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Book Synopsis Dragons Do It Grumpier by : Gemma Cates
Download or read book Dragons Do It Grumpier written by Gemma Cates and published by Gemma Cates. This book was released on with total page 205 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A sunshine-grump dragon romance with all the steam and plenty of fun. Kira I’m tired of being underestimated. I’m sick of being taken for granted. And I’m flat out DONE with men who think I’m their mama. You’re too nice, they say. You’re asking to be taken advantage of, my friends argue. No more. I’m ready to stand up for myself. And guess what? The rude beast of a man sitting next to me in coach seems like a fantastic place to start. Conor Want to make a dragon cranky? Bind his dragon form for a hundred years. Want to make him really angry? Stick him inside a flying metal box with recycled air, insufficient leg room, and a few dozen humans. Ask me how I know. I’m that dragon. The one who can’t fly unless it’s in a plane. The one whose first-class seat was double-booked. The one who’s ready to tear apart the metal contraption confining me. And then a sweet little cream puff of a woman decides to read me the riot act. F*ck my life. A sunshiny sweetheart who’s dated one too many jerks meets a grumpy dragon who might, deep, deep down have a heart of gold. Love, laughter, and mated souls follow. Join Kira and Connor as they muddle through the hilarious, wonderful mess they make of their journey toward happily ever after.
Book Synopsis Dragons Do It Nerdier by : Gemma Cates
Download or read book Dragons Do It Nerdier written by Gemma Cates and published by Gemma Cates. This book was released on 2021-11-19 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A blocked writer looking for inspiration Kaylee I write about bad men who do dirty things to needy women. Or I used to. I'm on a deadline and the words aren't coming. My creative well is nothing more than a mud puddle. Perhaps a reflection of my equally uninspiring life. But then I encounter a smoking man with a serious book habit at my local library. Suddenly, he's my hero. I'm writing about a gorgeous bespectacled guy with lickable abs and bitable biceps. The words are flowing, but it's not the book I meant to write. Not enough handcuffs, too many teeth and claws...and I'm not entirely sure why. A nerdy dragon looking for love Dex I found her. My ****one true mate. And... She thinks I'm a lunatic. "Dragons aren't real." I just have to convince a woman with an imagination so vast she creates fictional worlds for a living that everything she's ever dreamt is real, magic included. No problem. Without revealing my true form. More complicated. While keeping her safe. Dammit. Note from the author: This book contains a practical writer who’s certain that dreams and magic are for children, and that happily-ever-after only exists in fiction. It also contains a badass nerd dragon who's ready for love...until he meets the woman of his dreams and realizes life with him is full of unavoidable dangers.
Book Synopsis Dragons Do It Dirtier by : Gemma Cates
Download or read book Dragons Do It Dirtier written by Gemma Cates and published by Gemma Cates. This book was released on with total page 218 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A good girl looking to get a little dirty. Taylor I’m on a quest to prevent my revirginization. My dry spell has become a drought, and I’m this close to buying batteries in bulk at the wholesale store. But fortune smiles upon my neglected lady parts when I meet a man who looks like a model for a gym commercial, acts like he might have a few manners, and kisses like he can’t get enough of me. I wouldn’t have thought it would be all that hard to convince a horny hottie to have sex with me. I would be wrong. A playboy dragon determined to keep it in his pants. Bain I’m not looking for a mate. Not now. Maybe never. But sex? Yes, and often. Until I meet little blonde Taylor with the perfect pink lips, the lushest peach of an ass, and a taste for my whiskey. I want her but I can’t have her, because she’s a good girl. She deserves more than a fling with a dirty dragon. She deserves forever, and I can’t give her that. Warning from the author: This book contains a sex-starved bookkeeper who’s afraid to trust her heart after her ex-fiancé smashed it into jagged little pieces. It also contains a reluctantly honorable whisky-distilling dragon who doesn’t believe he deserves a second chance at finding his fated mate.
