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Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big?

Author : Dena Harris
Publisher : Ten Speed Press
ISBN 13 : 1607744902
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (77 download)

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Download or read book Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big? written by Dena Harris and published by Ten Speed Press. This book was released on 2013-09-17 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This diet-guide parody shows "extra furry" cats how to get svelte with kitty-specific versions of popular weight-loss and fitness regimes like the Zone, South Beach, Mayo Clinic, and French Women Don't Get Fat (But Their Cats Do). Americans own more than 86 million cats, and the wild popularity of cat videos--from YouTube to the Internet Cat Video Film Festival--proves that cat-lovers can't get enough kitty humor. This book pokes fun at tubby tabbies--the world's cutest (and surliest) fat creatures--with laugh-out-loud details that will tickle the funnybone of anyone "owned" by a cat. Lampooning trendy weight-loss regimes and health gurus, this book will also make people feel better about their own battle of the bulge in comparison to cats' insatiable appetites and lazy lifestyles. By eating right for their blood type, sourcing raw and living foods, joining Weight Stalkers, avoiding toxic treats, and exercising while lying down, felines of every shape (round) and size (round) will soon be motivated to ditch the fifth serving of Beef Morsels in Gravy for fresh, local options like that vole in the backyard.

Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big?

Author : Dena Harris
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 1607744899
Total Pages : 130 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (77 download)

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Download or read book Does This Collar Make My Butt Look Big? written by Dena Harris and published by . This book was released on 2013 with total page 130 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This diet-guide parody shows "extra furry" cats how to get svelte with kitty-specific versions of popular weight-loss and fitness regimes like the Zone, South Beach, Mayo Clinic, and French Women Don't Get Fat (But Their Cats Do). Americans own more than 86 million cats, and the wild popularity of cat videos--from YouTube to the Internet Cat Video Film Festival--proves that cat-lovers can't get enough kitty humor. This book pokes fun at tubby tabbies--the world's cutest (and surliest) fat creatures--with laugh-out-loud details that will tickle the funnybone of anyone "owned" by a cat. Lampooning trendy weight-loss regimes and health gurus, this book will also make people feel better about their own battle of the bulge in comparison to cats' insatiable appetites and lazy lifestyles. By eating right for their blood type, sourcing raw and living foods, joining Weight Stalkers, avoiding toxic treats, and exercising while lying down, felines of every shape (round) and size (round) will soon be motivated to ditch the fifth serving of Beef Morsels in Gravy for fresh, local options like that vole in the backyard.

Chicken Soup for the Soul: Devotional Stories for Wives

Author : Susan M. Heim
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1611599105
Total Pages : 400 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (115 download)

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Download or read book Chicken Soup for the Soul: Devotional Stories for Wives written by Susan M. Heim and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2013-09-10 with total page 400 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Life has always been filled with trials, including illness, job loss, grief, addictions, and much more. God never promised that earthly lives would be without difficulties, but he assured us that he will always be present to share burdens. "Chicken Soup for the Soul: Devotional Stories for Tough Times" is filled with stories that show God's presence during a time of trouble.

A Life with Dogs

Author : Roger Welsch
Publisher : U of Nebraska Press
ISBN 13 : 1496226690
Total Pages : 311 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (962 download)

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Download or read book A Life with Dogs written by Roger Welsch and published by U of Nebraska Press. This book was released on 2021-03 with total page 311 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Beloved Nebraska folklorist Roger Welsch explores our passion and love for dogs.

