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The Diary of Jinky

Author : Carole Raphaelle Davis
Publisher : Andrews McMeel Publishing
ISBN 13 : 0740789066
Total Pages : 217 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (47 download)

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Book Synopsis The Diary of Jinky by : Carole Raphaelle Davis

Download or read book The Diary of Jinky written by Carole Raphaelle Davis and published by Andrews McMeel Publishing. This book was released on 2009-01-01 with total page 217 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: My mom used to be somebody, but she doesn't want to remember who that was. She was in movies, on TV, she made records, and was an underwear model. My dad is a writer--or at least he sleeps at the computer a lot." Jinky's "mom" and "dad" might be complainers, but Jinky is just happy to be alive. He enjoys every minute and he can't understand why his lucky, pampered Hollywood parents and their show business friends are such miserable whiners. After all, Jinky's life started badly: My life began in a cage in San Pedro, California. Some creepy guy bought me for his stupid wife and she didn't want me. . . . One night, the guy took me to the pound. They threw me into a cold, wet crate and slammed the gate. . . . I was scheduled to be 'put down' or, as I like to say, murdered. But I got lucky." Now Jinky lives in a beautiful house in the Hollywood Hills. He has a pool and a Jacuzzi and sports cars and a fat blond terrier girlfriend named Finley who loves to lick his ears. Jinky went from an unloved and abandoned pet to sleeping in bed with his mom (a former Pet herself, in Penthouse--she looks good) and eating delicious food off his dad's plate (his mom cooks good, too). Jinky knows what's important in life, and he wishes his mom and dad could stop worrying about their status in Hollywood and enjoy life as much as he does. He can't understand why show business people are always so unhappy, especially the funny ones. Every "pitch" meeting Jinky overhears, every Hollywood dinner he eavesdrops on, every Hollywood barbecue, lunch, and casual encounter in coffee shops is another chance for these people to bitch and moan about "the business." But Jinky's "tail" is not just about his hilariously self-obsessed parents and their friends. And his message is not just that happiness is not about how much we have, but how we love. His is a tale about how hope, perseverance, and even one small act of kindness can change a life.

Pokemon Go: Diary of a Farting Pikachu

Author : Red Smith
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781537718095
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.7/5 (18 download)

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Download or read book Pokemon Go: Diary of a Farting Pikachu written by Red Smith and published by . This book was released on 2016-09-16 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pikachu is such a cute Pokemon. But when he gets gassy, he will become a fart whisperer. OR a fart shouterer. He's obsessed! Are silent farts worse? How can Pikachu save himself from those mega-embarrassing moments? Can Pikachu turn his fart into a deadly weapon or his butt will say otherwise?Ready to laugh your butt off?Grab it now while it's still available at this discounted price.

The Ladies' Book of Etiquette, and Manual of Politeness

Author : Florence Hartley
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 356 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (31 download)

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Download or read book The Ladies' Book of Etiquette, and Manual of Politeness written by Florence Hartley and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 1872 with total page 356 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In preparing a book of etiquette for ladies, I would lay down as the first rule, "Do unto others as you would others should do to you." You can never be rude if you bear the rule always in mind, for what lady likes to be treated rudely? True Christian politeness will always be the result of an unselfish regard for the feelings of others, and though you may err in the ceremonious points of etiquette, you will never be impolite. Politeness, founded upon such a rule, becomes the expression, in graceful manner, of social virtues. The spirit of politeness consists in a certain attention to forms and ceremonies, which are meant both to please others and ourselves, and to make others pleased with us; a still clearer definition may be given by saying that politeness is goodness of heart put into daily practice; there can be no _true_ politeness without kindness, purity, singleness of heart, and sensibility.

Why Fish Fart

Author : Francesca Gould
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0698158377
Total Pages : 145 pages
Book Rating : 4.6/5 (981 download)

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Download or read book Why Fish Fart written by Francesca Gould and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2014-06-12 with total page 145 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Get ready to squirm and squeal over the craziest facts you've ever heard! Have you ever wondered: How many pounds of insect parts the average person eats each year? Which specialty coffee is made from poop? How someone turned farting into a job? No? Then don’t open this book. The world around you is pretty wonderful, but also extremely weird. For very odd facts about the human body, look for Why You Shouldn't Eat Your Boogers: Gross but True Things You Don't Want to Know About Your Body.

