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Publisher : James M. SPears
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 81 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Giggling Idiots Galore written by and published by James M. SPears. This book was released on 2013-12-29 with total page 81 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: These twenty of the funniest stories on the face of the Earth will keep you laughing all day long!
Author : A. J. Lape
Publisher : A.J. Lape
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Download or read book Grade A Stupid written by A. J. Lape and published by A.J. Lape. This book was released on 2012-11-12 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A murderer thinks it was the perfect kill. A teenage sleuth vows to have the last word. Meet Darcy Walker: Practical joker. Adrenaline junkie. With an allergic reaction to schoolwork. In Darcy’s world, the best parts of the day are lunch, staring at good butts, and when the final bell rings. But everything changes when she discovers a dead body near Valley High. It jumpstarts her inner-sleuth and she vows to catch the murderer. Teaming up with an out of shape jock and the school bad boy to unravel the clues, Darcy soon realizes chasing the sins of a killer can come with a price. Danger spikes the deeper she digs as she uncovers a startling connection between the corpse, a fellow nerd, and a gang infiltrating the school. When a stalker begins to shadow her every move, threatening torture and death if she doesn’t stand down, Darcy has a decision to make: concede defeat or go Mach-1 at the truth and pray she comes out alive. GRADE A STUPID is the first novel in the action-packed Darcy Walker Teenage Sleuth Thrillers. If you enjoy humorous dialogue, twisty plots, and gritty heroines who are verbs in a world full of nouns, then you’ll love this novel where the underdog saves the day. Dive into this bestselling teen mystery readers call Stephanie Plum meets Veronica Mars meets Pretty Little Liars today!
Author : James M. Spears
Publisher : James M. SPears
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 58 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Actin' Really Stupid, Showin' Out, and Monkey Shinin' written by James M. Spears and published by James M. SPears. This book was released on 2019-04-18 with total page 58 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Stories that'll keep you laughing, sniggling, and giggling all day long.
Author : Sean Grigsby
Publisher : Watkins Media Limited
ISBN 13 : 0857667742
Total Pages : 356 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (576 download)
Download or read book Smoke Eaters written by Sean Grigsby and published by Watkins Media Limited. This book was released on 2018-03-06 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When dragons rise from the earth, firefighters are humanity’s last line of defence, in this wild near-future fantasy. Firefighter Cole Brannigan is on the verge of retirement after 30 years on the job, and a decade fighting dragons. But during his final fire call, he discovers he’s immune to dragon smoke. It’s such a rare power that he’s immediately conscripted into the elite dragon-fighting force known as the Smoke Eaters. Retirement cancelled, Brannigan is re-assigned as a lowly rookie, chafing under his superiors. So when he discovers a plot to take over the city’s government, he takes matters into his own hands. With hundreds of innocent civilians in the crosshairs, it’s up to Brannigan and his fellow Smoke Eaters to repel the dragon menace. File Under: Fantasy
Author : Funny Divorce Party Publishing
Publisher : Independently Published
ISBN 13 : 9781077596214
Total Pages : 120 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (962 download)
Download or read book Ding Dong Stupid Is Gone written by Funny Divorce Party Publishing and published by Independently Published. This book was released on 2019-07-02 with total page 120 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Great Divorce Party Or Break Up Note book This funny divorce Planner or Journal is the ideal gift for People who were divocred or plan to do a divorce. Great for Ex-Wifes Or Ex-Husbands to, sketch, write memories and thoughts take notes or doodle of their new Life. This journal can also be useful to write down your good or bad memoires or just to plan your new life.