Book Synopsis Dragon Shifters Do It: Books 1-3 by : Gemma Cates
Download or read book Dragon Shifters Do It: Books 1-3 written by Gemma Cates and published by Gemma Cates. This book was released on with total page 637 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three steamy dragon romances filled with humor and naughty, dragon-sex shenanigans! This collection includes… DRAGONS DO IT DIRTIER A sex-starved bookkeeper who’s afraid to trust her heart and a reluctantly honorable whisky-distilling dragon. Are they fated mates or just a steamy romp? A humorous dragon shifter romance with all the sex and lots of laughs! DRAGONS DO IT NERDIER A blocked writer looking for inspiration meets a badass nerd dragon. She’s reluctant, but he’s ready to woo her…until he realizes life with him is full of unavoidable dangers. DRAGONS DO IT NAUGHTIER A woman who’s been let down by life and love meets a dragon who’s ready to shine up his tarnished scales for her, but they’ve got one hell of a past to overcome if they’re going to find their long-haul, forever love.
Download or read book It's Only One! written by Tracey Corderoy and published by Tiger Tales. This book was released on 2020-09-29 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A story about how good citizenship and a little consideration can make our world a joyful place for all. Sunnyville is the perfect place to live, until one day Rhino tosses a candy wrapper on the ground. "What?" he says. "It's only one." But soon, others start throwing their trash on the ground, too, and it begins to pile up. Giraffe doesn't want to look at the garbage, so he picks a flower from the park to brighten his home--but then everyone picks the flowers, and now there aren't any left. Soon things become messier, noisier, and grumpier. Can anyone save the day?
Book Synopsis Dragons Do It Naughtier by : Gemma Cates
Download or read book Dragons Do It Naughtier written by Gemma Cates and published by Gemma Cates. This book was released on with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A steamy dragon shifter romance filled with humor, second chances, and naughty, dragon-sex shenanigans. Susannah Men cheat and lie. They take more than they give. Promise the world and deliver dusty pocket lint. They’re no good for the long haul of life. But sex? Sure, men are good for steamy romps and spicy hookups. I’m ready to accept that dating’s for dummies, but I’m not giving up sex. No way. And look who just stopped to offer me a lift: a sexy mechanic with all sorts of skills. He’s no knight in shining armor, and he’s not offering a fairy-tale happily ever after. He’s all about the here, the now, and the f*cking. I’m one hundred percent ready for that ride. Archer I’m a liar. My friends think I’m screwing women left and right. The truth? I’ve been celibate for over a hundred years. The woman I picked up on the side of the road thinks I’m a mechanic. I’m not. I just happened to live through the invention of the horseless carriage and have a knack for repairs. She thinks I’m broke. Wrong again. Centuries of living lends itself to a fat bank account. I thought I gave away my heart years ago, but evidence suggests otherwise. That sad, disused organ beats faster for a foul-mouthed history professor who drives an unreliable, shiny red Volkswagen Bug. I want to be honest, but I’m sitting on so many secrets I’m not sure where to start. Worse, I don’t think she wants the truth: I’m a dragon, she’s a witch, and I might be falling in love with her. A woman who’s been let down by life and love meets a dragon who’s ready to shine up his tarnished scales for her, but they’ve got one hell of a past to overcome if they’re going to find their long-haul, forever love.