The Farmer's Monthly Visitor

Author : Isaac Hill
Publisher : BoD – Books on Demand
ISBN 13 : 3368758705
Total Pages : 374 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (687 download)

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Download or read book The Farmer's Monthly Visitor written by Isaac Hill and published by BoD – Books on Demand. This book was released on 2024-09-09 with total page 374 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

When I'm Not Looking

Author : Farren Phillips
Publisher :
ISBN 13 : 9781953458070
Total Pages : 0 pages
Book Rating : 4.4/5 (58 download)

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Download or read book When I'm Not Looking written by Farren Phillips and published by . This book was released on 2021-05-18 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A combination of humorous detective story, fun fill-in-the-blanks, and laugh out loud details. Legs isn't quite sure what her pet duck gets up to when she's not looking. Is her duck dressing like a knight and fighting dragons, starting an army of ducks, building a rocket, and even trying on Leg's best trousers? Young readers will love joining Legs on her quest to solve the mystery, with their detective skills, critical thinking and imagination.

Bridget Jones's Baby

Author : Helen Fielding
Publisher : Vintage
ISBN 13 : 1524732508
Total Pages : 173 pages
Book Rating : 4.5/5 (247 download)

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Download or read book Bridget Jones's Baby written by Helen Fielding and published by Vintage. This book was released on 2016-10-11 with total page 173 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bridget Jones, beloved Singleton and global phenomenon, is back with a bump in Bridget Jones's Baby: The Diaries. 8:45 P.M. Realize there have been so many times in my life when have fantasized about going to a scan with Mark or Daniel: just not both at the same time. Before motherhood, before marriage, Bridget with biological clock ticking very, very loudly, finds herself unexpectedly pregnant at the eleventh hour: a joyful pregnancy which is dominated, however, by a crucial but terribly awkward question – who is the father? Mark Darcy: honourable, decent, notable human rights lawyer? Or Daniel Cleaver: charming, witty, notable fuckwit? 9:45 PM It’s like they’re two halves of the perfect man, who’ll spend the rest of their lives each wanting to outdo the other one. And now it’s all enacting itself in my stomach. In this gloriously funny, touching story of baby-deadline panic, maternal bliss, and social, professional, technological, culinary and childbirth chaos, Bridget Jones – global phenomenon and the world’s favorite Singleton – is back with a bump.

Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise

Author : William Kotzwinkle
Publisher : Penguin
ISBN 13 : 0142411426
Total Pages : 33 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (424 download)

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Download or read book Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise written by William Kotzwinkle and published by Penguin. This book was released on 2008-05-01 with total page 33 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Walter the Farting Dog is now a hero of the high seas! Everybody is having a great time on a cruise . . . until a terrible odor permeates the ship. All signs point to Walter, and so he is first banished down below, with the stinky cheeses, and then into a lifeboat to float behind the ocean liner. Then catastrophe strikes! How long will the great cruise ship and its frightened passengers be marooned on the high seas? About as long as it takes Walter to digest that cheese!

The Dangerously Truthful Diary of a Sicilian Housewife

Author : Veronica Di Grigoli
Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN 13 : 9781514802250
Total Pages : 260 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (22 download)

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Download or read book The Dangerously Truthful Diary of a Sicilian Housewife written by Veronica Di Grigoli and published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform. This book was released on 2015-07-15 with total page 260 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: When career-girl Veronica flies to Sicily for a friend's wedding, she accidentally falls in love with one of the groom's three-hundred cousins. A year later she has given up her job, house and friends, and is planning her own wedding with her Latin Lover in the shimmering heat of Sicily.

