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Author : Kate Wharton
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 1582461643
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (824 download)
Download or read book What Does Mrs. Claus Do? written by Kate Wharton and published by . This book was released on 2008 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Considers the many things Mrs. Claus might do while Santa delivers toys on Christmas.
Author : Nikki Strange
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781505298307
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (983 download)
Download or read book Doing Mrs. Claus written by Nikki Strange and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2014-11-30 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Have you had it with all of those wholesome Christmas tales? Does the thought of yet another year watching Rudolph, the Baby New Year, and Scrooge make you want to yak? Doing Mrs. Claus and the other books in the Amorous Adventure of Santa Claus series may just change the way you look at Christmas. If nothing else it just might put the heat back into Sexmas. Mrs. Claus had an enormous appetite for everything sexual, and in the weeks leading up to Christmas that desire expanded completely out of proportion to her normal needs. You see the hustle and bustle of Christmas, with all its ins and outs, and travels here and there, turned Mrs. Santa on. It made her-well, it made her horny. Unfortunately, it had just the opposite effect on Santa. Christmas was his busy season. There were toys to make, lists to put together, and reindeer paths to plan. When he was done working, Santa just wanted to come home, drop his fat ass in the chair, eat supper, and fall asleep watching the latest broadcast of the North Pole News. Mrs. Claus's special needs weren't high up on his list of priorities-not at Christmas time, anyway. ............... Mrs. C had developed a habit of hanging around outside of Santa's workshop at shift change. She'd start up a conversation with a hot young Elf, and next thing you know, she'd innocently follow him into the showers-chatting the entire way. At first the Elves didn't think much about it. It was a little strange and out of character for her, but they figured it was just Mrs. C being friendly. As time passed, and the visits became more frequent she became more hands on. One day the Elves discovered Mrs. C in the showers-bare ass naked-scrubbing their backs, and helping them wash their more private parts.
Author : Sue Fliess
Publisher : Two Lions
ISBN 13 : 9781503936980
Total Pages : 32 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (369 download)
Download or read book Mrs. Claus Takes the Reins written by Sue Fliess and published by Two Lions. This book was released on 2018-09-18 with total page 32 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: It's Christmas Eve morning, and Santa Claus is still in bed! He's feeling stuffy and sneezy and slow as a yeti. Will Christmas have to be canceled? Not this year! Because Mrs. Claus is ready to take the reins in Santa's place. With a plan in mind, Mrs. Claus assembles the crew, maps out the route, and preps the sleigh. Then, with a snap of the reins, she shoots off into the night. Delivering gifts all over the world without Santa's magic won't be easy, but Mrs. Claus proves she has some holiday sparkle of her own... With lively rhyming text and adorable artwork, this delightful Christmas adventure will get kids into the holiday spirit.
Author : Elsbeth Claus
Publisher : Sourcebooks Jabberwocky
ISBN 13 : 9781402211058
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (11 download)
Download or read book Mrs. Claus Explains It All written by Elsbeth Claus and published by Sourcebooks Jabberwocky. This book was released on 2008-11-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Real kids' questions finally answered by the expert herself—Mrs. Claus! Mrs. Claus has taken time from her incredibly busy schedule to finally answer some of the thousands of letters and millions of questions they get at the North Pole every year. Some of the questions finally getting an answer include: • How does Santa get into my house if we don't have a chimney? • What is Santa's favorite kind of cookie? • Where do elves come from? • Can all reindeer fly? Beautifully illustrated by David Wenzel, bestselling illustrator of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, this picture book reveals the answers to the questions children always ask—and they're all answered by the woman who knows the most: Mrs. Claus!
Author : Jeannie Schick Schick-Jacobowitz
Publisher : Sourcebooks
ISBN 13 : 9781492641230
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (412 download)
Download or read book A Bit of Applause for Mrs. Claus, 3E written by Jeannie Schick Schick-Jacobowitz and published by Sourcebooks. This book was released on 2016-10-01 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The must-have holiday book that finally gives Mrs. Claus her well deserved round of applause!
Author : Liz Ireland
Publisher : Kensington
ISBN 13 : 1496726588
Total Pages : 306 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (967 download)
Download or read book Mrs. Claus and the Santaland Slayings written by Liz Ireland and published by Kensington. This book was released on 2020-09-29 with total page 306 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “Exceptional…the perfect holiday entertainment.”— Publishers Weekly STARRED REVIEW This Christmas season, travel to the North Pole you’ve never seen before—where Santa’s new wife, April Claus, is not only set on creating the perfect holiday—she’s also set on solving the perfect crime… Love is full of surprises—though few compare to realizing that you’re marrying the real-life Santa. April Claus dearly loves her new husband, Nick, but adjusting to life in the North Pole is not all sugarplums and candy canes. Especially when a cantankerous elf named Giblet Hollyberry is killed—felled by a black widow spider in his stocking—shortly after publicly arguing with Nick. Christmastown is hardly a hotbed of crime, aside from mishaps caused by too much eggnog, but April disagrees with Constable Crinkle’s verdict of accidental death. As April sets out to find the culprit, it’ll mean putting the future of Christmas on the line—and hoping her own name isn’t on a lethal naughty list . . .
