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Diary of a Farting Guest

Author : Anthony Wright
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781987566925
Total Pages : 116 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (669 download)

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Book Synopsis Diary of a Farting Guest by : Anthony Wright

Download or read book Diary of a Farting Guest written by Anthony Wright and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2018-04-04 with total page 116 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Diary of a Farting Guest An Unofficial ROBLOX Book! Welcome to the wonderful world of Roblox. As some of you may know, in Roblox you are able to create your own world and make it what you are wanting it to be. With this book, you are going to step into the world that Bella has created that revolves around her and her those that she goes to school with. Bella discovers that she can step up and become an advocate for others who are being bullied as she is without even realizing it. She is able to go about her daily life and play detective to help keep others in her school safe from someone that they would never have suspected to be the bad guy. Join in on Bella's fun as she discovers who she is all thanks to a little game called Roblox. If you are going to play Roblox, make sure that you get your parent's permission so that you are not getting harmed. As you have probably already been told, there are all kinds of people online and you need to be able to protect yourself and telling your parents about things like strange people talking to you or wanting to meet you is one of the things that you need to do in order to keep yourself safe. You can go to www.roblox.com to create an account if you have not already and join in on a world that is going to take you out of this world and allow you to be someone else even if it is for a little while. Also, there are all kinds of guides online that you are going to be able to use to play the game so that you are not ashamed to play Roblox like Bella was in this book. Enjoy and please, be safe!

Pokemon Go: Diary of a Farting Pikachu

Author : Red Smith
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781537718095
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (18 download)

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Book Synopsis Pokemon Go: Diary of a Farting Pikachu by : Red Smith

Download or read book Pokemon Go: Diary of a Farting Pikachu written by Red Smith and published by . This book was released on 2016-09-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pikachu is such a cute Pokemon. But when he gets gassy, he will become a fart whisperer. OR a fart shouterer. He's obsessed! Are silent farts worse? How can Pikachu save himself from those mega-embarrassing moments? Can Pikachu turn his fart into a deadly weapon or his butt will say otherwise?Ready to laugh your butt off?Grab it now while it's still available at this discounted price.

The Diary of Jinky

Author : Carole Raphaelle Davis
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740789066
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (47 download)

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Book Synopsis The Diary of Jinky by : Carole Raphaelle Davis

Download or read book The Diary of Jinky written by Carole Raphaelle Davis and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My mom used to be somebody, but she doesn't want to remember who that was. She was in movies, on TV, she made records, and was an underwear model. My dad is a writer--or at least he sleeps at the computer a lot." Jinky's "mom" and "dad" might be complainers, but Jinky is just happy to be alive. He enjoys every minute and he can't understand why his lucky, pampered Hollywood parents and their show business friends are such miserable whiners. After all, Jinky's life started badly: My life began in a cage in San Pedro, California. Some creepy guy bought me for his stupid wife and she didn't want me. . . . One night, the guy took me to the pound. They threw me into a cold, wet crate and slammed the gate. . . . I was scheduled to be 'put down' or, as I like to say, murdered. But I got lucky." Now Jinky lives in a beautiful house in the Hollywood Hills. He has a pool and a Jacuzzi and sports cars and a fat blond terrier girlfriend named Finley who loves to lick his ears. Jinky went from an unloved and abandoned pet to sleeping in bed with his mom (a former Pet herself, in Penthouse--she looks good) and eating delicious food off his dad's plate (his mom cooks good, too). Jinky knows what's important in life, and he wishes his mom and dad could stop worrying about their status in Hollywood and enjoy life as much as he does. He can't understand why show business people are always so unhappy, especially the funny ones. Every "pitch" meeting Jinky overhears, every Hollywood dinner he eavesdrops on, every Hollywood barbecue, lunch, and casual encounter in coffee shops is another chance for these people to bitch and moan about "the business." But Jinky's "tail" is not just about his hilariously self-obsessed parents and their friends. And his message is not just that happiness is not about how much we have, but how we love. His is a tale about how hope, perseverance, and even one small act of kindness can change a life.

Warning Fart Zone Bathroom Guest Book

Author : Knox Publishing Bathroom Guest Books
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781686619908
Total Pages : 110 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (199 download)

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Download or read book Warning Fart Zone Bathroom Guest Book written by Knox Publishing Bathroom Guest Books and published by . This book was released on 2019-08-15 with total page 110 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: This funny bthroom guestbook gives all of your visitors a little something to do while they are doing something. This guestbook has room for all of you guests thoughts, along with just a bunch of stuff to pass thier time, while they are passing thier...well, you know what. You will enjoy the comments left by your guests, and hopefully that is all they left. Do you know who's been in your bathroom? You will now! 110 Pages 8.25" x 6" A word search for passing time An area for your guests to draw a nice picture of their experience Question and answers for you to really get to know your guests Great housewarming gift Fun for white elephant employee Secret Santa gift Room for 54 guests to participate in your royal bathroomery

Diary of a Farting Roblox Noob

Author : Nooby Lee
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781544136141
Total Pages : 72 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (361 download)

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Book Synopsis Diary of a Farting Roblox Noob by : Nooby Lee

Download or read book Diary of a Farting Roblox Noob written by Nooby Lee and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2017-02-25 with total page 72 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Noob's stomach causes a scene during his first day at Roblox High School. He gets a strange gassy outburst and pisses off none other than the psycho-murderer, Jason from Murder Mystery. Of course, Noob immediately knows that this means trouble... Take a peek at what is really going on in this Roblox Noob's life and how he overcomes trouble at school. Can Roblox Noob turn his fart into a deadly weapon or his butt will say otherwise? Ready to laugh your butt off?