A Tale of a Tub

Author : Jonathan Swift
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 352 pages
Book Rating : 4.+/5 (15 download)

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Download or read book A Tale of a Tub written by Jonathan Swift and published by . This book was released on 1704 with total page 352 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Journal of the Anthropological Institute of Great Britain and Ireland

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 644 pages
Book Rating : 4.A/5 ( download)

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Download or read book The Journal of the Anthropological Institute of Great Britain and Ireland written by and published by . This book was released on 1883 with total page 644 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

The Diary of Dennis the Menace: Canine Carnage

Author : Steven Butler
Publisher : Penguin UK
ISBN 13 : 0141355859
Total Pages : 179 pages
Book Rating : 4.1/5 (413 download)

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Book Synopsis The Diary of Dennis the Menace: Canine Carnage by : Steven Butler

Download or read book The Diary of Dennis the Menace: Canine Carnage written by Steven Butler and published by Penguin UK. This book was released on 2015-07-02 with total page 179 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Mighty menaces, disaster has struck! Gnasher's got himself into REAL trouble this time. If he's not careful, DENNIS AND THE DINMAKERS are going to be kicked out of THE FAME FACTOR competition. And with our rockin' tunes, we're guaranteed winners! I have to do something to help Gnasher out - before he ends up in the doghouse for good!

Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal

Author : Mary Roach
Publisher : W. W. Norton & Company
ISBN 13 : 0393348741
Total Pages : 353 pages
Book Rating : 4.3/5 (933 download)

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Download or read book Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal written by Mary Roach and published by W. W. Norton & Company. This book was released on 2014-04 with total page 353 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The irresistible, ever-curious, and always bestselling Roach returns with a new adventure to the invisible realm that people carry around inside.

The Kappa Alpha Journal

Author :
Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 506 pages
Book Rating : 4.:/5 (334 download)

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Download or read book The Kappa Alpha Journal written by and published by . This book was released on 1920 with total page 506 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:

SPIN

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Publisher :
ISBN 13 :
Total Pages : 104 pages
Book Rating : 4./5 ( download)

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Download or read book SPIN written by and published by . This book was released on 1990-10 with total page 104 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: From the concert stage to the dressing room, from the recording studio to the digital realm, SPIN surveys the modern musical landscape and the culture around it with authoritative reporting, provocative interviews, and a discerning critical ear. With dynamic photography, bold graphic design, and informed irreverence, the pages of SPIN pulsate with the energy of today's most innovative sounds. Whether covering what's new or what's next, SPIN is your monthly VIP pass to all that rocks.

The Loo Companion

Author : Mark Leigh
Publisher : Michael O'Mara Books
ISBN 13 : 1843178176
Total Pages : 141 pages
Book Rating : 4.8/5 (431 download)

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Download or read book The Loo Companion written by Mark Leigh and published by Michael O'Mara Books. This book was released on 2011-10-30 with total page 141 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Pull up a seat and take a pit stop with this amusing toilet book.

Reboot

Author : Jerry Colonna
Publisher : HarperCollins
ISBN 13 : 0062749501
Total Pages : 212 pages
Book Rating : 4.0/5 (627 download)

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Download or read book Reboot written by Jerry Colonna and published by HarperCollins. This book was released on 2019-06-18 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: One of the start-up world’s most in-demand executive coaches—hailed as the “CEO Whisperer” (Gimlet Media)—reveals why radical self-inquiry is critical to professional success and healthy relationships in all realms of life. Jerry Colonna helps start-up CEOs make peace with their demons, the psychological habits and behavioral patterns that have helped them to succeed—molding them into highly accomplished individuals—yet have been detrimental to their relationships and ultimate well-being. Now, this venture capitalist turned executive coach shares his unusual yet highly effective blend of Buddhism, Jungian therapy, and entrepreneurial straight talk to help leaders overcome their own psychological traumas. Reboot is a journey of radical self-inquiry, helping you to reset your life by sorting through the emotional baggage that is holding you back professionally, and even more important, in your relationships. Jerry has taught CEOs and their top teams to realize their potential by using the raw material of their lives to find meaning, to build healthy interpersonal bonds, and to become more compassionate and bold leaders. In Reboot, he inspires everyone to hold themselves responsible for their choices and for the possibility of truly achieving their dreams. Work does not have to destroy us. Work can be the way in which we achieve our fullest self, Jerry firmly believes. What we need, sometimes, is a chance to reset our goals and to reconnect with our deepest selves and with each other. Reboot moves and empowers us to begin this journey.