Book Synopsis My Grumpy Alien Warrior by : Gemma Cates
Download or read book My Grumpy Alien Warrior written by Gemma Cates and published by Gemma Cates. This book was released on with total page 180 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Women of Earth: Are you lonely? Unfulfilled? Haven’t had a toe-tingling, almost-blackout orgasm in longer than you can remember? Nora I just wanted a good man. A nice, polite, boy-next-door type. He didn’t have to be a male model or a sports star or a wealthy magnate—even if that was the kind of man I read about late at night, alone, in bed. So what if I dreamt of a man with big muscles and a commanding voice? That didn’t mean I wanted to date that guy. A nice accountant would work. Or an insurance salesman. But then I had another epically bad date, came home alone, drank half a pitcher of margaritas, and took a silly online quiz. Next thing I knew, I was agreeing to go on a date with the perfect man. I’d never used a dating service before but…why not? The old-fashioned way hadn’t worked. Maybe Serendipity Inc. would match me with a nice teacher or a dentist. Maybe I’d meet that boy next door I’d dreamt about. Daken For over a decade I fought for my planet. I dreamt of returning to CiFGa to live a peaceful life, and finally it’s happened. I’m home. We beat the invaders back, ground them into the dust, crippled their fleets, brought them to their knees. We shamed them. They won’t soon return to my world. The planetary leaders call me a hero, a CiFGan worthy of reward. After years of celibacy and bland rations, I don’t want wealth and titles. All I want is willing women and spicy food. What do I get? Knighted for bravery, enough credits to retire, and a betrothal contract. I’ve been saddled with a HuHMan bride. About the series Wicked Galaxy Warriors Women of Earth: Are you lonely? Unfulfilled? Haven’t had a toe-tingling, almost-blackout orgasm in longer than you can remember? Maybe ever? We at Serendipity Inc.* are here to solve all of your problems. Click on this link to have all your fantasies fulfilled. *Serendipity Inc. is a fantasy-fulfillment dating service, owned and operated by women, for women. Men of CiFGa: Has war awakened your manly urges? Are you in need of a willing woman to slake your throbbing desires? We at Serendipity Inc.** can provide you with the sexually compatible woman of your dreams. She’ll welcome your attentions and beg for more. Click this link to have a specially matched, vigorously lusty, off-world woman delivered to your home planet. **Serendipity Inc. is a provider of premium human women to strong, purple-blooded CiFGan warriors. What's inside: alien romance, alien kidnap, sci-fi romance, alpha alien, curvy girl, forced proximity, grumpy-sunshine, retired soldier, alien matchmaking, alien dating service, confident curvy girl, a really good grovel
Book Synopsis Book One: Moon (The Dragon Prince #1) by : Aaron Ehasz
Download or read book Book One: Moon (The Dragon Prince #1) written by Aaron Ehasz and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2020-06-02 with total page 229 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: With their world on the brink of war, three young heroes from opposite sides of the conflict embark on a dangerous quest that could change everything. This beautiful book expands on the events of Season 1 of the hit Netflix show The Dragon Prince. WAR IS COMING . . . Four full moons past, humans crossed into the magical lands of Xadia and committed an unspeakable crime: They destroyed the only egg of the Dragon King and Queen. Now a young Moonshadow elf assassin has been sent on her first mission; she will make the humans pay for their heinous act. But before she can complete her task, she and two human princes make an astonishing discovery . . . a discovery that could change everything. And so the three reluctant allies set off in a desperate attempt to stop the coming war. Their journey won't be easy, but the trio soon learns that the most serious threat to their quest can't be fought with magic or physical strength. Can these young heroes overcome the longstanding hatred between humans and elves, and restore peace to their world?Written by Aaron Ehasz (co-creator of The Dragon Prince and head writer of Avatar: The Last Airbender) and Melanie McGanney Ehasz, this first canon novel based on the Netflix original series finally gives fans the full story.
Download or read book Red Noise written by John P. Murphy and published by Watkins Media Limited. This book was released on 2020-06-09 with total page 411 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Caught up in a space station turf war between gangs and corrupt law, a lone asteroid miner decides to take them all down. When an asteroid miner comes to Station 35 looking to sell her cargo and get back to the solitude she craves, she gets swept up in a three-way standoff with gangs and crooked cops. Faced with either taking sides or cleaning out the Augean Stables, she breaks out the flamethrower.