Rigatoni

Author : Jeffery F Dow
Publisher : Jeffery F. Dow
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 1529 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Rigatoni written by Jeffery F Dow and published by Jeffery F. Dow. This book was released on 2021-02-12 with total page 1529 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sarah Bartlett was an Academy Award-nominated film star, an Emmy-nominated television actress and a Tony-nominated stage performer. She was also awarded her very own Varsity Jacket by the former director of the US Department of Music’s Federal Hip Hop Administration. Appearing in over 20 films (including Hearts of Sorrow, Hearts of Celery; Perkwit’s Secret Bramboráky (the fourth installment of the Blurg movies); and Shadow of the Fish), she also starred on stage in such shows as Howling at the Moon: The Dog Musical; Billiard Balls of Death; and Dreadful About Those Shock Treatments, Eh? The woman was also an accomplished musician who performed guitar and baglama not only with her own group (Zooey’s Lampshade) but also with the Hattiesburg Symphony Orchestra and Industrial Pole Bean Outlet; with the Palm Frond and Banana Spider Symphony Orchestra; and with the ’56 Elvis Quintet at the Memphis in November: From Too Cool to Too Cold Music, Art and Law Practice Festival). There were other sides to Sarah, sides that she preferred people not know much about, sides involving Queen Victoria costumes, drinking way too many sodas at one sitting, and that whole ceramic curry serving bowl (from 2400 BCE) incident, which she knew would greatly upset anthropologists all over the world. Here, for the first time, is the entire story of Sarah Bartlett’s life, including her children, her husband, her boyfriend, her shoes, her Toyota Cadberry, and her dreams (some of them involving picture frames made of cheese; some of them involving the Poky Little Puppy; some of them involving Gloria Swanson wearing a miniskirt, a pair of orange flip-flops and a T-shirt with a picture of Andy Warhol and the phrase “Hey, look, I’m a can of soup” on it; some of them involving cats with lobster claws for legs; and some of them involving copious amounts of Ranch Dressing). The book also includes over 150 illustrations, and some of them actually make sense. If you’re looking for a book that offers the best ratio of cost per laugh, look no further. Further? Farther? Wait, let’s think this through. Uhh, farther has an a in it, and measure has an a in it, so farther relates to distance. So, yeah, further is the right adjective to use. The Seattle Drainpipe Gazette says, “Rigatoni is to books as cat hair is to dogs.” The Farmington Inquirer calls Rigatoni “unobtrusive,” “mildly trapezoidal,” and “looks great under some flowerpots.” And the Tucson Rock Trader says, “If we crowdfund, we can raise enough money to get this author the serious help he so obviously needs. This isn’t a cry for help, this is a sustained scream through a set of Peavey Dark Matter DM 118 Powered PA Subwoofer Speakers.”

Attack of the Political Cartoonists

Author : J. P. Trostle
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 164 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Attack of the Political Cartoonists written by J. P. Trostle and published by . This book was released on 2004 with total page 164 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Biographical sketches of American editorial cartoonists, with samples of their work.

Ancient Egyptians

Author : Laura Buller
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0756640555
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (566 download)

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Download or read book Ancient Egyptians written by Laura Buller and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2007-06-18 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Meet the dudes who made history happen. With quirky, inspired artwork, History Dudes’ look at the past is both irreverent and informative. Each book takes the reader on a journey through a key event, theme, or period in world history, with explanatory reference spreads, comic strips, and interviews with historical dudes along the way. Rich Cando started drawing the nationally syndicated comic strip Chaos while a student at UCLA. His Star Dudes series, a spoof of Star Wars, has earned him fans worldwide and has been shown in museums around the world. Brings the past to life in a unique, fun and appealing way Packed with amazing facts and hilarious historical anecdotes The strong visual appeal will engage even the most reluctant reader

The End

Author : Andy Lewis
Publisher : Writers Republic LLC
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 150 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (853 download)

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Download or read book The End written by Andy Lewis and published by Writers Republic LLC. This book was released on 2022-04-08 with total page 150 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Nathan Turner, a member of the Army Reserve, is called up one night. Part of his unit gets sent to Washington, DC, to aid forces in trying to contain a strange virus that is quickly infecting people. As the infected attack a safe zone camp he is assigned to, Nathan ends up saving Chelsey, an eight-year-old girl. After the military bombs DC, he and Chelsey make their way to the harbor to leave. They find a downed helicopter with a mysterious woman named Melissa, who is badly hurt and unconscious. He spends a while nursing Melissa back to health and saves her life. They both fall in love while trying to find her dad, who can help get them to safety and an understanding of what is going on.

