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Book Synopsis Drunk Slutty Elf and other Stories by : D.G. Valdron
Download or read book Drunk Slutty Elf and other Stories written by D.G. Valdron and published by Fossil Cove Press. This book was released on 2022 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The lighter side of the other side. Funny stories of Fantasy & Sci Fi. A drunken elf thief hooks up with a gray space alien; ancient astronauts are insisting we build pyramids the old fashioned way; ghost hunters battle decidedly non-Lovecraftian creatures; an infinite number of monkeys at typewriters plot rebellion; a vampire is on the run from his fans; a princess with a different kind of godmother; the antichrist discovers no one cares about his apocalypse, and many more. Tales of the supernatural, the fantastical, the super-scientific and the just plain hilarious.
Book Synopsis Drunk Slutty Elf and Other Stories by : D. G Valdron
Download or read book Drunk Slutty Elf and Other Stories written by D. G Valdron and published by . This book was released on 2022 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Drunk Slutty Elf and Zombies by : D. G. Valdron
Download or read book Drunk Slutty Elf and Zombies written by D. G. Valdron and published by Drunk Elf Adventures. This book was released on 2022-12-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Drunk Slutty Elf returns, in a new misadventure with zombies. Along the way, there are more funny fantastic stories about the encounters with of satanic goats, apocalyptic teddy bears, barbarians behaving badly, King Kong's adventure with Dracula, aliens without a clue, the future of telemarketing, crunchy kaiju goodness and a helpful guide to neighborhood monsters. A collection of unconventional tales in the humorous vein of Terry Pratchett and Robert Sheckley, if you liked the Drunk Slutty Elf and Other Stories, previous collection, you'll love this.
Book Synopsis Drunk Slutty Elf and Zombies by : D G Valdron
Download or read book Drunk Slutty Elf and Zombies written by D G Valdron and published by . This book was released on 2024-04-30 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Comic stories of fantasy and science fiction, featuring giant monsters, teddy bears, goats, Dracula and King Kong, elves, telemarketers and of course, zombies.
Book Synopsis The Mermaid's Tale by : D.G. Valdron
Download or read book The Mermaid's Tale written by D.G. Valdron and published by Fossil Cove Press. This book was released on 2016 with total page 459 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: THE MERMAID’S TALE In a city of majesty and brutality, of warring races and fragile alliances, a sacred Mermaid has been brutally murdered. An abomination, a soulless Orc is summoned to hunt the killer. As the world around the Orc drifts into war and madness, her search for justice leads her on a journey to discover redemption and even beauty in the midst of chaos. "He said the Arukh only had one word. It was their word for rage and for pain, for fighting and dying. It was a word spoken in sorrow and anger. It was the word they said to a world that didn't want them, that had no place for them. It was loneliness and defiance and in the end it was sorrow and surrender. 'Arrah' he told me, it was all the words the Arukh needed." “This book is violent and brutal and haunting and beautiful. If I could give this a sixth star, I would" - Michael R. Fletcher, Author of Beyond Redemption D.G. Valdron is an utterly fearless writer. Frankly, I think he's one of the most original writers available today. -- Amazing Stories Online “The Mermaid=s Tale is a fable of personhood wrapped in a murder mystery framed by a fantasy setting, peopled by familiar races that are presented in subtly original ways.” – Melanie Martila “I absolutely loved this book; it's already one I know I'll remember for a long time. I would never have thought a book about an orc would be one of the best existential works I've ever read.” - - Julia Pike-kelly
Book Synopsis Giant Monsters Sing Sad Songs by : D.G. Valdron
Download or read book Giant Monsters Sing Sad Songs written by D.G. Valdron and published by Fossil Cove Press. This book was released on 1901 with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nine scary stories of Melancholy Horror. Fossils: A poet follows a giant monster through the streets of abandoned Tokyo. Flirtin' Out Back With the Sasquatch Kid: A teenage girl encounters the last bigfoot. Skin: A necromancer's attack shows a woman discovers that her life is only skin deep. Love, Live and the Necronomicon: The true history of the mad Arab and his era is revealed, along with Lovecraft's dark connection. Regrets Child: A nurse to a dying woman meets her hungry ghost. The Dead Quarter: After the Apocalypse, the living and the undead share a disintegrating world. Tell Me: A hunter finds a child vampire. Killing Hot: A young man with a secret crosses the country, seeking revenge for his sister.