Book Synopsis For the Love of a Good Monster Collection by : Gemma Cates
Download or read book For the Love of a Good Monster Collection written by Gemma Cates and published by Gemma Cates. This book was released on with total page 560 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cinnamon roll monsters? Yes! The men in For the Love of a Good Monster aren’t monstrous at all. They have crusty exteriors, including claws, tusks, hooves, and horns, but the hearts of heroes. This low conflict, high spice collection includes: Protected by the Minotaur A monster hunter’s encounter with a demon leaves her injured and stranded in another world. Just as she thinks she’s survived, she faces yet another monster. But is the sexy bullman her enemy? Or is he her horned hero? Pursued by the Minotaur This slow-burn, fish-out-of-water romance features a heroine with heavy baggage but an opportunity for a bright future—if she can only believe she deserves it. It also contains a sinfully sexy, quietly patient minotaur who will do everything he can to help her accept the future she deserves. Abducted by the Orc This spicy forced proximity romance pairs a sweetheart of an orc who happens to be on raid with a fairy who's landed in exactly the wrong place. Or maybe exactly the right one? King of the Forgotten Fae This grumpy-sunshine romance features a duty-bound king with a heavy crown, a witchy heroine with commitment issues, and a surprise-pregnancy.
Download or read book Grumpy Dragons written by L. R. W. Lee and published by White Wolf Press, LLC. This book was released on with total page 77 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grumpy Dragons - Because sometimes evens dragons can have a rough day. PDF Download is enabled for this illustrated children's book, making it possible to download and print the included coloring pages! Firman the Fibber: Teaching Kids Why Telling the Truth Just Makes Sense Does your child have a propensity to lie when a misdeed has been uncovered? Help your child see the practical benefits of telling the truth with this engaging tale of a little dragon caught in a fib. Brightly colored, fully illustrated pictures captivate youngsters, giving you the opportunity to instill the timeless lesson that consequences are usually smaller when he/she tells the truth. It's sure to help you communicate the value of responsibility. Few words with large fonts also make this book a perfect fit for early readers. Fergus the Fearful: Teaching Kids They Have a Choice to Be Afraid or Not Is your child afraid of the dark and things that go bump in the night? Is he/she afraid of other things outside their control in this big world? Whatever the fear, whether big or small, help him/her learn, along with Fergus the Fearful, that they can overcome their fear by naming it and choosing not to submit to it any longer--teach them they have a choice. And with choice comes victory! Brightly colored, fully illustrated pictures captivate youngsters and few words with large fonts also make this book a perfect fit for early readers. Is your child ever overwhelmed when things don't go his/her way? Do you cringe when you know a meltdown looms? Cringe no more! Teach your child how to constructively deal with frustration with this engaging tale of a frustrated little dragon. Brightly colored, fully illustrated pictures captivate youngsters, giving you the opportunity to instill the timeless lesson of how to cope with situations beyond your child's control. Few words with large fonts also make this book a perfect fit for early readers. L.R.W Lee is best known for her Andy Smithson young adult fantasy series. A hidden past. A growing enemy threat. The stakes have never been higher. 3 books. Over 700 pages of action. Save over 33% when you buy the box set! Andy knows his world will turn topsy-turvey the instant he breaks the curse. It’s an impossible situation. Caught in a tug-of-war between duty and love, his heart is ripping in two. Making matters worse, the evil Abaddon is on a rampage to exact revenge on Andy for thwarting his efforts at regaining eternal life. There’s no talking to him and the dragon’s fury just might spell the end of everything Andy holds dear. Can Andy save his friends, the land, and... well, the world? The Andy Smithson series is a coming-of-age, epic fantasy adventure featuring fast-paced action, sword fights, unexpected twists, vengeful villains, and tales of intrigue, with tender moments that will leave you begging for more. Grab your copy now. Save 33% over buying each book separately. Scroll up and buy it today! The Andy Smithson epic fantasy series includes: Blast of the Dragon's Fury Venom of the Serpent's Cunning