A Heart Divided

Author : Cherie Bennett
Publisher : Delacorte Press
ISBN 13 : 0307556654
Total Pages : 320 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (75 download)

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Download or read book A Heart Divided written by Cherie Bennett and published by Delacorte Press. This book was released on 2009-05-06 with total page 320 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Is the Confederate battle flag a racist symbol—or a proud reminder of Southern heritage? When Kate’s liberal-minded family moves from the suburbs of New York City to a small town near Nashville, Kate is convinced her life is over. Redford lives up to Kate’s low expectations. The Confederate battle flag waves proudly in the sky, the local diner serves grits and sweet tea, and country music rules the airwaves. Then she meets Jackson Redford III, scion of the town and embodiment of everything Dixie. And dang if brilliant, gorgeous Jack doesn’t make Kate decide that maybe her new hometown isn’t so bad after all. But a petition to replace the school’s Confederate flag symbol is stirring up trouble. Kate dives right in, not afraid to attack what she sees as offensive. Getting involved means making enemies, though, and soon, Kate and Jack—and their families—find themselves pitted against each other in a bitter controversy: not just about the flag, but about what it means to be an American.

Simulacrum

Author :
Publisher : Circlet Press
ISBN 13 : 1613900570
Total Pages : 270 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (139 download)

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Download or read book Simulacrum written by and published by Circlet Press. This book was released on with total page 270 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Hell If We Don't Change Our Ways

Author : Brittany Means
Publisher : Zibby Books
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 262 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (862 download)

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Download or read book Hell If We Don't Change Our Ways written by Brittany Means and published by Zibby Books. This book was released on 2023-10-03 with total page 262 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A PEOPLE magazine pick, Best Books Fall 2023: “A breathtaking memoir about surviving a horrifying childhood; Means...transforms memories...into a work of art.” Starred review from Kirkus: “This book is an outstanding debut...A harrowing and soulful memoir to be read, savored, and reread." “Brittany Means has pieced together the shards of a devastating childhood in this powerful memoir. It’s gut-wrenching but at the same time triumphant, harrowing yet exquisitely told. Hell If We Don’t Change Our Ways is a story of survival that left me choked up and cheering.” –Jeannette Walls, author of The Glass Castle “The book's lasting impact might be what it demands of the memoir genre. Brittany Means has, at once, created the most readable and the most psychologically rigorous book I've read in decades. I needed the reminder that art can do this.” –Kiese Laymon, author of Heavy “I can’t write a story about myself as the sad, quiet child of two drug addicts. That’s not how it was, even when it was. To me, sleeping in the car was normal. Better, it was comfy and fun. I loved my bed made of clothes inside a trash bag that I sank into slowly like Uncle Fester from the Addams Family movie. . . . I loved the motels and their swimming pools and trashy daytime TV channels. . . . Nobody could tell us what to do.” Brittany Means’s childhood was a blur of highways and traumas that collapsed any effort to track time. Riding shotgun as her mother struggled to escape abusive relationships, Brittany didn’t care where they were going—to a roadside midwestern motel, a shelter, or The Barn in Indiana, the cluttered mansion her Pentecostal grandparents called home—as long as they were together. But every so often, her mom would surprise her—and leave. As Brittany grew older and questioned her own complicated relationships and the poverty, abuse, and instability that enveloped her, she began to recognize that hell wasn’t only the place she read about in the Bible; it was the cycle of violence that entrapped her family. Through footholds such as horror movies, neuropsychology, and strong bonds, Brittany makes sense of this cycle and finds a way to leave it. While untangling the web of her most painful memories, Brittany crafts a tale of self-preservation, resilience, and hope with a unique narrative style—a sparkling example of the human ability to withstand the most horrific experiences and still thrive.