Book Synopsis There Are No Doors in Dark Places by : D.G. Valdron
Download or read book There Are No Doors in Dark Places written by D.G. Valdron and published by Fossil Cove Press. This book was released on 2020 with total page 188 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Horror stories by D.G. Valdron, author of 'Axis of Andes,’ ‘Giant Monsters Sing Sad Songs’ and ‘What Devours Always Hungers.’ Chilling and disturbing stories include: 'The Wizards of Huckleberry Finn' a man is haunted by a ghost that possesses the people around him; 'Neck Row Man Sea' a desperate single mother learns a disturbing word; 'Voices' a dying man discovers that his cancer can talk to him, and it doesn't realize it's killing him; 'Mister Shepherd,' a kindly old gentleman might be a vampire, but that's not the worst thing; 'Changing Faces' after an accident a terrified man keeps turning into movie monsters and no one will believe him; 'Fighting the Beast' about civilization after the apocalypse, and more.
Book Synopsis Memento Mori & Other Stories by : Rachel Lawson
Download or read book Memento Mori & Other Stories written by Rachel Lawson and published by Rachel Lawson. This book was released on 2024-01-22 with total page 101 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An omnibus collection of some of the stories from Rachel Lawson's The Magicians series. Including Memento Mori The unnamed Mortimer, the king of the Grim Reapers, tells the story of how he promised to protect the son of a friend who died long before the Magicians came out. He appears to him as a friend when the son's relatives die at their funeral, and as a friend when he needs one. He becomes the ultimate Memento Mori. An adventure of a lifetime.
Book Synopsis The Locket And The Thief And Other Stories by : Rachel Lawson
Download or read book The Locket And The Thief And Other Stories written by Rachel Lawson and published by Rachel Lawson. This book was released on 2023-11-05 with total page 89 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Reworked Omnibus of stories from Rachel Lawson's The Magicians series, such as this Dark Fantasy-Gothic short story; The Locket And The Thief What if you lost the last physical thing that reminds you of a lost beloved child through theft, and it happens to be found upon the body of the now dead thief, and it is now in the hands of the police would you if you had access to would you take it back? Is stealing back your own stolen thing, really theft or is it? This is the situation where this coroner, Blake, finds himself in. On a lonely quiet misty night after midnight in Melbourne, anything can happen and it did. At that hour, only the reckless and unprincipled wander around. On such a night as this, a straggler from a theatre was wandering in the cool calming night remembering a lost daughter who he'd lost many years ago on a night like this. This day, to be exact, 28 years earlier. She was murdered with her husband as they walked the street he was in. He came as he always did this night to lay a rose for them. He did so unbothered, for all the times he had come. Before that night. He pulled out an old locket and looked at it sadly and opened it, looking at the pictures inside it. They were his daughter and her husband. The father pulled a red rose from his inside coat pocket and lay the rose on the wet road. As the father knelt laying the rose there was a noise nearby on the road like a splash in the puddle, he looked up and saw a man with a gun trained on him.