Disgrace of the Unicorn's Honor These first three books are also available in a box set Resurrection of the Phoenix's Grace Vision of the Griffin's Heart Wisdom of the Centaurs' Reason These second three books are also available in another box set Battle for the Land's Soul Power of the Heir's Passion, Prequel Brian Rathbone is best known for his World of Godsland epic fantasy series. This epic fantasy series includes: The Dawning of Power trilogy Call of the Herald (*Free ebook) Inherited Danger Dragon Ore The Balance of Power trilogy Regent Feral Regal The Artifacts of Power trilogy The Fifth Magic Dragonhold The Seventh Magic Dragons of Dawn Dragon Airways Onin Ascension Fans of these books and series are known to enjoy these fantasy authors: Dragonlance Chronicles Dragons of Autumn Twilight Dragons of Spring Dawning Dragons of Winter Night Shattered A Ya Urban Fantasy Novel Torn A Ya Urban Fantasy Novel Darkest Designs Dragons of Pern Dragons of Eden Harry Potter A Wrinkle In Time The Chronicles of Narnia Dragons Rioting Game of Thrones Rise of the Dragons A Quest of Heroes Dragonsworn Magic of Recluce The Mallorean The Belgariad The Elenium Shannara Chronicles Sword of Shannara Elfstones of Shannara Magic Tree House Dragonriders of Pern Assassin's Apprentice Fans of the following authors are known to enjoy this young adult fantasy series: JRR Tolkien David Eddings Terry Brooks Glen G. 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Book Synopsis Pursued by the Minotaur by : Gemma Cates
Download or read book Pursued by the Minotaur written by Gemma Cates and published by Gemma Cates. This book was released on 2024-05-08 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Slow-burn steam in the Land Across the Bridge Francesca I just started a new job in a world inhabited by minotaurs, witches, orcs, and who knew what else. Exciting? Maybe, but that wasn’t why I was here. Was I qualified? No. Not even a little. Did I speak the language? Definitely not. But I had to make this position work. That, or I was headed home to Austin and my psycho stalker. With the way my luck was running, I wouldn’t last a week in this gig—and that was before I met the massive bull-man assigned as my local contact. The one who refused to make eye contact, wouldn’t come within ten feet of me, and made me shiver in all the best ways. I was so screwed. Note from the author: This fish-out-of-water romance features a heroine with heavy baggage but an opportunity for a bright future—if she can only believe she deserves it. It also contains a sinfully sexy, quietly patient minotaur who will do everything he can to help her accept the future she deserves. Pursued by the Minotaur has all the steamy shenanigans and naughty words. Slow burn, but spicy fun awaits!
Book Synopsis Scooby-Doo! a Number Comparisons Mystery by : Mark Weakland
Download or read book Scooby-Doo! a Number Comparisons Mystery written by Mark Weakland and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2014-07-01 with total page 25 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "The popular Scooby-Doo and the Mystery Inc. gang teach kids all about number comparisons"--
Book Synopsis Abducted by the Orc by : Gemma Cates
Download or read book Abducted by the Orc written by Gemma Cates and published by Gemma Cates. This book was released on with total page 195 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Foreign exchange for magical folk! Visit the Land Across the Bridge and reconnect with your mystical roots! ~from the Monster Hunters Guild Newsletter for Friendly Magical Folk Millie I had questions of the magical, mystical, sparkles, and moonbeams kind. Dad had no answers, and Mom wasn’t talking, so… I was visiting the land of the fairies! Just a long weekend, more an abbreviated study abroad program than a footloose adventure, but it was a dream come true! Theoretically. Mistakes were made. Instead of traveling across a bridge to be greeted by fairy folk, I landed in the middle of an orc raiding party. According to the literature I’d read prepping for the trip, orcs were nasty barbarian baddies who didn’t play nice with my intended hosts. And I’d just been kidnapped by the biggest, baddest orc of the ugly orc bunch. Mostly ugly. Except… The leader’s green skin was surprisingly attractive. And his face was human except for some very naughty-looking tusks. Then there was his thickly muscled chest, legs that looked fit and full of fun, and a bottom that tempted a gal to take a bite. Yikes. My nasty barbarian baddie might just be the fantasy I never knew I had. Author’s Note: Gemma’s books contain steamy shenanigans and enough naughty words to make someone (not her) blush.