Liam the Leprechaun Loves to Fart

Author : Humor Heals Us
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781637310687
Total Pages : 34 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (16 download)

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Book Synopsis Liam the Leprechaun Loves to Fart by : Humor Heals Us

Download or read book Liam the Leprechaun Loves to Fart written by Humor Heals Us and published by . This book was released on 2021-02-03 with total page 34 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Liam the Leprechaun loves to fart! Sometimes, it makes him unpopular with the other leprechauns, and other times, it saves the day! Leprechauns are like small elves.They always dress in green.They're mischievous and magical, And rarely ever seen. Adults are permitted to laugh too. The children's book series, Farting Adventures, celebrates the value of laughter. The Farting Adventures book series is geared to kids and adults ages 0-100. Check out all the Farting adventures books: Taylor the Tooting Turkey Frank the Farting Flamingo Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin Fairy the Farting Unicorn Farting Without You is Like Roses are Red, And I'm Farting Fred Lucky the Farting Leprechaun Pete the Pooting Pufferfish and Fritz the Farting Reindeer Makes a perfect gift for St. Patrick's day for boys and girls.

Baby Monkey, Private Eye

Author : Brian Selznick
Publisher : Scholastic Inc.
ISBN 13 : 1338257293
Total Pages : 197 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (382 download)

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Download or read book Baby Monkey, Private Eye written by Brian Selznick and published by Scholastic Inc.. This book was released on 2018-02-27 with total page 197 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Caldecott Medalist Brian Selznick and debut children's book author David Serlin create a dazzling new format especially for young children! A New York Times Bestselling Book An Amazon Best Book of the Year A Kirkus Reviews Best Book of the Year Parents Magazine Best Early Reader of the Year "A marvel." --The New York Times "Inventive... fabulously expressive..." --San Francisco Chronicle Who is Baby Monkey? He is a baby. He is a monkey. He has a job. He is Baby Monkey, Private Eye! Lost jewels? Missing pizza? Stolen spaceship? Baby Monkey can help... if he can put on his pants! Baby Monkey's adventures come to life in an exciting blend of picture book, beginning reader, and graphic novel. With pithy text and over 120 black and white drawings accented with red, it is ideal for sharing aloud and for emerging readers.

Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler

Author : Aaron Reynolds
Publisher : Roaring Brook Press
ISBN 13 : 1250206391
Total Pages : 233 pages
Book Rating : 4.2/5 (52 download)

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Book Synopsis Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler by : Aaron Reynolds

Download or read book Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler written by Aaron Reynolds and published by Roaring Brook Press. This book was released on 2021-02-02 with total page 233 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: “If you love fantasy, funny humor, flatulence, and friends, then Aaron Reynolds has written the perfect book for you!” —DAN SANTAT, author of The Aquanut, Sidekicks, and The Adventures of Beekle Fart and his friends take on a new belly-quaking quest in the hilarious sequel Fart Quest: The Barf of the Bedazzler written by #1 New York Times bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and illustrated by Cam Kendell. After crushing their very first quest, young adventurers Pan, Moxie, and Fart are hungry for their next challenge. Luckily, the Great and Powerful Kevin has cooked up something for the trio: Locate a bedazzler—a rare and monstrous creature of truly horrific power—and bring back . . . its barf. But the danger in tracking down a bedazzler is hard to swallow. Rumor tells of a ruthless pirate captain who may be the only living soul that knows where to find a bedazzler. Our heroes must head to the high seas for a mission so deadly, they might lose their lives—or their lunch. Bestselling author Aaron Reynolds and Cam Kendell bring even more laughs, adventure, and silliness in The Barf of the Bedazzler, book two in the Fart Quest series.

The Diary of Dennis the Menace: Canine Carnage

Author : Steven Butler
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0141355859
Total Pages : 179 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (413 download)

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Book Synopsis The Diary of Dennis the Menace: Canine Carnage by : Steven Butler

Download or read book The Diary of Dennis the Menace: Canine Carnage written by Steven Butler and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2015-07-02 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mighty menaces, disaster has struck! Gnasher's got himself into REAL trouble this time. If he's not careful, DENNIS AND THE DINMAKERS are going to be kicked out of THE FAME FACTOR competition. And with our rockin' tunes, we're guaranteed winners! I have to do something to help Gnasher out - before he ends up in the doghouse for good!

