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Book Synopsis De Little Book of Bertie by : Ronnie Plant
Download or read book De Little Book of Bertie written by Ronnie Plant and published by . This book was released on 2008-05 with total page pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For years we've scratched our heads every time Bertie Ahern opened his mouth. What is he saying? What does he mean? Does he mean what he says? - Or does he say what he means? This book includes his cringeable quotes, the deft doublespeak and the downright confusing, and aims to help you find out answers to these questions.
Download or read book Worms! written by Alan MacDonald and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2013 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: In these three tales Bertie turns a pink birthday party into a mess, faces and fails the challenge of being polite for an entire day (fortunately), and mistakes his mother's flower arrangement for garbage.
Download or read book Bertie the Bee written by Ken Lake and published by Diaries of Robin's Toys. This book was released on 2013-08-08 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Across 10 exciting stories, Robin and his grandad explore car boot sales, bring toys to life and learn some important lessons.
Download or read book Germs! written by Alan MacDonald and published by Capstone. This book was released on 2012 with total page 122 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bertie's sister has chickenpox and Bertie thinks that if he can catch it he will not have to go to school and admit he did not do his homework--and that is just the first problem that Bertie faces in this trio of stories.
Book Synopsis Pooh! Is That You Bertie? by : David Roberts
Download or read book Pooh! Is That You Bertie? written by David Roberts and published by Dirty Bertie. This book was released on 2012-08 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bertie can be a bit smelly! When he trumps it makes his mum cross, embarrasses his dad, upsets his gran and offends his sister. But they all have a secret, and Bertie knows it! This hilarious book with trumping noises will delight all children with its wonderfully naughty noise!
Book Synopsis Bertie Plays the Blues by : Alexander McCall Smith
Download or read book Bertie Plays the Blues written by Alexander McCall Smith and published by Anchor. This book was released on 2013-10-08 with total page 337 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 44 SCOTLAND STREET - Book 7 The residents and neighbors of 44 Scotland Street and the city of Edinburgh come to vivid life in these gently satirical, wonderfully perceptive serial novels, featuring six-year-old Bertie, a remarkably precocious boy—just ask his mother. If you haven’t met the residents of 44 Scotland Street yet, there is no better time, since everyone seems to be in the midst of new beginnings. New parents Matthew and Elspeth must muddle through the difficulties of raising their triplets Rognvald, Tobermory and Fegus—there's normal sleep deprivation, and then there's trying to tell the children apart from one another. Angus and Domenica are newly engaged, and now they must negotiate the complex merger of two households. Domenica is also forced to deal with the return of an old flame, while Big Lou has begun the search for a new one, boldly exploring the new world of online dating and coming up with an Elvis impersonator on the first try. And in Bertie’s family, there's a shift in power as his father Stuart starts to stand up to overbearing mother, Irene—and then there’s Bertie, who has been thinking that he might want to start over with a new family and so puts himself up for adoption on eBay. With his signature charm and gentle wit Alexander McCall Smith vividly portrays the lives of Edinburgh’s most unique and beloved characters.
Book Synopsis Blue and Bertie by : Kristyna Litten
Download or read book Blue and Bertie written by Kristyna Litten and published by Simon and Schuster. This book was released on 2015-12-31 with total page 35 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: A magical tale of finding friendship where you least expect it. Bertie the giraffe's life runs over very straight lines. He always has the same breakfast. He always takes the same stroll. He always naps under the same tree. But - wait a minute - who's this under the tree today? A blue giraffe? Blue?! Kristyna studied Illustration at Edinburgh College of Art and graduated in 2010. She now lives in a beautiful village in Yorkshire where she is heavily reliant on the good old pencil and a great big cup of tea to keep her going, whilst habitually singing, or twiddling her hair. Her first picture book, Flint's Odd Socks, followed by Chickens Can't See In The Dark were highly commended for the Macmillan Prize two year's running.
Book Synopsis Luck and the Irish by : R. F. Foster
Download or read book Luck and the Irish written by R. F. Foster and published by Oxford University Press. This book was released on 2008-03-14 with total page 241 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: At the same time, the position of women in Irish society has been transformed, with the growth of feminism, a revolution in sexual attitudes, far more women in the work force, the ascendancy of President Mary Robinson, and the movement of women to front-rank Cabinet posts - all of which have put the position of Irish women ahead of that in many European nations." "Everyone curious about the recent past, the burgeoning present, and the unclear future of Ireland will want to read this book."--BOOK JACKET.
Book Synopsis The Little Book of Oxfordshire by : Paul Sullivan
Download or read book The Little Book of Oxfordshire written by Paul Sullivan and published by The History Press. This book was released on 2012-01-31 with total page 256 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The Little Book of Oxfordshire is a funny, fast-paced, fact-packed compendium of the sort of frivolous, fantastic or simply strange information which no one will want to be without. Here we find out about the most unusual crimes and punishments, eccentric inhabitants, famous sons and daughters and literally hundreds of wacky facts (plus some authentically bizarre bits of historic trivia). Combining essential facts with little-known, weird and often hilarious trivia, it is an essential purchase for all lovers of the county. Colourful characters and the general mayhem of Oxford history flow through the pages like the iconic Thames, Isis and Cherwell rivers. Dip in and celebrate!
Download or read book Dirty Bertie written by Alan MacDonald and published by Koala Books. This book was released on 2015-05-01 with total page 96 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Dirty Bertie - the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits - is back for another helping of comic chaos! More disgusting than ever with crazier plans and increasingly madcap schemes, Bertie continues to delight his legions of fans who revel in his revolting ways. Join Bertie in Rats! as he crosses paths with a cheeky rodent, takes part in a chaotic cross-country run and tries to get his dog Whiffer to eat healthily - with disastrous results!
