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Book Synopsis Cat Jokes vs. Dog Jokes/Dog Jokes vs. Cat Jokes by : David Lewman
Download or read book Cat Jokes vs. Dog Jokes/Dog Jokes vs. Cat Jokes written by David Lewman and published by Workman Publishing Company. This book was released on 2023-06-20 with total page 135 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In this silly, comic-style joke collection for kids, one side is packed with cartoons of dog jokes told by cats, and the other side stuffed with cat jokes told by dogs—for more than 200 jokes in all! There are few rivalries across history that are quite as formidable as CATS vs. DOGS. In this fully illustrated joke book, they go head-to-head—with a twist or two that may give you…paws. Presented in tête-bêche format (read-from-both-sides), the first half of the book consists of cat jokes told by a recurring cast of dogs—What do you call an insect in a cat’s bathroom? A litterbug! But, flip the book over to start from the other side, and it becomes a book of dog jokes told by cats: What’s the difference between kibble and a heavy mist? One is dog food, and the other is fog, dude! In the middle spread, the casts of cartoon dogs and cats come together for a midbook finale of, believe it or not, shared giggles, snorts, and guffaws. The comic-book-style illustrations throughout offer added layers of humor, funny visuals, and wisecracking characters who don’t just tell the jokes, but comment on and react to them, too.
Download or read book It's Raining Cats and Dogs written by and published by . This book was released on 1988 with total page 56 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes about cats and dogs. Example: What's the worst weather for rats and mice? When it's raining cats and dogs.
Book Synopsis 101 Cat and Dog Jokes by : Katy Hall
Download or read book 101 Cat and Dog Jokes written by Katy Hall and published by Scholastic Paperbacks. This book was released on 1990 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An illustrated collection of jokes and riddles about dogs and cats including: What kind of cat has eight legs? An octo-puss!
Book Synopsis Official Cat Lovers-Dog Lovers Joke Book by : L Wilde
Download or read book Official Cat Lovers-Dog Lovers Joke Book written by L Wilde and published by Pinnacle Books. This book was released on 1988-09 with total page 228 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis 102 Cat and Dog Jokes by : Michael Pellowski
Download or read book 102 Cat and Dog Jokes written by Michael Pellowski and published by . This book was released on 1992 with total page 64 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of riddles about cats and dogs, including "What kind of dog is good with tools? A Wrench Poodle."
Book Synopsis Punny Peeps' Silly Cat and Dog Jokes by : Lisa Ayotte
Download or read book Punny Peeps' Silly Cat and Dog Jokes written by Lisa Ayotte and published by Bookbaby. This book was released on 2021-09-17 with total page 38 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 32 Silly Cat & Dog jokes, told by the Punny Peeps, that children and their families & friends will love to read over and over again! Funny, engaging pictures help readers to visualize the jokes, making it easier for them to remember the punchlines! Jokes and puns help to increase vocabulary, build critical thinking skills and strengthen emotional intelligence. The benefits of humor and laughter are endless! This is also a great joke book for teachers to use as an ice breaker or during their morning meetings and transition times throughout the school day! Additionally, students can use their imagination to create their own "Peeps" and design scenes to match their favorite jokes! ***Recommended for kids from 1-101!
Book Synopsis Reigning Cats And Dogs by : Hilary B. Price
Download or read book Reigning Cats And Dogs written by Hilary B. Price and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2003-04-02 with total page 100 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dog and cat owners alike will love this humorous little book. On page after page, they will see their own experiences with shedding loved ones brought to life in Hilary Price's captivating and clever cartoons.Reigning Cats and Dogs is a collection of the most popular dog and cat strips from Price's wonderfully funny syndicated comic, Rhymes with Orange. These fan favorites offer an insider's view of pet ownership-from the tumbleweeds of hair they deposit in every corner to their ability to take up so much room on the bed that you end up with your head on the nightstand.Readers also get a dog and cat's-eye view of the world-where canines cram for the obedience school final and felines explain their compulsion to sit on your newspaper. Plus there are plenty of quips on the lengths we people will go to satisfy our most beloved family members.Reigning Cats and Dogs is guaranteed to leave pet owners-and everyone else who treasures the best in contemporary cartooning-howling for more.
Book Synopsis I Could Chew on This by : Francesco Marciuliano
Download or read book I Could Chew on This written by Francesco Marciuliano and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2013-07-30 with total page 113 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius. Plus, this is a fixed-format version of the book, which looks nearly identical to the print version.
Book Synopsis Cat Jokes Vs. Dog Jokes/Dog Jokes Vs. Cat Jokes by : David Lewman
Download or read book Cat Jokes Vs. Dog Jokes/Dog Jokes Vs. Cat Jokes written by David Lewman and published by Workman Publishing. This book was released on 2023-08-15 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Cats vs. dogs takes on a whole new angle in this silly, comic-style joke collection for kids that's designed as a read-from-both-sides book: one side is packed with cartoons of dog jokes told by cats, and the other side stuffed with cat jokes told by dogs, for more than 200 jokes in all!