Echoes from the Halls

Author : Gregg Stoner
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 144016956X
Total Pages : 369 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (41 download)

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Download or read book Echoes from the Halls written by Gregg Stoner and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2009-11-18 with total page 369 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: MMarines and Navy Corpsmen tell their unique stories about experiences they had during their careers. Many of their careers were brought short by debilitating wounds received during battles or from land mines. Some have received Purple Hearts for injuries, and many had to return to battle after healing. The stories are about daily life in the Marines and Navythe unique and little things that make life interesting to men who at any moment could be called to action to hot-zone somewhere in the world. Most of the stories in this book come from the web site The Halls of Montezuma, a site designed as a meeting place for Marines and Navy Corpsmen. The stories reflect their feelings about what they did and how it impacted their lives. The stories range from serious to humorous. All wrote from the heart.

Avery Daniels Is Off Limits

Author : Season Vining
Publisher : Tule Publishing
ISBN 13 : 1961544032
Total Pages : 215 pages
Book Rating : 4.9/5 (615 download)

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Download or read book Avery Daniels Is Off Limits written by Season Vining and published by Tule Publishing. This book was released on 2023-09-14 with total page 215 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The heart wants what it wants…convenient or not. Instead of winning a prestigious cooking competition, Sundia Sharma won infamy by breaking her tailbone on television. Thinking her culinary dreams are over, she prepares to head back to her corporate accounting job. That is, until a world-famous celebrity chef, impressed by her innovative recipes, offers her an internship at his new restaurant. It’s Sundia’s last shot to prove to herself—and her family—that she has what it takes. If only her crush wasn’t the chef’s personal assistant…and her new roommate. With a love ‘em and leave ‘em reputation, Avery Daniels is practically famous—perhaps infamous—as far as West Coast lesbians go. As the right-hand woman to a celebrity chef, Avery barely has time to breathe, let alone do dinner or dates. She prides herself on staying cool in all situations, but something about Sundia gets under her skin—and in the stone-cold heart she denies having. Sundia can’t afford any more mishaps—or temptations—and firmly friend zones Avery. But staying apart gets more challenging as both their walls slowly crumble in and out of the kitchen.

Falling For A Wolf #2 (BBW Werewolf Shifter Romance)

Author : Mac Flynn
Publisher : Crescent Moon Studios, Inc.
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 47 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Falling For A Wolf #2 (BBW Werewolf Shifter Romance) written by Mac Flynn and published by Crescent Moon Studios, Inc.. This book was released on 2015-01-15 with total page 47 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Christina Monet’s dream of a relaxing life in the woods is interrupted with the constant, and seductive, presence of her werewolf neighbor, Adam. She escapes his claws only when she falls into the clutches of Clara Vandersnoot and her welcoming party filled with high-society and low morals. There she meets another newcomer to the area who has secrets of his own that he would do anything to keep, even if it means giving her a permanent reprieve from both Adam and life. Falling For A Wolf #2 is the second book in the FALLING FOR THE WOLF series. KEYWORDS: new adult, mystery, paranormal, supernatural, fantasy, folklore, folktale, folk tale, legend, legends, myth, myths, action adventure, action, adventure, second chances, comedy, humor, horror, free, freebie, free book, free books, book, books, free ebook, ebook, free novel, rich, quick read, read, short, serial, series, college, funny, female protagonist, novel, secret, suspense, thriller, alpha male, literature, story, stories, hero, fiction, box, box set, boxed, boxed set, romance, free romance, free romance ebook, free romance ebooks, free romance book, free romance books, billionaire, wealthy, millionaire, women's fiction, racy, legal, free romance novel, free romance books, billionaire romance, urban, contemporary, 21st century, current, historical, past, demon, werewolf, shifter, shapeshifter, transform, wolf

Falling For A Wolf Box Set (BBW Werewolf Shifter Romance)

