloved outdoorsman. However, be careful, you might want to first suggest they read it.
Book Synopsis Coronavirus Emergency Toilet Paper by : Berad Always
Download or read book Coronavirus Emergency Toilet Paper written by Berad Always and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-09 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Coronavirus got you or your loved ones running low on essential supplies? Have no fear, when you equip yourself with this book, you'll never have to worry about running out of the finest grade of TP that Amazon offers! Use it for yourself, or leave it with the other books in your water closet as an emergency stash, or gift the greatest gift of all: preparedness! Don't run to the nearest store for your TP woes at 3 AM, mingling with the germ infested public, have your local deliveryman bring you your next supply of reading material.There are even handy-dandy tear marks included for all of your wiping needs!
Book Synopsis Emergency Toilet Paper by : Creative Stuff
Download or read book Emergency Toilet Paper written by Creative Stuff and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 121 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meeting Notes Notebook ✔ Workbook includes: key details (date, location, time, purpose) to schedule and follow up my assignments (due date, task) doodles my assignments notes next meeting Size: 7,5 x 10 inches (19,05 x 25,4 cm) 121 pages Great gift idea for a manager, office worker, secretary, businessman, businesswoman, company owner, office assistant, etc.
Download or read book Survival Mom written by Lisa Bedford and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2012-04-24 with total page 316 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the creator of TheSurvivalMom.com comes this first-of-its-kind guidebook for all the “prepper” moms keen to increase their family's level of preparedness for emergencies and crises of all shapes and sizes. Publisher’s Weekly calls Lisa Bedford’s Survival Mom an “impressively comprehensive manual,” saying, “suburban mom Bedford helps readers learn about, prepare for, and respond to all manner of disasters. . . . From 'Instant Survival Tip' sidebars to a list of 'Lessons from the Great Depression'. . . Bedford's matter-of-fact yet supportive tone will keep the willies at bay.”
Book Synopsis Toilet Paper in a Book (c) 2021 by : Robert Ross Rees, Jr
Download or read book Toilet Paper in a Book (c) 2021 written by Robert Ross Rees, Jr and published by . This book was released on 2021-07-02 with total page 98 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For those that travel lightly. Emergency backup plan for the NeXT pandemic May be used in a charcoal chimney if you go camping. 5 pages per use.
Book Synopsis Emergency Toilet Paper Journal by : Neat Alien
Download or read book Emergency Toilet Paper Journal written by Neat Alien and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-09 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: No Toilet Paper? No Problem! Losing your mind over the Great Toilet Paper Crisis of 2020? Don't worry we've got the next best thing! Let Neat Alien's Toilet Paper Journal wipe your anxieties away! Grab a pen and vent, rant and groan to your heart's content! It's the confidant you need during these weird & crazy times! 75 Pages Worth of Creative Outlets - if being cooped up indoors is making you lose your mind, WRITE! Document your day, jot down random thoughts, write an angry letter you'll never send, or doodle. Whatever you write or create, it's great mental exercise! Tearable, Single Ply Sheets - So useful! Use it to make shopping lists, to-do lists, daily reminders, and inspiring Live Laugh Love notes you can share with Karen. The Perfect Memorabilia for these Interesting Times - this is probably a once in a generation event, and your collection of thoughts during this time period would make excellent reading a couple of years from now! Think of the stories you can read from this journal to your grandkids when you're an old fart! If You're Desperate Enough - well, it is tearable, and we think it's soft enough to not scratch your bottom too bad. Just don't flush it, okay! Don't worry, your secret is safe with us and we won't judge!