Book Synopsis A Dog Walks Into a Bar by : Joanne O'Sullivan
Download or read book A Dog Walks Into a Bar written by Joanne O'Sullivan and published by Sterling Publishing Company. This book was released on 2007 with total page 108 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Howl with laughter at dozens of the very best dog jokes ever collected--and made even funnier by the comic color illustrations that enliven every spread. Eleven hilarious sections capture every facet of canine humor: A Dog Walks into a Bar, Wonderdogs & Underdogs, Good Breeding, Dogs Gone Postal, Doggy Haiku; Man’s Best Friend, Cat’s Worst Enemy; Shaggy Dog Stories, Fetching Follies, Doggie Limericks, Puppy Love, and Kibbles & Bits.With its unbeatable subject matter, attractive package, and great price, it makes a terrific gift for all of Fido’s fans.
Book Synopsis 101 Cat and Dog Jokes by : Katy Hall
Download or read book 101 Cat and Dog Jokes written by Katy Hall and published by Turtleback. This book was released on 1990-01-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: An illustrated collection of jokes and riddles about dogs and cats including: What kind of cat has eight legs? An octo-puss!
Download or read book I'm Not Sorry written by Rosa Silva and published by . This book was released on 2018-02-27 with total page 44 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These cats have destroyed curtains, scratched couches, bitten hands, shredded toilet paper... and they are not sorry. Now they decided to celebrate their achievements in these insightful and funny poems written by themselves.With titles like "It's 6 a.m., time to wake up", "I hate the vet", "Oops, I did it again", "Let me in", and "Red dot, red dot", this collection of laugh-out-loud poems offers a cat's view on common wacky and exasperating feline behavior. It's the perfect gift for crazy cat lovers who appreciate hilarious insights into the feline nature.
Book Synopsis 101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids by : Cesar Dunbar
Download or read book 101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids written by Cesar Dunbar and published by Semsoli. This book was released on 2020-06-15 with total page 132 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get Ready for a Good Laugh - Make Your Children Lol With These Funny Dog Jokes! Why did the dog cross the road? Answer: To get to the 'barking' lot! All kids love dogs, and all kids love to laugh. That is why '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' is the perfect gift book for kids. This collection of dog jokes will have your kids rolling on the floor with laughter! Why You Should Get Your Paws On '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' In this book, you will find: - 100+ woof-tastic hilarious dog jokes - 30+ funny illustrations - No profanity or foul language This joke book is a great gift idea if you want to spend more quality time with your family: it provides young readers and their parents with hours of fun and laughter! Get Your Copy Of: '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids' Sample Jokes Will You Find Inside: Q: What do you call a dog magician? A: A labracadabrador! *** Q: What do you call a large dog that meditates? A: Aware wolf. *** Q: What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza? A: Pupperoni! Buy '101 Hilarious Dog Jokes For Kids', and get access to all the other jokes! Finally, as a FREE & EXCLUSIVE BONUS, you're also getting 11 super funny jokes from my popular book '101 Hilarious Cat Jokes For Kids.' So, are you ready for the funniest dog jokes you have ever come across? Take action now! Scroll to the top of this page and click the 'Buy Now' button.
Book Synopsis Pet Jokes That Will Make You Howl! by : Terry Pierce
Download or read book Pet Jokes That Will Make You Howl! written by Terry Pierce and published by Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.. This book was released on 2005 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A collection of jokes related to pets.
Book Synopsis Silly Animal Jokes and Tongue Twisters! Includes Cats, Dogs, Frogs, Toads, and Barnyard Animals by : Mrs. Barberelli
Download or read book Silly Animal Jokes and Tongue Twisters! Includes Cats, Dogs, Frogs, Toads, and Barnyard Animals written by Mrs. Barberelli and published by Lulu.com. This book was released on 2018-11-16 with total page 112 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tickle your funny bone with jokes, riddles, puns, knock-knocks, cute stories, crazy tongue twisters, and hilarious anecdotes! 1.) Question: Why did the old man wear a cat on his head? Answer: Because it was cheaper to wear a stray than buy a toupee! 2.) Question: How come frogs don't have necks? Answer: Because they do not wear neckties! 3.) Have fun trying to say each of these Silly Animal Tongue Twisters three times fast!!... Jumping jungle jaguars juggled jeeps and jewelry! Cacophonous cats caterwauled cordially! Fifty-five farting frogs followed funky farmer Fred for a fortnight! This book is full of outrageously fun reading entertainment for children - with the theme of our fine animal friends - including cats, dogs, frogs, toads, along with all sorts of furry barnyard animals! Except for funky Farmer Fred - for he is not an animal.
Book Synopsis Dogs Have Owners Cats Have Staff by : Funny Cat Quotes Humor Gift Idea Laugha
Download or read book Dogs Have Owners Cats Have Staff written by Funny Cat Quotes Humor Gift Idea Laugha and published by . This book was released on 2019-12-06 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Funny Cat Puns and Quotes, a nice Notebook and Blank Planer for Mum, Dad, Brother, Sister and the hole Family. Nice Gift and Present for Christmas, Mothers Day, Fathers Day and Birthday.
Book Synopsis Simon's Cat: It's a Dog's Life by : Simon Tofield
Download or read book Simon's Cat: It's a Dog's Life written by Simon Tofield and published by Canongate Books. This book was released on 2019-10-03 with total page 127 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: While patrolling his territory, Simon’s Cat dips into the lives of the many dogs in his neighbourhood, including crazy poodles, a lovestruck bulldog and a pack of mischievous puppies. With characteristic style and wit, Simon Tofield’s brilliantly observed illustrations capture the comical capers of different dog breeds, and some a-meow-sing encounters with their feline counterparts.