Author : Chris A. Shoemaker
Publisher : Greenleaf Book Group
ISBN 13 : 0979818664
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (798 download)
Download or read book The Great Mrs. Claus written by Chris A. Shoemaker and published by Greenleaf Book Group. This book was released on 2009-09 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This story is told by Sparky, Santa's senior elf, and his favourite nephew and niece, Rassle and Klee-Klee. Their surprising bed-time demonstration prompts their doting Uncle Sparky to share a seldom-told poem. It details how Santa first met Mrs Claus and fell (literally!) in love with her. At heart, "The Great Mrs Claus" is a coming-of-age story that proves we are never too old to show our true affections for one another. It features Mrs Claus -- an often overlooked but smart and fiercely independent-minded woman with an enormous sense of humour! The story reminds us to value our loved ones and practice those daily family rituals that make life special.
Author : Meena Harris
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9780316232272
Total Pages : 40 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (322 download)
Download or read book The Truth about Mrs. Claus written by Meena Harris and published by . This book was released on 2022 with total page 40 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An empowering holiday picture book by Meena Harris, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Ambitious Girl. Amalia the Elf loves everything about making teddy bears . . . Watching Grandma and Mama sew! Feeling the soft, velvety fur! Imagining the bears in their new homes! . . . except the bear-making part. Worried about disappointing her family, Amalia goes straight to Santa for advice. But it's Mrs. Claus who knows how to solve Amalia's problem--and who needs help with a secret of her own. From #1 New York Times bestselling author Meena Harris, The Truth About Mrs. Claus is an empowering story about being true to yourself, honoring family traditions, and believing in Christmas magic.
Author : Liz Ireland
Publisher : Kensington Cozies
ISBN 13 : 1496726634
Total Pages : 304 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (967 download)
Download or read book Mrs. Claus and the Halloween Homicide written by Liz Ireland and published by Kensington Cozies. This book was released on 2021-09-28 with total page 304 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: April Claus knows being married to the real Santa makes every day feel like Christmas. But when a different holiday arrives at the North Pole, so does murder . . . For the first time ever, Christmastown is celebrating a strange new tradition—Halloween. But not everyone is willing to watch their dependable winter wonderland get overrun by carved pumpkins and costume parties. As a series of scary happenings hit Santaland, each one more intense than the last, April realizes having a role in the festivities could cost her family, friends—even her own life. April isn’t the only unlucky target. Outspoken elf Tiny Sparkletoe is found dead in the snow outside his cottage, crushed in the middle of what appears to be a monstrous footprint. With mayhem descending like reindeer on rooftops, April must stop the Halloween killer before the fate of Mrs. Claus becomes another creepy tale to tell in the dark . . . “An exceptional series launch . . . This fun, well-plotted mystery is the perfect holiday entertainment.” —Publishers Weekly (starred review)
Author : Rhonda Parrish
Publisher : World Weaver Press
ISBN 13 : 9780998702247
Total Pages : 216 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (22 download)
Download or read book Mrs. Claus: Not the Fairy Tale They Say written by Rhonda Parrish and published by World Weaver Press. This book was released on 2017-11-28 with total page 216 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When you think of Mrs. Claus, do you imagine a quiet North Pole homebody who finds complete fulfillment in baking cookies, petting reindeer and crafting toys alongside elves? How about a magic-wielding ice goddess, or a tough-as-nails Valkyrie? Or maybe an ancient fae of dubious intentions, or a well-meaning witch? Could Mrs. Claus be a cigar-smoking Latina, or a crash-landed alien? Within these pages Mrs. Claus is a hero, a villain, a mother, a spacefarer, a monster hunter, and more. The only thing she decidedly is not, is a sidekick. It’s Mrs. Claus’ turn to shine and she is stepping out of Santa’s shadow and into the spotlight in these fourteen spectacular stories that make her the star! Featuring original short stories by Laura VanArendonk Baugh, C.B. Calsing, DJ Tyrer, Jennifer Lee Rossman, Kristen Lee, Randi Perrin, Michael Leonberger, Andrew Wilson, Ross Van Dusen, MLD Curelas, Maren Matthias, Anne Luebke, Jeff Kuykendall, and Hayley Stone.