Download or read book Dirty Bertie written by David Roberts and published by . This book was released on 2009 with total page 24 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: Bertie has shockingly dirty habits. Whenever he does anything dirty his family shouts, 'No, Bertie! That's dirty Bertie!' But there's one habit Bertie won't give up.
Book Synopsis Jeeves in the Offing by : P.G. Wodehouse
Download or read book Jeeves in the Offing written by P.G. Wodehouse and published by Random House. This book was released on 2009-03-26 with total page 212 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: _______________________________ A Jeeves and Wooster novel Jeeves is on holiday in Herne Bay, and while he's away the world caves in on Bertie Wooster. For a start, he's astonished to read in The Times of his engagement to the mercurial Bobbie Wickham. Then at Brinkley Court, his Aunt Dahlia's establishment, he finds his awful former head master in attendance ready to award the prizes at Market Snodsbury Grammar School. And finally the Brinkley butler turns out for reasons of his own to be Bertie's nemesis in disguise, the brain surgeon Sir Roderick Glossop. With all occasions informing against him, Bertie has to hightail it to Herne Bay to liberate Jeeves from his shrimping net. And after that, the fun really starts. ‘I picked up Jeeves in the Offing recently, having not read PG Wodehouse for years. Half an hour later I was still reading and laughing. He can develop a comic idea and deliver the payoff over a chapter, a paragraph, or a single sentence.’ Sadie Jones (in the Guardian)
Book Synopsis Bertie's wanderings, and what came of them, by Ismay Thorn by : Edith Caroline Pollock
Download or read book Bertie's wanderings, and what came of them, by Ismay Thorn written by Edith Caroline Pollock and published by . This book was released on 1882 with total page 536 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis Bertie Lee: or the Threshold of Life. A boy's book by : Bertie LEE
Download or read book Bertie Lee: or the Threshold of Life. A boy's book written by Bertie LEE and published by . This book was released on 1869 with total page 198 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt:
Book Synopsis 44 Scotland Street by : Alexander McCall Smith
Download or read book 44 Scotland Street written by Alexander McCall Smith and published by National Geographic Books. This book was released on 2005-06-14 with total page 0 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: 44 SCOTLAND STREET - Book 1 The residents and neighbors of 44 Scotland Street and the city of Edinburgh come to vivid life in these gently satirical, wonderfully perceptive serial novels, featuring six-year-old Bertie, a remarkably precocious boy—just ask his mother. Welcome to 44 Scotland Street, home to some of Edinburgh's most colorful characters. There's Pat, a twenty-year-old who has recently moved into a flat with Bruce, an athletic young man with a keen awareness of his own appearance. Their neighbor, Domenica, is an eccentric and insightful widow. In the flat below are Irene and her appealing son Bertie, who is the victim of his mother’s desire for him to learn the saxophone and italian–all at the tender age of five. Love triangles, a lost painting, intriguing new friends, and an encounter with a famous Scottish crime writer are just a few of the ingredients that add to this delightful and witty portrait of Edinburgh society, which was first published as a serial in The Scotsman newspaper.
Book Synopsis Dirty Bertie: An English King Made in France by : Stephen Clarke
Download or read book Dirty Bertie: An English King Made in France written by Stephen Clarke and published by Random House. This book was released on 2014-05-22 with total page 402 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: The entertaining biography of Edward VII and his playboy lifestyle, by Stephen Clarke, author of 1000 Years of Annoying the French and A Year in the Merde. Despite fierce opposition from his mother, Queen Victoria, Edward VII was always passionately in love with France. He had affairs with the most famous Parisian actresses, courtesans and can-can dancers. He spoke French more elegantly than English. He was the first ever guest to climb the Eiffel Tower with Gustave Eiffel, in defiance of an official English ban on his visit. He turned his French seduction skills into the diplomatic prowess that sealed the Entente Cordiale. A quintessentially English king? Pas du tout! Stephen Clarke argues that as 'Dirty Bertie', Edward learned all the essentials in life from the French.
Book Synopsis De Little Book of Bertie by : Will Hanifin
Download or read book De Little Book of Bertie written by Will Hanifin and published by . This book was released on 2001-10-05 with total page 80 pages. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle. Book excerpt: For years we've scratched our heads every time Bertie Ahern (The Irish Prime Minister) opened his mouth. What is he saying? What does he mean? Does he mean what he says? - or does he say what he means? Find out in - De Little Book of Bertie. The cringeable quotes, the deft doublespeak and the downright confusing - they're all in this slim volume. For years we've scratched our heads every time Bertie Ahern opened his mouth. What is he saying? What does he mean? Does he mean what he says? - or does he say what he means? Find out this in - De Little Book of Bertie. The cringeable quotes, the deft doublespeak and the downright confusing - they're all in this slim volume. He's the man who had to eat humble pie for saying something 'would upset the Apple Tart.' He praised Charles Haughey for turning Temple Bar into Ireland's 'West Bank.' (He may be right on this one - have you seen the riots and bottle throwing at weekends?) He's never a man to be decisive when a chance to be vague comes his way. Asked recently with whom he would go into Government after the next election, here's what he said: If it was with Fianna Fail on their own - I'd be happy.If it was Fianna Fail and the Progressive Democrats I'll be happy, And if it's Fianna Fail, the Progressive Democrats and the Independents, I'll be happy. I'll work with what the people decide. Any of those would be better than losing. Others may imitate him - but his own words are the most entertaining. Tune into our own Prophet of Boom. De Little Book of Bertie will change your life
