Author : Ian Wood
Publisher : Ian Wood
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 474 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Book Synopsis Dire Virgins by : Ian Wood
Download or read book Dire Virgins written by Ian Wood and published by Ian Wood. This book was released on 2019-05-29 with total page 474 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One Choice - derides your friends! One Choice - turns out to be a huge mistake! One Choice - and it's thirty bucks down the drain! One Choice - can defame you! A parody of one example of the most insane flotsam of trilogies to surface after The Hunger Games. It's one of the few books that actually comes with a health warning: Quitting reading this novel now greatly reduces serious risks to your mental health. Remember: abstinence is the only guaranteed way to avoid pregnant pauses. Comes with a wealth of extras: Awful Q&A. Disgusted Guide. Dire Virgins Playlist! Faction Multi-Festering! Diss Questions. Bad Writing Tips (how to write your own pathetic YA trilogy). From the insane author of: Asshat's Fables Baker Street Bar Trek Dune With the Wind It's a Wonderful Lie! Macdeath Merde on the Prurient Express Misadventures Mindgame Raw Stars Thoracic Pearl Fallen Condom Urinals