Book Synopsis Emergency Toilet Paper by : Maxbridge publishing
Download or read book Emergency Toilet Paper written by Maxbridge publishing and published by . This book was released on 2020-04-12 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great gift of humor during stressful times when you and your friends are working very hard, so make your Coworkers Laugh Out Loud . Very Practical gift for writing notes, ideas, journal entries and to do lists and more with this funny Lined journal. This Book Makes Perfect Gift idea for birthdays, Christmas Holidays, Birthday and More.Features:100 pages 6 x 9 paperbackGlossy cover"
Book Synopsis Use in Case of Toilet Paper Emergency | 53 1-Ply Sheets Toilet Paper Reserve Quarantine 2020 by : Syllables Syllables Journals
Download or read book Use in Case of Toilet Paper Emergency | 53 1-Ply Sheets Toilet Paper Reserve Quarantine 2020 written by Syllables Syllables Journals and published by . This book was released on 2020-05-09 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Use in Case of Toilet Paper Emergency | 53 1-Ply Sheets Toilet Paper Reserve Quarantine 2020 This blank journal spoofs the toilet paper debacle experienced during the 2020 quarantine. The simple layout of this blank journal makes it flexible enough to be used as a diary, journal, or planner. Use it for jotting down notes, upcoming games or tournaments, thoughts, goals/ aspirations, projects plans, event plans, to-do lists, and more. Or it can be used as a keepsake to remember the lockdown event of 2020. The compact size takes up little space on the desk or bedside table and is easy to carry at all times. Features include: *106 blank pages (53 sheets) *6x9 inches, convenient size *soft, glossy cover with fun graphics Use this journal for your everyday notes or save it as a time capsule keepsake. Scroll up and buy one for yourself. Then buy one for your friend as a gag gift.
Book Synopsis Death by Toilet Paper by : Donna Gephart
Download or read book Death by Toilet Paper written by Donna Gephart and published by Yearling. This book was released on 2015-07-28 with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Fans of Louis Sachar will welcome the adventures of a contest-crazed seventh grader who uses his wits and way with words in hopes of winning a big cash prize to help his family avoid eviction. Benjamin is about to lose a whole lot more than good toilet paper. If he doesn't make tons of money fast by selling candy bars and winning contests—like the Royal-T Bathroom Tissue slogan contest—his family will get kicked out of their apartment. Even with his flair for clever slogans, will Benjamin be able to win a cash prize large enough to keep a promise he made to his dad before he died? Or will he lose everything that matters to him? Praise for Death by Toilet Paper "Readers can't help but enjoy this heartening book about hanging in there."--Kirkus Reviews "Ben is a character kids will root for."--Publisher's Weekly "Would make a fine classroom readaloud."--The Bulletin
Book Synopsis How We Lived Then by : Norman Longmate
Download or read book How We Lived Then written by Norman Longmate and published by Random House. This book was released on 2010-01-26 with total page 626 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Although nearly 90% of the population of Great Britain remained civilians throughout the war, or for a large part of it, their story has so far largely gone untold. In contrast with the thousands of books on military operations, barely any have concerned themselves with the individual's experience. The problems of the ordinary family are barely ever mentioned - food rationing, clothes rationing, the black-out and air raids get little space, and everyday shortages almost none at all. This book is an attempt to redress the balance; to tell the civilian's story largely through their own recollections and in their own words.
Book Synopsis A History of Toilet Paper (and Other Potty Tools) by : Sophia Gholz
Download or read book A History of Toilet Paper (and Other Potty Tools) written by Sophia Gholz and published by Running Press Kids. This book was released on 2022-08-02 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In the beginning, potty time meant the great outdoors . . . People have been going potty since, well, since the beginning of people! Ever wonder what humans used before potties or paper? You might be surprised at the clever tools that humans came up with over the centuries. From the great outdoors to ceramic pots, bum brushes and bidets, prepare for an adventure as we explore the interesting and sometimes shocking history of human potty practices! Award-winning children’s author Sophia Gholz and illustrator Xiana Teimoy team up to put a humorous spin on the fun and fascinating facts surrounding the history of toilet paper (and other potty tools) in this delightful book.