A Tale of a Tub

Author : Jonathan Swift
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 340 pages
Book Rating : 4.R/5 (4 download)

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Download or read book A Tale of a Tub written by Jonathan Swift and published by . This book was released on 1704 with total page 340 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

Ladies' Book of Etiquette, and Manual of Politéness

Author : Florence Hartley
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 348 pages
Book Rating : 4.A/5 ( download)

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Download or read book Ladies' Book of Etiquette, and Manual of Politéness written by Florence Hartley and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 1860 with total page 348 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Do unto others as you would others should do to you. You can never be rude if you bear the rule always in mind, for what lady likes to be treated rudely? True Christian politeness will always be the result of an unselfish regard for the feelings of others, and though you may err in the ceremonious points of etiquette, you will never be im polite. Politeness, founded upon such a rule, becomes the expression, in graceful manner, of social virtues. The spirit of politeness consists in a certain attention to forms and ceremonies, which are meant both to please others and ourselves, and to make others pleased with us ;a still clearer definition may be given by saying that politeness is goodness of heart put into daily practice; the.re can be no true, politeness without kindness, purity, singleness of heart, and sensibility. Many believe that politeness is but a mask worn in the world to conceal bad passions and impulses, and to make a show of possessing virtues not really existing in the heart; thus, that politeness is merely hypocrisy and dissimulation. Do not believe this; be certain that those who profess such a doctrine are practising themselves the deceit they condemn so much.

Farts: A Spotter's Guide

Author : Crai S. Bower
Publisher : Chronicle Books
ISBN 13 : 9780811866095
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (66 download)

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Download or read book Farts: A Spotter's Guide written by Crai S. Bower and published by Chronicle Books. This book was released on 2008-10-29 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Sure, everyone does it; but everyone tries to hide it a little differently. Farts: A Spotter's Guide will help you pinpoint he (or she) who dealt it every time. This hilarious book identifies the habitat, range, voice, and "field marks" of tencommon wind breakers, from the gentle hiss of the Silent-but-Deadly to the rip-roaring flatulation of the Seismic Blast. The attached battery powered fart machine reproduces each emanation in accurate sound. Grossly hip illustrations by the Fudge Factory'syes, you read that rightTravis Millard depict the offenders and offendees in brilliant detail. Printed on durable card stock, this is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let 'er rip!

Who Cut the Cheese?

Author : Jo Nesbo
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1442433086
Total Pages : 446 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (424 download)

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Download or read book Who Cut the Cheese? written by Jo Nesbo and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2012-11-27 with total page 446 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: New adventures await Doctor Proctor, Lisa, and Nilly as they try to protect Oslo, Norway, from invading aliens, enormous snakes in the sewers, seven-legged Peruvian sucking spiders, and sinister waffle irons.

Almost Everybody Farts

Author : Marty Kelley
Publisher : Union Square & Co.
ISBN 13 : 1454941480
Total Pages : 31 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (549 download)

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Download or read book Almost Everybody Farts written by Marty Kelley and published by Union Square & Co.. This book was released on 2020-02-28 with total page 31 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN’T fart? With sly humor, this fun picture book looks at a subject that’s sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, Almost Everybody Farts comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she’s fart-free: MOM! But is she? Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again. “A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot.” —Kirkus Reviews (Starred review)

Coloring Cat Farts: A Funny and Irreverent Coloring Book for Cat Lovers (for All Ages)

Author : Topix Media Lab
Publisher : Topix Media Lab LLC
ISBN 13 : 9781948174565
Total Pages : 68 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (745 download)

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Book Synopsis Coloring Cat Farts: A Funny and Irreverent Coloring Book for Cat Lovers (for All Ages) by : Topix Media Lab

Download or read book Coloring Cat Farts: A Funny and Irreverent Coloring Book for Cat Lovers (for All Ages) written by Topix Media Lab and published by Topix Media Lab LLC. This book was released on 2019-09-29 with total page 68 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Featuring dozens of ready-to-frame coloring pages, Coloring Cat Farts is the purrrfect companion for creative cat lovers who like to have a good time.

Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal

Author : Mary Roach
Publisher : W. W. Norton & Company
ISBN 13 : 0393348741
Total Pages : 353 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (933 download)

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Download or read book Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal written by Mary Roach and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2014-04 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The irresistible, ever-curious, and always bestselling Roach returns with a new adventure to the invisible realm that people carry around inside.

Someone Farted

Author : Bruce Eric Kaplan
Publisher : Simon and Schuster
ISBN 13 : 1481490648
Total Pages : 46 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (814 download)

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Download or read book Someone Farted written by Bruce Eric Kaplan and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2018-04-17 with total page 46 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Two words throw a family’s car trip into utter (and smelly) chaos in this hilarious story of denial from Bruce Eric Kaplan. The Krupkes are having a nice, peaceful Saturday morning drive to the grocery store when: it happens. Someone. Farts. The car is thrown into chaos. Sister turns against brother. Mom almost faints. Dad almost gets into an accident. The smell is so bad it’s criminal—so criminal they all end up in jail! And still no one will take responsibility for the odious odor. Will the Krupkes make it through this ordeal in one piece, or will they fracture from the unending accusations of “whoever smelt it dealt it?”