Author : Megan R. Holmes
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781733344708
Total Pages : 28 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (447 download)
Download or read book Jammie Claus written by Megan R. Holmes and published by . This book was released on 2019-08 with total page 28 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While history is often incomplete, Mrs. Claus is not at the margin as most may have guessed. The true story is that many years ago before Santa was known, it was Jammie Claus who began the Christmas tradition of unconditional giving. Each Christmas Eve, she climbs into her magical gingerbread sleigh and spreads peace, love, and joy as she delivers Christmas pajamas to all. You will know the pajamas are from her when you find your Jammie Claus Bag filled and tied with a bow! Enjoy this box set with your own Jammie Claus bag and book to bring the tradition to your family.
Author : Linas Alsenas
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1338874640
Total Pages : 36 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (388 download)
Download or read book Mrs. Claus Takes a Vacation written by Linas Alsenas and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2022-09-06 with total page 36 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this funny, sweet, and charming picture book debut, Mrs. Claus leaves the snow (and her husband) behind in order to see the world... and get back in time for Christmas. Mrs. Claus needs to get out of the house. The endless snow at the North Pole is getting her down. And she doesn't see why her husband should get all the travel time in the family. So she hitches up the reindeer and takes a world tour -- leaving Santa to take care of himself (and the remaining reindeer) for the first time in a long time. Mrs. Claus loves traveling the globe... but she also misses Santa as much as Santa misses her. Will she be home in time for Christmas? We'll give you one guess...
Author : Ronald L. Greer
Publisher : Author House
ISBN 13 : 1481767003
Total Pages : 26 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (817 download)
Download or read book What Does Santa Claus Do When Christmas Is Over? written by Ronald L. Greer and published by Author House. This book was released on 2013-07 with total page 26 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Has your mind ever wondered as to what the jolly old man does, each year after delivering all of those wonderful presents, gifts and toys. Don't worry, the secret is about to be revealed. In this book, "What Does Santa Claus Do When Christmas Is Over" takes a whimsical look at Santa's activities: from the time he returns to the North Pole from delivering gifts to preparing for his trip on next Christmas Eve. After reading this book you will know what Santa Does When Christmas Is Over.
Author : Ronald L. Greer
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1481767011
Total Pages : 23 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (817 download)
Download or read book What Does Santa Claus Do When Christmas Is Over? written by Ronald L. Greer and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2013-07-24 with total page 23 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Has your mind ever wondered as to what the jolly old man does, each year after delivering all of those wonderful presents, gifts and toys. Don't worry, the secret is about to be revealed. In this book, "What Does Santa Claus Do When Christmas Is Over" takes a whimsical look at Santa's activities: from the time he returns to the North Pole from delivering gifts to preparing for his trip on next Christmas Eve. After reading this book you will know what Santa Does When Christmas Is Over.
Author : Jeff Guinn
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 110111892X
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (11 download)
Download or read book How Mrs. Claus Saved Christmas written by Jeff Guinn and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2006-10-19 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In How Mrs. Claus Saved Christmas, Jeff Guinn combines solid historical fact with glorious legend to deliver another heartwarming holiday book for the whole family. It's 1620 and Mrs. Claus's dear husband is off in the New World planting the seeds of what will become a glorious Christmas tradition. Meanwhile, Mrs. Claus has chosen to stay in England, where the first signs of a dangerous threat to Yuletide cheer are in evidence. The Puritans have gained control of Parliament and appear determined to take all the fun out of Christmas. But Mrs. Claus knows that it's time for serious action when, in 1647, a law is passed by Parliament that actually punishes anyone who celebrates Christmas. Using as its springboard the actual events of a day in 1647 when ten thousand peasants marched through the streets of Canterbury demanding their right to celebrate a beloved holiday, How Mrs. Claus Saved Christmas is rich in historical detail, adventure, and plain ol' Christmas fun.
Author : Elise Primavera
Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN 13 : 015201909X
Total Pages : 56 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (52 download)
Download or read book Auntie Claus written by Elise Primavera and published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt. This book was released on 1999 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When her eccentric Auntie Claus leaves for her annual business trip, Sophie Kringle stows away in her luggage, travels with her to the North Pole, and discovers that her aunt is really Santa's sister and helper. Beautiful illustrations add warmth to a delightful storyline.
Author : Bonnie M Gulan
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595211887
Total Pages : 148 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (952 download)
Download or read book A Collection of Mrs. Claus' Christmas Stories written by Bonnie M Gulan and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2001 with total page 148 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Imagine being seated at Mrs. Claus' large kitchen table along with Santa's elves as Mrs. Claus tells another of her favorite traditional Christmas stories filled with magic, love and adventure that only Christmas holds. Well Dear Reader, that's exactly where you will find yourself as you read this Collection of Mrs. Claus' Christmas Stories. Hurry. Be seated and start reading before Mrs. Claus' famous hot mint chocolate cools!