Author : Jaqueline Snowe
Publisher : Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD)
ISBN 13 : 1786517795
Total Pages : 245 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (865 download)
Download or read book The Game Changer written by Jaqueline Snowe and published by Totally Entwined Group (USA+CAD). This book was released on 2019-04-02 with total page 245 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pretending to date your best friend is always a good idea...right? Wrong. Greta Aske has a lot on her mind, and a string of bad dates has her giving up on men, at least for the time being. Her life contains a little too much drama, meaning she needs a break and to save money and get good grades. The perfect solution presents itself—pretend to date the campus playboy. That'll keep the guys away for sure. Aaron Hill is desperate to save his baseball career because, with his dad fighting cancer, he damn well knows he can't ask for a single penny from his parents. Baseball is his past, present and future, so when a scandal threatens his chance in the MLB, he turns to his best friend for help. A fake relationship will keep him out of trouble. It's perfect, really. Greta's taking a break from dating and Aaron needs to focus on training. Nothing could go wrong...as long as neither falls for the other. But when lines are crossed, what's real and fake blurs and the two are forced to face their fears. Could Greta be the game changer Aaron needs? Reader advisory: This book contains scenes of underage characters drinking and scenes of violence. There is also a family member with cancer.
Author : James M. Spears
Publisher : James M. SPears
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 102 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Peeping Toms, Crybabies, and Stupid Jerks written by James M. Spears and published by James M. SPears. This book was released on 2019-04-14 with total page 102 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Designed to keep you laughing for hours on end as you sit back, listen, and enjoy over four hours of non-stop laughter, satire, and humor. Twelve Funny Stories!
Author : Eric Burnett
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 0595234305
Total Pages : 155 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (952 download)
Download or read book Middle Ages for the Classroom written by Eric Burnett and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2002 with total page 155 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Scott C Hammond Phd
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1475988710
Total Pages : 239 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (759 download)
Download or read book Lessons of the Lost written by Scott C Hammond Phd and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2013-06-20 with total page 239 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: "At some point in our lives, we have all been lost in a wilderness of some kind, whether literal or metaphorical, without any direction on how to find our way back home... [P]eople who have been lost, in the wilderness, in the workplace, or in life, can teach us how to go beyond survival and thrive, regardless of the nature of our personal wildernesses.: -- Publisher.
Author : Richard Karrel
Publisher : iUniverse
ISBN 13 : 1450265510
Total Pages : 268 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (52 download)
Download or read book 911 written by Richard Karrel and published by iUniverse. This book was released on 2010-12-01 with total page 268 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Psychiatrist Woody Wood, Americas love guru and renowned phobia specialist, persuaded his fiance to wait until their wedding night to consummate their relationship, because unbeknownst to her and the millions who read his syndicated sexual advice column, Woody is still a virgin due to a debilitating performance anxiety. Further complicating matters is the sudden arrival of Woodys 72-year-old- mother, Happy, and her one-legged psychopathic boyfriend who escaped from a locked mental ward and appeared at Woodys doorstep just in time to brew a potpourri of unimaginable trouble for the two love birds. Happys never-ending supply of laxatives, scathing truths, and a mysterious red shoebox wreak havoc on Rudd Waters, the fetching former beauty queen and fiance of Woody, and Woodys three-legged incontinent and neurotic dog, Di. Woodys two million dollar mansion, not big enough for the four of them, becomes even smaller with the addition of Lucky, Happys slutty daughter, Luckys do-nothing husband, Jeep, and Ben, Luckys rotund lawyer friend and married lover. Julian, a promiscuous chef, and Christian, a conflicted and closeted heart surgeon and former lover of Rudd, round out this crazy mix. Told from the point of view of thirteen characters, 911 is a dark comedy based on real people and an incredible chain of real events that ultimately threaten not only Woodys sanity, but his life! Happy, Jewish American Princess and marionette mistress extraordinaire, possesses the uncanny ability to control the destiny of misfits, embroiled in a Gordian knot, in the end unveiling unexpected acumen and cunning talent.