Book Synopsis The Magicians: A Very Grim Christmas And Other Stories by : Rachel Lawson
Download or read book The Magicians: A Very Grim Christmas And Other Stories written by Rachel Lawson and published by Rachel Lawson. This book was released on 2023-12-23 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Blake "The Grinch" Alexander, the Grim Reaper, called the King of Death and Christmas Grinch. He was cursed with having a boss who loved Christmas when he despised the season of joy. He was made a tool of the season, making Blake feel like a fool. His son the Necromancer is not making the season any better for him either. Not a kid's story Stories in book The Manchurian Candidate God rest ye merry gentlemen The Grinch returns A very grim Christmas
Download or read book Orthicon written by David Perlmutter and published by Kydala Publishing, Inc.. This book was released on 2023-09-17 with total page 165 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The United States government discovers, to its horror, that the creatures featured in animated cartoons are not fabrications but real beings. Fearing the social and political consequences of the discovery being made public, they proceed to exile them off Earth to another planet. However, things do not go according to plan... A new novel from Canadian author David Perlmutter
Download or read book The New Elf and Other Stories written by and published by . This book was released on 1960 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book The Poison Eaters written by Holly Black and published by Small Beer Press. This book was released on 2010-04-01 with total page 226 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pick your poison: Vampires, devils, werewolves, faeries, or . . . ? Find them all here in Holly Black’s amazing first collection. In her debut collection, New York Times best-selling author Holly Black returns to the world of Tithe in two darkly exquisite new tales. Then Black takes readers on a tour of a faerie market and introduces a girl poisonous to the touch and another who challenges the devil to a competitive eating match. Some of these stories have been published in anthologies such as 21 Proms, The Faery Reel, and The Restless Dead, and many have been reprinted in many “Best of ” anthologies. The Poison Eaters is Holly Black’s much-anticipated first collection, and her ability to stare into the void—and to find humanity and humor there—will speak to young adult and adult readers alike. A Junior Library Guild Pick. Illustrated by Theo Black. Holly Black is the author of Tithe: A Modern Faerie Tale (an ALA Best Book for Young Adults) and two related novels, Valiant (Norton Award winner) and New York Times bestseller Ironside. Her latest novel, Black Heart is the third of a new series, The Curseworkers. She and Tony DiTerlizzi created the best-selling Spiderwick Chronicles. Holly lives in Massachusetts with her husband, Theo, in a house with a secret library.
Download or read book Castle of Lies written by Kiersi Burkhart and published by Carolrhoda Lab ®. This book was released on 2019-05-07 with total page 280 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Thelia isn't in line to inherit the crown, but she's been raised to take power however she can. She's been friends with Princess Corene her whole life, and she's scheming to marry Bayled, the heir to the throne. But her plans must change when an army of elves invades the kingdom. Thelia, her cousin Parsifal, and Corene become trapped in the castle. An elf warrior, Sapphire, may be Thelia's only hope of escape, but Sapphire has plans of their own. Meanwhile, an ancient magic is awakening within the castle, with the power to destroy the whole kingdom. Can Thelia find a way to protect her future—and her life?
Book Synopsis The Elf that Couldn't Smile, and Other Stories by : Helen Coupland
Download or read book The Elf that Couldn't Smile, and Other Stories written by Helen Coupland and published by . This book was released on 1952 with total page 22 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis The Red-headed Elf and Other Stories by : Dorothy M. Simons
Download or read book The Red-headed Elf and Other Stories written by Dorothy M. Simons and published by . This book was released on 1955 with total page 82 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Download or read book When Elves Attack written by Tim Dorsey and published by Harper Collins. This book was released on 2011-10-25 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “The undisputed king of the comic crime novel.” —Providence Journal Nobody does Florida weirdness quite like Tim Dorsey! Case in point: When Elves Attack, the New York Times bestselling author’s twisted Christmas present to his legion of adoring fans who can’t get enough of thrill-killer and Sunshine State historian Serge A. Storms, the most endearing psychopath since Dexter. Dorsey offers the perfect antidote for all those sappy feel-good holiday stories with this zany blockbuster extravaganza in which his wonderfully deranged serial killer Floridaphile delivers his special brand of Christmas cheer. More outrageous than Santa Claus in a Speedo, When Elves Attack serves up a Yuletide feast of the “pure gonzo humor” the New York Times Book Review enthusiastically attributes to this fearlessly funny writer. Think Bad Santa and National Lampoon’s Family Vacation, blend in Dorsey’s trademark appetite for destruction, and you’ve got hilarious crime fiction black comedy that anyone would be thrilled to discover stuffed in their Christmas stocking.