Book Synopsis Prepare Today Survive Tomorrow by : LG Wellington
Download or read book Prepare Today Survive Tomorrow written by LG Wellington and published by Blue Star Books. This book was released on 2014-04-01 with total page 436 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This book will introduce you to a wealth of information on emergency preparation, and will provide your family or organization with important strategies, insights, tips, guidelines, and lists on how to prepare for a disaster. Survival planning is nothing more than realizing a disaster could happen that would put everyone in a survival situation and, with that in mind, taking steps to increase your chances of survival. Although helping others is certainly meaningful, worthwhile, and in some cases, necessary, the main emphasis of all household or organization team members should be to purchase, gather, and store resources and supplies for your own team members. Everyone must be encouraged and expected to provide for themselves. We have been encouraged through religious, education, scientific, and government media to prepare for these future events.
Book Synopsis If I Get Hit By a Bus Tomorrow, Here's How to Replace the Toilet Paper Roll by : Mary McHugh
Download or read book If I Get Hit By a Bus Tomorrow, Here's How to Replace the Toilet Paper Roll written by Mary McHugh and published by Willow Creek Press. This book was released on 2014-07-12 with total page 101 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With this delightful, tongue-in-cheek guide for men who can win a case before the Supreme Court or run a conglomerate but can’t find the butter, Ms. McHugh provides a step-by-step guide for making breakfast, emptying the dishwasher, finding the clothes hamper and doing the laundry, along with an assortment of other domestic necessities. She continues with wise advice for men whose wives are pregnant—“How to Live with a Pregnant Wife Without Complaining about Anything While Making Her Feel Sexy and Desirable At All Times”, tells them how to go without sleep for three months after the baby is born, and finishes up with “How to Watch Football and the Baby at the Same Time.” A chapter on taking care of three small boys while staying sane should be on every young father’s emergency list for times when his wife is out of town on business or visiting her mother in Iowa. And finally, instructions on answering a ringing telephone, folding shirts for a business trip and finding his wallet, keys, glasses, socks and underwear are absolute must-reads for every man who thinks some invisible being does all those things. Aimed at busy women of all ages, this book will also make grown men laugh and might even be useful when they run out of underwear.
Download or read book Toilet Paper written by Rachel Lynette and published by How Do They Make That. This book was released on 2016-03 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This media enhanced book contains access code for supplemental online content.
Book Synopsis Meeting Notes and Emergency Toilet Paper by : Fantastic Sarcastic Fantastic Sarcastic Press
Download or read book Meeting Notes and Emergency Toilet Paper written by Fantastic Sarcastic Fantastic Sarcastic Press and published by . This book was released on 2020-03-19 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Make Your Coworkers Laugh Out Loud This funny office notebook quote reads "Meeting Notes & Emergency Toilet Paper" and has a drawing of a toilet paper roll on it. Great gift of humor during stressful times when you and your friends are working even harder than ever. 6 x 9" lightly lined pages include images of "idea" light bulbs and "emergency toilet paper" rolls. Practical gift for writing notes, ideas, journal entries, to do lists and more as well as drawing. Makes a great gift to celebrate surviving a stressful week or a special birthday or just because we all need a good laugh. Get your copy today!
Book Synopsis No Sh*t: The History of Wiping by : Caleb Clark
Download or read book No Sh*t: The History of Wiping written by Caleb Clark and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2011 with total page 103 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A humorous, down-to-earth history of toilet and toilet wiping practices across cultures.
Download or read book Bunker written by Bradley Garrett and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2021-08-03 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Since prehistory, bunkers have been built as protection from cataclysmic social and environmental forces, and as places of power and transformation. Today, the bunker has become the extreme expression of our greatest fears- from pandemics to climate change and nuclear war. And once you look, it doesn't take long to start seeing bunkers everywhere. In Bunker, acclaimed urban explorer and cultural geographer Bradley Garrett explores the global and rapidly growing movement of 'prepping' for social and environmental collapse, or 'Doomsday'. From the 'dread merchants' hustling safe spaces in the American mid-West to eco-fortresses in Thailand, from geoscrapers to armoured mobile bunkers, Bunker is a brilliant, original and never less than deeply disturbing story from the frontlines of the way we live now, an illuminating reflection on our age of disquiet and dread that brings it into new, sharp focus. The bunker, Garrett shows, is all around us, in malls, airports, gated communities, the vehicles we drive. Most of all, he shows, it's in our minds.