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Total Pages : 1066 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (91 download)
Download or read book The Cosmopolitan written by and published by . This book was released on 1893 with total page 1066 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
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Total Pages : 590 pages
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Download or read book The Knickerbocker written by and published by . This book was released on 1841 with total page 590 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : James Wilde
Publisher : AuthorHouse
ISBN 13 : 1449033547
Total Pages : 382 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (49 download)
Download or read book Three Shattered Souls written by James Wilde and published by AuthorHouse. This book was released on 2009-09 with total page 382 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sometimes fathers should not be awarded custody of their own children. Especially, when there's an ulterior motive. "Three Shattered Souls" is a memoir of how a father gained custody of his three young children and tricked his new wife into raising them. She outwardly rejected his kids, putting them through cruel mental and physical anguish for years. This is a gripping account of the abuse they were forced to endure under the brutal hands of their stepmother. Sometimes it's better for children to live with their unfit birth mother. Especially, if this book exemplifies the alternative.
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Total Pages : 600 pages
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Download or read book The Knickerbacker written by and published by . This book was released on 1841 with total page 600 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Author : Harry Pants
Publisher : Silky Oak Press
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 202 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)
Download or read book Midlife written by Harry Pants and published by Silky Oak Press. This book was released on with total page 202 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Ready for a rich, ribald farce that'll make you laugh till something explodes? With chapter names like Don't Talk to the Underpants, Well it Felt Like a Tail, Would You Like Your Hedge Trimmed?, and Purple-Headed Junket-Pumper, you know you're in good hands. Well … bits of you, anyway. So join Wally and Masey Head, Bruce the Crumpet-Crazed Gardener, the Lovely Tess, the Tiny Police Force, and the Beautiful Fat Twins for a rollicking risque romp with rope and romance. . ★★★★★ "So Much More Than a Crazy, Stupid Love Story" - Australian author "Alarna Rose Gray" "LOL funny in an Aussie, oh-so-wrong, politically incorrect way. If you can (ahem) swallow that, then beneath all the sex, humour and bravado you will find a vulnerable, honest, touching tale of what it means to be human... Approach it with an open mind, and what you get is a story about change that will, in fact, change you." Three words. Irreverent. Uplifting. Life-changing."
Author : Graeme Morgan
Publisher : Petal
ISBN 13 : 1434382990
Total Pages : 261 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (343 download)
Download or read book Tim Drake written by Graeme Morgan and published by Petal. This book was released on 2008-06 with total page 261 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Tim Drake Darktime Tim Drake is very unhappy with his life. Not because of anything that anyone in particular has done to him or because of any traumatic experience in his past. Tim is dissatisfied because life is just not long enough. He wants more and he believes that he has found a way to get it. Tim has spent the last twenty years of his life researching Spells Spiritualism and Medicine. He might just have genuinely found a way to extend his life but only by stealing somebody else's. Tim Drake is either insane or genuinely in possession of a powerful secret either way he does not care and he is not sharing. Tim Drake is the Don Quixote from Hell. www.darktime.co.uk www.timdrake.co.uk
Author : Tom Dalzell
Publisher : Routledge
ISBN 13 : 1317625129
Total Pages : 880 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (176 download)
Download or read book The Concise New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English written by Tom Dalzell and published by Routledge. This book was released on 2014-11-27 with total page 880 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Concise New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English presents all the slang terms from The New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English in a single volume. Containing over 60,000 entries, this concise new edition of the authoritative work details the slang and unconventional English of from around the English-speaking world since 1945, and through the first decade of the new millennium, with the same thorough, intense, and lively scholarship that characterized Partridge’s own work. Unique, exciting and, at times, hilariously shocking, key features include: unprecedented coverage of World English, with equal prominence given to American and British English slang, and entries included from Australia, New Zealand, Canada, India, South Africa, Ireland, and the Caribbean emphasis on post-World War II slang and unconventional English dating information for each headword in the tradition of Partridge, commentary on the term’s origins and meaning. New to this second edition: a new preface noting slang trends of the last eight years over 1,000 new entries from the US, UK and Australia, reflecting important developments in language and culture new terms from the language of social networking from a range of digital communities including texting, blogs, Facebook, Twitter and online forums many entries now revised to include new dating and new glosses, ensuring maximum accuracy of content. The Concise New Partridge Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English is a spectacular resource infused with humour and learning – it’s rude, it’s delightful, and it’s a prize for anyone with a love of language.