Author : Mac Flynn
Publisher : Crescent Moon Studios, Inc.
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 274 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book Falling For A Wolf Box Set (BBW Werewolf Shifter Romance) written by Mac Flynn and published by Crescent Moon Studios, Inc.. This book was released on with total page 274 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The entire Falling For the Wolf series in one complete package! Christina Monet buys her home-away-from-home deep in the woods, and it comes with the perk of a handsome but mysterious stranger. He seems to hold a strange fear over the animals, and when she starts hearing howls in the night she learns he has more secrets than the squirrels have nuts. KEYWORDS: new adult, mystery, paranormal, supernatural, fantasy, folklore, folktale, folk tale, legend, legends, myth, myths, action adventure, action, adventure, second chances, comedy, humor, horror, free, freebie, free book, free books, book, books, free ebook, ebook, free novel, rich, quick read, read, short, serial, series, college, funny, female protagonist, novel, secret, suspense, thriller, alpha male, literature, story, stories, hero, fiction, box, box set, boxed, boxed set, romance, free romance, free romance ebook, free romance ebooks, free romance book, free romance books, billionaire, wealthy, millionaire, women's fiction, racy, legal, free romance novel, free romance books, billionaire romance, urban, contemporary, 21st century, current, historical, past, demon, werewolf, shifter, shapeshifter, transform, wolf

Sex and the Single Sister: Five Novellas

Author : Maryann Reid
Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1429908130
Total Pages : 193 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (299 download)

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Download or read book Sex and the Single Sister: Five Novellas written by Maryann Reid and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2007-04-01 with total page 193 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The African American answer to Sex and the City---a collection of hip, sexy, funny novellas about successful black women in their twenties, on the dating scene, making all the wrong moves . . . A fine ambitious sister on the rise to stardom, junior correspondent to NBC News, Farah's, has life on a string. And she's looking for a quick hook-up. But this sister's about to learn what happens when you take the fast track to love . . .Alaya fled the projects, determined not to be anybody's baby-mama, got her degree, and opened her own accounting firm. Everything is perfect. All she needs now is that perfect someone. Only holding out for "Mr. Right" may mean missing out on love altogether . . .Kenya, an almost-thirty successful investment strategist is plotting some strategies of her own to alleviate her "Can't Find a Husband" blues. So when her hot Latin neighbor's dog kicks sand in her face while she's meditating on the beach, she realizes that it not quite the first move she had in mind, but it seems to be fate. That is until an old flame comes strolling back into her life and she has to make a choice...Alexis is fabulously fine and fresh out of a stifling relationship with the "right man." She's got a wild side (to put it mildly) she's been dying to release. Enter Mike, a strong brother with rough edges and enough daring to indulge fantasies Alexis didn't even know she had...Waceera's travels all over the world have taught her one thing: there is no such thing as one good man. The world is her buffet and variety is the spice that keeps life yummy. The last thing on this sister's mind is settling down.

Gentlemen Prefer Curves

Author : Sugar Jamison
Publisher : Macmillan + ORM
ISBN 13 : 1466826304
Total Pages : 239 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (668 download)

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Download or read book Gentlemen Prefer Curves written by Sugar Jamison and published by Macmillan + ORM. This book was released on 2014-09-30 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: SOMETIMES SIZE DOES MATTER Belinda Gordon thought she had it all-a great job, wonderful friends, a home of her own. She's even come to love her voluptuous body. But she still can't shake the feeling that something is missing. And then Carter Lancaster, aka Her Biggest Mistake, shows up in town, as irresistible as ever, and shakes up her entire world. WHEN IT COMES TO LOVE Carter never expected to find Belinda in town, looking as delicious as the day he married her five years ago-before she walked out on him after six weeks and a painful misunderstanding that included his baby daughter, Ruby. A quick divorce is the sensible option-but Carter can't let Belinda go now, not when he can see the family they could be. Love may be a curveball, but this time he's going to prove to Belinda that he can hit it out of the park... Gentlemen Prefer Curves is the third book in the Perfect Fit series Praise for Sugar Jamison's Dangerous Curves Ahead "Laugh out loud funny and super sexy, with unique characters you can't help but love!"-New York Times bestselling author Lori Foster