Book Synopsis Dating for Monster Hunters by : Gemma Cates
Download or read book Dating for Monster Hunters written by Gemma Cates and published by Gemma Cates. This book was released on with total page 123 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Three dates to die for. Clara Babcock’s not the dating type. Her job’s demanding, and she hasn’t had the best luck finding men who appreciate her particular skills. Killing monsters doesn’t make for great dinner conversation. Small problem: Her mother wants grandbabies to cuddle, and she’s not about to leave such an important task solely up to her. Bigger problem: Her mother signed her up for an exclusive dating service…for humans. Probably because Clara’s kept her magic and her monster-hunting secret from her very human mother. Biggest problem: Her dates might want her dead. Dating for Monster Hunters features a matchmaking mom, a daughter with a magical secret, and three dates to die for. There might even be room for romance. Clara just has to give love a chance. Warning! Gemma’s books contain steamy shenanigans and enough naughty words to make someone (not her) blush.
Book Synopsis Fanged and Fabulous by : Gemma Cates
Download or read book Fanged and Fabulous written by Gemma Cates and published by Gemma Cates. This book was released on 2020-11-09 with total page 189 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: I Wanna Suck Your... Blood. I'm a vampire. Come on. Then I met Simon and couldn't help thinking: maybe I'm after more than a little nutrition. He's a runner on a strict diet. I eat chips and queso as a main course. He's punctual. I think five minutes late is on time. He's an engineer. I tell stories for a living. He's human. I'm not. One misanthropic vamp (me) meets one commitment-shy human (him) and sparks fly. But humans and vamps don't do relationships...right? Warning from the author: This book contains steamy vampire-human shenanigans, enough naughty words to make someone (not me) blush, and a vampire who secretly (deep, deep, deep down) longs to be loved. Previously published as I Wanna Suck Your.
Download or read book Fanged Duology written by Gemma Cates and published by Gemma Cates. This book was released on with total page 403 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two romantic comedies with bite! Fanged Duology includes: I Wanna Suck Your... Blood. I'm a vampire. Come on. Then I met Simon and couldn't help thinking: maybe I'm after more than a little nutrition. He's a runner on a strict diet. I eat chips and queso as a main course. He's punctual. I think five minutes late is on time. He's an engineer. I tell stories for a living. He's human. I'm not. One misanthropic vamp (me) meets one commitment-shy human (him) and sparks fly. But humans and vamps don't do relationships...right? Warning from the author: This book contains steamy vampire-human shenanigans, enough naughty words to make someone (not me) blush, and a vampire who secretly (deep, deep, deep down) longs to be loved. I Wanna Bite Your... Anything. Everything. Because you drive me crazy and make me wild. I shouldn't be attracted to you, but I am. You're a man-child. A boy who never became an adult. A bartending musician who wouldn't know what good healthcare and a retirement plan were if they bit you on your delectable butt. And you're keeping secrets. About who you are, maybe what you are. You're everything I avoid in men. You meet none of my dating list requirements. But sex isn't dating...right? One list-obsessed vamp with a love of rules (me) meets one not-quite-human hottie with too many secrets (him) and mostly naked yoga happens. Also sex. Sex definitely happens. But that's all we've got. We're not compatible in all the adult ways that a real relationship requires. Are we? Warning from the author: This book contains steamy vampire/not-quite-human shenanigans, enough naughty words to make someone (not me) blush, and a vampire who longs for her happily ever after but doesn't necessarily recognize it when it stares her in the face.
